God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 330 The little brother in the program group
Finally, amidst the children's tears and reluctance, the toy matter was resolved.

Soon, they ushered in their second mission since they appeared on the show-you draw and I guess.A pair of father and son, each group for 1 minute, the more words the family can guess within 1 minute, the family wins.

The director asked, "Which group of families will come first?"

Chuanzi raised her little hand high: "I."

"Okay then, kid Chuanzi come first. Which one of you gestures, who guesses?" asked the director.

Chuanzi looked at his father Jiang Benming.

"Chuanzi, why don't you guess if Dad makes gestures?" Jiang Benming was a little worried, he didn't know what word the director would give, what if his son didn't know it?
However, it was obvious that he was thinking too much. The director team gave not only square characters, but also pictures. He just had to guess which zoo was on the picture.

Jiang Benming was lucky. The first picture appeared was a big rooster. He imitated the animal's cry: "Wow..."

It's a pity that Chuanzi on the opposite side obviously didn't have such a tacit understanding, and looked at him blankly, not knowing what it was.

Jiang Benming could only pose as an independent golden rooster, and patted his wings, telling him - this is an animal with wings, and it can also be independent as a golden rooster.

Chuanzi: "Bird?"

Jiang Benming shook his head: "Morning... oh oh oh... that's what it wants to call, oh oh oh..."

Chuanzi: "Oh? Goose?"

Jiang Benming almost didn't cry.

Probably, children are too loud, and they can't understand what adults say, but they have a particularly rich imagination.Chuanzi guessed many animals, even a cow, but he didn't guess it was a chicken.

Jiang Benming could only shout, "Pass."

Luckily, it was the cow that appeared behind.

He hurriedly said: "This kind of animal, you mentioned just now, what is it? One word."

"Bull?" Chuanzi was not sure.

"Yes, yes, it's a cow." Jiang Benming thanked God for a while, and finally guessed an animal.

Then, a squirrel appeared.

This time it was Ye Benming's turn to be confused, scratched his head, and said, "What do cats like to eat?"

"fish?"

"No, another kind of thing that steals food, makes holes, and is covered in black..."

"Cat food?"

"animal!"

"mouse?"

"Yes, yes, this is the second character. What is the second character of this word?"

"Rat?" Chuanzi responded this time.

"Correct, there is one more word, the first word, listen carefully, it is very similar to the animal that cats love to eat, but it lives in the forest, has a fluffy tail, can glide, and likes to eat pine nuts... "

Kawako shook his head.

"Last time I took you to the zoo to see it, it was so small and very cute..." Jiang Benming gestured vigorously.

The director reminded them that only the last ten seconds are left, come on.

"Hurry up and guess, whatever you want, just say it."

"Mosquito?"

"No, no, change it."

"Squirrel?" Chuanzi thought for a while before saying it at the last second.

"Yes, this is it." Jiang Benming was very excited.

The director smiled and congratulated them: "One minute, I guessed two animals correctly, congratulations."

When they were guessing, Xiaobao held his father Tang Shaoan's hand and watched silently.In fact, he is still young at this age, and he has not even started to learn to read and write. Since his learning talent is strong, because he is not young, he does not spend much time on it.

Compared with literacy, adults prefer to take him to play games, any games he likes.If he asked various mechanical questions, maybe he could say something, but this kind of...

"Father, are we coming?" He raised his head and asked Tang Shao'an.

"Okay, daddy, is the small package good?" Tang Shaoan knelt down and asked him with a smile.

At this time, a bullet screen floated across the screen: [Did you see it, did you see it, my An Shao is so handsome, he will squat down when talking to children. 】

【What a cute father and son!Look at each other, dear friends! 】

[Suddenly, I feel that it is not bad to have a son. 】

……

Little Parcel shook his head: "Baby, Dad guesses."

"Okay, Dad listens to Little Parcel."

When it was their group's turn, they did what they said in advance, comparing the small packages and Tang Shaoan guessing.After the experience and lessons of the previous three families, especially the little fairy and her father, after her gestures were completely incomprehensible to her father, everyone felt that the youngest little package would only be worse.

First image: fish.

Xiaobao tilted his head. He didn't know the word "fish", but he knew the animals in the picture: "Cats love to eat the ones that swim in the water."

"Fish?" Tang Shaoan said.

