The animal world of the head of the village
Chapter 157
Chapter 157
Huang Xiaohu said to the group of big macaques: "You are all good brothers of mine, but I know some monkeys among you are not very obedient. I'll just say it once, and I also know that you are all very smart macaques, and you are still Descendants of the Monkey King, what do you want, you should express your opinion first."
The macaques began to scratch their heads and talk about it.
Suddenly a long-eared macaque stood up and said, "What do you want us to do, my lord."
Huang Xiaohu was overjoyed, and immediately said: "It's you. From now on, you will be the boss of this group of macaques. If anyone dares to disobey you, it will be against the king. Long-eared macaque king, what's your name? You are really eye-catching!" Already, before I said anything, you knew to call me Dawang."
The long-eared macaque said: "In the future, we will do whatever the king asks us to do."
Huang Xiaohu said: "Now I have a task for you. You send four macaques to a place with me. You have 20 days to learn what you should do. Otherwise, look at what is around me. "
The long-eared macaque said: "Of course we try our best to learn, but after all we are just monkeys, and some things may not be done well. Please forgive me, Your Majesty."
Huang Xiaohu said: "Long-eared Macaque King, you choose two more leaders, and then I will assign you a few thugs and part-time bodyguards. If anyone refuses to accept your management in the future, you will know what to do."
The long-eared macaque said: "I have two brothers who are very loyal and trustworthy. One is named Big Eye and the other is Gao Bi. Big Eye and Gao Bi, come out and let the King know each other."
The big-eyed macaque and the high-nosed macaque came out, and actually bowed down to Huang Xiaohu, which amused Huang Xiaohu.
Huang Xiaohu said: "Excuse me, let's all get up. The big-eyed macaque and the high-nosed macaque, each of you lead four big macaques, and obey my orders. The long-eared macaque king is your chief manager, the big-eyed macaque He and the high-nosed macaque are the right and left helpers of the long-eared macaque, that's all."
For the next 20 days or so, the high-nosed macaque took four macaques, and followed two brothers Zhang Dajun and Zhang Xiaojun. Their task was to learn how to feed dogs and cats.
It turned out that Huang Xiaohu was worried that after Zhang Dajun and his brothers left, there would be no one to feed the hundreds of cats and dogs in the cat and dog dormitory. After much deliberation, he decided to hand over this task to those monkeys.
It is said that monkeys are the most intelligent animals in the world, and circuses often perform monkey shows. Huang Xiaohu has liked to watch these circus performances since he was a child, so he is very familiar with monkey shows.
Huang Xiaohu led the high-nosed macaque and the other four big macaques to the dormitory for cats and dogs, and first established their prestige, of course, by explaining to the directors of the four guardians, and then called the cats and dogs to a meeting to explain and introduce the five The only macaque will take over the task of the breeders in the future, and we solemnly ask all the staff to cooperate with them in their work.
The two brothers Zhang Dajun and Zhang Xiaojun have already hoarded a large amount of dog food and cat food according to Huang Xiaohu's instructions. They have a special warehouse for storing these cat food and dog food, and they store them separately.This time I also bought a lot of milk, which is specially for pet cats and dogs, but these need to be brewed with boiling water before drinking.
However, giving cats and dogs pork soup every day is a technically difficult job, and Huang Xiaohu dare not let the macaques do it. It may burn down the cats and dogs dormitory in minutes.
What can macaques do?
Open the cat food and dog food, and then distribute them to the eating bowls of each cat and dog, and pour water for cats and dogs regularly.If someone has cooked the milk, they also have the task of dispatching the milk.Of course, someone cooked the broth, and the macaques could drink it not only for themselves, but also for other cats and dogs.
Usually, Zhang Dajun and the others still need to feed these cats and dogs raw meat and bones, and these raw meat and bones cannot be bought too much at one time, so the two of them buy them once a week.But once they're gone, there's no one to buy raw meat and bones.
