The enchanting empress teases you in the right way

Chapter 124 Didn't You Understand?
Xiao Tianmo didn't turn his head back, and said: "Stop scolding me, if I say yes, then I won't, believe it or not!"

Yu Yaoyue stared at her beautiful almond eyes and said, "Hey, do you have eyes on your butt? Did you see me scolding you?"

Xiao Tianmo snorted coldly: "You have eyes on your butt!"

"Cut!" Yu Yaoyue's eyes waved and said, "Xiao Sanlang, may I ask you a question?"

"ask!"

"Do you like bananas?"

Xiao Tianmo said: "I don't like to eat!"

"Um, do you like eggs?"

"good!"

"Tsk, that's right!"

"Why do you ask this?"

"It's okay, I just asked. I suddenly remembered that yesterday I ate a banana and two eggs. It was very delicious. Why don't you try it?"

Xiao Tianmo still didn't want to understand.

Yu Yaoyue laughed out loud.

Uh, the guards almost burst out laughing.I don't know if my master really didn't understand or if he didn't understand.

Xiao Tianmo suddenly said: "I really like eating cherries and strawberries!"

"Pfft, what did you say?" Yu Yaoyue couldn't laugh anymore.

"That's what you mean!" After speaking, he walked faster.

Yu Yaoyue felt that she had been tricked, how could a man who needed two women in one night not know anything.

She said in a vulgar way: "Sanlang, how about I tell you a story?"

Xiao Tian is indifferent, just like you are casual.

Yu Yaoyue said: "A new couple and two old things combined. Soon, the man will go out to make a living. But he is worried about his wife's integrity. He has no choice but to draw a fat and beautiful rabbit on the left half of his wife. Before leaving, he will call his wife It’s a good stocking. After leaving for a few days, the wife is naturally not used to being full and not full! Alas, she often steals food. It’s been a few months in the fog. Seeing that the husband is going back, he hurriedly looks for the rabbit, but it’s gone. So Well, I drew an identical rabbit overnight. The husband came back to check, and slapped his wife twice. The wife was sad and wronged: "Other people's rabbits are flying all over the sky, but my rabbit can't do it if it crosses the river?" "

The guards almost fell down laughing, Xiao Tianmo glanced at Yu Yaoyue, and said: "If you wear women's clothing back, it's better not to talk about it."

"Hey, you discriminate against female compatriots, Xiao Sanlang, don't forget, you, we were all born by women, how can you be without women!"

Xiao Tian was indifferent, he was too lazy to argue.

Soon they arrived at the meeting place, and the red flowers were not there. Xuelin and the others saw that Xiao Tianmo had brought back a young man, and they were very surprised. The master has not been close to women for so many years, could it be because of the broken sleeves, the eyes of several people are very strange.

Xiao Tian ignored it.Yu Yaoyue flapped her folding fan and teased, "Hello, brothers!"

Xuelin said: "Alright, how long have you known my master, Mr. Xiaolang?"

Yu Yaoyue put away her folding fan and said solemnly: "I'll do the math, well, it's been four months!"

Xuelin said: "Ah!"

Yu Yaoyue called the folding fan again and said, "No, it's been four years!"

Zhao Jingniang couldn't hold back and said, "It's been so long? Isn't this little man bragging!"

Yu Yaoyue smiled, stepped forward and put the folding fan on Jingniang's chin, and jokingly said: "This little lady, I never tell lies, if you don't believe me, just ask Saburo!"

Zhao Jingniang blushed and said, "I'm just asking, Xiao Lang, don't get me wrong!"

Yu Yaoyue put away her folding fan with a snap and said, "Xiao Sanlang, how many years have we known each other?"

Xiao Tianmo, who was sitting drinking tea, put down his teacup and said, "Let's go after an hour's rest!"

But Yu Yaoyue said: "I want to rest with Saburo!"

　Here, Ah Rao recommends my new article "Peerless Marriage Escapes the Queen of Love"

　　


(End of this chapter)