Han Dang is stronger

Chapter 287 You shouldn't cook with a cauldron

"Xiang Kang, if you don't send envoys to the king to cheat, return it. If his thief dares to come, the king will definitely cook his thief to death in public! To show that the king and Xiang Kang are not in common." determination!"

Just because of this sentence, poor Mr. Uncle Sun fell into bad luck.After finally taking a small road to bypass the Gou family that was still under the control of the Henan Army and going south, after working hard to enter Yingchuan County, Mr. Shusun managed to get in touch with the Shenyang Army officers and soldiers on the border, and asked them After expressing his intention to come, he was escorted to Yangcheng by the border guards of the Shenyang Army who knew how to be polite, and was sent to Yangdi by the defenders of Yangcheng.

Mr. Shusun's good luck ended here. On the afternoon after leaving Yangcheng, Mr. Shusun and his party first saw the dust and smoke rising to the sky from the south, the flags covering the ground, and a large number of Shenyang troops marching from south to north. Just as Mr. Shusun tremblingly understood that Shen Yang was planning to send troops to reinforce Sima Ang, a group of Shen Yang soldiers with clear banners charged straight forward, took over the control of Mr. Shusun and his party with Shen Yang's order in hand, and sent The ashen-faced Mr. Shusun and several of his attendants were all tied up and escorted to Shen Yang's imperial chariot.

"Xiang Kang, you really sent envoys to this king to commit treachery and deceit. No matter what, the journey is boring. When we set up camp to rest later, prepare the big tripod for this king. I will cook and kill this envoy while cooking. Drinking while listening to his screams. Hahahahaha!"

Hearing Shen Yang's wild laughter on the carriage, poor Mr. Uncle Sun immediately peed on his crotch, trembling all over his body as if he was shaking, and couldn't make a decent sound for a long time, but it was the few attendants brought by Mr. Uncle Sun He was more courageous, scrambling to be the first to shout: "My lord, spare my life! My lord, spare my life! The little one is just a follower, a servant who doesn't know anything. If you want to kill your uncle and grandson, at least a few people must be left to report back for you!"

Shen Yang laughed more and more, he was too lazy to continue to pay attention to Mr. Uncle Sun, he patted the handrail of the imperial chariot, and the servant who drove him understood, and immediately drove forward, while Shen Yang's guards dragged Mr. Uncle Sun like an eagle catching a chick As we moved forward, Mr. Shusun's mind was spinning again and again. He didn't understand what happened. Why did Shen Yang, who had never had any enmity with the Han army, be so heartless and decided to cook himself to death as soon as he met?
Driven by the will to survive, after gradually calming down, Mr. Shusun suddenly thought of a way, and hurriedly asked the Shenyang guards who escorted him forward: "Generals, what crime did the foreign minister commit? Why did your king meet you?" Just decided to execute the foreign ministers?"

Of course, the guards of Shenyang didn't bother to pay attention to Mr. Uncle Sun. Fortunately, Mr. Uncle Sun had a plan, so he hurriedly said in a low voice: "Generals, foreign ministers are already mortal, and things outside of us are useless. There are still a few pieces of gold and a jade pendant on my waist, so it’s useless to keep them, so take them all.”

After exchanging a few glances with each other, a guard first grabbed the jade pendant hanging from Mr. Uncle Sun's waist, then quietly put his hand into Mr. Uncle Sun's bag, took out all the pieces of good-quality gold, and quickly divided them privately. .Mr. Shusun also asked in a low voice: "A few generals, can you let the foreign minister be a fool and tell the foreign minister why this happened?"

"You are unlucky, you came a step late." For the sake of gold and jade, the leading guard whispered: "Before you, the envoys of the King of Henan and the King of Nanyang all met our king, and our king has promised to communicate with you." They teamed up to attack your bandit army, and in order to show the sincerity of the alliance, our king also promised to kill your bandit envoy as soon as we met, so the situation is like this."

"The envoy of the King of Nanyang?" Mr. Shusun heard something wrong, and said very strangely: "We didn't start a war with the army of the King of Nanyang, why did his envoy come to interfere?"

"It doesn't matter if I tell you." The guard said carelessly: "The King of Nanyang is already preparing to send troops to attack your Wuguan, so that you can't take care of things. Of course, his envoy hopes that our king will kill you."

Mr. Uncle Sun, who knows a little bit about military affairs, suddenly realized, and said to himself: "No wonder Mr. Shenyang will lead the army to the north in person. It turns out that Mr. Liu Ji also stepped in, preparing to take the opportunity to attack our Wuguan, making it difficult for us. Mr. Shenyang I felt that I was determined to win, so I made up my mind so quickly to send troops to reinforce Sima Ang."