Huang Xiaohu discussed with the two brothers that when they finally left, they would prepare raw meat and bones for these cats and dogs for two weeks.Of course, the task of feeding is still handed over to the macaques.
As for what to do after two weeks, Huang Xiaohu has already turned the newly built building in his parents' old house into a cold storage, with freezing and cold storage, and the frozen meat and bones are enough for these cats and dogs for more than three months.
The matter of feeding cats and dogs has been settled, and the remaining macaques also have tasks assigned.
The big-mouthed macaque took four macaques and was in charge of waiting at the entrance of the village. As for what to do, of course we will know later.
The remaining macaques are led by the long-eared macaques themselves, why?Learn to farm.
I'm not joking, I really want to learn farming, and Huang Xiaohu even invited his parents back to teach them.
Anyway, the villagers have all left, and there are a lot of free fertile fields and vegetable fields. This time, Huang Xiaohu chose the few pieces of land closest to his residence, which are about three acres, one acre is planted with vegetables, and one acre is planted with It's rice, and there is still an acre left unused for the time being.
Huang Xiaohu explained to the long-eared macaque many times that he learned how to farm the land from his parents. In fact, it is simple maintenance, turning the soil, watering, and temporarily waiving the fertilizer.
In short, Huang Xiaohu is not very professional in farming, so he left it to his parents to teach these macaques to farm. It is said that these macaques are really smart, and they dare not be lazy, because Huang Xiaohu is A team of wolf dogs was sent to supervise their labor.
When Huang Xiaohu persuaded his parents to move out first, the purpose was to avoid suspicion from Minister Zhang and County Magistrate Sun, and also to make an impression on the villagers of Huilong Village.Now pick them up, and Huzi's parents don't want to live outside. After careful consideration, Huang Xiaohu decided to keep his parents in Huilong Village to help.
Brothers Zhang Dajun and Zhang Xiaojun secretly went out to bring back some daily necessities of Huang Xiaohu's parents, and also went to the county supermarket to buy a lot of things according to Huang Xiaohu's parents' needs.In addition to tobacco and liquor, there are also some daily-used washing powder soap and so on.
The macaques learned to farm from Huang Xiaohu's parents, which gave Huang Xiaohu's parents a sense of presence, so they got along very harmoniously and happily with these macaques and the wolf dogs responsible for guarding the macaques.Huang Xiaohu saw his parents happy, of course he was also very happy.
When he came back that day, Huang Xiaohu ordered the macaques to help Huang Xiaohu's parents fetch water.
Knowing that Huang Xiaohu asked the monkeys to do these things, Hu Xiaomei couldn't help but said, "Does this count as animal cruelty?"
Huang Xiaohu smiled and said: "Where can I have food if I don't work? My parents taught me this way when I was young. These monkeys just learn to farm and feed cats and dogs. How can it be regarded as abuse? They should be learning to survive. skills, I’m doing a good job.”
"You got bees everywhere in Dongsheng. Do we have to collect honey ourselves in the future?"
"Hu Xiaomei, don't worry about those bees, and you don't have to worry about collecting honey. I have discussed everything with their queen bee, and I will be responsible for supplying honey to us in the future, and this kind of pure natural honey is very nutritious."
"According to what you said, those signs and slogans have been fixed by someone. Do we really want to play so big?"
"Why do you still not understand? Have you talked with the lawyers? And the news media, have all the arrangements been made?"
"I've given you all the money, and now I'm waiting for you to speak. I've made a deal with them. When you say something, they will act according to the agreement. The lawyer Wang I'm looking for was introduced by a friend of my dad's." , should be trustworthy. And those news media reporters already need news reports of this kind of subject, and it is a waste of money for you to pay them back."
"It's not a waste to give them money, because I just use them as pawns, and I will have a showdown with the government tomorrow. Minister Zhang said that the engineering team will come in tomorrow, so everything must be prepared today. How about the results of the pigeon test?"
