God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 116 My ears are useless
Poor Tang Shaoan, when he found that his ear had been bitten by Guoguo, he panicked: "Guoguo, I won't turn into a zombie, right? Oh my god, I'm going to become a zombie. Not ready yet...Guoguo, how could you do this?"

"No, no, no, I have to send you away while I'm still conscious. If it's too late, let my elder brother and second brother know that you turned me into a zombie, and they will definitely hunt you down. You are miserable, you must It will be sliced ​​up by my second brother as a guinea pig for experiments."

Tang Shaoan shuddered at the thought of Guoguo being pitifully tied to the operating table for sectioning by his vicious second brother with a vicious expression, and his face was covered in blood.

Guoguo who woke up from his scream obediently let go, lowered her head slightly like a child who has made a mistake, and peeped at him.Seeing that when he was anxious that he was going to become a zombie, not only did he not blame her, but he was worried that she would be sliced ​​and prepared to send her away, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

"Owner, you will not become a zombie!"

"How do you know that I won't turn into a zombie? I was bitten by you..." Tang Shaoan covered his ears, and put his hand down from time to time, looking at the blood on his hand to make sure if he really bit the skin or it was his. illusion.

He really hoped this was an illusion!

"I evolved, have you forgotten? As long as I don't poison you, you won't become a zombie." Although she was a little angry when he lost the last chicken leg, she didn't forget to control the blood in her body. Zombie poison, don't let it hurt him.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean to say, it's not that if you take a bite, others will become zombies, but that you need to inject poison?" Tang Shaoan confirmed.

Guoguo nodded obediently: "Yes."

"Then...then my second brother took your blood for a test before, didn't you take the poison?" Tang Shaoan suddenly thought of something.

Seeing the truth exposed, Guoguo felt a little guilty, but still nodded: "Yes."

"Why?" Tang Shaoan was surprised, "Don't you want my second brother to find out what virus you have? Maybe my second brother can cure you and make you a real human being."

"I'm fine like this, don't need treatment." Guoguo turned her head and ignored him.

After being cured, she will become an ordinary girl. Being a human being is good, but has he forgotten the value of force in this world? If she is really just an ordinary girl, can she survive in this world?
Compared with being able to turn back into a human being, she hopes that she has the ability to protect herself.

"You don't want to treat it?" Tang Shaoan didn't quite understand, "You always carry a dangerous item on your body, aren't you afraid that it will break out one day?"

"It won't hurt me, it will only protect me. And," Guoguo bit her lip, said, "and, how can you guarantee that your second brother can really subdue it? You don't understand at all, the end of the world When the outbreak broke out, the zombie virus was not transmitted by blood. In the beginning, it relied on the air. Do you understand the air? You may be infected if you breathe it, but you don’t know it..."

Tang Shaoan was stunned: "No way, air?!"

He swallowed, feeling as if he had escaped a catastrophe.He hurriedly asked again, "Then when my second brother drew your blood, he didn't take protective measures related to breathing. If you put poison, would your second brother be poisoned by zombies?"

Guoguo shook her head: "I don't know, after I was released from the ice, I never released the zombie poison from my body again."

"You mean, not when you were still in the evil laboratory?"

"No." She couldn't explain why, anyway, as soon as someone wanted to draw her blood, she couldn't help sucking the zombie poison out of the blood, for fear that the zombie poison in her body would run away.

Perhaps, at that time, she had realized that the zombie poison in her body would harm those people, and she was afraid of letting it out to hurt people, so she didn't release it.

Tang Shaoan thought for a while, and said, "Don't tell others about this matter in the future."

"what's up?"

"You can control the zombie virus thing."

"You are not someone else." Guoguo said seriously.

Tang Shaoan smiled, and patted her head: "Of course I am not someone else, I am your master..." In the future, it will still be your man!
The housekeeping robot was called, the medical system was turned on, and the ear injury was treated.It was originally a small wound, but after I touched some special medicine to stop it, except for a little blood in the ear and an obvious tooth mark, there was no visible injury at all.

"Also, Guoguo, I want to make a rule for you, you must not bite my ear."

"Where to bite?" Guoguo was at a loss.

bite my lip.After Tang Shaoan finished speaking silently in his heart, he blushed.

"Where to bite?" Guoguo asked.

"I'm so stupid, I won't tell you." Tang Shaoan turned his head and ignored her, "I'm going to train, and you cook for me. I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs today, put more sugar."

Guoguo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Hey, owner, how old are you? If you eat like this, you will become fat and have rotten teeth."

"Hmph! You've become a big fat man. I'm also your master. You won't be able to escape in this lifetime."

"Yes, yes, I can't run away in this life." After finishing speaking, why did Guoguo feel that these words were a bit strange?
Well, it seems that in the romance novels of the domineering president she read in her previous life, this is what the domineering president likes to say to the little white flower heroine the most, right?

She shook her head suddenly, she must have thought too much.The owner of her family is still a child, he hasn't even passed puberty, how could he be a domineering president?

For dinner, I made him a big plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, fried mushrooms with green vegetables, tofu with shallots, and egg and slaw soup.

The tofu is ground from a kind of soybean that she found that is very similar to soybeans. It took several attempts before it succeeded. Although it also has the fragrance of tofu, it also has a special taste - the chameleon family changed it to The color of the body, and what it changes is the taste.

Yes, that's right, every bite of tofu can have a different taste, sweet, bitter, spicy, sour, weird.

When Tang Shaoan ate this strange tofu for the first time, his eyebrows were knotted: "I hate sour taste the most, Guoguo, did you put lemon juice in?"

"No, it seems to be born like this. I have tasted it, and every bite tastes different."

Tang Shaoan: "..."

Although strange tofu is not very pleasing, it has an advantage, that is, it can dissolve the micro energy in the human body, but the speed of melting is a bit slow, which is not enough to exceed the amount of micro energy absorbed by human eating.

Just for this benefit, no matter how strange its taste is, Tang Shaoming used it to invent it.If he can really figure out why this strange-flavored tofu can absorb micro-energy, maybe he can solve the taste of everyone's food.

Hehe... Real food is much tastier than nutrient solution. After eating food and then taking nutrient solution, it feels like you are abusing yourself.But now there are recipes, but because it contains a lot of micro energy that can explode the human body, everyone is afraid and can only bear it.

(End of this chapter)