Love Apartment 4

Chapter 8
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The engagement banquet between Yoyo and Guan Gu was finally on the agenda, not only the hotel was selected, but also the invitation list was drawn up.Although they said that the tone of the wedding banquet is small and warm, so they only plan to invite some relatives and friends, and there are no idlers.But even so, a small hall for only 28 people sounds a little too small, right?The close friend Meijia and the brother and immediate relative Ziqiao were worried about the lack of seats, and they competed for the onlooker list. After looking at it, they immediately saw something wrong.

Huh?Guan Gu, where are your relatives?Even if relatives and friends are busy, parents should always be present, right?Why don't they even have their names?
"That's right, Guan Guan, did you forget?" Maybe you have been busy planning, but you didn't even find out about such an important thing, now that you mention it, Yoyo feels strange.

Guan Gu replied vaguely: "Uh... this is our custom, Yamato culture is extensive and profound, you don't understand."

Nani? !Guan Gu, you are too nonsense, this reason, not to mention that the Chinese don't believe it, even your mother wouldn't believe it!
Just as he was talking, Zeng Xiaoxian came back from the outside, greeted everyone, and finally relieved Guan Gu's siege temporarily.Seeing his dazed look, Zi Qiao asked, "Mr. Zeng, I heard that you went to meet Nuo Lan last night? Is everything okay?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, nodded, shook his head again, not knowing what to say, and finally admitted: "We - together."

Everyone was shocked, and couldn't help but feel sorry for Yifei, only Ziqiao coaxed heartlessly: "I hate you! Don't come to the door, it's a big treason... Was it high last night?"

"It's quite high." Zeng Xiaoxian replied calmly, there was really no trace of high on his face.

Guan Gu imitated Zeng Xiaoxian's usual appearance, and whispered: "No, he usually behaves like this when he's high."

"Is it because of Miss Yifei?" Meijia pouted, not worth it for Yifei.

Zi Qiao enlightened them: "Men, you can't put all your eggs in the same basket."

Guan Gu suddenly realized: "Put some in bowls and some in pots, and then eat what's in the bowls and look at what's in the pot."

"Teacher Zeng, do you regret it?" Youyou asked, but Zeng Xiaoxian remained silent.

Zi Qiao said carelessly: "Afterwards, a man can forget all the advantages of a woman with the effort of a cigarette, and it's normal to regret it."

"Of course I remember Nuolan's strengths! She is more dignified than Yifei, gentler than Yifei, more active than Yifei, more active than Yifei..." Zeng Xiaoxian was talking, and Yifei came in from the outside, and the latter words were held back in embarrassment Authentic voice: "Morning!"

Yifei smiled unnaturally: "Don't be nervous... I didn't hear it, let alone a happy event, it's justifiable. Congratulations!"

"Actually... Nuolan also has shortcomings. You can't compare with you in many aspects, especially Yifei! You are more straightforward than Nuolan, more domineering than Nuolan, and more embarrassing than Nuolan..." Zeng Xiaoxian was even more embarrassed, and wanted to say something nice to ease it. atmosphere.Who knows that today he is doomed to fail, he just offended Yifei, and soon he will offend Nuolan.Looking at Nuo Lan who suddenly entered the door, Zeng Xiaoxian only had one word left in his mind: "Morning!"

Is "early" an advantage or a disadvantage?Everyone choked back their laughter and almost burst into internal injuries.Nuo Lan, who was intoxicated in happiness, didn't care about these things, she sat down beside Zeng Xiaoxian generously, and instead invited everyone to dinner.Firstly, thank you for your blessings; secondly, she may go to the United States for a while on business, and I want to ask everyone to help her take good care of Xiaoxian.

Meijia and Ziqiao, two foodies, lost their integrity when they heard that they had eaten, and nodded in agreement.Guan Gu and Yoyo winked desperately to make them pay attention to Yifei beside them. "I... have something to do that day." Yifei really didn't plan to participate.

Nuo Lan asked strangely: "But I haven't said when yet?"

Seeing that she couldn't let go, Yifei suddenly said enthusiastically: "Actually, I was thinking about how I can get you to pay the bill in my territory. Of course I invite you! In order to give you a farewell meal, I decided to cook myself!"

"But you only know how to make fried rice with eggs." Seeing that a good meal was downgraded, Zi Qiao was the first to object.

Yifei didn't bother to care about him, and announced on his own: "We're next door on Sunday night, see you soon! By the way, I would like to announce that this fried rice with eggs is my best work. Don't miss it if you know the goods. It's just such a happy decision." gone."

Only when everyone dispersed did Yoyo have the chance to ask Guan Gu about the engagement banquet. He was about to get married, and he had never even met the other party's parents, so it was too unreasonable, right?Guan Gu admitted hesitantly that the relationship between him and his father was not good, and the two had not spoken for many years.Dad is the head of the family, if he doesn't come, no one else would dare to come to the wedding casually.So it doesn't matter if you please or not.

Sekiya's father is Sekiya Kenjiro, who is the third generation successor of Sekiya Cuisine.When Guan Gu was one year old, he was drawing lots. The floor and tatami were full of kitchen utensils, and other things were piled up in the corner. Kenjiro encouraged him kindly: "Son, this is the starting point of your life. If you choose to inherit For family business, choose kitchen utensils. Of course! If you choose other industries, Dad will also support you." But Xiaoguan Gu insisted on crawling to the corner, picked up a paintbrush, and Kenjiro became furious on the spot.From that day on, he was determined to plan Guan Gu's life well.

When Guan Gu was 10 years old, he had already shown a high talent in painting.Other children at this age are playing and playing, but he spends all day drawing and sketching.Kenjiro always believes that under the surface of Guan Gu's love of painting, there must be a gene of love for cooking, and his genes will not be buried like this, so he has repeatedly tried to help Guan Gu stimulate his potential in the body.The way he does it is, when Guan Gu draws eggs, he fry them into poached eggs; Drawing creatures, I'm afraid it will become my father's dish again.

