God, you dropped a zombie
Chapter 23
Chapter 23
Now that he knew he could communicate, Tang Shaoan was somewhat relieved.
He said on Weibo: [嘤嘤嘤... There is gluttony at home, and I feel that I will be poor for a lifetime, how can I break it?Waiting online, urgent. 】
Ha Fen: [噗嗤——Don't be afraid, we all help you raise it together. 】
【The gluttonous doesn't mean you, does it?Oh my God? ! @唐少安, you are so edible when you ride a horse, the whole universe can be eaten poor by you. 】
【Hahaha... I know, An Shao must be talking about his pet.My third aunt's uncle's son's colleague's friend's brother's uncle's granddaughter's friend's friend's colleague's neighbor said that the reason why An Shao owes money to @某报局 is because his family is so harmless.It is said that the one-year opportunity of the police station has been eaten up. 】
【Are you sure this is a pet?This is a monster, big big. 】
[Poor An Shao... No, the poor man must have something to hate, he deserves it!Let you talk cheap all day. 】
[This is God's retribution! 】
……
After a week of training, Tang Shaoan still failed the interview, but he received an invitation from a variety show.
"You want to be on this show?" Manager Wen Luo asked, frowning.
"Why don't you accept it? This show is so good. During the show, all food and accommodation for pets will be provided by the show crew." Tang Shaoan's eyes sparkled, "It's all of them. My Guoguo is so edible, it can definitely Eat the poor show group."
As long as he thinks that he can save a lot of money, his heart is as happy as what he is doing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Is this someone giving me a pillow just after I dozed off?Simply not too good.
Manager Wen Luo: "..." Why did he see a fool?
"You really don't have to think about it?"
"No, there's nothing to think about, there's nothing to think about. Brother Wen, I've already thought about it very clearly. As long as I accept a few shows, I don't have to prepare food for it for at least a week. Hahahahahaha... I It's really smart, not only can I earn program fees, but also save a lot of pet expenses, there is no one in this world who is smarter than me."
Broker Wen Luo: "..."
Guoguo who got the news: "..."
"Star Pets are Happy" is the latest variety show on Watermelon TV. They didn't intend to invite Tang Shao'an, but the show was about to start, but one of the guests suddenly felt that they gave too little money and quit.
"Damn! If you quit, just quit. When we become popular in the future, don't ask us to come back." The great director Jin Daonan raised his eyebrows in anger.
Opposite him, several assistant directors, screenwriters and the like shrank their necks in fright and dared not speak.
"Xiong, hurry up and contact one of them, and see whoever has the time, let him come."
The girl named Xiaoxiong shrank her neck and said in a low voice, "Director Jin, can someone who is not famous be okay? Those few famous candidates, their schedules are not suitable..."
"If you are not famous, you will not be famous. I hired a big name to sit in the town. You can get me a better-looking one to replace that white-eyed wolf."
"Yes, Director Jin, I understand." Xiao Xiong already had a candidate in his mind, but he didn't know if this person would accept him.
Since his debut, she has been following his Weibo, and naturally knows that he recently "complained" on Weibo that he has no work, and that he is about to be unable to support his pets.
So, this "invitation" fell on Tang Shao'an.
That morning, Tang Shaoan was still sleeping late when he heard Guangnao Duoduo calling him up.
[Master, get up quickly, the program team has already arrived at the door. 】
"What program group? I'll sleep again..." Pulling the quilt, it covered her head.
Duoduo asked the housekeeping robot to pull his quilt away, and continued: [Master, it is the program group that can provide free food for your pets. 】
"What?! They're here." Tang Shaoan sat up quickly, and with the help of the discovery robot, put on the clothes he had prepared in advance last night, and hurried downstairs.
"Sorry sorry, I overslept..."
His hair was still a little messy, and he looked like he had just gotten out of bed.
"An Shao, hello!" The screenwriter of the program group, Xiaoxiong, greeted him.
She looked very reserved, but the gaze she fell on him was very fiery.
hey-hey!You know, she is an out-and-out An fan.
Director Jin really loves her so much that he actually entrusted her with Tang Shaoan. She can observe her idol at a close distance. After all, this is a happier thing.
