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Chapter 435 Yang Jian Eats Dog Food

Chapter 435 Yang Jian Eats Dog Food

Back home, Qin Feng was in a very good mood for no reason.Although Yang Jian sent him a few punishment messages, there was a spring of happiness in his heart, which kept rushing to his head.

The old man in the land can make a small shop business flourish in Tianting. Qin Feng brought potato chips, spicy chips, instant noodles and so on to Tianting. Cheap.

So, after two days, Qin Feng is now a millionaire.

"I don't know if the upgrade here will have the same effect as the upgrade in the underworld." Qin Feng is now an eighth-level ghost.But the merits of heaven, the system did not say that they can be used as Yin virtues.

Also, it doesn't seem to be universal.

After reading it, forget it.Qin Feng was about to take a break when his cell phone rang.

Good news, don't even look at it.It must be the Lord of the Land who sent him a message.Qin Feng thought, with such a happy heart today, nothing unpleasant will happen.However, after seeing the news, he was dumbfounded.

"Tianzun. The Buddha praised the poor monk's merits. However, it may take millions of years for the poor monk to get the marriage line. If Tianzun is not in a hurry, the poor monk will get it, and I will tell you as soon as possible."

It was Tang Seng who sent the message.

How many millions of years?Fortunately, Qin Feng didn't have a heart attack, otherwise, he would have been so angry that he would have a serious relapse.

Now the phone shows the last time, but there are only 12 hours left.If the time is not in place, then he will directly start repairing again.Tang Seng can really speak, after millions of years.

At that time, no one knew whether Jigong and Yanzhi were alive or not.

He probably disappeared into the galaxy as well.

"Why does it take millions of years?"

According to Qin Feng's visual inspection, the Buddha thought he had a good root of wisdom.So then call him Zen Enlightenment.In the next period of time, the visual inspection is to ask Tang Seng to study whether there is honey in the woman's tongue, and why men want to eat it.

Is there a magnet on a woman's body, why do men want to sleep.

Or, is it because there are banknotes on women's legs, so men want to see them.In short, there are too many problems for women.It is estimated that after several million years, it will be tens of millions of years.

Anyway, Tang Seng can't get the marriage line.

"The Buddha said that there are too many young monks in the Buddhist world now. There is not enough food. The per capita land area is less. Therefore, family planning is required. However, I really don't know how to start. Ask the poor monk and the king to study it carefully."

Tang Seng's words are really good.

Because Qin Feng guessed so much, he didn't even guess a word.

This time, Qin Feng patted his head, touched the condom in his pocket, and muttered: "System, did you make a mistake. Family planning is done by doctors and civil servants. It has nothing to do with it."

You can't always have trouble with liquids.

"I don't know what Master said about family planning?"

Qin Feng simply pretended not to understand, presumably there was a generation gap between him and Tang Seng.When asked, Tang Seng really said: "In my Buddhist world, after the double cultivation, there will be only little monks left. Therefore, the Buddha is puzzled."

"so?"

"Uh-huh."

"That's easy—"

I really have a grudge against liquids.Qin Feng hurriedly sent the method of using the condom to Tang Seng.Then he said: "That's it. Hurry up and find Tathagata. I'm waiting for your marriage line."

"Really useful?"

Tang Seng asked, with a very disbelieving tone.

Isn't this just a shrunken cloth bag?Could it be that the little monk could not be born.

"Of course."

I gave Tang Seng a few affirmative expressions back, but the other party didn't reply a word.It's really bloody.The phone flashed, and another message came from Yang Jian: "If you don't take the junk food out of the Heavenly Court, I'm going against the law of heaven, and I will turn against you."

It was deleted again, Qin Feng was in a bad mood.

Only 12 hours left.Today's happy spring is really poisonous, and even a little bit of happiness has never happened.The most important thing now is to poke Tang Seng and wait for his reply.

"Well, you mortal, how dare you ignore this true king."

In the heavenly court, Erlang Shen was tightening his waist with a belt, drinking plain water, and sending a message to Qin Feng.As a result, Qin Feng was stunned for a message and did not reply.Chili and assam, he ate both.Also very delicious.

But if you want to eat, you have to have merit.

He was so poor that he couldn't afford it at all.The popularity is not good, and no one gives him food.Therefore, in order to get rid of the urge to drool, he had no choice but to drink plain water here to quench his craving.

What he wants to do most now is to ask Qin Feng to take the junk food back to the place where he left it.

"Erlang Zhenjun. What are you doing?" Taibai Jinxing held Fuchen, a pack of spicy chips in his left hand, and a bottle of Assam milk tea in his waist, and descended from the sky on auspicious clouds, "Are you hungry? "

"You're hungry. I'm measuring my waist."

"Oh oh oh. Zhenjun, the Jade Emperor is looking for you."

"Find me?"

As Yang Jian said, he turned over and fell off the mat.His legs were trembling, his stomach was growling rapidly, and his mouth was still drooling.Even Fang Tian couldn't hold the halberd.

Taibai Jinxing came over with a big smile and said, "Do you want some spicy chips, Zhenjun?"

"Give me—"

"Forget it. Since Zhenjun doesn't eat it, then Jin Xing will eat it."

Taibai Jinxing is also Doudou Erlangshen, this professional tearing egg.It used to hurt him too much.Back then, he was also the second in command of the Heavenly Court for a period of time.

Unexpectedly, because of Yang Jian's torment, he became the third in command, the fourth in command...

In short, the ranking in the platoon is only enough to command the heavenly soldiers.

"Uh..." Erlang knew that he had been tricked, swallowed his saliva, sat down on the ground, and said solemnly: "Go back and tell the Jade Emperor. I am practicing now. After training, I will be fine soon."

"This--"

Taibai Jinxing was at a loss as to what to do. It was Xiaotiangou, barking with half a piece of bread in its mouth, rushing over from the outside, "Master, there is something to eat, there is something to eat. Come quickly."

"what is this?"

"I don't know. Anyway, it's delicious."

"really not bad."

Erlangshen snatched the bread from Xiaotiangou's mouth and ate it straight away.Taibai Jinxing looked at it, and said contemptuously: "Zhenjun. That's dog food. Tianzun said it. In his secret realm, dogs eat biscuits and bread."

"Taibai Jinxing, you..."

"What about me. I'll go back and report now. It is said that Erlang Zhenjun wants to grab dog food from Xiaotiangou, so he has no time to see you."

"You wait for me. I will catch you sooner or later."

Erlangshen said, holding Fang Tian's painting halberd, facing the direction of the Lingxiao Palace, licked the corner of his mouth, touched his stomach, and said to Xiaotiangou: "Good dog. Go and pick up some more for me, it's really too much!" It's delicious."

(End of this chapter)

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