God, you dropped a zombie
Chapter 263 Abnormal?
Chapter 263 Abnormal? (If you were a man, would you want to marry a woman? Ask a woman.)
Do you want to tell your grandfather about the little master?Tang Bo didn't dare to answer, he continued to turn his back to Tang Wenhua, and quickly asked Tang Shaoan with his eyes.
Tang Shaoan's body was also a little stiff: What did you say?Dad is watching, what can I do?
Tang Bo raised his eyebrows: let nature take its course?
Tang Shaoan: This is the only way to do it.
Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming: "..."
"Talk? Why are none of them talking? Why, you Tang Bo are scarier than me? What he can know, I can't know?" Tang Wenhua said.
Tang Bo turned around slowly, exposing the little guy in his arms to Tang Wenhua: "Dad, here it is."
"What? Your new..." pet!Before finishing the two words, Tang Wenhua finally recognized that what Tang Bo was holding in his arms was not a pet at all, but a baby in pet clothes? !
He widened his eyes, "Uncle Tang, you have a grandson? Wait a minute, I remember your son is not married yet, why do you even have a grandson?"
"Although it can be regarded as my grandson, but master, this is your grandson."
"Mine?!" Tang Wenhua couldn't believe it, and suddenly glared at the three brothers Tang Shaojun, Tang Shaoming, and Tang Shaoan, "Whose is it? Tell me, who does this child belong to?"
Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming silently raised their arms and pointed at Tang Shaoan.
Tang Shaoan said honestly: "Mine."
Tang Shaoan kicked Tang Shaoan's calf with one kick: "You brat, are you trying to piss me off? Ah, how old are you? You even have a son? When you first entered the entertainment industry, you promised me What? You promised not to mess around, but in the end you didn’t mess around, where’s your son?”
"Dad, I didn't mess around..." Tang Shaoan quickly denied.
"It's not messing around, where's the son? The world fell? Don't tell me, drunk or something, if you don't have this kind of thought, you can still give up other women when you die drunk? You You bastard, you promised well, but you don't mean what you say, destroying the good style of our Tang family, and messing with the relationship between men and women... Tell yourself, how many women have you fucked?" Tang Wenhua was so angry, he wanted to find a chicken feather Bullet, beat him hard.
As soon as he raised his head, he scolded Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming severely.
"What's the matter with you two? How can you be the eldest brother and the second brother for others? Are you blind when such a big thing happens?"
"Who gave me a guarantee that even if I entered the entertainment circle, I wouldn't learn to be bad? Now it's all right, my son has come out, isn't this what learning to be bad is? When did the men of our Tang family be so unkind? Responsible?"
"Your father and I have only your mother as a woman in my life. Even if she leaves, I will honestly watch over you to live. You are so good, each of you is a fool, and you are honest in front of me, aren't you? Fucking outside behind my back?"
"All of you tell me the truth, what are you all doing outside?"
"Let me tell you, Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming, don't think that you are not responsible for this matter. You have four eyes on each other, and the third child can have an accident. Are you all blind?"
……
Poor Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming were inexplicably trained and confused.It took me a long time to realize that my father thought Xiao Baobao was the child born by Tang Shaoan messing around in the entertainment industry?
The two brothers silently glanced at Tang Shaoan: "Third brother, explain yourself!"
Don't blame them for not helping them, they are all in danger now.Isn't it true love? You can do it yourself!
Tang Shaoan hurriedly said: "Dad, listen to me, it's not like this, I... I really didn't mess around, I swear, I have only wrapped my mother and a woman until now, there is absolutely no one else, and there will be no one in the future, I swear."
"No messing around, how did the small package come here?" Tang Wenhua thought, why is this grandson's name so strange?
Small package Small package, package?
sending parcel?
This child, wouldn't it be sent by charging the phone bill, and also sent the package?
Tang Wenhua stared at Tang Shaoan fiercely, as if to say: If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will beat you to death.
Probably, Guoguo didn't expect that the future father-in-law, who has always been very reasonable in the video, would be so "tempered" and so tough that he scolded the three brothers when they met.
She shrank her neck, feeling: being his daughter-in-law is a bit stressful!
Moreover, she is still a "pet", wouldn't it be a little too big to get his approval?
No, not the usual big ones.
She already wanted to retreat a little bit, dug a hole to bury herself, and couldn't see herself.
Seeing that Tang Shaoan started to speak, she moved lightly, a little bit wanting to run away.