When Sekiya was 18 years old and an adult, he had already made up his mind to become a manga artist. Kenjiro chose what he liked this time, and gave him a Japanese version of the "Slam Dunk" manga, saying that he hoped he could understand the essence of it.Thinking that his father really wanted to support his choice this time, Guan Gu was overjoyed.A week later, Kenjiro asked Sekiya to talk about his feelings, and Sekiya said impassionedly that he would definitely pursue his dream like Sakuragi Hanamichi.Unexpectedly, Kenjiro scolded him a lot, reprimanded him as an asshole, and said that the focus of this book is the Yuzhu player of the Lingnan team. He finally gave up basketball and became a chef!And Guan Gu should follow his example!At a disagreement, Kenjiro tore the manga into pieces, and Sekigu's immature heart was hit hard again.

"Just like that, I had a falling out with him and moved out. After that... we never spoke again." Thinking of the past, Guan Gu was still furious, "He has prejudice against me, I advise you to still Don't mess with him."

Youyou persuaded him: "Father and son have no overnight feud. What's more, you are not fighting alone now. If you can't communicate with him, there is me."

Guan Gu stared at her: "He is Japanese, you are from Sichuan, how do you communicate?"

Youyou rolled her eyes and made up her mind: "Marriage is a big deal, we must get his blessing! There is always a way..."

2
Ever since he got Weiwei's phone number, Zhang Wei has been holding a mobile phone in fascination all day long, grinning grinningly.But the meaning of the phone number is not to call and communicate?For this, Zhang Wei has his own explanation: If he calls during the day, he must be at work, which makes him appear inappropriate; after get off work, he may be having a party with colleagues, which is inconvenient; at night, he is afraid that she will go to bed early, and she will be an abrupt beauty. , affecting people's rest, even more impolite.After struggling like this for three days, he just didn't have the guts to call Weiwei.He wasn't in a hurry, but everyone else was in a hurry.

Zi Qiao scolded him: "You are chasing girls, not dismantling bombs, do you need to think so much?"

Meijia also reminded him: "If you don't call, you can send text messages."

"Weiwei and I only chatted once, and we haven't shared a common language yet. What are you posting?" Thinking of Weiwei, and remembering the washbasin.com that we discussed for most of the night last time, Zhang Wei suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "You said if I first Would it be more natural to add her on Weibo? Weibo is now the standard configuration of modern social networking. I can know which celebrities she follows, what she is interested in, and what her usual hobbies are, and then I can cooperate with her and follow her too. Don't these things have a topic?"

Even if you want to add her on Weibo, you should at least make a phone call first and ask about her account number?Otherwise, why use the phone after spending a long time asking for it, as an antique collection?

"Yes, just bookmark it!" Zhang Wei said meanly, "I'll search her Weibo account, then secretly add her, and when I know everything about her, I'll make her debut again. Tell me, what an accent!"

Zi Qiao rolled his eyes at him, and said disdainfully: "What's the difference between you and peeping? Obscene! Listen, the charm of a man is sometimes simple and rude. Do you know how Qin Shihuang was simple and rude, and finally ruled the world? Button How did Colu Zhen Huan eliminate dissidents in a simple and rude way, and finally became the mother of the world? How did Zhuge Liang go out of the mountain resolutely in a simple and rude way, and finally pissed Liu Bei to death?"

"Isn't it Zhou Yu?" Meijia interrupted.

"Whoever he is, it's not me anyway." Ziqiao continued to talk, "In short, in short, picking up girls is definitely not blindly pandering, men have to have a tone when they start, there is no way out hiding behind Weibo, don't blame Master Didn't teach you!"

Persuasion returns to persuasion, and it is forgotten after hearing it.In the evening, Zhang Wei still couldn't help but search Weiwei's Weibo account, and saw an ID at a glance-"Weiwei who met you that day".There is God's will in the dark!Zhang Wei sighed and pressed "Seek Attention". "So you also have Weibo. Is it a kind of fate to meet here again? I am still chewing on the encounter that day. This feeling is like that sweet Yida, unwilling to swallow it, and unwilling to spit it out. Zhang Wei typed in a few words of reasons for his attention that he thought were very accented, and Zhang Wei clicked send confidently.

The other party replied in seconds, and followed him, "Hi, Zhang Wei. I'm also reminiscing about that encounter, as if I had a piece of clear ice in my mouth, and I didn't want to bite it or melt it."

What is fate?This is called fate!What is tacit understanding?This is called tacit understanding!Zhang Wei suddenly felt his body became lighter, as if he was about to float up, and there was only one direction left in his life, and that was the place where there was Weiwei.

No matter what Zeng Xiaoxian thinks, he feels that Yifei's egg fried rice game is a Hongmen banquet. If the scene gets out of control, then it's okay?So I want to ask Ziqiao and Meijia to go to the appointment together, the more people are lively, the scene will not be so embarrassing.Zi Qiao ignored him, just looked at the pad and snickered.Meijia looked over curiously, and found that Ziqiao was actually paying attention to Zhang Wei, and said with disgust: "The two men love each other? Are you disgusting?"

Seeing that the two of them were obviously not interested in the dinner, Zeng Xiaoxian thought it would be better to ask Zhang Wei.Ziqiao laughed even harder, saying that Zhang Wei was too busy checking Weibo and couldn't care about other business.That's right, he only has that Weiwei in his eyes now.Speaking of Weiwei, Meijia looked at Ziqiao's Weibo subconsciously, "What?!"

That's right, Zhang Weijia's "Wei Wei" is actually Zi Qiao.After going through a lot of hardships, Ziqiao was turned into an Avatar by a little girl, and he was physically and mentally exhausted before helping him to get Weiwei's phone number. Registered a fishing trumpet, and as expected, Zhang Yida was hooked in minutes.