In the camera, Tang Shaoan's home is no different from many ordinary people's homes. The walls are also silver-white, and all the furniture is stored in the walls, which are only exposed when they are used. Otherwise, it is a bare wall. .
As soon as I came in, I just felt that his house was a bit big.
"Guoguo's room is here, follow me." Tang Shaoan led everyone to a wall and patted the wall lightly.
A door appeared on the wall, and a girl in a dark green dress stood straight inside. When she saw someone coming, she tilted her head blankly, as if to say: Huh?
"Good morning, Guoguo," Tang Shaoan said.
Guoguo: "..."
Huh?Strange, didn't Duoduo say that someone will be filming the show today?
But where is the camera?
She raised her head and looked around, but she couldn't find the big guy in her memory after searching for a long time.
In mid-air, there were four balls floating.
Can fly without wings?what is this?
She looked suspiciously, her green eyes full of curiosity.
The camera made a close-up of her expression, and the accompanying text: [? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! 】
Because he had been notified in advance, the luggage and so on had already been prepared, and after taking a photo of the house, Tang Shaoan got the task card to take the pet out.
Task Card: Take the pet to take the vehicle to reach the destination Siwa Manor.
After leaving the house, Tang Shaoan discovered something: "Don't the program group pay for the event? Wait, you mean, we need to earn the money for the transportation on the road? Are you kidding me? How do you earn it?! "
Didn't they all say that all food and lodging are covered?In the end, he played this game for him before he went out?I rely on!He was cheated? !
His expression was shattered.
"Such a big guy can't do anything but eat, how can I make money with it?"
"Hey! Are you kidding me? If I could make money, I wouldn't bring it on the show. Didn't your program group say that during the program, the pet's accommodation and food are all covered?"
"How can this be? You didn't make it clear before that the package includes food and accommodation for pets other than missions."
"Okay, okay, even if that's the case, then you can always tell me first, how many tasks like this are there without food?"
……
Tang Shao'an looked like he was being skinny, wishing he could take advantage of the program group all the time.Oh, no, I wish the show crew would provide all three meals a day for his pet.
The accompanying text of the program group: [Ah!I'm going crazy!I'm here to ask you to help me raise pets, not to do tasks. 】
(End of this chapter)
Now that he knew he could communicate, Tang Shaoan was somewhat relieved.
He said on Weibo: [嘤嘤嘤... There is gluttony at home, and I feel that I will be poor for a lifetime, how can I break it?Waiting online, urgent. 】
Ha Fen: [噗嗤——Don't be afraid, we all help you raise it together. 】
【The gluttonous doesn't mean you, does it?Oh my God? ! @唐少安, you are so edible when you ride a horse, the whole universe can be eaten poor by you. 】
【Hahaha... I know, An Shao must be talking about his pet.My third aunt's uncle's son's colleague's friend's brother's uncle's granddaughter's friend's friend's colleague's neighbor said that the reason why An Shao owes money to @某报局 is because his family is so harmless.It is said that the one-year opportunity of the police station has been eaten up. 】
【Are you sure this is a pet?This is a monster, big big. 】
[Poor An Shao... No, the poor man must have something to hate, he deserves it!Let you talk cheap all day. 】
[This is God's retribution! 】
……
After a week of training, Tang Shaoan still failed the interview, but he received an invitation from a variety show.
"You want to be on this show?" Manager Wen Luo asked, frowning.
"Why don't you accept it? This show is so good. During the show, all food and accommodation for pets will be provided by the show crew." Tang Shaoan's eyes sparkled, "It's all of them. My Guoguo is so edible, it can definitely Eat the poor show group."
As long as he thinks that he can save a lot of money, his heart is as happy as what he is doing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Is this someone giving me a pillow just after I dozed off?Simply not too good.
Manager Wen Luo: "..." Why did he see a fool?
"You really don't have to think about it?"
"No, there's nothing to think about, there's nothing to think about. Brother Wen, I've already thought about it very clearly. As long as I accept a few shows, I don't have to prepare food for it for at least a week. Hahahahahaha... I It's really smart, not only can I earn program fees, but also save a lot of pet expenses, there is no one in this world who is smarter than me."
Broker Wen Luo: "..."
Guoguo who got the news: "..."
