Love Apartment 4

Chapter 13
1
With his simple appearance and sullen personality, Zhang Wei is known as the man with the "weakest sense of existence" in the love apartment.In order to take off this hat, it can be said that he has worked hard to find trouble for nothing.However, the effect is still not obvious...

Scenario one:

"It's over, it's over, I'm terminally ill!" Zhang Wei rushed into Ziqiao's room in great pain, lifted his clothes, and pointed to his waist, "I have a strange tumor."

"It's still pagoda-shaped! Is it itchy?" Zhang Wei nodded.Zi Qiao smiled: "According to my many years of clinical experience... This is three mosquitoes biting together. What a fuss, I still have a bag with six mosquitoes biting together."

Ziqiao lifted his trousers to show him the bag on his lap, and Zhang Wei was completely defeated.

Scenario two:
Zhang Wei rushed into Guan Gu's room in a panic: "Guan Gu! I saw something that looked like a cockroach and a mouse. Look, it's there!"

"Where is it?" Guan Gu looked in the direction of his finger, then affectionately grabbed some food and sprinkled it over, and said to Zhang Wei with disdain: "This is a cockroach, an old friend in the room, what a fuss."

Scenario three:
Zhang Wei happily ran into the bar, and happily announced to a group of friends: "I met a new girl, and she agreed to marry me!"

"Gong Xi Fa Cai, early birth of a precious son, good luck, happy birthday, immortality..." Everyone was playing with their mobile phones, answering casually, not bothering to lift their eyelids.

Situation four:
Zhang Wei walked into Yifei's room nervously: "Yifei, I ate the desiccant in the cupboard as jelly beans, will it be okay?"

"Oh no, that's rat poison!" Zhang Wei, you are fighting for your presence with your life!Yifei finally had some reaction, and turned around and said, "Remember to buy another pack for me later!"

Ok?It doesn't seem right, and it's not all trivial, so go back and take a closer look.By the way, this one!
"What? You're getting married?!" Zhang Wei finally caught everyone's attention, and Zhang Wei couldn't hide his embarrassment, instead blaming others for making a fuss.Who is the girl?When did this happen?Where did you meet?Everyone asked questions one after another like a cannonball, and Zhang Wei felt a bit like hosting a press conference.

Shake it while traveling at home, where are you going to escape!Zhang Wei actually “shakes” Mo Mo out of thousands of people through the dating app — Momo!Although the two have only met for a week, Zhang Wei has already confirmed that Mo Mo is the life partner he has been looking for for half his life.In Zhang Wei's words, "Meeting her is the greatest luck in my life." This sentence is very familiar, as if Zhang Wei also said the same thing when I met Wei Wei last time.Now that there is Momo, what will Weiwei do?
"Don't mention her, okay? Ever since we became rivals, I knew there was nothing to do with her. The world is unpredictable, and good fortune tricks people. I can't wait for her." Speaking of Weiwei, Zhang Wei was still a little embarrassed, but Turning around and thinking of the sweetness and tacit understanding between him and Mo Mo, he immediately said with a smile: "It's God's will! If I hadn't lost the lawsuit, I wouldn't have gone to the bar alone to vent my anger. I wouldn't have met Mo Mo that night. "

According to Zhang Wei, Momo is beautiful, intelligent, and her biggest advantage is that she never disagrees with him. If Mo Mo has any shortcomings, it is her, who always reminds people of the feeling of first love.Isn't the first love of men all over the world called Shen Jiayi, silently, is it so rare?
Ziqiao said narrowly: "Isn't your first love Xiaoli? This silent... also has a face of running away from marriage?"

Zhang Wei didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, and concluded: "In short, when the fate comes, we must cut the mess quickly. I can't miss it anymore. Thank you for your support!"

It is said that the right person can only be met at the right time and place. Zhang Wei suddenly wants to marry a girl shaken from his mobile phone. No matter how perfect he said, his friends still don't believe it.What if it's a bad guy?Is Zhang Wei's IQ enough to deal with it?Whether it's a mule or a horse, you have to take it out for a walk first, pass the discerning eyes of the masses first, and then pass the appraisal.