"This feels like a sweet Yida, unwilling to swallow it, let alone spit it out." Mika clicked on the message asking for attention, and just read a few sentences before being numb.Face to face will be somewhat restrained. Zhang Wei, who hides behind Weibo, has a clear view of his dick nature!
While pretending to vomit, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned over to read Weibo. "The clear sky is blue, the sunset is red, and the cherry blossoms are pink, but what color are you? @胡威的见郎that day with you." What does this mean?
Ziqiao explained: "He wanted to ask me what color I like implicitly. Let me reply to him more implicitly. 'Today I bought a pair of gold stockings online, I hope someone can appreciate it. @张伟字依达." Done !"

Over there, Zhang Weiru found a treasure, and immediately wrote back: "I finally found a bosom friend. I have been short of gold since I was a child! I not only appreciate gold, but also silk stockings."

Is this too limitless?It's not just that the five elements are short of gold, it's that the five elements are short of five elements!
Ziqiao couldn't stop laughing: "I was doing it for his own good. If it was really Weiwei, he would have blocked him long ago. Think about it from another angle, now Zhang Wei is happy, and I am happy too. From the total number of happiness of the entire human being Say, there are two more joys for no reason, isn't that good?"

It seemed to make sense, but Meijia refused to accept it, and said with righteous indignation: "It's too selfish and shameless! Have you ever thought about other people's feelings!"

"How about...you post the next one?" Ziqiao just proposed, and Meijia laughed like a flower, and snatched the pad from his hand: "I'll just wait for your words!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was knocked down by lightning.

3
The time for the egg fried rice game finally came, and Zeng Xiaoxian was still uneasy, looking for various excuses to escape, but Nuo Lan felt that it was disrespectful for Yifei to arrange a farewell party for her so deliberately, let alone go to the United States, maybe she would still miss the egg fried rice .

The two of them dragged their feet to the elevator door of the apartment, just in time to meet Zhang Wei coming in from the outside, holding a bag of mouthwash in his hand, looking excited, he greeted them all the way.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously: "What are you doing with so much mouthwash?"

Zhang Wei smiled shyly, and replied: "Weiwei recommended this mouthwash on Weibo, saying that this mouthwash is delicious, and it can also whiten and anti-wrinkle. I will buy a few bottles and try it."

"Delicious? The kind you swallow?" Nuo Lan opened her eyes wide and confirmed with him again.

"That's right. If I hadn't been on Weibo, I really didn't know she had so many life tips." Zhang Wei said with a serious face, "But, I have always suspected that whitening may be talking about, anti-wrinkle It should be true. You try it too?"

No way, can you believe this?Taking the mouthwash from Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian said in his heart, Meijia and Ziqiao, you played too hard!Walking into the elevator, I couldn't help but ask him: "You don't really want to try yourselves, do you?"

Zhang Wei said seriously: "If you don't drink, how can you share your experience with her? The common language needs to be accommodated."

Zeng Xiaoxian whispered: "Then why don't you give in to me for a while and accompany us to have fried rice with eggs."

"No, I have something else to do. Just now Weiwei posted another Weibo, asking what is the finale of Pleasant Goat. I haven't watched a single episode, so I have to hurry up to make up lessons." Zhang Wei was completely intoxicated by happiness and had no time Be considerate of the reactions and feelings of others.

Nuo Lan asked in a low voice: "Is he in love?" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and replied: "No, he is perverted."

Finally came to Yifei's door, and when the door opened, Yifei gave Nuolan a hug with a smile on his face, and took a dozen of "Jejia" from her hand.His mouth also seemed to open up a chatterbox, and he kept talking non-stop, a little too enthusiastically: "You guys are finally here! Long time no see, Nuolan, you are beautiful again! Come as soon as you come, what gifts do you bring, then See you. This is your new boyfriend, right?"

Nuo Lan and Zeng Xiaoxian were taken aback when they heard that, wondering what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd.Yifei laughed again: "Just kidding, Zeng Xiaoxian, you are really serious, just give a copy to two people."

"Actually, this is..." Zeng Xiaoxian was just about to explain, but Yifei had already taken mouthwash from him, and she actually said it was such a unique gift!

Who knew the madness had just begun.The guests sat down, but nothing was prepared on the table.Yifei said to drink some pre-dinner wine first, but Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan held two empty glasses, and she drank the wine by herself. I'll toast Nuolan!—Why is your glass empty?"

"Why don't you buy a few more bottles." Nuo Lan also saw that the situation was wrong, and only then did she know why Zeng Xiaoxian kept procrastinating and refusing to come.

Yifei said that it's rare for everyone to be so high, so why not use your imagination and make it even higher.While talking, a bottle of white rum, a bottle of Coke, a bottle of milk, a bottle of vinegar, a jar of hot sauce, and a bunch of messy condiments were placed on the table as if by magic.

"Nuolan, I can say that Zeng Xiaoxian grew up watching him...Emotionally, he has always belonged to a mother-in-law, and today he finally looks like a man." Yifei poured rum into five glasses , almost filled it, and poured a little bit of Coke into it, "Just like this Coke with rum, it makes me feel two words - cool! You still have a way! Admire!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked worriedly: "Is the ratio wrong?" Yifei had already drank it down, and his tongue started to get a little knotted: "Next, let's adjust—milk!"

Seeing her madness, Nuo Lan also became worried: "Is this okay?"

"It's possible for both of you, there's nothing wrong with milk." Yifei reacted quickly, added a little more milk to the glass, raised his glass and said, "Milk! It symbolizes strength. Zeng Xiaoxian, you have to be brave when you make a decision." Be responsible! Be responsible to Nuolan! I hate soft bones that are rickety."

I drank it in one gulp.He said he was going to make oolong tea next, but he picked up a bottle of vinegar in his hand.Nuo Lan kindly reminded her, but she waved her hand: "Just kidding! I won't be jealous. If you don't believe me, I'll show you a drink!" Zhen poured a little into the cup, took it up and drank again, Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan were together Can't stop either side.

Seeing that she was getting more and more crazy, Nuo Lan reminded her: "Yifei, didn't you say you're giving me a farewell party today?"

