The animal world of the head of the village

Chapter 366

That evening, a global press conference was held in the conference center of the hotel.

It is said that the reporters and news media entering the venue come from more than 100 countries and regions around the world, and there are many restrictions, and even the quota allocation is very harsh.

Even so, the scene was completely overwhelmed by reporters and news media staff.

Now journalists and news media around the world are paying special attention to one focus, that is, whether the THAAD plan will be cancelled, and if the THAAD plan is not cancelled, will Huang Xiaohu really retaliate as he said before?

The host announced the start of the press conference, and Huang Xiaohu spoke first.

(All the dialogues below have been translated.)
"Global reporters and news media friends, good evening, everyone. I am Huang Xiaohu, from the Eastern Dragon Country Z. Of course, I have another identity, that is, the Chief Executive of the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region. Actually, I don't have much to say. , I won the challenge, now I just hope that country M can keep its promise and withdraw the THAAD plan."

Free time for journalists to ask questions.

A reporter from country M asked: "As far as we know, the THAAD plan has been deployed for a long time, and it will not be changed by one person's will. In this case, the president of country M has no right to cancel this plan, but are you really Do you want to make the president's family members pregnant? How are you going to implement it?"

"Since you don't have the right to revoke it, you shouldn't have agreed to it at the beginning. Since you have promised it, you should do it according to the agreement. If the THAAD plan is not revoked, you just wait for your president's family to get pregnant! I mean it, I'm not joking. .”

The reporter from country F asked: "We all know that the mother of the president of country M is 70 years old. I don't know what method you will take to make a 70-year-old woman pregnant?"

"This is a secret, sorry, no comment."

A reporter from country E asked: "If the government of country M does not withdraw the THAAD plan, will it trigger a conflict between country Z and country M? Will it trigger a war?"

"Country Z will definitely not start the war first, but if country M declares war, country Z will definitely accompany it to the end. I want to remind everyone that no matter who initiates the war, he will eventually become a sinner for mankind. This scumbag will be spared."

The R reporter asked: "Princess Jiazi is your wife, and she also gave birth to a child for you. You won the challenge this time. Did Princess Jiazi celebrate with you? How will you celebrate?"

"I am grateful to Princess Jiazi for everything she has done to me. I think women in R are suitable to be wives. They are gentle and considerate and know how to be polite. After I go back this time, I will definitely celebrate with Jiazi. We have our own way. Of course, there is no need to explain so much about adult topics, men can understand."

A reporter from Country H asked: "Now there is only one TV station left in Country H. How long will this situation last? When you went to Country H to shut down several other economic entertainment and TV stations, should you consider accepting their restoration now?" Woolen cloth?"

"This problem is my fault. At the beginning, I believed too much in Seoul Radio and Television Station. Now that I think about it, I was really confused. That Immortal TV station has done a lot of things that disappointed me. Get off such an excellent variety show like Running Man The turmoil made me feel disgusted by the Undead TV station, which also confirms the saying, if you don’t die, you won’t die!"

The reporter from country H continued to ask: "According to Mr. Huang, is there a crisis in Seoul Radio and Television Station, and a new turning point for KBS and MBC TV stations? Also, Mr. Huang, it is rumored that the youth group in H country It's your lover, is there such a thing?"

"Since you asked this question, I will answer you. My next itinerary is your country H. If you don't die, Seoul Radio and Television Station is going to close down. As for KBS and MBC, if they are willing to apologize to me and admit their mistakes, I can consider it." Give them a chance. You will know the relationship between the youth group and me when I go to country H."

A reporter from country Z asked: "The government of country Z has been paying close attention to Mr. Huang's trip to country M. I would like to ask Mr. Huang to say a few words to the people who support and care about you in country Z at this time."

"Country Z is my motherland. Although I am the chief executive of the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region, I always remind myself that I am a native of country Z. Here, I hope that country Z will become more prosperous and stronger in the future. Only when it is strong can we Truly be the master of the world. Come on country Z!"

A reporter from Country Z Xiangcheng asked: "Major Huang, do you have any plans to visit Xiangcheng? It is said that all the rich and famous people in Xiangcheng are your friends. This time, the head of Huang successfully challenged and will challenge the rich and famous people in Xiangcheng." Call for donations?"

"Of course I will go to Xiangcheng, but not now. As for the rich and famous people in Xiangcheng, I respect them, and many people have indeed helped me, but I don't think it is necessary to call for donations. Charity is not a show, but a high-profile person , Low-key charity, that's all I want to say."

A Taiwanese reporter from country Z asked: "It seems that the head of the village, Huang, has never been to our Taiwan. Does the head of the township Huang plan to arrange a trip to Taiwan?"