"Those carrier pigeons are really powerful. It took less than an hour for our people in Longgui Town to receive the message from the carrier pigeons. We tested it ten times, and each time it went very smoothly. But we have a telephone , there is also the Internet, why do you want to make carrier pigeons?"
"Isn't this just in case? When the power is cut off and the network is cut off, we will have no way to contact the outside world. I guess no one will guess that we use the oldest method, flying pigeons to pass on letters. Hahaha, think about it They all thought it was so much fun.”
"Huang Xiaohu, why do I think we're going to make things big this time? I looked at the things you've prepared, and if they really come in handy, the government probably dares to send out troops."
"A few of us are here, the government will not do that, and we are not against the government, but to reason with the leaders of the county party committee and county government. Do you understand? Don't say that Shenma is against the government anymore. This is a crime. "
"Reasonable? Well, I think it's better to be careful. Although they won't do anything to us, there are many things that they don't dare to do."
The two were chatting, and Zhao Yali ran back and said, "Zhang Yalan and I went to count them. In the Dagu'ao area, the villagers left us more than 50 chickens and more than ten pigs. Other places, We haven't counted yet."
Huang Xiaohu said: "There's no need to look at other places, and I haven't explained to them, so that's all there is to it."
Zhao Yali asked: "More than 50 chickens should be enough to lay eggs, right? There are only six of us in total. But what about a dozen pigs?"
Huang Xiaohu said, "Where's Zhang Yalan? Where did he go?"
Zhao Yali said: "I went to your parents' place. It seems that Zhang Yalan wants to grow some vegetables. She is worried that we will not have youth to eat in the future."
Hu Xiaomei said: "When the villagers left, there were still things in many fields. Could they still take away the farmers and the vegetables they grew?"
Huang Xiaohu also said: "It seems that I heard from my parents that there are some that have not been harvested, but now is not the time to harvest, and it will take at least three or four months, but my parents are already teaching those macaques to farm. It is estimated that after a period of time, it should be able to play a role.”
(End of this chapter)
Huang Xiaohu said to the group of big macaques: "You are all good brothers of mine, but I know some monkeys among you are not very obedient. I'll just say it once, and I also know that you are all very smart macaques, and you are still Descendants of the Monkey King, what do you want, you should express your opinion first."
The macaques began to scratch their heads and talk about it.
Suddenly a long-eared macaque stood up and said, "What do you want us to do, my lord."
Huang Xiaohu was overjoyed, and immediately said: "It's you. From now on, you will be the boss of this group of macaques. If anyone dares to disobey you, it will be against the king. Long-eared macaque king, what's your name? You are really eye-catching!" Already, before I said anything, you knew to call me Dawang."
The long-eared macaque said: "In the future, we will do whatever the king asks us to do."
Huang Xiaohu said: "Now I have a task for you. You send four macaques to a place with me. You have 20 days to learn what you should do. Otherwise, look at what is around me. "
The long-eared macaque said: "Of course we try our best to learn, but after all we are just monkeys, and some things may not be done well. Please forgive me, Your Majesty."
Huang Xiaohu said: "Long-eared Macaque King, you choose two more leaders, and then I will assign you a few thugs and part-time bodyguards. If anyone refuses to accept your management in the future, you will know what to do."
The long-eared macaque said: "I have two brothers who are very loyal and trustworthy. One is named Big Eye and the other is Gao Bi. Big Eye and Gao Bi, come out and let the King know each other."
The big-eyed macaque and the high-nosed macaque came out, and actually bowed down to Huang Xiaohu, which amused Huang Xiaohu.
Huang Xiaohu said: "Excuse me, let's all get up. The big-eyed macaque and the high-nosed macaque, each of you lead four big macaques, and obey my orders. The long-eared macaque king is your chief manager, the big-eyed macaque He and the high-nosed macaque are the right and left helpers of the long-eared macaque, that's all."