Yifei, who was about to make mouthwash, stopped, waved her hand and said, "Yes! Sentence reduction! Love is like a cage, and the only way to reduce sentence is to let go—you two just wanted to reduce sentence?"

Seeing that she was completely drunk, Zeng Xiaoxian felt distressed but couldn't express it in front of Nuo Lan, so he could only say that he was hungry and urged him to eat fried rice with eggs.

"What's the rush? The other day you met Nuo Lan, I made fried rice with eggs and waited for you. I didn't see you coming back to eat in a hurry." Yifei's voice suddenly became a little resentful, and in the blink of an eye he said proudly, "Beauty is now , Going back on promises and gaining weight, what does it mean?!——It means that love has God’s will. Bless you all!"

"What broke your promise?" Nuo Lan was puzzled, while Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head in embarrassment.

"Yes! Salt! Salt must be added to fried rice with eggs. I have a strong taste, so I like to eat salty." Yifei looked at the two of them and smiled strangely, "But! It's definitely not Zeng Xiaoxian's Xian! It's salted eggs The—egg! Wait, I'll get it!"

With that said, she staggered into the toilet.

4
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is a caring heart, in order to ease the relationship between Guan Gu and his father, Youyou tried every means.She found Kenjiro's mailbox in Guan Gu's computer, tried the video call, and it really got through.Yoyo introduced herself, and Kenjiro asked a lot about Sekigu's recent situation. He obviously still cared about his son, and he talked and laughed happily, and he didn't seem particularly old-fashioned.After asking all the questions, it's better for the father and son to talk directly.Encouraged, Yoyo came to Guan Gu with a computer.

As for how Yoyo, an authentic Sichuanese, can communicate with a Japanese who has never been to China, I have to thank the power of technology. With the powerful existence of the subtitle group, the video chat also has instant subtitle translation, which can simultaneously translate Japanese Translate into Chinese subtitles, translate Chinese into Japanese subtitles, in this way, the chat will be smooth!
Who knew that Guan Gu was so stupid that he just refused to talk to his father, and even said that he had sworn to the light before, if he said a word to him again, the light would be destroyed!Yoyo didn't care about his tricks, and took the initiative to make an appointment for him to have dinner with his father, chatting while eating.As for the oath I made before, it was in Japanese, but now I can change to Chinese, so it is not considered a breach of the vow, anyway, there is a subtitle group.

When it was time to eat, Yoyo and Kenjiro chatted on the pad, talking and laughing, while Guan Gu hid behind the screen and refused to show up.Hearing that Dad even told Yoyo about the embarrassing things about him when he was wearing crotch pants, Guan Gu pouted angrily like a child, but didn't speak.

"Guanguan, don't you want to meet your dad?" Yoyo called him in a low voice, "I have already told your dad, because I can't understand you speaking Japanese, so I can only let you speak Chinese. Your dad Said OK, it seems that the mood is very good, take good care of it!"

Guan Gu straightened his face, imitating his father's appearance: "I can imagine what he looks like without looking at it. However, it's really not his style to be so reasonable."

Yoyo pulled him over: "We've been talking until now, your dad has been smiling, very kind. If you don't believe me, take a look."

Guan Gu came over, and Kenjiro, who was smiling just now in the video, immediately turned sunny and cloudy, and his voice became rough: "I thought you would invite me to taste the Japanese food you made by yourself. The restaurant, let me down so much!"

"It's just a light meal. Besides, you won't be able to eat it." Guan Gu curled his lips and said to Yoyo: "I told you, I can't communicate in any language."

Youyou switched to the front of the video and said sweetly: "Uncle, we want you to try the Chinese food here, just to change your mood."

Kenjiro immediately laughed again, with standard gentleness and amiability: "You have a heart, I have always liked Chinese food. In fact, appreciating food is also a kind of enjoyment. I have watched "A Bite of China". I am just angry that Guan Gu is not sincere. "

Pulling the tune back, Yoyo hurriedly pushed Guan Gu over, Guan Gu was still muttering: "Nani? You just have intentions, but I'm just not sincere." He just sat down, Kenjiro's face became serious again, a typical parental accent : "Yuyou knows how to talk to elders better than you."

"But I haven't spoken yet." Guan Gu refused to accept.

"It was you who asked me out for dinner. If you don't speak, should I say? Are you reporting to me or am I reporting to you?" Kenjiro became excited, and the speed of his speech became faster, and the Japanese words came out of his mouth forcefully, as if smashing There is an echo on the screen.

Guan Gu couldn't go on talking, stepped aside, Yoyo stood on top, and explained: "Uncle, he saw that you were a little nervous, and he kept saying that you are very dignified."

"That's right! I'm a Tiger." Kenjiro put on a smiling face.

Youyou praised him again: "A tiger father has no dogs! No wonder Guan Gu is so good, he inherited your genes."

Kenjiro laughed even more happily, chattering, and a line appeared on the subtitle: The genes of our Sekigu family are really good!The Ganqing subtitle group is still in the corner of the Northeast.

On the same topic, when Sekiya sat over, the wind direction changed, and Kenjiro's face was stretched again: "It's a pity, your genes are used in the wrong place."

After several back and forth, Guan Gu finally saw the pattern, as long as he faced the camera, his father would not look good;Youyou doesn't believe it, after a try, it really is.The two of them took turns to get in front of the camera. Kenjiro smiled for a while and kept a straight face for a while. The two expressions switched precisely without any error.Uncle Guan Gu, are you sure you are a culinary genius, not an Oscar winner?

Youyou suppressed a smile, and pulled Guan Gu together to the camera, saying that there was something important to report.Before he finished speaking, Kenjiro's face darkened, and he rushed to ask: "Is it because he can't get along in China anymore?"

Guan Gu also put on a serious face, and told him angrily: "We want to invite you to our wedding. Yoyo - she has already accepted my marriage proposal."

Even though Yoyo testified, Kenjiro still didn't quite believe it. In his eyes, Sekigu was just a street painter. With such an unreliable profession, what could he give the girl's future?Self-righteous, how to take on a family?How did he get into the eyes of his parents?What nonsense!