Xiao Baobao immediately said happily: "Dad is awesome! I guessed it right away!"

Second image: Monkey.

Just when everyone thought that the small package could be described in words, he raised one leg and one arm, and posed a very classic gorilla walking movement, which was exactly the same.

Chuanzi, Xiaoxiannv and other families were shocked: Damn!Gorillas look too much alike, right?

"Gorilla?" Tang Shaoan said.

Xiaobao shook his head: "No, close relatives, like to eat bananas, especially good at climbing trees..."

"monkey."

Xiaobao once again praised Tang Shaoan: "Dad is awesome, you guessed it so quickly! You are the smartest dad in the world!"

Third image: lamb.

The little parcel directly imitated the animal's name: "Baa baa..."

The voice was no different from that of a lamb. If you only listened to the voice and didn't look at the picture, you would think it was really a sheep crying.

Tang Shaoan guessed it all at once: "Is it a sheep?"

……

Guessing the past one by one, Jiang Benming, Zhao Yashu and other fathers only took 1 minute from the initial surprise to the subsequent numbness.

I rely on! ?
Is this still a child?

It's so arrogant!

Not a single picture was missed, with such vivid movements and such realistic voices, it would be hard to guess even if you didn't want to.

There are more than a dozen pictures, the first ones are difficult, and the later ones become more complicated. Some animals may not be recognized by the audience in front of the TV, but the small package knows each other, and can imitate the voice and movements of the other party.

In the eyes of everyone, Tang Shaoan, who has always only had appearance and no talent, was able to guess it very tacitly.All viewers said: [This must not be human! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhh...I'm going crazy!They actually guessed it? !Guess it? ! 】

[Forget about the fish and sheep in the front, why can they guess the golden horned beast in the back?Woooooo... The Golden Horn Beast and the Silver Horn Beast are both beasts, and both have long roars, but why is he able to call out the different sounds of the two animals? 】

【I can say that I couldn't distinguish the voices of the Golden Horn Beast and the Silver Horn Beast at all before, but after being called out by the small package, did I actually distinguish them clearly? ! 】

【genius!This is genius? ! 】

[Who dares to say that Young Master An is a waste?Can trash know so many things? 】

[I think it doesn't matter that An Shao is a waste, the key is that his son is a genius?Look, he's so awesome at such a young age, he can handle things that I can't handle at my age, I...]

[Suddenly understand why the Tang family has so many geniuses.If a child less than two years old is so powerful, how about when he grows up? 】

……

The exclamation of the audience, one after another, was loud below the screen.

There are even many people who are not fans of Xiaobao, but they can't help but become fans directly after seeing this scene.

Especially in the later interview, when the host asked Xiao Baobao if he could read and write, he said: "I haven't started to read, my father said that I am too young, I just need to be responsible for playing."

The host was stunned: "Then how did you guess the words on the picture?"

Xiaobao tilted his head and asked in confusion, "Isn't there a pattern on the picture? I can't read, so I can see the pattern."

Host: "...Do you know all the animals in the picture?"

Little Parcel replied seriously: "I used to imitate animals when I was playing games with my uncle, I remember it."

Audience: [嘤嘤嘤...Which uncle is so powerful?Can you train this small child so well? 】

[Is this telling us that the education of dolls should start from an early age? 】

【You are so good at being illiterate, if you wait until you become literate, wouldn't it be...】

[Only I think the small package is really amazing, right?I think, as powerful as he is, even if the teacher is mediocre, what he teaches must be a genius.After all, geniuses are born! 】

……

It goes without saying that Tang Shaoan and Xiaobao won this part.They guessed 1 kinds of animals within 2 minute, three times that of No.[-].

Such a huge disparity is probably not expected by the program group, but the uncles and aunts of the program group said: It seems that during this period, there is no need to worry about the show not being popular!

Then the program team provided several photos of the houses they will live in in the future, and asked several families to choose in order according to the score.

That is to say, the small package family with the highest score can be selected first.

Compared with the luxury suite with air conditioning and carpet, Xiaobao chose a small farmyard with a vegetable garden.

"Are you sure? Xiaobao, the house in this picture is the best..." The director couldn't help but want to be biased and reminded him.

Xiaobao hugged the picture and nodded: "I'm sure, I like this one." The son fell and lost money.

