God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 259 It's New Year's Eve (What kind of experience is it like not to sleep in the middle of the night?)

Well, let's not talk about anything else, just because of this wave of beautiful and cute children, she has to get close to Tang Shao'an.

Thus, Tang Shaoan discovered that Guoguo appeared in front of him more frequently recently?
Moreover, sometimes I will receive a number of "food" made by her.

While eating snacks, Tang Shao'an thought: Did Xiaobao make some mistakes recently, and she wanted to make herself more tolerant?
Or, the Chinese New Year is approaching, and the ugly daughter-in-law is going to meet her in-laws, and Guoguo starts to panic and wants him to help?
In fact, he was also quite flustered.Don't look at his calmness on the surface, it's because "Fengshen Bang" is ending, and he tried his best to spend all his energy on this aspect, because he was afraid that if he thought too much, he would be in a hurry, and instead make the future historic meeting between father and daughter-in-law self-defeating.

Secretly, he also asked his eldest brother and second brother, how is dad's mood this year?
If something unpleasant happens during the Chinese New Year, Dad won't be furious, right?
It's a pity that the eldest brother and the second brother looked calm, but they looked at him with strange expressions.

Tang Shaoan struggled: Could it be that something big happened?

Once a month, Tang Shaoan talked with his father on the phone, but he didn't find any problems.Dad didn't seem to have changed much. Ask him how his life is recently, ask his elder brother and second brother if he has any difficulties, and don't mention anything else.

If he didn't know what he did every month, the eldest brother and the second brother would "report" to his father, and he would definitely think that his father didn't even know about big events such as Tang Hun, "Langya Bang" and "Feng Shen Bang". Know.

As the Chinese New Year is approaching, Tang Shaoan and Guoguo are also busy.

23. Offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God.

Sacrificing to the kitchen stove was a custom that had a great influence among the people and spread widely in the ancient earth period.

In the old days, almost every kitchen had a "Stove Lord" god.People call this god "Siming Bodhisattva" or "Stove Lord Siming". Legend has it that he is the "Nine Heavens East Cook Siming Stove King's Mansion" conferred by the Jade Emperor. worship.

Most of the kitchen king's niches are located on the north or east side of the kitchen room, with the statue of the kitchen king in the middle.

If there is no kitchen king's niche, there are also people who directly paste the statue on the wall.Some statues only depict the Stove King alone, while others have two men and women. The goddess is called "Grandma Stove King".

This is probably imitating the image of a human couple.

Most of the statues of the Stove Lord also have a calendar of the year printed on them, with words such as "Eastern Cook Commander", "The God of Supervisors in the World", "The Lord of the Family" and other words written to indicate the status of the Kitchen God.On both sides, a couplet of "God says good things, and the lower world keeps safe" is pasted to protect the safety of the whole family.

Prepare the process of worshiping the Kitchen God in advance, and hang it on the "Spring Festival Special Issue" section opened by Tang Hun, and Tang Shao'an will publicize it on his Weibo.

At the same time, the military will also launch various portraits of the Kitchen God, allowing those who need them to order online and have them delivered on the same day.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...is this the rhythm of the New Year? 】

[Worshiping the Kitchen God?what is this?Hey, hey, hey... Is this the god of the ancestors?I feel that the painting is so good...so personal! PS: I don't dare to say ugly anymore, for fear of being slapped in the face by my ancestors. 】

[Three copies have been ordered, one for me, one for parents, and one for grandparents. 】

[I ordered the 'Stove King's Niche'. Although I was a bit rushed, I still wanted to set up this one. It feels so magical. 】

【It's so interesting, order, order, order...】

[Ask weakly: Young Master An, are there any more? 】

[This is the rhythm of amplifying moves. 】

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Of course, this time Tang Hun's cheating father did not forecast in advance, but directly broadcast the day's activities on the same day, which made a wave of men, women and children on the Venerian planet very angry-this year is too anxious, asshole !
Bought this today, just finished it, only to find out that there are new activities the next day, it's just...