Guan Gu argued: "We have seriously considered it."

Kenjiro became even more angry: "Why didn't you notify me when you were thinking about it, do you know to ask for my opinion now?"

"I didn't come here to ask for your opinion, I just wanted to inform you."

"It's unreasonable, you might as well notify me after you take the oath!"

"You said it yourself, don't regret it!"

The two father and son quarreled, Kenjiro slapped the table and started cursing, suddenly the subtitle translation disappeared, and a line of small characters appeared on the screen: The translator is urgent, toilet ing, please wait, dear!Kenjiro was still angry, and roared: "Stop talking nonsense! Come back to Japan for an interview."

Youyou couldn't understand what he said, and was anxious not to let them continue to quarrel, while smiling and flirting with cuteness.Kenjiro asked Sekiya to speak Japanese, but Sekiya refused to agree. Anyway, the old man never understood what he said, so why waste his tongue!Knowing his father, Mo Ruofu, Kenjiro guessed the meaning of his speech, and continued to shout at him: "Knowing Chinese is great? Do you know how to live?!"

Yoyo's Japanese is limited to "Nani" and "Ya Mie Die", which is useless, so she couldn't help but slapped the table and shouted: "Shut up, all of you!" Shut up on both sides, the world is quiet, it turns out The Lion's Roar of Hedong is the universal language of the world.After taking a closer look, I found that the screen was frozen on Kenjiro's side, and a face twitched repeatedly on the screen.

Guan Gu angrily turned the screen to face the wall: "You say I don't understand life? I don't want to see you in my life at all."

"Stop talking a few words!" Yoyo didn't expect things to turn out like this, so she had to think of a way, "A good life is not based on shouting. Maybe we should show your dad a tour of our life here. To be honest, maybe he will feel at ease."

5
Waiting for Uncle Kenjiro's screen to be tapped, Sekigu and Yoyo held the pad and showed Uncle Kenjiro a tour of their apartment to experience their lives.The first stop, Yifei's room.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard an inexplicable roar coming from the direction of the toilet.Looking over, Nuo Lan and Zeng Xiaoxian were anxiously knocking on the door outside, and Yifei vomited in the toilet, and even said bravely that she was fine, just spitting...

Seeing Guan Gu and Yoyo coming in, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have seen a savior, and finally someone came to rescue him. Seeing the video of them holding an uncle in a strange posture, his stomach full of bitterness was about to pour out, and he swallowed it back.Hearing that this is Guan Gu's father, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately nodded and bowed like a Japanese devil, and it's up to you again!
Youyou smiled and introduced with gestures: "Uncle, this is Teacher Zeng, our good friend, and his girlfriend Nuolan. Both of them are well-known radio hosts in our area. This is where we live. In addition to our normal daily life, we often hold gatherings and dinners among friends here to exchange ideas and connect with each other. Guan Gu, translator!"

"No need for him! I can understand." Kenjiro rushed to say, and the subtitle gentleman came back again at some point.

"Egg fried rice is here!" Yifei yelled, and came out of the toilet staggeringly, holding a washbasin in his hand, seeing that it was empty, he chuckled, "Ahhh, I'm just busy talking, It looks burnt."

Kenjiro was confused when he heard this, and he walked over to introduce him leisurely, but he subconsciously blocked Yifei's embarrassed image: "This is Yifei, she is not very good at cooking—but she is a doctor, a university teacher, and we often sit and discuss about life. .”

Yifei saw Kenjiro only when he heard the voice, and went up to touch the screen with a smile: "This uncle, what's your name, why is it in the frame?"

Guan Gu quickly moved the pad away, and said, "This is my dad, show him around." Yifei smiled smirkingly, her face flushed, and she greeted indiscriminately, oh ha!Uncle Weird, let's have a drink together?His words and deeds are really far from the legendary doctor.

Forget about molesting the weirdo, Yifei staggered to the middle of the room, turned on the TV with the remote control, played a piece of karaoke music, picked up the microphone and began to congratulate: "Next, I give this couple and the couple who came from afar Guan Gu’s father presented a song——"Chrysanthemum Terrace"! The song is rather sad, it’s a farewell party for Nuolan, hehehehe." The prelude sounded, and Yifei sang at the top of his voice: "A big river has wide waves, and the wind Blowing the fragrance of rice flowers on both sides of the bank..."

As smart as Nuo Lan, seeing this scene, she also understood eighty-nine points in her heart, and advised Yifei to rest early and prepare to leave first.But Yifei pointed to the washbasin persistently and said that the egg fried rice hadn't been eaten and she couldn't leave!He also said that if everyone thinks the rice she fried is unpalatable, he can go to buy takeaway. "I know there is a Yangzhou fried rice restaurant that is very good. Wait, it's a fast drive."

"Driving? Are you crazy?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled in desperation.

Yifei waved a finger in front of his eyes, and smiled: "Don't worry, don't drink while driving, and don't drive while drinking."

Seeing her, Nuolan was worried, so she offered to send her off, and helped Yifei go away.In the video, Kenjiro frowned and commented: "Where is the doctor? I only saw a drunkard!" Guan Gu and Yoyo could only giggle in embarrassment.

The person who thought he was the most reliable made a big joke, Guan Gu and Yoyo were eager to change Kenjiro's opinion, and the second target was Zhang Wei, a lawyer, a high-end professional, an upper-class person, who has more face!

"This is the apartment we live in. Those people just now, we are actually not familiar with them. The next person I will introduce to you is the important person - the partner of the most famous law firm in the city, the legal affairs of Haoda Real Estate Group Specially hired chief lawyer——Zhang Wei." Guan Gu and Youyou were making hype, when Zhang Wei came in from the outside, fully dressed: raincoat, shorts, overshoes, all kinds of unrelated varieties and chaotic colors together, The whole thing is out of tune.Is this... a magical horse?Guan Gu and Yoyo were stupid again.

