God, you dropped a zombie
Chapter 104 Finger-sized Zero Food
Chapter 104 Finger-sized Snacks
He almost cried and took a picture and posted it on Weibo: [This is a snack, next to it is my finger, compare it, 2 credits.Hey, hey, hey... so desperate! 】
Fan: [Puchi—although it's a little small, but... But this proves that our soldiers are still very reliable, for fear that someone will eat the explosive body and die. 】
[Hahahaha... Is this little enough to get between the teeth?It feels too careful. 】
[I think it's okay, after all, this is a new thing, and it's not like the news about people dying after eating an explosive body hasn't happened before.This kind of snack is sold for the entire Venerian planet. Who is sure if there will be a person with a particularly weak physique? What if he eats a body that explodes?It should be based on the person with the smallest physical fitness. 】
[By the way, minors are not allowed to order, I found out that when I applied, I was directly rejected, rejected, rejected, rejected...]
[The official doesn't seem to have issued such a notice, right?I'm not sure, just ask An Shao. 】
[Suddenly feel that those children are so pitiful! 】
……
Just when everyone complained that the snacks with 2 credits were too small, many people who had already eaten them came out and said: delicious!tasty!too delicious!
Wow, they've never had anything so delicious in their life!
Boom... Thinking that I can eat this kind of delicacy every day in the future, my life is complete!
Even if I only have one bite a day, I am satisfied!No regrets in life!
Spectator: […]
How delicious is it, so that these people come out one after another to "show happiness"?
Those who didn't get it were dissatisfied, and the military official of the team: [The baby doesn't care, the baby is going to make trouble, the baby wants to eat 'snacks', the baby has already placed an order, and if you don't give it to the baby, you will cry! 】
Military: [If no one explodes and dies within a week, it will be listed a week later. 】
Therefore, anyone who knows that someone around him has received an order will call his friend every day: Brother, you must take care of your health, and nothing will happen. If something happens to you, I will not be able to eat "snacks"!
"I rely on?! Are you still my brother? My life is more important, or 'snacks'?"
On the Guangnao side, the man was silent for a moment, and said, "Snacks."
"Are we still brothers?"
"If so, can you give me the one you ordered?"
The people here immediately replied: "Then we should stop being brothers."
shit!
let out?
His father and mother, including those unknown distant relatives, called him one by one and asked him for his "order".Damn, he only has one pack a day, and out of seven packs, five packs are distributed, so he only has one pack left, okay? !
However, when someone in another group said that when he received the first package, it was just a finger-sized "snack" and he actually shared it with ten buddies. He felt lucky.
That buddy only received one-tenth of a pack of "snacks". He was fine, at least a complete pack.
So he felt that there was no need for the military to be so careful. As long as the order was limited to one pack per person per day, who would give up their share to those who had orders?
So one pack, only one bite ah ah ah ah...
Finally, a week later, everyone who placed an order will receive it today.One by one got up early in the morning, washed their faces and brushed their teeth, put on new clothes, as if they were about to attend some important ceremony, and sat at home waiting for the delivery.
Therefore, when parents who don't understand the situation see this scene, their first reaction is: "Son, is your girlfriend coming?"
"Oh, son, why didn't you tell me in advance, we have already made preparations, and this is too late. Wait, I will let the housekeeping robot clean up quickly, is there still time?"
"Would you like to order some fruit-flavored nutrient solution as a snack?"
……
The son was puzzled: "What girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend?"
"You don't have a girlfriend, why are you dressed so neatly? Son, don't coax me, I've never seen you get up so early. "
"No, Dad, Mom, today I have a very important courier from the military." The son looked serious.
"Son, wait a minute, you're so weak, didn't you join the army?" Dad said quickly.
"Dad, no, don't ask, you will know when the time comes." The son was helpless.
Fortunately, the courier was delivered in a timely manner. Just when he was almost forced into something by a pair of parents, the courier arrived.
He hurried out to get it.
The parents were naturally worried, and followed behind to watch secretly, only to see that the neatly dressed son had received a palm-sized express box.Parents: "..." Could it be, what is an important notice from the military?
Their son is a secret dispatched member of the military?
Agent?
spy?
Informant?
A pair of parents, brain holes.
But no matter what, they didn't expect that when their son opened it in front of them, what came out of it was a few packets of finger-sized things, which were written in black: spicy cabbage slices, spicy cabbage shreds, sour Cabbage slices, shredded cabbage...
parents:"……"
"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate this thing. This thing is a new 'snack' launched by the military. It's just nine packs. I got the order through many friends. I used your quota, one person for a day I can only order one package, and I have ordered for three days in total. Within three days, no one in our family can order this thing.” Then, my son opened a long-awaited piece of refreshing shredded cabbage. Everyone's Weibo, he already knows that spicy, sour, and refreshing represent different tastes.
Refreshing taste is the lightest, followed by sourness, and then spicy.
Because you can only eat one pack a day, if there are three people in your family, you can fold three packs and divide each pack into three portions, so that one person can taste three flavors at the same time.The so-called "pieces" and "silk" are made in different shapes and have slightly different tastes, providing choices for those who have preferences.
The reason why he chose Si was because Si was easier to divide.
A pack of refreshing shredded cabbage was divided into three parts and distributed to his parents who usually don't pay much attention to the Star Network.
At first, his parents didn't believe it, and they were a little dubious. It wasn't until he opened the military's official website and saw the announcement with the military seal of the planet Vena that they felt relieved to eat it.After eating, his eyes lit up.
"Isn't it delicious?" My son immediately laughed, "This thing costs 2 credits per pack. It's cheap, but the quantity of a pack is small. If you order more packs, the price will go up. .”