The next day, Zhang Wei really took Momo out for a walk, no, he came out to have dinner with his friends.During the banquet, Mo Mo not only behaved gentle and elegant, spoke softly, but also had a delicate appearance, a small family jade.Everyone clamored for them to introduce their love story, and the first sentence that was spoken silently almost didn't make everyone spit out their food.

"That day, when we met for the first time, Zhang Wei took me to dinner. It was the most unforgettable meal I have ever eaten in my life - Malatang." Silently and affectionately holding Zhang Wei's arm, with a happy face, "Xiaowei Very generous, ordered everything that could be ordered.”

Zhang Wei hastened to add: "It's not just——his spinach is discounted, and I added three more!"

Momo looked at Zhang Wei affectionately: "The boss said, he has never seen such a man who loves others so much." Zhang Wei also looked back affectionately at Momo: "You are also the most edible man I have ever seen. woman."

Fish with fish, shrimp with shrimp, turtle with bastard, Zhang Wei and Mo Mo, what kind of high-end configuration is this, a simple sentence can make them play goose bumps.A girl who can handle a meal of Mala Tang is indeed a wonderful thing.

However, on the bright side, at least this girl is not materialistic at all, and it is worth continuing to investigate.

Yifei asked: "You two just met and talked about marriage not long ago. Don't your parents object?"

Silently smiled and replied: "My parents are abroad, they are very open-minded, besides, Zhang Wei is a lawyer, not a gangster, they are very relieved."

Youyou asked again: "But where are you going to live after you get married?"

Zhang Wei hurriedly said: "When renting a house, Momo doesn't mind being closer to the iPartment. She said that not only love should be kept, but also friendship should be kept."

This is too sensible, no wonder Zhang Wei said Mo Mo is a good girl who can't be found even with a lantern.But people in love only have each other's advantages in their eyes, and they will try their best to only show their best side. When the passion is over and those shortcomings are exposed, can they still love?

Yifei decided to vaccinate them first, and deliberately asked Momo: "Zhang Wei has a lot of problems that you haven't seen before. For example, iron rooster."

Smiling silently, he replied: "This is housekeeping. Few boys are like this now."

Mika added: "He is also very perverted occasionally."

Silently held Zhang Wei's hand and looked at him with a shy smile: "People are inherently changeable, this is fun!"

"And there's more..." Yifei was a bit at a loss for words as she could answer everything fluently. "Then... silently, do you have a perverted side?"

Zhang Wei was angry, and shouted with his eyes wide open: "What kind of mentality do you guys have?! Don't you see others, okay? When I usually communicate with you, you treat me as transparent. Now I finally found someone who values ​​me and understands me." For the other half, you suddenly acted like you were pretending to be parents and pretending to care about me."

Everyone lowered their heads and kept silent, and actually persuaded Zhang Wei: "Xiaowei, don't say that. I know that we are moving a little faster, so your friends are worried. This just shows that everyone has been He treats you like a family member."

This kind of gentle and virtuous energy can't help but be dissatisfied by everyone.Therefore, in just one meal, Yoyo, Guan Gu, Yifei and Meijia have accepted Mo Mo from their hearts, saying that she is knowledgeable and understanding, especially Zhang Wei's shortcomings are all advantages in her opinion, which is indeed very important. rare.

Zeng Xiaoxian did not attend the dinner and still insisted on objecting.Marriage is an important matter, you must be cautious, most girls who play flash marriage are very casual!Zhang Wei has been an orphan since he was a child and has no relatives, so he relies on these friends to make decisions for him, and he must not be careless.

"We thought so too at first, but later we found out that we were wrong." Meijia retorted him, "Yesterday I played too late, and I originally wanted to go back silently, but later I stayed here to save Zhang Wei's fare. But people Sleeping in the room, Zhang Wei sleeps on the sofa, they live in peace and order, it is said that the two of them have some pre-marital...promise, they are very reserved! Maybe Zhang Wei is really lucky."