Zhang Wei smiled mysteriously, bared two rows of white and neat teeth, turned around looking left and right, and walked a bit, intoxicated by his incomparable appearance. "How is it? This year's trendiest outfit. Weiwei introduced it. She just posted on Weibo that men in suits are similar, but men who can match transparent raincoats and underwear with a sense of fashion have the most individuality."

Guan Gu wished to gouge out his own eyeballs, and asked incredulously, "Are you going to wear this all the time today?"

"Of course not!" Zhang Wei replied decisively, "I will wear it like this tomorrow."

"Let me have a few words with your lawyer friend!" Kenjiro heard the mess here, and gave orders from the computer.Only then did Zhang Wei discover the existence of the uncle, and smiled and waved to the camera to say hello.Guan Gu hurriedly stood in front of him and said, "He's not Zhang Wei!"

"You're not Zhang Wei!" Zhang Wei spat at him, handed him the phone, and urged him with a pose, "Take a photo for me, I want to post it on Weibo. Hurry up!"

Yoyo hurriedly covered the camera, and anxiously explained: "Uncle, Zhang Wei is a lawyer by profession and a performance artist in his spare time." What a mess, Kenjiro frowned even tighter.

Zeng Xiaoxian came in, Guan Gu begged him with a bitter face, "Teacher Zeng, quickly accept this evildoer for me." Then he dragged Youyou out, saying that he wanted to change to a place with normal people.

Seeing the two of them running away inexplicably, turning around and seeing Zhang Wei again, Zeng Xiaoxian staggered in fright: "You...you have broken through the lower limit again!"

Zhang Wei patted him, winked and said: "The power of love, each other."

"Whoever is with you!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook him off with one hand.I was yelling and making all kinds of troubles all night, and I was holding my stomach and didn't know who to talk to. I planned to come here to quiet for a while, but who knew that I ran into Zhang Wei, a lunatic who was so heartless.

"Yeah! Weiwei posted a new Weibo - she said she could put a light bulb in her mouth. She actually challenged me?!" Zhang Wei really went around looking for the light bulb, found it, picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Are you crazy!" Zeng Xiaoxian snatched the light bulb over, "Your head is just a decoration, save it to count the moons at night!"

The power of love is really great!Seeing Zhang Wei's obsession, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it anymore and told him that the Weiwei on Weibo was actually Lu Ziqiao's registered trumpet, and it was a prank played by Ziqiao and Meijia from beginning to end, such as wearing gold stockings, drinking mouthwash, watching Pleasant goats are all traps dug by them.

Those tender feelings, those romantic sensuality suddenly disappeared, and Zhang Wei's heart immediately fell from the sky to hell. He didn't care about listening to the theory of maximizing human happiness, and turned around to find the pair of wicked ghosts!Walking to the door, Zhang Wei smiled slyly, obviously having a better idea in mind.

He first found Meijia, and said that the camera of his mobile phone was broken, and he couldn't find a place to repair it, and he was anxiously waiting to send a selfie to Weiwei.Meijia didn't know what it was, and she had new fun when she heard it. Of course, she kindly lent him her mobile phone.Then, Zhang Wei took Meijia's mobile phone to find Ziqiao, saying that he planned to call Weiwei: "I've been thinking about it for a while now, and you're right, chasing girls, maybe it's better to be simple and rough."

Zi Qiao was playing vigorously, why was he willing to let him escape so quickly? After thinking for a while, he said: "Why don't you wait and see. After all, as a junior player, you are too rough and easy to get mad. Master taught you to chase girls before. It seems that Law 1.0 is not suitable for you, so I specially developed a new version 2.0. Judging from the current effect, it is the best policy to accumulate a little more common language with the other party."

Zhang Wei pretended to be a nympho, fondled the mobile phone in his palm affectionately: "But I have already understood it pretty much. Now every time I look at the mobile phone, I feel like I hear Weiwei calling me."

"That's the devil, you can't be tempted by him." Zi Qiao resolutely stopped him.But Zhang Wei was still holding back, wanting to make a phone call, and Zi Qiao took a glass of beer in a hurry, threw Mijia's cell phone into it, and asked triumphantly, "Is it quiet now?"

"Yeah." Zhang Wei immediately became calm, with a weird smile on his face.Meijia on the other side came over to see this scene, her eyes widened with anger, and Ziqiao realized that something was wrong, and then saw that the phone had sunk to the bottom in the cup, and there was no chance of remediation.

Yifei went crazy, Zhang Wei mutated, Guangu and Yoyo put their last hopes on Mika and Ziqiao, handsome men and beautiful women, they thought they could regain some points in Uncle Kenjiro's heart.So, I came to the bar to look for them with a pad in my hand, laying the groundwork and cheering me up along the way: "Uncle, this is our bar for leisure and entertainment. I will introduce you to other good friends later! Ziqiao is a gentle and aspiring young man, and Meijia is a lively and lovely neighbor." girls. They are much more normal than the few just now!"

As soon as he entered the door, he heard a scream from the bar counter, which was obviously Meijia's voice: "Ah! Lu Ziqiao, what did you do?"

"This was an accident! Listen to my explanation, Mika..." Although Zi Qiao kept begging for mercy, she was still slapped away by Mika's palm of the Tathagata.

Kenjiro's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, and he said angrily: "This is what you call a normal friend?" The last hope fell through, and Guan Gu and Yoyo's beautiful life show suffered a tragic defeat in Waterloo.

6
As soon as he walked out of the room, Yifei forgot about the Yangzhou fried rice, wandering around the world, singing and dancing for a while.Since Nuo Lan promised to take good care of her, she had no choice but to follow her all the time.After walking for a long time and throwing up again, Yifei finally began to wake up a little bit, only to realize that he was in a strange place, and at some point there was only one shoe left under his feet.

Nuolan handed her shoes with a smile, and asked her if she still remembered dancing "Riverdance" downstairs just now.Although Yifei couldn't remember exactly what happened, but she knew that she must have lost her composure when she drank too much. She smiled embarrassedly and laughed at herself while putting on her shoes. Just forget about it.