"Friends from Taiwan in country Z, of course I will go there, but it is not a visit, but a tourist. I really want to visit Taiwan in country Z. The reason why I always put country Z in front of Taiwan is because I really want to be with Taiwan. Meet those who support the independence of Baodao, I want to throw them all to the small islands in the Pacific Ocean and let them realize their dream of independence.”

A reporter from an African country asked: "Major Huang, have you ever been to Africa? Do you like Africa? Most of the extreme sports records of human beings were created by Africans. What do you think about this?" "

"I hate racist people. Of course I don't like Africans either. I just don't like them. I don't mean to be discriminatory. It may have something to do with our oriental aesthetics. Please don't get me wrong. Africans are indeed gifted in sports. I have the advantage, but I think any African can challenge me, and I can guarantee that those world records in Africa are simply weak in front of me."

An Australian reporter asked: "What do you think of Australia joining the AFC?"

"It's almost Chinese New Year, stop embarrassing the people of Z country, whoever brings up the topic of football, please get out!"

Another country Z reporter continued to ask: "Since the head of the village also knows that the level of football in the country Z is low and often creates problems for the people of the country, with the current ability of the head of the country, is it possible for the head of the country to join the football team of the country Z and realize the goal of the country Z?" What about the fan's lifelong dream?"

"I will not play football with a group of pigs. In addition, the dreams of fans in country Z are fantasies. If you want to change the future of football in country Z, I think parents must first let their children play football, and those with IQs below 50 are absolutely You can't enter the national team. Well, let's stop today's topic about country Z football, I think you are a talent from country Z who didn't kick you out."

A reporter from country M asked: "We all know that the last time Mayor Huang visited country M, he participated in several challenges and won all of them. This time, the three challenges were all successful again, so some people suspect that mayor Huang is not Human beings, what do you think about this statement?"

"If I am not human, the first thing I will do now is tear your mouth apart. Those who doubt that I am not human, please tell me directly in front of me. If you have the courage, I will prove it I'll show you."

A reporter from Macau, Country Z asked: "Major Huang, will you go to the Olympics?"

"If I go, I guess the rules of the Olympic Games will have to be re-enacted in the future, but your proposal is good. Now let's see if the International Olympic Committee agrees with me to participate. It seems that next year will be the Olympic Games, and it will be held in Los Angeles, country M. , if everyone accepts me to participate, I can challenge it."

The reporter from country D asked: "We know that the relationship between country Z and R has always been bad. In this Thaad plan, R supports country M. If country Z and R go to war, the wife of the head of Huang It's the royal princess from R again, how will the village head Huang handle it?"

"Country Z and R are at war, and I will destroy country M as soon as possible. Since you, a nationalist of D, deliberately provoke relations, I will also destroy your country D by the way. I will do what I say, and I will not believe it. Just wait and see! Whoever dares to start a war, I will destroy country M and country D, don't question my ability, if I go crazy, remember, the consequences will definitely be disastrous."

The reporter from Country M hurriedly asked: "Does Chief Huang think the possibility of war between Country Z and Country M is great?"

"I repeat it again, and it is the last time I say it. I want to remind everyone that no matter who initiates the war, he will eventually become a sinner of mankind. I will never let this scumbag go. Simply put , I will do whoever the mother goes to war with!"

A reporter from R Ben asked: "During the death challenge, you were naked in front of the camera, and even showed off your male body to the camera, I would like to know if you are interested in accepting the adult action challenge? "

"This can be considered. Let the R woman challenge me. I also want to know how far I can go! Since you have this idea, why don't you go back and consult, contact me, and let me know when you are ready!"

A reporter from country H asked: "The THAAD plan has been boycotted by the government of country Z because of the president's support. If country H impeaches the president and re-elects a new president, will Huang Xiang interfere?"

"I will not interfere in the internal affairs of other countries, and I have no interest. But if someone provokes, I will stop it. As for the president of country H, to be honest, her energy is too small, and I don't even bother to pay attention. If I intervene If not, I guess I will be the president of country H."

The reporter from Country H said angrily: "Although Head Huang is indeed very capable, please don't insult us in Country H. I hope Head Huang can apologize for what he just said!"

"I won't apologize, don't you guys like to engage in ANTI? Is it enough to organize ANTI? And I will go to your H country next, I hope the ANTI organization is ready, send blades, write blood books, and send bullets. I will not refuse anyone who comes !"

The reporter from country H wanted to say something, but was invited out of the press conference by the security guards maintaining order.

(End of this chapter)