"Wow! What a huge archway." Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't believe it, and sneered.

Yifei glanced at him, and said sarcastically, "Bitch has a cheap life, and a fool has a fool's fortune. You can win 500 million, so Zhang Wei can't win a Miss Right?"

It may be that our concept is outdated, and maybe a flash marriage can also be happy.There are many successful cases in history, for example, Romeo and Juliet, Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian... In short, we hope that Zhang Wei and Momo can be happy.

2
"Zhang Wei, I want to talk to you." Zeng Xiaoxian went to Zhang Wei's room to look for him. When he entered the room, he only saw a girl sitting on his bed. "Sorry, I didn't know there was someone in his room. I'm Zhang Wei's neighbor. If he's not here, I'll come back later."

He silently looked up at him for a few seconds, and suddenly asked happily: "Are you Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Zeng Xiaoxian had already retreated to the door. Hearing what she said, he had no choice but to turn around and chatter: "Hehe, are you just silent? Zhang Wei mentioned me to you?"

"You don't know me?" Momo suddenly had a shy expression on his face.Isn't she Zhang Wei's fiancée?Zeng Xiaoxian was a little puzzled.Silently complained: "Your memory is really bad... small trumpet!" A finger was about to touch Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead.

Small speakers?This nickname has been around for some time. "We are all good students, and we will not elope if we don't fall in love. I will accompany you in the small speaker. My surname is Zeng in class one of the second year of junior high school." Recalling the time when I hosted the campus radio station, I was suave and heroic. Weiming is right... Could it be that Momo is also from No. [-] Middle School?

Silently smiled: "It's more than that! When I was studying, I listened to your program at noon every day, and I even submitted an application to the radio station. It's a pity that you didn't hire me later."

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to search in his limited memory, but it was impossible. There was only one person who submitted the application back then, and I remember her name was Liu Mo... Momo!Is it this silence?That's not right. At that time, she included a photo in the application form. Her face looked like a pumpkin, so she was decisively passed!
Zeng Xiaoxian took a few glances at Mo Momo, the Eighteenth Change of the Women's University?It didn't become so outrageous, so I asked cautiously: "I said pumpkin, no, silently. You don't seem to look the same as before."

Momo put on a shy expression: "Nonsense, people have always been melon-seeded!"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled dryly, and asked again: "But I have the impression that you should have been pointed at the top back then, why is it now pointed at the bottom? You have never had a facelift, have you?"

"Small adjustments...just minor adjustments." Mo Mo couldn't hide it, and said coyly, "I hate it, if it wasn't for the minor adjustments, maybe people wouldn't be able to stand here to see you."

What does this mean?It turned out that Momo's last boyfriend owed money to others, and the enemy kidnapped her to demand the debt.But that guy actually left her and ran away by himself, and Momo was tied up and locked up in a small dark room, and was almost torn apart.Later, while the kidnapper was asleep, he poked his chest with his chin silently, and then the rope was loosened, and he escaped...

Poke it with his chin... Zeng Xiaoxian was so embarrassed that he was sweating, and he said perfunctorily, "Hehehehe, if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed, so you met Zhang Wei."

"No! It's nothing to meet him, the key is to meet you unexpectedly, it's amazing." Silently leaned over, took Zeng Xiaoxian's arm, and walked over with the whole body, "I heard that you are now an authentic radio host? You are still as talented as ever."

"Hehe, so-so." Zeng Xiaoxian stepped back in embarrassment to avoid her while being modest.

"Are you married?" Momo asked again.Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian shaking his head, he leaned over more boldly, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said close to his ear: "Are you also waiting for that fate that belongs to you? It seems that I was destined to live here last night."

"Isn't it good for the two of us..." Zeng Xiaoxian always remembered that there was a pumpkin in front of him, and he was still able to control it, but he was forced to retreat by her, so he had to hold Zhang Wei out again, "Student, you I’m about to marry my friend, so I should cherish it.”

