God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 257 Dad Is Too Weak

No, it doesn't matter if it's her or a small package.

Destiny, only in your own hands, is the safest and most reliable!

It is impossible for them to rely on the Tang family for the rest of their lives.

Just like Tang Shaoan's efforts, he also wants to have his own power, so that he can protect himself in the future, and he can also protect what he wants to protect.

Tang Shao'an is working hard, and as a mother, she can't fall behind.

After Tang Shaoming was ready, Guoguo gently put the small parcel covered in tubes into the water. The crying parcel was stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized—this body is so weak, Can't breathe in water? !

He wanted to float up, but found that he couldn't float up at all if he wasn't a zombie. Xiaobao was in a hurry: I want to become a zombie, I want to float, I can't breathe!Mom, help!
Just as Tang Shaoming speculated, when Xiaobao felt that his life was threatened, he changed his body in a conditional reaction and turned back into a little zombie.

"Woooo..." Mom, I'm so scared!Mom, I'm dying!
Seeing his skin turning purple, Guoguo knew he had transformed back, and picked him up from the water: "Okay, don't cry, you've turned back into a little zombie."

"Woooo..." Really? !Small package surprise.Mom, it's great, I'm finally back!
Boom... I don't want to be a weak father, I want to be as strong as my mother!
Mom, do you have a way to keep me a zombie?I don't want to be human, humans are too weak.

……

When Guoguo figured out why Xiao Baobao kept crying when she turned into a human baby, she was speechless: "So you are not crying because you are not feeling well, but because you think human beings are weak, because you don't want to become a human baby." Why are adults crying?"

Little Parcel nodded: "Woooo..." That's it, Mom, can you prevent me from becoming a human?
Guoguo glanced at Tang Shaoan: "Did you hear that, your son dislikes you for being too weak, so he doesn't want to become a human being. The reason why he cried before was because he was upset and lost his temper because he became a human being."

Tang Shaoming: "...Who told you that human beings are weak, small package?"

Tang Shao'an: "..." How could this be my fault again?

Xiao Baobao blinked innocently: "Woooo..." Dad can't even beat me, isn't he weak?
Guoguo translated: "Little Baobao said that Dad can't even beat him, isn't that weak?"

Tang Shaoming stared at Tang Shaoan: "Third brother, it turns out that you can't even beat your son." His expression was a little pitiful.

In the past, the third younger brother was just a waste, so they didn't mind having a bad brother, but now it's different, the eldest nephew is the new favorite.In the end, even the eldest nephew disliked his father for being too weak. Isn't that a bit too much?
Thinking that the third brother would be rejected by his own son in the future, and even his father would not admit it, he really felt that the third brother was a bit too bad, so pitiful!

Tang Shao'an was not usually frustrated: "Little Baobao, Dad is not weaker than you, but you are Dad's son, and Dad is reluctant to take action against you. Do you understand? Dad is not unable to beat you, but you are Dad's son. Dad wants Protect you, not beat you."

Xiaobao was at a loss: "..." But my mother just hit me, my mother is very powerful!

Anyway, he got one thing right - he can't beat his mother, so his mother is very good; he can beat his father, so his father is not very good.

Tang Shaoan explained for a long time, but failed to convince Xiaobao, and almost cried.

"Guoguo, are you sure your translation is correct and you didn't fool me?" He looked at Guoguo sadly and said.

Guo Guo rolled his eyes at him: "I'm not that boring."

Could it be that he really wants to beat the child hard to prove to his son that he is actually a very good father?

However, if you ask him to make a move, he can't do it.

Therefore, to Tang Shaoan, whether to beat the child or not has become a mystery in the world.

Tang Shao'an Weibo: [Because I was reluctant to beat my son, but my son thought that I was weaker than him, couldn't beat him, and even didn't want to recognize me as a father for a while, how can I break it? 】

An Fan: [Puchi——An Shao, are you an actor online again? 】

[How old is your son, and you still want to fight?An Shao, are you sure you can beat your son?The fruits you raise are so powerful, are you sure your second pet is not some kind of beast? 】

[The reality is this: An Shaokong is in the corner, holding a sign saying, I admit defeat.And his ferocious son, who was as tall as a hill, was excitedly wanting to pounce on him, licking his face, saying, Dad, I love you so much.And Guoguo was holding the raw meat, watching the show with a blank face, what are the father and son playing? 】

[Upstairs, there is a sense of presence, have you experienced it yourself?No, Shin saw it with his own eyes? 】

[Having a particularly powerful pet is a bit stressful.Sigh... I once raised a giant golden python ten meters long, and was even wrapped around him to measure its size, to see if it could swallow itself alive.In the end, under the risk of being almost swallowed alive, he was successfully rescued by a police robot and vowed never to keep pet snakes again. 】

[Puchi—upstairs, you are fucking dead.Are you raising a golden python?Although this kind of giant python is non-venomous, one should have learned about biology. This kind of python grows very fast, likes to eat meat, is non-toxic, but can reliably turn over its prey with brute force. It is one of the top ten python species in the world.Ordinary people can't afford it! 】

[Guess, what kind of beast is the 'son' of An Shao's family? 】

[Guoguo is a humanoid beast, and it is the only one in the world, I think——An Shao probably got a pet that is unique in the world from nowhere, and it is a pet with great strength A beast weaker than Guoguo. 】

[An Shao is too weak, we should rest assured that we have two super powerful pets as bodyguards. 】

[I always feel that in the future, An Shao will be followed by a monster bodyguard team composed of various ferocious monsters.Think about the picture, it's so beautiful, I dare not look at it. 】

[Puchi—won't it be swallowed alive? 】

[Your family has been swallowed alive, and An Shao will not be swallowed alive either.snort!Our An Shao is a super savior, a good man, God will only protect him, and will never accept him. 】

【Could it be that I'm the only one who wants to know where "Feng Shen Bang" was filmed? 】

……

In order to study how to raise children scientifically, besides filming "Fengshen Bang", Tang Shaoan has been working overtime lately looking at materials about parenting, hoping to quickly find a way to change the status quo of himself and his son.

He didn't want to beat his son, but he wanted his son to know—in fact, he is really powerful!
Woooooo... Having been a "trash" for nearly 20 years, he didn't despise himself, but was despised by his own son. Tang Shaoan felt that he was enough.Why do you still feel so pitiful when you are already on the way to becoming stronger?

He really wanted to say: I am really not weak!
(End of this chapter)