Zombie wife is too soft and cute: Husband, take a bite

Chapter 294

Sheng Wen knew it would be such a helpless expression, "Uncle Lu, do you think I'm someone who would joke about this kind of thing? If you don't believe me, I'll show you!"

"Don't dance or sing or something!" Lu Xianming said with a smile, "Sheng Wen, you just have a lot of tricks, and you still want to make me happy at this time."

"What it is, you can see it!"

Sheng Wen didn't waste his time talking anymore, and directly took it out of his arms...

An iron pipe the size of a rolling pin.

He handed it to Tang Yi, "Come and show Uncle Lu!"

"Ah?" Tang Yi stretched out his hand to take it with a confused look on his face. After hesitating for a while, he asked Sheng Wen cautiously, "I can't cook, let alone roll noodles! How do you want me to show it off!"

Sheng Wen: "..."

Lu Xianming: "..."

other people:"…………"

Tang Yi looked at the crowd suddenly with strange expressions, a little confused, "What's wrong? It's me... did I say something wrong?"

Lu Xianming looked at Sheng Wen with an expression that was probably out of his mind.

Sheng Wen coughed lightly, and continued to explain, "Although Yiyi is too naive, she is absolutely qualified as a bodyguard. I can't even beat her. It is most suitable for her to protect you personally!"

"Oh~"

Tang Yi suddenly realized, and finally understood what Sheng Wen meant, and then easily broke the iron pipe in front of everyone.

Lu Xianming: "..."

He blinked, then rubbed, and the secretary assistants sitting around him did the same.

Tang Yi looked at their expressions and thought that this was not convincing enough!
So Lu Xianming saw again that Tang Yi folded the two broken pieces together, broke them into four pieces effortlessly, and then stacked the four pieces together, effortlessly...

The eyeballs of Lu Xianming and his party almost fell off!
However, Tang Yi didn't notice their gradually frightened expressions, and continued to move his hands.

Sheng Wen finally closed his jaw, hurriedly stopped Tang Yi's movement, looked at the pile of small iron pieces in her hand, and made up nonsense... Oh no!He explained, "This iron pipe is actually sandwiched with a foam heart. Uncle Lu, this is actually just a joke I made with you, I hope it can make you laugh!"

The eyeballs that were about to fall to the ground were finally retracted narrowly.

Lu Xianming withdrew lightly, and said in relief, "No wonder, Sheng Wen, you are really not happy! This is not a good fun~"

"It's just a whim, hehe." Sheng Wen pulled the corners of his lips, and continued to talk without giving up. "It was just for fun, and the next step is the highlight! Yiyi..."

Tang Yi, who started to look confused again, was called by his name, and immediately stood up straight again reflexively!
"Fight with me!"

"Huh?" Tang Yi frowned and looked at Sheng Wen, with an expression of you wanting to be cleaned up and made fun of.

Sheng Wen actually regretted it when he said it, and he recalled Tang Yi's slap like a hurricane passing in his mind...

In the scorching midsummer, he couldn't help shivering.

"What's the matter? Is it too cold, a little cold?"

Lu Xianming was still very concerned about this son of a family friend who had grown up with him.

"It's okay, uncle, come and let me break Yiyi's wrist and show you that you will understand."

(End of this chapter)