Nuolan stared at her and said seriously: "I was also drunk before. Although I forgot the process, I can't forget the reason behind it. Don't tell me, I'm going to America, you can't bear it."

"I'm glad you guys came to dinner today." Yifei smiled unnaturally, and added, "Besides, you play tennis well. It's a pity that I have one less opponent when you leave."

Nuolan said that Zeng Xiaoxian could play with her, but Yifei refused without even thinking about it. What is needed to play basketball is an equal opponent, and no one will look for a softie!

"I thought you liked him quite a bit." Nuo Lan finally said the words that had been suppressed for a long time.

"As a woman, what kind of degenerate can I like him..." Yifei waved her hands drunkenly, turned her face and saw Nuo Lan's slightly embarrassed expression, and then remembered that the situation has changed now, and the relationship between Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan has changed. No, quickly apologize, "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are together."

Nuolan asked again, what if it's the kind of love between friends?Yifei still refused, categorically saying no.Nuolan was a little confused, since he didn't care at all, why did he get drunk for him?

"I... I drank two more glasses, but it doesn't mean I like Zeng Xiaoxian." Yifei put on his shoes, stood up and took a few steps, but still staggered and spoke loudly, as if to refute his own heart , "I'm just... thirsty... How can I like your boyfriend?"

Turning his back, bits and pieces of the past with Zeng Xiaoxian came to his mind. Yifei couldn't help but feel a little sore in his nose. He turned around suddenly, looked directly at Nuolan, and said proudly: "That's right! I just like Zeng Xiaoxian, You bite me!"

After only being brave for a moment, her arrogance was disintegrated by Nuo Lan's gentle eyes that seemed to understand everything, and she mocked herself: "You forced me, I didn't think about it."

"I understand that I disrupted your life. If you can't accept it, I..." Nuo Lan said sincerely, but she really couldn't make up her mind what to do.

"No, I can accept it!" Yifei interrupted her.Think about it, I have known Zeng Xiaoxian for seven years, and they are noisy almost every day, but the river does not interfere with the well.For so many years, I didn't think there was anything good about Zeng Xiaoxian, and her words hurt and belittled him from time to time, but why did her feelings change when Nuo Lan appeared?Such a long time of indifference can be accepted, why can't she accept Zeng Xiaoxian just when she was with Nuo Lan?What kind of mentality is this!
Hasn't she, Hu Yifei, always been very free and easy?How can you be trapped by love?Even if there are thousands of thoughts in her mind that she wants to deny, what are those lost, sad and unstoppable heartaches?Nuo Lan had expressed her interest in Zeng Xiaoxian very early on, but she had been persuading her to be brave enough to fight for her own happiness.Speaking of opportunities, doesn't she have every minute?It's not that she couldn't feel Zeng Xiaoxian's affection for her, and she pushed him hard into someone's arms.It's because you don't fight for it, you don't want to look directly at your heart, so what's the use of regretting now?

Yifei settled down, smiled and looked at Nuo Lan firmly and said, "Even if I like him, it's all in the past tense. Life is in the future, and there must be better things ahead." Just turning around, tears burst into tears. Can't help but flow down.

"You really think so?" Nuo Lan asked again.Although Yifei turned her back to her, she still nodded with certainty.Seeing Yifei pretending to be strong, Nuolan couldn't bear it, but love sometimes needs to be a little selfish, and the happiness she had grasped with great difficulty cannot be easily let slip by her hand.Those who wanted to give up love to make friendship, after all, did not say it, but said sincerely, "Thank you."

"You are all my friends." Yifei smiled and turned around, "Promise me one thing, tomorrow you will be like me, completely amnesiac!"

Confessed and decided, Yifei finally felt that his heart was no longer so heavy, got up and went back, singing while walking: "A big river has wide waves, and the wind blows rice and flowers on both banks..."

Nuo Lan watched her figure leave, with mixed feelings, and could no longer hold back tears.

7
The plan failed completely, Guan Gu and Youyou returned to the room dejectedly, looking worried.What worries Guan Gu is that the old man already has prejudices against him, and now the so-called life circle that he is showing him is either a drunkard, a pervert, or a violent maniac. He must feel that his life is full of tragedies, and it will be even more difficult to communicate in the future.What Youyou is worried about is that the tempers of these two men are simply carved out of the same mold. You can't bear it, I won't let it, and they are tit for tat. It was just a little family disharmony, but if it insists on making it as irreconcilable as class conflicts, she will definitely What kind of idea does the daughter-in-law want to persuade her to make peace?
Seeing Guan Gu sitting there puffed up, his expression was exactly the same as that of Kenjiro in the video, but he didn't realize it himself, and he would never admit it.Youyou said angrily and funnyly: "With your stubborn temper, if we have children in the future, maybe you will be angry and go abroad."

Guan Gu stared at her nonsense: "I will definitely train him to be an excellent cartoonist." "But what if he doesn't like cartoons?" Just as Yoyo raised this possibility, Guan Gu interrupted her with a stern face. , "Just kidding, what is more meaningful than drawing cartoons!"

Seeing his serious look, Yoyo couldn't help laughing, Guan Gu realized that his dominance was exactly the same as Kenjiro's, and hurriedly changed his words: "Well, at least I allow him to live freely, whoever he marries, the wedding will be fine. Don't ask me, okay?"

Youyou put her arms around his waist with a smile, looked into his eyes, and said encouragingly: "Of course not. I will tell my son that you care about him and love him by doing this."

Guan Gu's heart has softened a long time ago, but his mouth is still firm: "Che, my son must be very smart, you don't need to tell him, he will understand it by himself!"

Youyou followed his will and praised him: "Well, I admit, you are better than your father in this regard, his son must not be as sensible as your son!"

"That's for sure! His son..." The smile on Yoyo's face grew stronger.Only then did Guan Gu realize that he was being teased, and pretended to be angry: "Nonsense!"

