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Chapter 436 Primary School Classes Begin!

Chapter 436 Primary School Classes Begin!

After several rounds of frenzied slaughter, Mu Han went into hilarity.

He kills anyone he meets, and doesn't care if he can eat chicken. Anyway, the possibility of getting skills in the current entertainment bureau is too low, and Mu Han doesn't care if he can eat chicken.

But even so, Mu Han's rate of eating chicken is terribly high.

The hilarious Mu Han hummed a song.

"Our Chinese characters in China,

5000 years of history are left behind by pen and ink,

Let the world know,

Our Huaxia Chinese characters,
Every stroke is a story,
Wuang~yeye~
Kneeling and holding a torch devoutly like a light,
The fields in all directions fall into barns,

The ancients used pictographic sounds to distinguish good from evil,
Demons and monsters~"

It's no surprise that Mu Han sang, and he had released records at the earliest.

I also often sing in the competition, but the songs sung in the competition are a bit weird.

"I'll go, I haven't heard Mu Han sing live for a long time."

"What is this song? It has a pretty good rhythm. Why haven't I heard it before?"

"23333, it would be strange if you have heard the song Mu Han sang, I bet this song was written by Mu Han himself."

"Is it so stupid? Mu Han can still write songs? Then why don't you go to the entertainment industry to develop, why come to the live broadcast? Free?"

"Tch, take a look at Mu Han's entertainment company. Do you think he can get in if he is interested in the entertainment industry? Maybe he can play the leading role in the movies of Senior Jinlong!"

"Made, why is he so versatile? In this society, he can eat if he is handsome, and he can also eat if he can play games well. It is easier to have a backstage at home. Now he actually tells me that he can sing?"

"There are quite a lot of new audiences recently. How can you ask such questions? Isn't this a knowledge point that audiences must know?"

"To be honest, I heard this song well before, but I didn't understand what was sung at the end, what kind of ghosts and ghosts."

"Don't say you didn't understand it. I recorded the video, and I played it back several times but I didn't understand it."

"233333 The anchor who can't speak clearly has paid attention."

"Haha, so many people didn't hear clearly, it seems that it's not my problem, it's Mu Han's unclear pronunciation!"

Wei Shen felt that the rhythm was good, even if he sang it a cappella, he could still hear the rhythm of this song.

It's just that Wei Shen really didn't understand the last sentence...

A slap to peek at the ghosts and sprites?

Wei Shen understands what it is, it probably means ghosts and goblins, but what does the slap in the front mean?
Look at other people's dicks through the cracks of your palms?

Dry pear girl!
It's so dirty!
Wei Shen hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, what kind of nonsense song are you singing, and you are still slapping chickens? Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Huh~" Mu Han snorted in distaste and said, "Why are your thoughts so filthy, and you still slap chickens, why don't you look at Yuexiong ass!"

"I'll go, I don't have any interest."

Wei Shen pursed his lips, and said again: "But what I heard was just a slap in the face."

"Tell me about you, no wonder you come to broadcast the game live. It's not good to study when you see it. I'm singing Chi! Chi! Kui! Chi!"

Wei Shen was even more confused: "What? Pull Xiaokui's chicken? Who is Xiaokui? Why did you pull his chicken? Doesn't Xiaokui hurt?"

"I love your brother-in-law! If you are illiterate, just say that you are illiterate, don't say that I am dirty! These few words are uncommon words, you can type them with the input method!"

With doubts, Wei Shen typed with the input method.

"Bu ah ba, Nishio Xiao,..."

Mu Han was speechless.

"I said... Let's type it. Can you stop reading it? I suddenly feel like I'm back in elementary school..."

Wei Shen ignored Mu Han, and after typing ba xiao kui ji several times, he couldn't type the uncommon characters that Mu Han said.

On the barrage, many viewers came out at that time.

"How old is Xiaokui?"

"Pull the little sunflower chicken!"

"魃魈 Kui鬾! I typed it out!"

"Damn it! It's true, I thought Mu Han was lying."

"That's right, this guy is so good at fooling around, I don't believe everything he says!"

"The one upstairs is too much."

Someone in the audience of Wei Shen's live broadcast room also typed these words. After seeing them, they immediately understood that they were all uncommon characters next to the word ghost, but the four characters "魑魔鬼" are familiar in certain songs and are used by many people. well known.

However, there are a few of these four characters that are not used at ordinary times, and after they are connected together, not many people know them.

After Wei Shen understood, he said, "This song feels good, you can finish it."

Mu Han also wanted to sing.

Sing again from the beginning.

When the words "魃魈 Kui鬾" were sung, Wei Shen had already understood it.

But the next few rounds of lyrics directly made Wei Shen and the audience dumbfounded.

yòu shuang ruòzhuó
Again
huǒyán yàn yì
Huo Yanyan
shuǐzhuǐmiǎo màn
Miao Shui
kuíbǎo
bao (four gold, the input method is not entered!!)~
What the hell is this?
Why can I say it, but when you sing it, I can't understand it at all.

Wei Shen hurriedly interrupted Mu Han and said, "Stop, stop! What are you singing again?"

Mu Han smiled and said, "Hey, you still don't believe me when I say you are illiterate, how about it, don't you understand?"

"Nonsense! I think you are just singing indiscriminately. If you are a person, you can't understand! How can there be such lyrics!"

Wei Shen felt that Mu Han must be playing tricks on him.

The audience in the live broadcast room also felt that Wei Shen was right.

"That's right. I can't understand even those from Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College in Jingdu. How many people can understand? Aren't the songs listened to by the general public? How could there be songs that I don't understand?"

"Brother, don't be ashamed of the diploma from the technical college..."

"Haha, there are indeed many people who don't understand this stalk. Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College is not an ordinary school. They are two of the top universities in Kyoto. They are the aliases of Tsinghua! Tsinghua students graduated, so I introduced it like this to keep a low profile Myself, you really think that the other party's school is not good, shame on you!"

"Fuck, the emperor is different, he can type so many words!"

"Anyway, I don't understand. I don't know if there are any masters who understand the barrage?"

After watching the barrage for a while, Mu Han found that no one came out to explain, so he patted the table and said, "Come on, take out the paper and pen, Mu Han's primary school class has started."

"Fuck your sister, what is an elementary school class? I've been to college anyway."

Wei Shen was unhappy, feeling that he had been humiliated.

Mu Han smirked and said, "Is reading and writing a curriculum for primary school students?"

"Definitely."

Wei Shen did not refute.

"That's it, I tell you to read and read, not what a primary school class is."

"Depend on!"

Wei Shen was speechless, but he was also speechless. After all, he didn't know what Mu Han was singing, and he was wronged, so he could only listen to Mu Han's explanation honestly.

(End of this chapter)