"Star Pets are Happy" is the latest variety show on Watermelon TV. They didn't intend to invite Tang Shao'an, but the show was about to start, but one of the guests suddenly felt that they gave too little money and quit.
"Damn! If you quit, just quit. When we become popular in the future, don't ask us to come back." The great director Jin Daonan raised his eyebrows in anger.
Opposite him, several assistant directors, screenwriters and the like shrank their necks in fright and dared not speak.
"Xiong, hurry up and contact one of them, and see whoever has the time, let him come."
The girl named Xiaoxiong shrank her neck and said in a low voice, "Director Jin, can someone who is not famous be okay? Those few famous candidates, their schedules are not suitable..."
"If you are not famous, you will not be famous. I hired a big name to sit in the town. You can get me a better-looking one to replace that white-eyed wolf."
"Yes, Director Jin, I understand." Xiao Xiong already had a candidate in his mind, but he didn't know if this person would accept him.
Since his debut, she has been following his Weibo, and naturally knows that he recently "complained" on Weibo that he has no work, and that he is about to be unable to support his pets.
So, this "invitation" fell on Tang Shao'an.
That morning, Tang Shaoan was still sleeping late when he heard Guangnao Duoduo calling him up.
[Master, get up quickly, the program team has already arrived at the door. 】
"What program group? I'll sleep again..." Pulling the quilt, it covered her head.
Duoduo asked the housekeeping robot to pull his quilt away, and continued: [Master, it is the program group that can provide free food for your pets. 】
"What?! They're here." Tang Shaoan sat up quickly, and with the help of the discovery robot, put on the clothes he had prepared in advance last night, and hurried downstairs.
"Sorry sorry, I overslept..."
His hair was still a little messy, and he looked like he had just gotten out of bed.
"An Shao, hello!" The screenwriter of the program group, Xiaoxiong, greeted him.
She looked very reserved, but the gaze she fell on him was very fiery.
hey-hey!You know, she is an out-and-out An fan.
Director Jin really loves her so much that he actually entrusted her with Tang Shaoan. She can observe her idol at a close distance. After all, this is a happier thing.
In the camera, Tang Shaoan's home is no different from many ordinary people's homes. The walls are also silver-white, and all the furniture is stored in the walls, which are only exposed when they are used. Otherwise, it is a bare wall. .
As soon as I came in, I just felt that his house was a bit big.
"Guoguo's room is here, follow me." Tang Shaoan led everyone to a wall and patted the wall lightly.
A door appeared on the wall, and a girl in a dark green dress stood straight inside. When she saw someone coming, she tilted her head blankly, as if to say: Huh?
"Good morning, Guoguo," Tang Shaoan said.
Guoguo: "..."
Huh?Strange, didn't Duoduo say that someone will be filming the show today?
But where is the camera?
She raised her head and looked around, but she couldn't find the big guy in her memory after searching for a long time.
In mid-air, there were four balls floating.
Can fly without wings?what is this?
She looked suspiciously, her green eyes full of curiosity.
The camera made a close-up of her expression, and the accompanying text: [? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! 】
Because he had been notified in advance, the luggage and so on had already been prepared, and after taking a photo of the house, Tang Shaoan got the task card to take the pet out.
Task Card: Take the pet to take the vehicle to reach the destination Siwa Manor.
After leaving the house, Tang Shaoan discovered something: "Don't the program group pay for the event? Wait, you mean, we need to earn the money for the transportation on the road? Are you kidding me? How do you earn it?! "
Didn't they all say that all food and lodging are covered?In the end, he played this game for him before he went out?I rely on!He was cheated? !
His expression was shattered.
"Such a big guy can't do anything but eat, how can I make money with it?"
"Hey! Are you kidding me? If I could make money, I wouldn't bring it on the show. Didn't your program group say that during the program, the pet's accommodation and food are all covered?"
"How can this be? You didn't make it clear before that the package includes food and accommodation for pets other than missions."
"Okay, okay, even if that's the case, then you can always tell me first, how many tasks like this are there without food?"
……
Tang Shao'an looked like he was being skinny, wishing he could take advantage of the program group all the time.Oh, no, I wish the show crew would provide all three meals a day for his pet.
The accompanying text of the program group: [Ah!I'm going crazy!I'm here to ask you to help me raise pets, not to do tasks. 】
(End of this chapter)
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