For the next 20 days or so, the high-nosed macaque took four macaques, and followed two brothers Zhang Dajun and Zhang Xiaojun. Their task was to learn how to feed dogs and cats.
It turned out that Huang Xiaohu was worried that after Zhang Dajun and his brothers left, there would be no one to feed the hundreds of cats and dogs in the cat and dog dormitory. After much deliberation, he decided to hand over this task to those monkeys.
It is said that monkeys are the most intelligent animals in the world, and circuses often perform monkey shows. Huang Xiaohu has liked to watch these circus performances since he was a child, so he is very familiar with monkey shows.
Huang Xiaohu led the high-nosed macaque and the other four big macaques to the dormitory for cats and dogs, and first established their prestige, of course, by explaining to the directors of the four guardians, and then called the cats and dogs to a meeting to explain and introduce the five The only macaque will take over the task of the breeders in the future, and we solemnly ask all the staff to cooperate with them in their work.
The two brothers Zhang Dajun and Zhang Xiaojun have already hoarded a large amount of dog food and cat food according to Huang Xiaohu's instructions. They have a special warehouse for storing these cat food and dog food, and they store them separately.This time I also bought a lot of milk, which is specially for pet cats and dogs, but these need to be brewed with boiling water before drinking.
However, giving cats and dogs pork soup every day is a technically difficult job, and Huang Xiaohu dare not let the macaques do it. It may burn down the cats and dogs dormitory in minutes.
What can macaques do?
Open the cat food and dog food, and then distribute them to the eating bowls of each cat and dog, and pour water for cats and dogs regularly.If someone has cooked the milk, they also have the task of dispatching the milk.Of course, someone cooked the broth, and the macaques could drink it not only for themselves, but also for other cats and dogs.
Usually, Zhang Dajun and the others still need to feed these cats and dogs raw meat and bones, and these raw meat and bones cannot be bought too much at one time, so the two of them buy them once a week.But once they're gone, there's no one to buy raw meat and bones.
Huang Xiaohu discussed with the two brothers that when they finally left, they would prepare raw meat and bones for these cats and dogs for two weeks.Of course, the task of feeding is still handed over to the macaques.
As for what to do after two weeks, Huang Xiaohu has already turned the newly built building in his parents' old house into a cold storage, with freezing and cold storage, and the frozen meat and bones are enough for these cats and dogs for more than three months.
The matter of feeding cats and dogs has been settled, and the remaining macaques also have tasks assigned.
The big-mouthed macaque took four macaques and was in charge of waiting at the entrance of the village. As for what to do, of course we will know later.
The remaining macaques are led by the long-eared macaques themselves, why?Learn to farm.
I'm not joking, I really want to learn farming, and Huang Xiaohu even invited his parents back to teach them.
Anyway, the villagers have all left, and there are a lot of free fertile fields and vegetable fields. This time, Huang Xiaohu chose the few pieces of land closest to his residence, which are about three acres, one acre is planted with vegetables, and one acre is planted with It's rice, and there is still an acre left unused for the time being.
Huang Xiaohu explained to the long-eared macaque many times that he learned how to farm the land from his parents. In fact, it is simple maintenance, turning the soil, watering, and temporarily waiving the fertilizer.
In short, Huang Xiaohu is not very professional in farming, so he left it to his parents to teach these macaques to farm. It is said that these macaques are really smart, and they dare not be lazy, because Huang Xiaohu is A team of wolf dogs was sent to supervise their labor.
When Huang Xiaohu persuaded his parents to move out first, the purpose was to avoid suspicion from Minister Zhang and County Magistrate Sun, and also to make an impression on the villagers of Huilong Village.Now pick them up, and Huzi's parents don't want to live outside. After careful consideration, Huang Xiaohu decided to keep his parents in Huilong Village to help.
Brothers Zhang Dajun and Zhang Xiaojun secretly went out to bring back some daily necessities of Huang Xiaohu's parents, and also went to the county supermarket to buy a lot of things according to Huang Xiaohu's parents' needs.In addition to tobacco and liquor, there are also some daily-used washing powder soap and so on.