Momo's whole body was about to pounce on him, touched his face, and teased: "But you and I reunited after a long time, so we should cherish it even more, shouldn't we? Let me tell you a little secret, I liked you since junior high school, little girl Trumpet! Especially your voice. When I hear your voice, I feel like I'm in my teenage years."

"Pumpkin, calm down! Calm down!" Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to get rid of her, and continued to back away. Who would have thought that his butt hit the horn on the cabinet, and he fell forward with an ahh, just in time to press Momo on the table.

"Momo, Zhang Wei is waiting for you downstairs..." Meijia just came in from the outside, and was stunned when she saw the posture of the two.

After leaving silently, Yifei and Meijia held a meeting to criticize Zeng Xiaoxian: You really are a beast!If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have seen that you are so devoid of conscience!Calling you a beast is considered polite.You're a piece of chewing gum that a dog pissed on!The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere if he took it to cremation.Shame in the brutes, scum in the animal world.Even half-orcs look down on half-orcs like you...

It wasn't until the two of them scolded all the words they could think of that Zeng Xiaoxian, who couldn't argue with each other, had the opportunity to say the first sentence: "You guys are endless! I really didn't do anything to Momo, don't believe me, confront her face to face!"

Just now when the person was there, he didn't confront him, but now that the person is gone, he can say whatever he wants.Moreover, Meijia saw Zeng Xiaoxian lying on Momo's body with her own eyes, and got all the stolen goods, how could she deny it?

"Listen, you really attacked me silently just now!" So-and-so, so-and-so, somehow, he couldn't explain clearly, so Zeng Xiaoxian had to drag two people to the study to demonstrate live, pointing to the horn and said: "I just hit The accident happened after I got on this! If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you the black and blue lumps on my butt.”

Want to take off your pants and play hooligans if you can't win?Zeng Xiaoxian, you are too disappointing!Meijia and Yifei obviously misunderstood what he meant, and Qiqi turned around to hide.

Meijia said sarcastically: "Teacher Zeng, if you really envy Zhang Wei, go to Momo and shake one yourself."

Do you envy Zhang Wei for finding a pumpkin?Zeng Xiaoxian's nose was about to crooked from anger.Or else?If you don't envy, why are you still having sex with someone else's fiancee alone? It's the first time we meet, so how can there be so much to talk about? !Speaking out of anger, Yifei took a step closer: "Still sophistrying, you have to be tortured and served, don't you?!"

"You have wronged me, really..." Zeng Xiaoxian backed away, but his ass was poked into the bull's horn again, and with a scream, he threw Yifei down and pressed her on the table, exactly the same as Cai Caihe's pose just now.Seeing that Chen Yuan was about to get snow, he was so happy that he even forgot the pain in his butt, and shouted: "Did you see it, did you see it! That's how it was then!"

That may also be a coincidence!Meijia looked at them with wide eyes, still a little suspicious.

Yifei pushed him embarrassingly: "Get out! You hurt me!" Zeng Xiaoxian simply cheated: "If you don't help me rehabilitate, I won't get up. Anyway, I don't want to be a human being anymore."

"Flick, one, dodge!" Seeing that Yifei was about to make a move, Zeng Xiaoxian backed away in shock, just as his ass was poked by the bull's horn again, Yifei was overwhelmed by him before he could stand still.Once it was a coincidence, now you should believe it!
Yifei said angrily: "Okay, I believe it! Get up! Otherwise, I will really make a move!" Zeng Xiaoxian thought she was really going to attack this time, so she backed away, poked again, screamed again, and threw her Yifei overwhelmed.So, like an animation effect, Yifei: flick and flash!Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah!Got up again, poked again, crushed again...

Mika turned her head to look left and right, her neck was about to hurt.

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Half an hour later, Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei sat on the sofa panting for breath. After paying a heavy price, Yifei and Meijia finally believed that Zeng Xiaoxian was innocent, but his buttocks were stabbed so many times that he probably missed it.The current situation is that if there is a problem silently, isn't Zhang Wei very dangerous?
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Zhang Wei came in with a cold face, not a bit of the usual bright spring.

