Good deeds

Chapter 161

Chapter 161 Lost Big (14000 Recommendations+)

Kang Ri also wanted to pretend to be confused, and looked at Zhang Jun with the innocent expression he had after playing with Grandma Kang's duckling when he was a child, his eyes met, and electric sparks sizzled.

It's a pity that Zhang Jun is not Grandma Kang who loves her grandson so much, and Kang Ri's death is not a cheap duckling, but the three beauties who are worth 1 yuan because of a matter of someone's dignity.

The brat pretended for me!
Shan Xing closed his eyes, not daring to look at Zhang Jun's ferocious face, although he really wanted to retreat and continue to look at Zhang Zhilin's handsome four eyebrows, but as a husband and wife, they naturally have to share weal and woe, she is not that kind of selfish woman!

What's more, those three beauties were stolen for her!
Shan Xing hurriedly took out the Singaporean curry-flavored beef jerky from the kitchen, and graciously delivered it to Zhang Jun and Ouyang. He only hoped that the beef jerky would glow and act as a powerful lubricant.

The beef jerky was still very strong, the dark cloud on Zhang Dashen's face dissipated a lot, and the smile on Ouyang Dashen's face never faded.

Shanxing sighed, as long as it is useful, but she forgot that there is a pig teammate beside her.

"Shanshan, you took out all the beef jerky, what should I have for dinner?" Kang Ri was unhappy when he saw that his snacks had been donated.

Shanxing caressed his forehead helplessly. Sure enough, he was not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs!

The dark cloud on Zhang Jun's face came back again, and it was so black that ink could be squeezed out. He said coldly, "Did you take it out yourself? Or should I go to your bedroom to get it?"

The little bastard is still a little shallow, did he pretend that he didn't see the eyes that looked at the bedroom from time to time just now?

Kang Ri's surprised eyes pleased Zhang Jun, hum!

When the skylight incident happened, Kang Ri had no choice but to walk slowly into the room, holding out the three watery beauties.

The three beauties were still enchanting under the nourishment of the clear water. Zhang Jun saw that the beauty of the flowers was still the same, and he was relieved. He got 1 yuan.

Ouyang saw that the corners of his eyes twitched, the three beauties were inserted into the old godmother's bottle, it was like asking Xi Shi to swing a hammer, what a waste of everything!

Zhang Jun, who got 1 yuan, was not angry anymore. He sat down with Singapore curry beef jerky in his hands, and crunched several pieces of beef jerky, which made Kangri and Shanxing's little livers hurt and panicked.

The beef jerky was full of flavor, and Zhang Jun was in a better mood, but he still asked Kang Ri, who was standing with his head bowed, with a stern face: "Be honest, why did you cut my flowers? Are you taking revenge on me? Because I always scold you ?”

Kang Ri shook his head like a rattle, a lesson from heaven and earth, if he wanted to get revenge on Zhang Jun, he would just poke the tire, why cut flowers?

"Why is that?" Zhang Jun snorted coldly, the brat still refuses to admit it?He can think of revenge with his ass!

Kang Ri twitched for a long time, and then said to Ai Ai expectantly: "Shanshan likes flowers, I..."

Zhang Jun didn't believe it, "Your daughter-in-law likes flowers and you can't go to a flower shop to buy them? There is a flower shop downstairs. Who are you kidding?"

Kang Ri is also getting angry, you are a brat, you are not the father of this young master, why do you always scold him!

"Florists don't need money to buy flowers? One flower costs 30 yuan, and three flowers cost [-] yuan. They are not good-looking and not worth the money. Only fools would buy them!" Kang Ri turned to teach Zhang Jun a lesson. You look like that fool.

The corner of Ouyang's mouth twitched, but Zhang Jun was so angry that his blood vessels burst, and he came to cut his flowers because he couldn't bear to spend money on flowers?
Really will live!

It's just that his flowers are much more expensive than those in flower shops!
Zhang Jun gnawed a few more pieces of beef jerky and said with a sneer, "Not bad, I'll live a good life."

Kang Ri raised his chin sullenly, rather modestly: "There is still a gap between Shanshan's requirements."

Shanxing couldn't bear to look at his forehead, his husband was so stupid and cute, he didn't even realize that what Zhang Jun said was ironic!
The muscles on Zhang Jun's face were twitching non-stop, he couldn't hold it anymore, and Ouyang beside him had already turned his back and laughed wildly.

Adjusting his facial expression to a ruthless state, Zhang Jun's mouth curled slightly, and he said lightly, "Do you know how much these three flowers of mine cost?"

Kang Ri was quite honest, and said in grandma Kang's simple language: "How much does it cost to grow flowers by myself? Cut them off and grow them again, apply more fertilizer, water and weed regularly, and they will grow in a few days. Shall I give you some fertilizer every day?"

Zhang Jun resisted the urge to beat Kang Ri to death. Although he knew that Kang Ri had no good words, he still asked, "What fertilizer are you using?"

Kang Ri had an expression on his face that you don't even know this, making Zhang Jun's paws itch again.

"What other fertilizer can I use? Of course it is farm manure. My grandma said that my pee is the best fertilizer in the world. No fertilizer can compare to it!"

"It's a big deal, I'll work hard every day to go to your office and leave some pee for that potted flower, so that it can bloom a lot of flowers!"

Ouyang couldn't help it anymore, he couldn't stop laughing, Kang Ri is so funny, urinating every day?

How did he come up with it?

Do you use Zhang Jun's office as a bathroom?
Hahaha!
Shanxing also wanted to laugh, but seeing Zhang Jun's angry appearance, she immediately suppressed the urge to laugh, bowing her head and smiling very ladylikely.

"Stop the dirty thoughts in my head immediately, Kang Ri-why are you so disgusting? You are so disgusting! You...you are simply unreasonable!" Zhang Jun only felt that the food he had just eaten was overwhelmed in his stomach, Roaring to rush out of the throat.

Kang Ri disagreed: "Mr. Zhang, what you said is not right. Where is the farmyard manure dirty? The rice, vegetables, and fruits we eat are not grown from farmyard manure. Vegetables grown in urea are much more delicious, like the green vegetables you ate tonight, are they delicious?"

Zhang Jun nodded subconsciously. The green vegetables at night were really good, sweet and soft, much more delicious than those in the restaurant.

Kang Ri was proud: "My grandma planted the greens. All of them are farmyard manure. There are poo from chickens and ducks, poo from dogs, and of course my poo..."

Zhang Jun couldn't bear it anymore, covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom, vomited upside down.

Kang Ri was dumbfounded, why did he still vomit?
No wonder Mr. Zhang is so thin after eating so much. What else is left in his stomach?

Such a waste!

Kang Ri not only thought this way, but also said this: "Mr. Zhang, you really are, if you have a bad stomach, you should eat less, so much beef jerky is for nothing!"

Young Master Kang still loves his beef jerky!
Ouyang and Shanxing collectively supported the forehead, and it was his doom for Zhang Jun to meet such a stupid and cute apprentice as Kang Ri!

Zhang Jun, who had an empty stomach, no longer had the strength to get angry. After he came out, he asked Ouyang to transfer 1 yuan to him. Only 1 yuan can appease his broken heart.

Then he made a request, ten catties of Singapore curry beef jerky, one or two must be missing, otherwise he would let Kangri stay overnight every day!

snort!
Don't you feel sorry for beef jerky?I want your daughter-in-law to make ten catties of beef jerky, and I love you to death every day!
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