The macaques learned to farm from Huang Xiaohu's parents, which gave Huang Xiaohu's parents a sense of presence, so they got along very harmoniously and happily with these macaques and the wolf dogs responsible for guarding the macaques.Huang Xiaohu saw his parents happy, of course he was also very happy.
When he came back that day, Huang Xiaohu ordered the macaques to help Huang Xiaohu's parents fetch water.
Knowing that Huang Xiaohu asked the monkeys to do these things, Hu Xiaomei couldn't help but said, "Does this count as animal cruelty?"
Huang Xiaohu smiled and said: "Where can I have food if I don't work? My parents taught me this way when I was young. These monkeys just learn to farm and feed cats and dogs. How can it be regarded as abuse? They should be learning to survive. skills, I’m doing a good job.”
"You got bees everywhere in Dongsheng. Do we have to collect honey ourselves in the future?"
"Hu Xiaomei, don't worry about those bees, and you don't have to worry about collecting honey. I have discussed everything with their queen bee, and I will be responsible for supplying honey to us in the future, and this kind of pure natural honey is very nutritious."
"According to what you said, those signs and slogans have been fixed by someone. Do we really want to play so big?"
"Why do you still not understand? Have you talked with the lawyers? And the news media, have all the arrangements been made?"
"I've given you all the money, and now I'm waiting for you to speak. I've made a deal with them. When you say something, they will act according to the agreement. The lawyer Wang I'm looking for was introduced by a friend of my dad's." , should be trustworthy. And those news media reporters already need news reports of this kind of subject, and it is a waste of money for you to pay them back."
"It's not a waste to give them money, because I just use them as pawns, and I will have a showdown with the government tomorrow. Minister Zhang said that the engineering team will come in tomorrow, so everything must be prepared today. How about the results of the pigeon test?"
"Those carrier pigeons are really powerful. It took less than an hour for our people in Longgui Town to receive the message from the carrier pigeons. We tested it ten times, and each time it went very smoothly. But we have a telephone , there is also the Internet, why do you want to make carrier pigeons?"
"Isn't this just in case? When the power is cut off and the network is cut off, we will have no way to contact the outside world. I guess no one will guess that we use the oldest method, flying pigeons to pass on letters. Hahaha, think about it They all thought it was so much fun.”
"Huang Xiaohu, why do I think we're going to make things big this time? I looked at the things you've prepared, and if they really come in handy, the government probably dares to send out troops."
"A few of us are here, the government will not do that, and we are not against the government, but to reason with the leaders of the county party committee and county government. Do you understand? Don't say that Shenma is against the government anymore. This is a crime. "
"Reasonable? Well, I think it's better to be careful. Although they won't do anything to us, there are many things that they don't dare to do."
The two were chatting, and Zhao Yali ran back and said, "Zhang Yalan and I went to count them. In the Dagu'ao area, the villagers left us more than 50 chickens and more than ten pigs. Other places, We haven't counted yet."
Huang Xiaohu said: "There's no need to look at other places, and I haven't explained to them, so that's all there is to it."
Zhao Yali asked: "More than 50 chickens should be enough to lay eggs, right? There are only six of us in total. But what about a dozen pigs?"
Huang Xiaohu said, "Where's Zhang Yalan? Where did he go?"
Zhao Yali said: "I went to your parents' place. It seems that Zhang Yalan wants to grow some vegetables. She is worried that we will not have youth to eat in the future."
Hu Xiaomei said: "When the villagers left, there were still things in many fields. Could they still take away the farmers and the vegetables they grew?"
Huang Xiaohu also said: "It seems that I heard from my parents that there are some that have not been harvested, but now is not the time to harvest, and it will take at least three or four months, but my parents are already teaching those macaques to farm. It is estimated that after a period of time, it should be able to play a role.”
(End of this chapter)
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