Yifei greeted him: "It's just in time. Zeng Xiaoxian has something very important to tell you about Momo. He has personally inspected your fiancée..."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly interrupted her, and explained to Zhang Wei with a smirk: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't make a special trip for the inspection, it was just a routine matter... Bah, some accidents just happened, anyway, you need to know about it."

"No need, Momo has already told me." Zhang Wei waved his hand and replied flatly, "I really didn't expect it, but I intend to—forgive you."

"Yuan, forgive... me?" Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but his eyes almost popped out of Zhang Wei's words.

Zhang Wei patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder sadly: "I can understand that when meeting a girl like Momo, even a man can't help but be tempted, even my good friend. Don't worry about it, Mr. Zeng, just don't make an example, don't let me It's too embarrassing." When it came to the last sentence, Zhang Wei's tone was obviously threatening, he patted Zeng Xiaoxian's face, then patted his butt hard, turned and left.

Zeng Xiaoxian was about to defend himself a few more words, but his butt hurt so much that his mouth opened wide and he lost his voice.

It's too hateful that the villain is the first to file a complaint!When he regained his strength, the more Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it, the more angry he became, but Li Xia in the melon field couldn't speak.What is melon field plum?Meaning: Even if you really just want to exercise, you better not do push-ups on someone's fiancée!

Yifei was not at the scene when the incident happened. The witness Meijia was Zhang Wei's bridesmaid, and she refused to avenge her revenge.Yifei also encouraged him: "You're welcome, as the person involved and a good brother, of course I will leave this kind of heroic rescue of the bear to you! When I meet Zhang Wei later, remember eight words: let go of the ego, and take the righteousness as the head !"

Wait a minute?Again?I don't want to add new injuries to the old wounds, forget it, let's avoid suspicion.Heroes don't take advantage of immediate losses, Zeng Xiaoxian's first reaction was to run away, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw Zhang Wei leaning against the door, holding a bottle of wine in his hand, and asked coldly, "I heard you were looking for me?"

That's right, people say that they have forgiven you and don't care about you anymore, and you always come to embarrass yourself, no wonder they don't have a good face to show you.How did Zhang Wei know that Meijia and Yifei invited him here on their own initiative, thinking that Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to provoke him, and even asked him to fight?
"It's not just me, Yifei and Meijia, the three of us will talk to you together." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled dryly, wanting to recruit Yifei and Meijia into the gang, but the two beauties pushed him to make a manicure appointment, and dumped him out without saying a word Yes, flashing his waist in vain.

Once the beauties left, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were left looking at each other.Zhang Wei handed over the wine bottle in his hand, and his tone was still cold: "This is silently asked me to give it to you. She hopes that you will forget about her after you accept it. I know you have known each other before, but this is all It's about junior high school. It's time for you to mature."

"I!...I warn you as a brother..." Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't speak, he was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, he opened his mouth a few times, but he couldn't say anything about the legend of the pumpkin, so he turned his face and grinned, " Your dress is so handsome."

Seeing Zhang Wei's blank face, Zeng Xiaoxian opened the wine bottle, took a sip, and began to form words: "Zhang Yida, are you sure you really want to get married?"

Zhang Wei affirmed and confirmed: "Well, I will be happy. We fell in love at first sight, and happiness is like a matter of course, naturally."

Zeng Xiaoxian analyzed to him that marriage and happiness are two different things!Getting married is like buying a car. You think you bought a new car, but it is actually a second-hand one!It's not an ordinary second-hand car, it's a taxi at all!what would you do?But Zhang Wei has a different way of thinking. Since it is a taxi, he can pick up passengers and earn extra money!

Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to take another big gulp of wine, sticking out his tongue out of the hotness, and decided to give another example.For example, pumpkin is the one in Plants vs. Zombies with squinting eyes, crooked mouth, and can be smashed flat with a hammer... Suppose, you went to the supermarket to buy 10 zombies today, bah, 10 apples, and when you came back to see, It turned out to be a pumpkin plastic surgery, what do you do?But Zhang Wei's logic surprised Zeng Xiaoxian, pumpkins are more expensive than apples, and it's a profitable business, why are you unhappy!
Why can't I tell?Zeng Xiaoxian almost collapsed, and took a few more sips of wine.An hour passed, and he had already drank more than half of the wine in the bottle by himself. The whole person was drunk, but he still didn't say a word.