"But this man is too poisonous. In order to please his allies, he even prepared to cook the envoy of our Han country to death. If I had known that coming to Yingchuan this time would be so dangerous, I would never eat Xiang Kang's son again in this life." You shouldn't be this envoy either! Is there any way? Is there any way to convince Mr. Shen Yang to let him let this innocent envoy go?"

During the turbulent calculations, time passed quickly, and it was almost evening in a blink of an eye, Shen Yangjun also stopped to rest for the night, and then did not wait for the poor Mr. Uncle Sun to come up with some reliable way to save himself Little life, the guards had already escorted him to the open space in the middle of the camp. At the same time, the Shenyang Army officers and soldiers actually brought a big cooking tripod to prepare firewood and water to cook Mr. Shusun to death in public. There are also soldiers of the Shenyang Army who set up banquets behind the tripod so that Shenyang and the Shenyang Army can enjoy important civil and military affairs.

It was also Mr. Uncle Sun's luck. Before the water in the cauldron was filled enough, Shen Yang had already brought several civil and military officials over to sit at the table. Mr. Uncle Sun, who had completely recovered, shouted loudly: "King Han, the two When countries are fighting each other, if you don’t kill your envoys, what crime did your foreign ministers commit? Why do you treat your foreign ministers like this? If your majesty treats your foreign ministers like this, you won’t be afraid that others will treat your envoys in the future?”

"Why do you treat you like this?" Shen Yang sneered and said with a sneer as he sat down in front of the table full of wine and food, "Xiang Kang sent you to deceive this king and commit treachery in front of this king. Just cooking you to death is already cheap for you!"

Mr. Shusun's quick wit and eloquence are not bad, and he immediately said: "Your Majesty, after the foreign minister met with you, he neither explained my purpose of coming, nor asked you for anything, Your Majesty. How can you judge the foreign minister? Is it to commit treachery and deceit, to deceive you? If you don’t ask a question, you will cook the foreign minister to death?”

Shen Yang was at a loss for words, smiled and said: "Okay, tell me why you came, so that you can understand."

"Foreign minister..."

Mr. Shusun opened his mouth, and just according to Xiang Kang's request, he said that he was here to persuade Shen Yang to remain neutral and not to care about Sima Ang's life and death, and then exaggerated the strength and invincibility of the Han army to intimidate Shen Yang, but when the words came to his mouth, uncle However, Mr. Sun suddenly realized that it is absolutely impossible to say that - Shen Yang originally planned to boil himself to death indiscriminately, so if he went to scare Shen Yang again, he was not courting death, what was it?
"Damn it! Go all out!"

As soon as he gritted his teeth and made up his mind, Mr. Uncle Sun opened his mouth like a lion and said loudly: "My lord, the foreign minister is here to persuade you to return Chu to Han on behalf of the King of Han, break away from the array of Western Chu, and instead attach yourself to our King of Han and join hands with our King of Han." Take the world together!"

"What? You're here to persuade me to turn away from Chu and return to Han, and to attach myself to Xiang Kang'er instead?!"

Shen Yang almost suspected that he had misheard. The Shenyang soldiers next to him, as well as Cheng Lian and Sui He, who was invited by Shen Yang to appreciate how he boiled Mr. Sun to death, were all tongue-tied. Kang's appetite would be so huge that he dared to dream of wooing Shen Yang who became the King of Han because of Xiang Yu?And after finally regaining their senses, Shen Yang and the others were of course all laughing, and Shen Yang also laughed wildly and asked: "What kind of a child is Xiang Kang? How dare you dream of letting this king carry Chu to Han? Instead, he will be attached to him." For him? He just talked too much and flashed his tongue?"

"Great Wang Mingjian, our King of Han is the hero of the world, why can't you let Chu return to Han and attach to him instead?"

Mr. Shusun didn't think about it at all, but said loudly: "Dare to ask your majesty, in the whole world, who raised the flag of righteousness earlier than King Zhang Chu and took the lead in rebelling against Qin? After Guguan, he defeated Zhang Han's partial division with a single army, resisted the main force of Zhang Han, and won the opportunity for the princes of the world to grow stronger? Then, my lord, who was the first to enter Guanzhong and destroy the tyranny of Qin Dynasty? Such a hero is indomitable What is the right of your man to submit to your majesty?"

Shen Yang closed his mouth, and Sui He, who was next to him, saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Shameless old thief, don't be greedy for your achievements here. If it wasn't for the king of Western Chu leading the princes outside the pass to restrain Zhang Han, who was tyrannical The two main forces, Wang Li, Xiang Kang's rebel, the opportunity to enter the pass and destroy Qin?"