(End of this chapter)
He almost cried and took a picture and posted it on Weibo: [This is a snack, next to it is my finger, compare it, 2 credits.Hey, hey, hey... so desperate! 】
Fan: [Puchi—although it's a little small, but... But this proves that our soldiers are still very reliable, for fear that someone will eat the explosive body and die. 】
[Hahahaha... Is this little enough to get between the teeth?It feels too careful. 】
[I think it's okay, after all, this is a new thing, and it's not like the news about people dying after eating an explosive body hasn't happened before.This kind of snack is sold for the entire Venerian planet. Who is sure if there will be a person with a particularly weak physique? What if he eats a body that explodes?It should be based on the person with the smallest physical fitness. 】
[By the way, minors are not allowed to order, I found out that when I applied, I was directly rejected, rejected, rejected, rejected...]
[The official doesn't seem to have issued such a notice, right?I'm not sure, just ask An Shao. 】
[Suddenly feel that those children are so pitiful! 】
……
Just when everyone complained that the snacks with 2 credits were too small, many people who had already eaten them came out and said: delicious!tasty!too delicious!
Wow, they've never had anything so delicious in their life!
Boom... Thinking that I can eat this kind of delicacy every day in the future, my life is complete!
Even if I only have one bite a day, I am satisfied!No regrets in life!
Spectator: […]
How delicious is it, so that these people come out one after another to "show happiness"?
Those who didn't get it were dissatisfied, and the military official of the team: [The baby doesn't care, the baby is going to make trouble, the baby wants to eat 'snacks', the baby has already placed an order, and if you don't give it to the baby, you will cry! 】
Military: [If no one explodes and dies within a week, it will be listed a week later. 】
Therefore, anyone who knows that someone around him has received an order will call his friend every day: Brother, you must take care of your health, and nothing will happen. If something happens to you, I will not be able to eat "snacks"!
"I rely on?! Are you still my brother? My life is more important, or 'snacks'?"
On the Guangnao side, the man was silent for a moment, and said, "Snacks."
"Are we still brothers?"
"If so, can you give me the one you ordered?"
The people here immediately replied: "Then we should stop being brothers."
shit!
let out?
His father and mother, including those unknown distant relatives, called him one by one and asked him for his "order".Damn, he only has one pack a day, and out of seven packs, five packs are distributed, so he only has one pack left, okay? !
However, when someone in another group said that when he received the first package, it was just a finger-sized "snack" and he actually shared it with ten buddies. He felt lucky.
That buddy only received one-tenth of a pack of "snacks". He was fine, at least a complete pack.
So he felt that there was no need for the military to be so careful. As long as the order was limited to one pack per person per day, who would give up their share to those who had orders?
So one pack, only one bite ah ah ah ah...
Finally, a week later, everyone who placed an order will receive it today.One by one got up early in the morning, washed their faces and brushed their teeth, put on new clothes, as if they were about to attend some important ceremony, and sat at home waiting for the delivery.
Therefore, when parents who don't understand the situation see this scene, their first reaction is: "Son, is your girlfriend coming?"
"Oh, son, why didn't you tell me in advance, we have already made preparations, and this is too late. Wait, I will let the housekeeping robot clean up quickly, is there still time?"
"Would you like to order some fruit-flavored nutrient solution as a snack?"
……
The son was puzzled: "What girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend?"
"You don't have a girlfriend, why are you dressed so neatly? Son, don't coax me, I've never seen you get up so early. "
"No, Dad, Mom, today I have a very important courier from the military." The son looked serious.
"Son, wait a minute, you're so weak, didn't you join the army?" Dad said quickly.
"Dad, no, don't ask, you will know when the time comes." The son was helpless.
Fortunately, the courier was delivered in a timely manner. Just when he was almost forced into something by a pair of parents, the courier arrived.
He hurried out to get it.
The parents were naturally worried, and followed behind to watch secretly, only to see that the neatly dressed son had received a palm-sized express box.Parents: "..." Could it be, what is an important notice from the military?
Their son is a secret dispatched member of the military?
Agent?
spy?
Informant?
A pair of parents, brain holes.
But no matter what, they didn't expect that when their son opened it in front of them, what came out of it was a few packets of finger-sized things, which were written in black: spicy cabbage slices, spicy cabbage shreds, sour Cabbage slices, shredded cabbage...
parents:"……"
"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate this thing. This thing is a new 'snack' launched by the military. It's just nine packs. I got the order through many friends. I used your quota, one person for a day I can only order one package, and I have ordered for three days in total. Within three days, no one in our family can order this thing.” Then, my son opened a long-awaited piece of refreshing shredded cabbage. Everyone's Weibo, he already knows that spicy, sour, and refreshing represent different tastes.
Refreshing taste is the lightest, followed by sourness, and then spicy.
Because you can only eat one pack a day, if there are three people in your family, you can fold three packs and divide each pack into three portions, so that one person can taste three flavors at the same time.The so-called "pieces" and "silk" are made in different shapes and have slightly different tastes, providing choices for those who have preferences.
The reason why he chose Si was because Si was easier to divide.
A pack of refreshing shredded cabbage was divided into three parts and distributed to his parents who usually don't pay much attention to the Star Network.
At first, his parents didn't believe it, and they were a little dubious. It wasn't until he opened the military's official website and saw the announcement with the military seal of the planet Vena that they felt relieved to eat it.After eating, his eyes lit up.
"Isn't it delicious?" My son immediately laughed, "This thing costs 2 credits per pack. It's cheap, but the quantity of a pack is small. If you order more packs, the price will go up. .”
(End of this chapter)
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