It's just a pity that she was a little slow to react.Tang Shaoan pointed at Guoguo all the way: "She gave birth."
Tang Wenhua: "..." He looked at his son, then at Guoguo, in a daze, "Isn't she Guoguo?"
"That's right, it's from Guoguo."
"Who are you trying to bluff? Do you think your dad is too blind to see? Isn't Guoguo your pet? A zombie who can give birth to a human baby? Why, you're still messing with your pet? together?"
Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming were very self-aware, and they all took a step back: Third, come on!
"Dad, it's not a joke, it's true love!" Tang Shaojun said forcefully under fire.
Although Guoguo looks like a human being, because he knows Guoguo's identity, in Tang Wenhua's mind, Guoguo is equivalent to a cat or a dog.As a result, my son told himself that he got together with a cat or a dog, and his whole body was not good!
His third child is actually a pervert? !
A good woman doesn't like it, but actually likes a pet? !
He said, "Third brother, can you memorize the Pet Protection Law?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
Tang Wenhua gritted his teeth: "The owner messed with his pet. What does the pet protection law say? You are absolutely perverted!"
If he had known that he was so perverted, he might as well believe that the third child is messing around in the entertainment industry, but having more women is better than engaging in perverted things like pets, right?
Tang Shaoan felt that he was wronged: "Dad, why am I abnormal? I just like Guoguo, what's wrong? She is my pet, but I didn't think so much at the time. How did I know that she would evolve into a human consciousness later? Will it become indistinguishable from human beings? Dad, you can’t deny Guoguo just because she’s a zombie. Do you know that Tang Hun or the delicacy of the ancient earth period introduced by the army is still the one I’m filming now? "Langya Bang", "Fengshen Bang", and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that will be filmed in the future are all created by Guoguo... She is a human being, not a pet! I got her identity wrong, but I can't do it because of me. At the end of the day, she denied her human identity."
"Wait a minute, did you say that Tang Hun was created? Didn't you three brothers make it?" Tang Wenhua always thought that such a big movement was probably caused by their three brothers digging up some unknown planet and digging it out. historical treasures.
Then it was sorted out slowly, and the history of the ancient earth period was unearthed.
Although he was also a little surprised at the luck of the three brothers, and didn't know where they dug them out, but...
But now Tang Shaoan tells him that this is not the history they dug up, but Guoguo? !
(End of this chapter)
Do you want to tell your grandfather about the little master?Tang Bo didn't dare to answer, he continued to turn his back to Tang Wenhua, and quickly asked Tang Shaoan with his eyes.
Tang Shaoan's body was also a little stiff: What did you say?Dad is watching, what can I do?
Tang Bo raised his eyebrows: let nature take its course?
Tang Shaoan: This is the only way to do it.
Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming: "..."
"Talk? Why are none of them talking? Why, you Tang Bo are scarier than me? What he can know, I can't know?" Tang Wenhua said.
Tang Bo turned around slowly, exposing the little guy in his arms to Tang Wenhua: "Dad, here it is."
"What? Your new..." pet!Before finishing the two words, Tang Wenhua finally recognized that what Tang Bo was holding in his arms was not a pet at all, but a baby in pet clothes? !
He widened his eyes, "Uncle Tang, you have a grandson? Wait a minute, I remember your son is not married yet, why do you even have a grandson?"
"Although it can be regarded as my grandson, but master, this is your grandson."
"Mine?!" Tang Wenhua couldn't believe it, and suddenly glared at the three brothers Tang Shaojun, Tang Shaoming, and Tang Shaoan, "Whose is it? Tell me, who does this child belong to?"
Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming silently raised their arms and pointed at Tang Shaoan.
Tang Shaoan said honestly: "Mine."
Tang Shaoan kicked Tang Shaoan's calf with one kick: "You brat, are you trying to piss me off? Ah, how old are you? You even have a son? When you first entered the entertainment industry, you promised me What? You promised not to mess around, but in the end you didn’t mess around, where’s your son?”
"Dad, I didn't mess around..." Tang Shaoan quickly denied.
"It's not messing around, where's the son? The world fell? Don't tell me, drunk or something, if you don't have this kind of thought, you can still give up other women when you die drunk? You You bastard, you promised well, but you don't mean what you say, destroying the good style of our Tang family, and messing with the relationship between men and women... Tell yourself, how many women have you fucked?" Tang Wenhua was so angry, he wanted to find a chicken feather Bullet, beat him hard.
As soon as he raised his head, he scolded Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming severely.