"Haha!" Mr. Shusun laughed and said loudly: "During the Great Deer War, the total number of soldiers of the princes was no more than 40, but the total strength of the two main forces of Tyranny Qin was more than [-]. , and then break the violent Qin partial division, cut off the food roads of the two main forces of the violent Qin, who will win and lose in the Julu battlefield, who can guarantee it? Xiang Yu, the king of Western Chu, relied on us King Han to win by luck. It should be more appropriate to place the elephant on his body, right?"

"Why did the traitor Xiang Kang leave the battlefield in the Central Plains again, and dare not continue to penetrate behind the main force of Tyrant Qin?" Sui He asked sharply.

"Isn't Xianyang in Guanzhong the rear of the violent Qin?" Mr. Shusun immediately asked, and said even more plausibly: "Our King of Han rushed to Guanzhong and wiped out Qin in one fell swoop, so that countless soldiers outside the pass will not suffer from the hardship of the army. The disaster of poison, is it still a crime?"

Sui He was speechless, and couldn't help being a little dumbfounded, thinking: "That's not right, our detailed work didn't report that this uncle Sun Tong has nothing but flattery, how can he say so?"

Mr. Shusun's usual cleverness was indeed spent on flattery and flattery. After being pushed to a desperate situation, the hidden potential in his body was completely unleashed, and he took the initiative to say to Shen Yang: "Your Majesty, the minister knows , The reason why you don’t want to return Chu to Han and attach yourself to our King of Han is because the King of Western Chu is powerful and our King of Han is weak, so it is safer to attach yourself to the King of Western Chu.”

"But at this time and at that time, the king of Western Chu was powerful before, but he relied on the military power of the princes outside the pass. He looked fierce and invincible and invincible. In fact, the army in his hand did not have much advantage. Now the situation is even worse. , the princes outside the pass have scattered all over China, either falling into the quagmire of melee, or supporting themselves to protect themselves, holding back, refusing to obey the king of Western Chu, and the king of Western Chu went against the law, brutally murdering the world's communist Emperor Chuyi, and exterminating himself The world is cut off from the princes, and it is impossible for the princes outside the pass to work together and bow to his orders. He is already a complete loner, and he will perish sooner or later!"

"Our King of Han is completely different! Sitting on the fertile land of Guanzhong, we also have granaries in Hanzhong, the land of Bashu Tianfu, with a dense population and sufficient food and soldiers. , There are as many as 15 soldiers wearing armor! Moreover, our Han king also used his soldiers like gods, winning every battle. This time when the soldiers went out of Hangu Pass, they defeated Simayang's army in Hanoi with only the east side division. Intimidating Aocang, let alone the main force, within a few days, they quickly took down the three cities of Xin'an, Mianchi and Shanxian County, broke through Simayang's natural danger of Xiaohan Dao, and defeated Simayang's main force in Henan, beheading them overnight They took tens of thousands of prisoners, and killed Sima Yang like a rat running away with his head in his arms, so he could only shrink back to Luoyang, lingering on his last breath, terrified all day long..."

"You're talking nonsense! You're talking nonsense!"

Cheng Lian, the envoy of the Henan Army who was present at the scene, was anxious when he heard that, so he jumped up and yelled to interrupt Mr. Shusun, and then hurriedly said to Shen Yang: "Your Majesty, you must not listen to the evil words of the envoy of the Han bandits to deceive the public. It was a defeat in Henan County, but the loss was not that great, and it was definitely not as exaggerated as the envoy of the traitor said."

Shen Yang blinked his eyes and did not speak, while Mr. Shusun immediately guessed Cheng Lian's identity, and hurriedly said: "From Mr.'s tone, you seem to be an envoy sent by the Henan Army. If you dare to ask Gao's name, where is your residence?" What job?"

"Henan servant, Cheng Lian!"

Cheng Lian's proud answer made Mr. Uncle Sun laugh out loud, and Mr. Uncle Sun hurriedly said with a smile: "Cheng Taifu, it seems that you have underestimated the meticulous work ability of our Han army. If the old man remembers correctly, hello Cheng Taifu Xiang was also involved in the Henan War, right? Sima Ang’s main force was defeated by our Han soldiers and fled that night. Taifu Cheng ran away with his head in his arms, and ran away in a hurry. Did you also run away with his shoes? Also, when you were running for your life, Taifu Cheng, you took off Take off the official clothes and put on the clothes of ordinary soldiers, the smell of rancid sweat on the clothes is not good, right?"