"Except for drinking and talking strange things, what exactly do you want to express?" Zhang Wei waited impatiently, took his drink away, and asked directly, "Are you trying to say something bad about being silent?"

Now that the question has come to the point, then... Zeng Xiaoxian stood up staggeringly: "I will tell you everything... In the morning, what happened is like this: I went to the study to look for you, and then met Momo... "

Xue Momo turned into a cross-eyed: "You are Zeng Xiaoxian from Class [-], Grade [-]! I even applied for the radio station!"

Learn from yourself: "Back then you were supposed to be sharp at the top, how did you become sharp at the bottom?"

He learned to be silent again, stroking his chin: "It's disgusting, it's just a slight adjustment, and my chest exploded!" Then Zeng Xiaoxian learned to silently throw himself into Zhang Wei's arms: "It's doomed that I didn't leave last night."

Take another step back and restore your own voice: "You are getting married, cherish it!"

Xuemo's voice: "I was married when I was in the second year of junior high school."

"Don't come here! Come on! Don't come here, come on! Oh! Butt!" Zeng Xiaoxian finally clutched his butt, staggered and fell in front of Zhang Wei, and concluded: "This is the truth...you understand? Why are you like that? Are you stupid? That pumpkin, she is not the potato you want!"

Zhang Wei saw him dancing and tossing about for a long time, why did it end up with pumpkins and potatoes?Didn't you just say clearly that you bought an apple?There is nothing greater than heartbreak, Zeng Xiaoxian finally lay down on the sofa in despair and gave up completely.

4
Zeng Xiaoxian's earnestness and drunken madness only made Zhang Wei understand one thing, that is, he was reluctant to let go of silence and used alcohol to relieve his sorrow. Fearing that things would change, he specially moved the banquet to next week.

A week later, the wedding ceremony was held as scheduled. Zeng Xiaoxian drove the wedding car, the groom Zhang Wei sat in the back seat, and the bridesmaid Meijia sat next to him, all the way to Room 121, Building 38, No. 403, Xingfu Branch Road, the silent home.It's really fresh to pick up the bride and use GPS.The car made seven bends and eight turns on the road, and the three of them chatted in the car.

Meijia asked: "Zhang Wei, you haven't told us yet, where will the banquet be?"

"It's just across the five-star hotel downstairs from the apartment building, and the noodle shop next to it is economical." Just eat a bowl of noodles when you get married?Isn't this too hasty?Zhang Wei explained cheerfully: "The date has moved forward, so everything is kept simple, just treating relatives and friends to a meal, and it doesn't need to be so troublesome. Besides, my last marriage experience told me that all ostentation is just a cloud. It's the way of kings."

Meijia rolled his eyes at him, and then asked: "Have you prepared the red envelope? When welcoming the bride, the bride's sisters will block the door. If there is no red envelope, it means there is no sincerity, and no one will see it when you turn around. You must know this, right?" ?”

Sure enough, Zhang Wei didn't know: "No one told me? Why don't you buy a few when you pass by the convenience store."

"The point is what's in the red envelope!" Meijia couldn't help yelling at him. She was bored in the car anyway, so she simply gave him a wedding science education, "How many coins should you give to beggars? At least 20 yuan, 50 yuan Prepare ten red envelopes each. Otherwise, what will you do if the woman’s sister makes things difficult for you? I’ve seen people begging for TV sets. Also, in some places, the gift money of local tyrants has to be weighed by the catty, and you can’t even touch the door if the scale is not enough! This is just the minimum etiquette. When you arrive at the bride's house, you have just completed the first step of the long way of spending money. There are also wedding cigarettes, wedding wine, and wedding candy, you don't plan to give them away, do you?"