The two were talking intimately, forgetting that the video was always on.Although the pad has been placed on the table, through the subtitles, Kenjiro still saw their conversation, and couldn't help but said: "Hey! Don't turn me against the wall! There is nothing else to say, the TV series will start Already!"

Yoyo brought the pad over, pointed the camera at Guan Gu, and reminded in a low voice without losing the opportunity: "If you don't want to lose, just prove it to me."

Guan Gu said reluctantly: "Dad... I beg you to attend our wedding once again, please."

"What about your sincerity?" Kenjiro obviously didn't buy it.Then Guan Gu stood up, bowed deeply, and said seriously: "Well, I shouldn't sing against you, and I shouldn't come to China without authorization, but I sincerely hope that you bless us and don't oppose our plan." Marriage. If you still don't think I know life, teach me. Please."

Kenjiro still felt that he was not sincere enough, so he asked him to speak Japanese, and Sekiya repeated it again in Japanese, "Father, please teach me, please!"

"Guan Guan, you are finally willing to speak Japanese!" Yoyo was overjoyed, which meant that after so long of hard work, he finally saw some results.Suddenly, the lights dimmed and began to flicker.Guan Gu remembered the oath he had made, and panicked for a moment, but Yoyo roared domineeringly, "Whoever dares to kill you, I will kill him!" Strange to say, the lights came on again, but it was because of Yoyo's arrogance. Scared, but still moved by the father-son relationship between Sekiya and Kenjiro.

Kenjiro was a little satisfied, and the expression on his face was no longer so rigid: "You are too self-righteous and smart! Who said I objected?"

Guan Gu kept replying "Hey! Hey", when suddenly he heard his father say no objection, he almost couldn't believe his ears: "You agree?"

Kenjiro said affirmatively: "I'm not happy, because you didn't ask my opinion beforehand. As for the marriage, I like Yoyo very much, why should I object?"

He agreed!Guan Gu was overjoyed and told Yoyo loudly, and Yoyo immediately leaned in front of the camera obediently. When the stubborn old man saw Yoyo, he finally couldn't hold back his face and smiled: "It proves once again that you are the one who is self-righteous from the beginning to the end. And I, That's right! It's my blessing that my son can find such a good wife. Your son is not so lucky."

Oh? !The old man Ganqing suddenly became reasonable, and he was also moved by what Yoyo said!But you didn't tell him what you just said?Kenjiro said in his heart, thanks to the upgrade to a paying user, even the whispers of your young couple, the subtitles have been fed back verbatim, want to win me, dreaming!

The father and two were finally able to communicate, and Kenjiro finally stopped his straight face. He smiled every time he said a word, and he looked much more amiable: "After seeing your apartment, I'm curious, how can you little bastards do it? What kind of wedding will you be attending! When the time comes, send an invitation, and I’ll bring your mother over here. She heard that a set of Chinese TV drama discs only costs five yuan, and she’s always wanted to see her!”

Guan Gu also laughed, but refused to admit defeat: "What is this? I didn't lose to you. Your son is not as good as mine. He still has a lot to learn. If you don't teach him, he is not qualified to marry."

what!The heart that Yoyo had just put down picked up again.Sekiya simply spoke Japanese, and raised the bar with Kenjiro: "So, I'm not self-righteous, come on, guide me."

Kenjiro suppressed a smile and wanted to put on a serious face: "You don't want to get married or not, anyway, my blessing is a promise!"

"I won't end even if I'm blessed!"

"If you don't end up, I will also bless you!"

"no!"

……

Yoyo didn't know what they were talking about, so she anxiously looked at this and then that.It's really not a family, if you don't enter the family, the two of you want to make up for all the things you haven't said for so many years in this way of arguing, right?
8
"I'm sorry, Zhang Wei, we didn't intend to play tricks on you." Meijia pulled Ziqiao to apologize to Zhang Wei.

Seeing that Ziqiao was supporting her waist, her right eye was wrapped in gauze, and there were clearly visible slap marks on her face, Zhang Wei couldn't help laughing secretly, but his face was sullen, looking like a victim.In fact, with his carefree and optimistic personality, he has long forgotten the "hate" of the two people teasing him.

"Who told you to seduce us, you're addicted now." Meijia was still saying aggrievedly, as if it wasn't Zhang Wei who suffered, but her.

"If it wasn't for Teacher Zeng, I would still be kept in the dark. Two copycats, look, this is the real Weiwei." Zhang Wei smiled and held up the phone screen for them to see, "Thank you Weibo, I saw her introduction, it turns out that Weiwei is also a lawyer! A senior lawyer! She is also a partner of a certain law firm."

Ziqiao winked at Meijia: "Give me some time, I'll steal her number."

Zhang Wei smiled even more happily: "No need, because I have already called her to ask her out to meet."

It seems that love is not only blind, but also sometimes courageous.Ziqiao is right, when fate comes, all deliberate pandering is superfluous.Starting from the topic of work, Zhang Wei and Weiwei found countless common languages ​​in an instant. For example, they both love to read "Legal Daily", both like SpongeBob SquarePants, and both hate crayfish... So the progress was rapid, until one day Weiwei Wei told him that their firm had accepted a case—the civil dispute case of Haoda Real Estate.

"Hao Da Da Real Estate, sounds familiar." Zhang Wei, who was unresponsive, turned his mind several times before realizing that he seemed to be their family's legal adviser.Now that Weiwei is the litigant, isn't she the defendant?Even the cases handled are related to the same party, so the common language is really too much.

Weiwei smiled wryly and said: "Yes, 15 plaintiffs have jointly entrusted me to sue the Haoda Real Estate Group you represent. It seems that we are really going to file the same lawsuit, Lawyer Zhang. It is not suitable to meet each other recently because we need to avoid suspicion. Good luck, I'm going first."

Zhang Wei hurriedly chased after him and asked, "Weiwei! Then when can we meet again?"

Weiwei replied helplessly: "It won't be too long, I think, when the court is in session."

Zhang Wei seemed to hear his heartbroken voice, Zhang Yida, when will your spring come? !

(End of this chapter)