"Bold man, how dare you humiliate me face to face?!"

Cheng Lian was furious, and subconsciously touched the hilt of the sword. Mr. Shusun was afraid that he would strike directly in a panic, so he turned to Shen Yang and said, "Your Majesty, who are the foreign officials and Cheng Taifu who are telling lies? People go to Luoyang City to inquire. If Your Majesty is willing, the foreign minister can write a letter now, and let your envoy take the foreign minister's letter directly to Luoyang City to understand the situation. Let your envoys come in and out freely! If the foreign minister deceives you, don’t say that you boiled the foreign minister to death, even if you cut the foreign minister’s waist to pieces, and then feed the foreign minister’s body to the dogs, the foreign minister will absolutely There will be no complaints!"

"The opposite is also true!" Mr. Shusun also quickly said: "If it is proved that Cheng Taifu is deceiving the king, the foreign ministers do not want Cheng Taifu to accept the punishment of being cut in half, but only need Cheng Taifu to apologize to the king by committing suicide! Cheng Taifu, you have The guts to make this bet with the old man?"

Mr. Uncle Sun's last words were of course addressed to Cheng Lian, and Cheng Lian's face turned ashen. He simply drew his sword and rushed forward to kill Mr. Uncle Sun who exposed his lies to his face. Mr. Uncle Sun Seeing that his soul was gone, he hurriedly shouted: "Help, my lord!"

"Stop him!"

Shen Yang really opened his mouth to stop, and the guards escorting Mr. Shusun immediately stepped forward and stopped Cheng Lian with their halberds. Shen Yang then said with a sullen face: "Cheng Taifu, this is my king's land, the life and death of the Han thief envoys, It’s not your turn to be the master! Also, this king will ask you again, what is the situation of your main force now?”

Cheng Lian didn't dare to make a sound at all. When he saw that the situation was not good, he quickly got up and said, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, even if the Henan Army has suffered some losses, it doesn't matter. Our Nanyang King's army is already marching towards Wuguan. , it will set Xiang Kang’s traitor’s rear on fire in a short time, and it will be hard to care about it.”

"It turns out that you are Liu Ji's envoy." Mr. Shusun guessed Sui He's identity immediately, and said immediately: "Nanyang envoy, I don't know the current situation in Nanyang, so you can pretend that you didn't deceive King Han. Your army is indeed on the way." March to Wuguan, but I can guarantee one thing, even if your army is marching to Wuguan, it will not threaten us in the pass!"

After finishing speaking, Mr. Shusun turned to Shen Yang again, and said, "Your Majesty, the ministers are not afraid that you will know the deployment of our Han army. General Zheng Bu is currently stationed in Lantian, and can send troops to reinforce Wuguan at any time! The name of General Zheng Bu must have been heard by you, Your Majesty. He was the one who defeated Chai Wu in the battle of Wuguan before. Take Chai Wu's head!"

"Your Majesty." Mr. Shusun slowed down again, and said to Shen Yang sincerely: "How brave and invincible General Chai Wu is, you have witnessed it with your own eyes. , it was General Chai Wu and Ying Bu who took the lead bravely and made great achievements time and time again, he is not the opponent of our General Zheng Bu, let alone Liu Ji?"

Shen Yang still refused to speak, but his eyeballs rolled faster, and when he saw it, he complained in his heart, and hurriedly said: "General Chai Wu was just an accident that time, he accidentally fell into Zheng Bupifu's ambush, how can our Nanyang king Repeat the same mistakes? Besides, our Nanyang King also contacted Linjiang King, and Linjiang King will soon send troops to Fangling, and Zheng Bupifu will fight all the way, how can we stop our Nanyang King and Linjiang King from joining forces?"

"Our Han army generals in Hanzhong, Bashu were eaten by Nanyang envoys?" Mr. Shusun immediately asked back, and then said: "Nanyang envoys, I will pretend that you did not deceive the king of Han. You just captured Linjiang Wang Yingbu in Nanjun and Changsha counties." Dagong is selfless, when his foothold is not stable, he spares no effort to send troops to Fangling, and enter Xunguan! But I must ask you, since ancient times, there is an army that can enter Bingling from remote and narrow mountain trails, and take Xunguan. close?"

Sui He was at a loss for words, hesitated for a while before saying: "There is no absolute in the world, and it has never happened before, so it doesn't mean that King Linjiang can't do it now."

