God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 109 Take a bite

After being at a loss, Guoguo came to his senses and said, "Maybe you don't need that long? After all, there are high-level beasts in this world, and I lost consciousness after becoming a zombie at that time..."

What happened to her later turned into a zombie, wait, she doesn't seem to remember much?
Suddenly, I feel a little guilty, as if this suggestion is not very reliable.

Tang Shaoan only asked her: "What if it takes a long time for me to regain human consciousness after I become a zombie?"

Since there are high-level beasts in this world, does she guarantee that the time will be shortened?How much did it get shorter?

She has spanned tens of thousands of years, no matter how shortened it is, it can't be shortened to a few months or a few years, right?
"Uh, this..." Guoguo turned her head guiltily, and suddenly saw the chicken legs on the table, her first reaction was to take one and bring it to Tang Shaoan, "Owner, would you like to eat a chicken leg?" drumstick?"

"..." Was this what they were talking about just now?
"Actually, owner, you have to think about it, if you really become a zombie, you can eat whatever you want like me, and you don't have to be overwhelmed by micro energy anymore."

Looking at the smug eyes of a certain pet, Tang Shaoan felt his eyes hurt. He couldn't tell how he could see it from her paralyzed face, anyway, he could see it.He said: "Why, you turned into a zombie in your previous life, it was all caused by gluttony."

That meaningful expression, as if she really turned into a zombie just to eat, Guoguo was a little angrily: "Who said that? If I hadn't been infected with the zombie virus, I would have turned into a zombie? My brain is sick." Ah, why should I turn into a zombie just for one bite?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she froze, because she saw Tang Shaoan said: "So you know it too, I thought you wanted me to be such a fool."

"However, our situation is different, you are such a waste, it is you who want to become a strong man."

Tang Shao'an felt an arrow shot in his chest, how weak was he, that made her keep talking about his weakness, wishing to become strong for him?
"Guoguo, can you stop poking my wound?" She gritted her teeth.

"That..." Guoguo shrank back and said, "I care about you too."

"Are you the one who cares so much about people? Is there anyone who pokes someone's wounds like this? Guoguo, who taught you this?"

Guoguo looked innocent: "No one taught me, I thought of it myself."

Tang Shaoan almost wanted to cover his face: "Guoguo, if you really want to care about people, you can't poke other people's wounds, you know? At least you should know how to send warmth to others, right? Sending warmth means saying some heart-warming words, and then Give someone something he wants..."

"That's what I did. You are so weak and always want to become stronger. If I bite you and turn you into a zombie, won't you just become very powerful?"

girl!Isn't that what it means to become stronger?Tang Shaoan was tired: "Instead of thinking about how to bite me and make me stronger, you might as well just kiss me. It might be better. No, I mean... care about me, care about me, care about me, hahaha ..."

Nervously denying it, for fear that someone might hear something.

But he obviously overestimated Guoguo's EQ, and Guoguo said in a daze: "But didn't you dislike my caring and poked your wound before? How much do I have to care about you to be considered caring about you, owner? ?”

How can it be broken with such a difficult owner?
I said it all, this idiot still doesn't know how to do it, how stupid!Tang Shaoan turned his head directly angrily: "I won't tell you anymore, it's useless to tell you, idiot!"

Guoguo: ...I don't know what he is angry at, what should I do?
Why!The owner is already an adult, but she is still so self-willed. Does she want to be a close sister, not to mention, but also an aunt who coaxes the children?
Forget it, she's older than him, so she doesn't care about him, just coax her.

Walked up to him in small steps, tugged at the hem of his clothes, and put on a pitiful look: "Owner, don't be angry, people know they are wrong~~~"

That strange ending only caused Tang Shaoan to shudder.

"Wait a minute, who did you learn this ending from?"

Guoguo blinked innocently: "Light Brain."

"What have you seen recently?" Immediately, the light brain dropped out all the things she had seen, and when Jie or Tang Shaoan saw it, he was almost speechless.

"How to Train Disobedient Pets", "How to Become a Loveable Pet", "100 Tips for Raising Adorable Pets", "The Owner's Self-Cultivation", "There Are Disobedient Babies at Home", "This Is a Good Master" Come", "360 Days of Training Bear Children"...

"Guoguo, are you looking at it from the perspective of the owner, or a pet?"

Why did he have a very ominous feeling in his heart?

"Of course it's a pet." Guoguo said innocently, blinking her eyes.

Ok!She would never admit the irony of what she said.

"Are you sure?" Tang Shaoan expressed doubts.

"Sure." Guoguo looked serious.The owner's self-esteem is so strong, if he knows that he treats him like a child, he will definitely teach himself a lesson.

"Then who is this brat? Is it you?" Sure enough, Tang Shaoan pointed to one of the books.

"I picked it up by accident. I read it as a storybook. Really, there are many interesting stories in it."

In the form of cases, it tells a lot of stories about bear children. The stories are used to illustrate how hateful bear children are, and at the same time, it also explains what methods can be used to influence these children, so that they can reform themselves and become polite and good children. .

Tang Shaoan flipped through it casually, and saw a certain brat adding all kinds of strange things to the adult's nutrient solution. Although he laughed a lot, he didn't think these brats were so cute.

"Fortunately, there was no murder case. If there was a murder case, it would not be a joke, it would be a case." Tang Shaoan muttered.

Regarding the theory of how to train these brats, he skipped three lines and four lines. He really regarded it as an interesting story, and only looked at cases and case analysis.

"This story seems to be quite interesting. Who is so unlucky to have such a bear child, and they missed the thing of poisoning and demolishing the house. This is the rhythm of destroying the world."

"Tsk tsk tsk... This is awesome, actually posted all the X-films of his father on his father's Weibo, hahaha... Now his father is famous."

"This kid is very funny. He dismantles a spaceship when he buys one. Has his family exploded into wealth? Too rich."

"Already seven years old, he still wets the bed. Instead of urinating on his own bed, he deliberately urinates on someone else's bed. Such a child is really... No wonder his father wanted to beat him to death. Puchi?"

……

Guoguo looked at him silently: Did he really read it as a story? !
(End of this chapter)