Tang Shaoan smiled and patted his head: "Okay then, this is the one, we live in the baby's favorite house."

Thought the game session was over, but obviously they thought too much.

The program team never forgot their mission, and issued a mission card again - driving a sheep cart to Yangcun.

The small cart with four wheels is pulled by a huge ram. The sheep driver said: "There is skill in driving sheep. If you don't drive well, the sheep will run around and won't listen to you at all."

Tang Shaoan listened very carefully, for fear that he might forget it, and he might not be able to keep up with the sheep for a while.

It's just that what he didn't see was that Little Parcel silently looked up at the rams tied in front of the cart: Oh!Chase them away!

It's okay, if they dare to be disobedient, he will eat them in one bite.

Several families put the salutes on the carts and tied them with ropes.He sat in the driver's seat with his own child in his arms, put on a goat officer's hat, held a long whip, and started to drive the goats.

Zhao Yashu has never driven a sheep before. Although he occasionally takes his wife and children out for travel, they always take spaceships when they go out, and they have never enjoyed the local "special transportation".

This Yangcun is really unique.

Hemp egg!

I've never heard of it, but let me tell you, even the spaceship is not allowed to ride, and I have to take a sheep cart to enter the village, and I am convinced.

It is said that this is done to maintain the characteristics of Yangcun.

The sheep officer was sitting next to Zhao Yashu, but the task of the sheep officer was to protect their safety and prevent accidents, and he had to rely on himself for things like driving sheep.

He picked up the whip and flicked it into the air: "Let's go..."

The voice is quite loud, and the whip is also very beautifully swung, but...

The sheep seemed to be startled. The first few steps were correct, but the next few steps went astray. They ran out of the sheep track and ran towards the lawn next to it.

The little fairy was very upset, and hurriedly shouted: "Dad, Dad, I was wrong, I didn't go there, I went there."

Zhao Yashu was also anxious: "I know, but the sheep don't listen to me, so I can't help it."

He's okay, the sheep ran away, but at least he didn't bump anyone.Poor Jiang Benming was in a tragedy. He just laughed at Zhao Yashu's embarrassment, and he fell off the sheep cart directly, and fell like a dog eating shit.

"Dad... Dad... are you okay?" The little fairy screamed in fright.

Yang Guan hurriedly got out of the car to check: "Are you all right?"

Jiang Benming felt ashamed and almost wanted to dig a hole to bury himself: "It's okay."

Even so, the sheep officer checked and made sure before letting him get into the car.

Compared to their troubles and chaos, Tang Shaoan is much more relaxed here.

His action of whipping the whip was not standard enough, and the slogan "Let's go" he shouted was not as loud as Zhao Yanan's, but the strange thing was that the sheep was very obedient and ran forward in small steps very calmly.

Tang Shaoan was pleasantly surprised: "Oh, I actually know how to drive sheep? It's really too unexpected. I flicked the whip so casually, and it was so obedient and left by itself..."

The sheep officer sitting next to him was also a little surprised: "It's the first time I saw someone driving sheep for the first time, and they were able to drive sheep so well. Shao An, you really haven't practiced before?"

Tang Shaoan smiled and said, "Where are you going to practice? This is my first time in your Yangcun. I feel that driving a sheep cart is not very difficult."

Xiao Baobao silently rolled his eyes: Humph!If I hadn't threatened the sheep and told it that if it dared not run a bit more steadily and throw us down, I would eat it in one bite. Dad really thought he would chase the sheep?
Then I turned my head and saw the families who were left behind by them, either running in the wrong direction or being overwhelmed.

The small package said: Although a little trick was used, it worked.

When the audience saw this, they were extremely surprised: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Who dares to say that An Shao is a waste?Haven't you seen how good he is at driving sheep?It's his first time raising him! 】

[I rely on? !So awesome?I have also been to that sheep village and drove the sheep. Can I say that I was thrown off the sheep cart by the sheep? 】

[Father is so powerful, no wonder Xiaobao is also so powerful, father and son inheritance. 】

[Who said it must be inherited from father and son, maybe Xiaobao's mother is very powerful?After all, everyone knows that An Shao is a waste of physical and mental strength, but Xiaobao looks very smart... So, this is to tell you that when your mental and physical strength is not enough, you can find a very powerful one. Spouse, maybe you will give birth to a very smart and cute baby. 】

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(End of this chapter)