"Then how do you transport the grain and grass of the King of Linjiang?" Mr. Shusun said with a smile: "The hundreds of miles from Nanjun to Fangling are all remote and narrow mountain roads, full of miasma and smoke, snakes and insects everywhere, and it is extremely light to travel. It’s hard work, let alone transporting heavy food, grass and military supplies? Could it be that the noble envoy of Nanyang has the ability to reach the heavens and the earth, invited the god of snakes, moved the mountains of Wushan, and opened a wide road leading directly to Fangling?"

Sui He had nothing to say at all, Shen Yang played with the chopsticks in front of him, his face was full of contemplation, but his guard didn't wink, and came up to play: "My lord, the water in the cauldron is already full. Now, the firewood is ready, do you want to put the Han thief envoy in now?"

Hearing this, of course, Mr. Shusun's face turned pale again, and he almost peed on his crotch again. Fortunately, Shen Yang scolded very angrily: "Pretend to be you (father)! You don't have a wink." You idiot, get out of here!"

"Oops! Things are going to be repeated!" As soon as he heard it, he knew that the situation was completely bad, and he couldn't help but stare at the big cauldron that was going to be used to cook Mr. , The old man should be executed directly."

"Don't kill me anymore?" Mr. Uncle Sun was overjoyed, and immediately realized that he had hope of survival. Driven by the desire to survive, Mr. Uncle Sun hurriedly said to Shen Yang: "Your Majesty, the foreign minister has a few words from the bottom of his heart. Confidentially to the king. Your Majesty, you have really been fooled by these two men, Sima Ang and Liu Ji. One of them asks you for help, and the other encourages you to enter Sanchuan, but it is for their own interests."

"I don't need to talk about Sima Ang's purpose. It's just a dying person who wants to catch you as a life-saving straw. Even if he drags you into the water, he doesn't mind. Liu Ji's intentions are even more vicious. The reason why our King of Han and the brothers of the King of Western Chu are fratricide is all because of Liu Ji. Among the princes outside the pass, Liu Ji is also the only one who took away our Han King's land and established a country. If you are Liu Ji, your lord, you Do you hope that the other princes outside the pass and our King of Han will fight you to the death and let you benefit from it?"

"You're talking nonsense!" Sui He quickly retorted, "Our king persuaded the King of Han to send troops to fight against Xiang Kang's traitor who presumptuously established himself as king!"

"And then?" Shusun Tong asked Suihe again, and said, "Then what do you Nanyang kings plan to do? You hide behind and watch others fight, and when King Han is severely injured by our King Han, you go north to annex King Han." territory, right?"

"Nonsense!" Sui Hejin was furious, and hurriedly said to Shen Yang: "King Han, you must not listen to the instigation of this traitor envoy. We Nanyang King are allies with you, how could we covet your territory?"

"During the Warring States period, Qin and Chu also formed an alliance, more than once, but what was the result in the end?" Mr. Shusun said with a smile: "There was also an alliance between Chu and Qi, and Han Chu, Wei Qi , Zhao Wei, Zhao Qi, Yan Zhao and Qin Wei, Qin Qi, Qin Han, and Qin Zhao all formed alliances, and when they had the opportunity, which ally didn’t stab their allies in the back desperately?”

"What's more, Liu Ji is a well-known rascal. As soon as Chai Wu died, he couldn't wait to recruit Chai Wu's remnants. He heard that entering Guanzhong first could become king, and he couldn't wait to find an excuse to rush ahead. Ning Qin fought, he Let Qi's army garrison in a dangerous place, and he was the first to run away when he was in charge of the Daoist battalion. When Xiao Han said, Zhao's main force had just shown signs of defeat, and he was the first to flee for his life."

After listing all the rascal behaviors of Liu Laosan before, Mr. Uncle Sun turned to Shen Yang and said, "Your Majesty, when dealing with such an ally, do you dare to trust him behind your back?"

Shen Yang kept silent with a sullen face, just continued to play with the jade chopsticks in his hand, and Su He blurted out: "Could it be that Xiang Kang's credit and morality are very good? How dare King Han trust his back to Xiang Kang's traitor? "

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--!"

Mr. Shusun looked up to the sky and laughed wildly. The impulsive Sui He wished to give himself two mouths, and cried in his heart: "I am impulsive, why did I forget the strongest strength of Xiang Kang's traitor? I shouldn't cook this with a cauldron." Old man!"

Sure enough, Mr. Uncle Sun laughed wildly, and quickly said to Shen Yang: "Your Majesty, if you doubt the credibility and morality of our King of Han, then the minister will only answer you with four words - the land of Huaisi!"

Shen Yang raised his head suddenly, and two rays of light shot out of his eyes immediately!With one hand, he pinched the pair of jade chopsticks into four pieces with his fingers!

(End of this chapter)