"What's the matter with you two? How can you be the eldest brother and the second brother for others? Are you blind when such a big thing happens?"
"Who gave me a guarantee that even if I entered the entertainment circle, I wouldn't learn to be bad? Now it's all right, my son has come out, isn't this what learning to be bad is? When did the men of our Tang family be so unkind? Responsible?"
"Your father and I have only your mother as a woman in my life. Even if she leaves, I will honestly watch over you to live. You are so good, each of you is a fool, and you are honest in front of me, aren't you? Fucking outside behind my back?"
"All of you tell me the truth, what are you all doing outside?"
"Let me tell you, Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming, don't think that you are not responsible for this matter. You have four eyes on each other, and the third child can have an accident. Are you all blind?"
……
Poor Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming were inexplicably trained and confused.It took me a long time to realize that my father thought Xiao Baobao was the child born by Tang Shaoan messing around in the entertainment industry?
The two brothers silently glanced at Tang Shaoan: "Third brother, explain yourself!"
Don't blame them for not helping them, they are all in danger now.Isn't it true love? You can do it yourself!
Tang Shaoan hurriedly said: "Dad, listen to me, it's not like this, I... I really didn't mess around, I swear, I have only wrapped my mother and a woman until now, there is absolutely no one else, and there will be no one in the future, I swear."
"No messing around, how did the small package come here?" Tang Wenhua thought, why is this grandson's name so strange?
Small package Small package, package?
sending parcel?
This child, wouldn't it be sent by charging the phone bill, and also sent the package?
Tang Wenhua stared at Tang Shaoan fiercely, as if to say: If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will beat you to death.
Probably, Guoguo didn't expect that the future father-in-law, who has always been very reasonable in the video, would be so "tempered" and so tough that he scolded the three brothers when they met.
She shrank her neck, feeling: being his daughter-in-law is a bit stressful!
Moreover, she is still a "pet", wouldn't it be a little too big to get his approval?
No, not the usual big ones.
She already wanted to retreat a little bit, dug a hole to bury herself, and couldn't see herself.
Seeing that Tang Shaoan started to speak, she moved lightly, a little bit wanting to run away.
It's just a pity that she was a little slow to react.Tang Shaoan pointed at Guoguo all the way: "She gave birth."
Tang Wenhua: "..." He looked at his son, then at Guoguo, in a daze, "Isn't she Guoguo?"
"That's right, it's from Guoguo."
"Who are you trying to bluff? Do you think your dad is too blind to see? Isn't Guoguo your pet? A zombie who can give birth to a human baby? Why, you're still messing with your pet? together?"
Tang Shaojun and Tang Shaoming were very self-aware, and they all took a step back: Third, come on!
"Dad, it's not a joke, it's true love!" Tang Shaojun said forcefully under fire.
Although Guoguo looks like a human being, because he knows Guoguo's identity, in Tang Wenhua's mind, Guoguo is equivalent to a cat or a dog.As a result, my son told himself that he got together with a cat or a dog, and his whole body was not good!
His third child is actually a pervert? !
A good woman doesn't like it, but actually likes a pet? !
He said, "Third brother, can you memorize the Pet Protection Law?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
Tang Wenhua gritted his teeth: "The owner messed with his pet. What does the pet protection law say? You are absolutely perverted!"
If he had known that he was so perverted, he might as well believe that the third child is messing around in the entertainment industry, but having more women is better than engaging in perverted things like pets, right?
Tang Shaoan felt that he was wronged: "Dad, why am I abnormal? I just like Guoguo, what's wrong? She is my pet, but I didn't think so much at the time. How did I know that she would evolve into a human consciousness later? Will it become indistinguishable from human beings? Dad, you can’t deny Guoguo just because she’s a zombie. Do you know that Tang Hun or the delicacy of the ancient earth period introduced by the army is still the one I’m filming now? "Langya Bang", "Fengshen Bang", and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that will be filmed in the future are all created by Guoguo... She is a human being, not a pet! I got her identity wrong, but I can't do it because of me. At the end of the day, she denied her human identity."
"Wait a minute, did you say that Tang Hun was created? Didn't you three brothers make it?" Tang Wenhua always thought that such a big movement was probably caused by their three brothers digging up some unknown planet and digging it out. historical treasures.
Then it was sorted out slowly, and the history of the ancient earth period was unearthed.
Although he was also a little surprised at the luck of the three brothers, and didn't know where they dug them out, but...
But now Tang Shaoan tells him that this is not the history they dug up, but Guoguo? !
(End of this chapter)
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