"Robbery! It's just... not negotiable?" When it comes to money, Zhang Wei is flustered. The flowers ordered on the wedding car have already cost a lot of money, and his heart trembles with distress. Money, eating a bowl of noodles, and taking the wife home counts. Where did these tricks come from!
Meijia stared at him as if watching a monster: "Participant money? Who are you taking? Ziqiao and I are the best man, Xiaoxian is the driver, Yoyo and Guan Gu are the planners. They are all exempt from participatory money, and I haven't counted with you yet." What about labor costs?"

Zhang Wei thought for a while, and suddenly said happily: "Hey, isn't there another Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was driving the car, couldn't help interjecting: "Do you dare to take her share? Are you sure?" Zhang Wei wanted to cry without tears.

After finally arriving at the destination, there was no welcoming atmosphere around. Could it be that the bride's sisters didn't bother to go downstairs because they knew that Zhang Wei's red envelope contained only coins?It's not bad if it's really like that, you can save money for the iron rooster by defeating others without fighting.

Seeing Zhang Wei huddled in the corner and refused to move, Zeng Xiaoxian yelled at him: "Hey! Go up to pick up the bride."

Zhang Wei felt like waking up from a dream, and stuffed the bouquet that he was going to present to the bride into Zeng Xiaoxian's hands, and hurriedly said: "Why don't you pick it up for me, I need to pee urgently, find a toilet first."

Is there a substitute for picking up the bride?What's more, there is a toilet at home, Zhang Wei, are you in such a hurry?No matter what they said, Zhang Wei only said that it was impolite to go to the bride's house to go to the bathroom, and it was better to find a grass to solve it quickly. "Soon, wait for me for a while!" Said, and ran away.

"There's a lot of excrement and urine on the lazy donkey, and it's not for you to be a coolie to pick up the bride." Looking at his back, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help complaining.

An old lady came out and saw them all dressed up, and asked which family got married.

Meijia replied crisply: "Building 38, 403. We are here to pick up the bride."

"I live in 402, why didn't I know I got married in 403?" The aunt felt strange, "You made a mistake? I saw with my own eyes that the little girl in 403 moved out a few days ago."

Another gossip aunt!Zeng Xiaoxian patiently explained to her: "You must have made a mistake. The girl we picked up is called Liu Momo."

"That's right, silently, she is my tenant, and she moved out in a hurry a few days ago. I thought she was in some trouble." As soon as the auntie said the words, Meijia and Xiaoxian looked at each other, and agreed Rushing upstairs, 403 was already empty.

Ziqiao's prophecy came true, Mo Mo really had the face of running away from marriage!Or they were just joking around, making fun of that idiot Zhang Wei.Speaking of which, Zhang Wei is really a lone star of the gods, and he was let go of his second marriage!But how can I talk to him?Just say, no, no, the bride turned into a butterfly and flew away?
Meijia looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, and he felt trembling: "Why are you looking at me? You won't let me announce the bad news, will you?"

Meijia nodded affirmatively: "Of course. If you didn't make it clear last time, would it be a tragedy now?"

On the bright side, it might be God's will that Zhang Wei doesn't need to marry another pumpkin who has undergone plastic surgery.Thinking about it, Zeng Xiaoxian felt relieved, since God had arranged for him to be the hero who saved the bear, he had no choice but to do his best.But after waiting and waiting, Zhang Wei didn't come back.Meijia circled the wedding car boredly, and suddenly saw a note left on the back seat, which was a message from Zhang Wei:

"Teacher Zeng, forgive me for only understanding the true meaning of what you said to me that day! You are right. Marriage is like buying 10 apples in the supermarket, but in the end it is very likely that the ones you buy back are pumpkins. It is okay to give them away for nothing. But if you have to pay, I think it is necessary to carefully consider whether I really need it. I just found out today that maybe I still can’t forget Weiwei, because secret love is the cheapest of all love. Thank you for your advice. I Go back first!"

PS: The flowers on the car are quite expensive, is it still too late to return them?

What the hell is this!One wedding, two runaways?Zhang Wei really made progress.

(End of this chapter)