Ahhh!Tang Hun, come out for me, can you hurry up a bit?
24. Sweeping dust day.

After sacrificing the Kitchen God, the New Year's strike begins.

Sweeping the dust is the year-end cleaning, which is called "sweeping the house" in the north and "dusting the dust" in the south.Sweeping the dust before the Spring Festival is a traditional habit of the Chinese people in the ancient earth period.During the coming Spring Festival, each and every family must clean environment, cleaning all kinds of equipment, unpick and wash bedding, curtains, sweep the courtyard six Lu, Shan whisk dirt cobweb, dredging nullah and underground drains.From the north to the south, there is an atmosphere of rejoicing, practicing hygiene, and welcoming the new year with cleanliness.

In addition, the military's official website also posted a link to sell "Spring Festival couplets".

He said that in the time of the ancient earth, the Chinese nation paid attention to posting every god, every door, and every thing, so the Spring Festival has the largest number of couplets and the most complete content.

The couplets in front of the gods are particularly particular, and most of them are words of admiration and blessing.

The common ones are the God of Heaven and Earth: "Heaven's grace is as deep as the sea, and the virtue of the earth is as heavy as a mountain"; Lian: "The well can lead to the four seas, and the home can reach the three rivers."

The Spring Festival couplets in places such as granaries and animal pens express warm congratulations and hopes.For example, "Five grains are plentiful and domestic animals are prosperous"; "Rice and flour are as thick as mountains, and oil and salt are as deep as the sea";

There are also some single couplets, such as "Look up to see the joy" in every room, "Go out to see the joy" on the opposite side of the door, "Prosperity is soaring" on the hot fire, "Full courtyard is full of gold" in the courtyard, and "See you in the tree" on the tree. The roots are deep and the leaves are luxuriant", and the stone mill is pasted with "Baihu Daji" and so on.

The couplet on the gate is the facade of a family, and it pays special attention to it, either lyrical or scene, rich in content and witty.

Originally only planning to buy a pair of Spring Festival couplets, the Venerian people saw such a detailed explanation on Tang Hun’s post, and finally decided-Ma Dan, isn’t it just Spring Festival couplets, I bought, bought, and bought them all.

In the end, after buying the house, someone found out: [Our house doesn't have a granary, livestock pen, etc., how can it be broken? 】

Tangled and tangled, some citizens posted photos: [Temporarily built a granary with large boxes, put ingredients ordered from the military, and posted "Five Grains".how do you feel? 】

As for the "six domestic animals are thriving", people are also creative and posted it directly on the door of the pet house.

A group of spectators covered their faces: [The six animals are for "eating", not pets, kid! 】

Some people were very creative and specially left a wall, only enshrining an altar with three sticks of incense, and the left and right sides were covered with various couplets for worshiping gods, all with black characters on a red background, which is called a neat one.

【The altar of worship in my house, all the gods are sacrificed, how do you feel? 】

Spectator: [Pfft - what is your ranking based on?Aren't you afraid that the gods will fight? 】

[Hahahaha... Does the Jade Emperor seem to be the biggest?Haven't you watched "Feng Shen Bang", dear?It's actually placed at the bottom, aren't you afraid of being beaten by the gods? 】

[Stove God, shouldn't it be in the kitchen? 】

[By the way, did your door god buy it? 】

[I built a house for the land father-in-law at the door of my house. As stated in the post, I found three square bricks, put two on the bottom, and put one on the top for the roof.But I see that the father-in-law next door has four bricks, did I put one less? 】

【My dear, you are too crude.I don't know if the military has launched a land public package?I have already ordered a deluxe version, which is a small western-style building. You don’t even need to buy couplets, they have standard equipment. 】

[I rely on? !Awesome! 】

[Wuuuuuuuuu...I feel like this year's pocket money will be spent by the Spring Festival. What about the promised red envelopes for the New Year?Can it still be issued? 】

[It's only 24, and there are still a few days before the Spring Festival, you wait for it~]

[People want to save money and avoid disasters, are we willing to give money to the gods? 】

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(End of this chapter)