The Almighty Queen's Online Cultivation

Chapter 203 [203] Hehe (two more)

The two walked forward talking and laughing, and finally met the first person, but...

"This is the legendary sweeping monk, right?" An old man in cassock with fluttering white beard was sweeping the floor, exactly the same configuration as the legendary sweeping monk.

"It should be." Gu Yinglai seemed to understand a certain boy's point, and asked, "Do you think there is really a big eagle here?"

"And pair it with Yang Guo?" Yan Jinghong also opened his mind, but then thought of another question, "What about the little dragon girl, what should she do?"

"...you can give her an ancient tomb." This is the direction of development.

"Hahaha, then why don't you match her with a rope!" Godlike ancient tomb.

At this time, the two had already walked in front of the sweeping monk, and the sweeping monk put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, welcome two benefactors to Mingyue Villa, one is ready, please come in!"

At the same time as the sweeping monk's hand gestured backward, two people flew out, one was wearing a red robe, as seductive as a legendary shemale, the other was wearing a black night clothes, holding a long sword, murderous!
"Little thief, you dare to break into the boudoir of this palace, take your life!" The red-robed man shouted coquettishly, brandishing a long whip, and beat the black-clothed man loudly.

The man in black is flying left and right, his movements are very dexterous, but if you look closely...

"These two are under coercion, are they filming?" After Gu Ying finished speaking, she added some thoughts of her own, "A man disguised as a woman to go fishing and enforce the law?"

Yan Jinghong was silent for a moment, then said calmly: "I think it should be Dongfang Invincible vs. Linghu Chong."

"...Heh!" He should say something, is it really more fun than a boy?

After the performance at the gate was over, the heavy wooden door was slowly pushed open, and the two walked in cautiously, fearing that at some point, two more people would fly out.

Sure enough, as soon as the two of them entered the yard, one, two, three, four, five, six... a total of eighteen people appeared!

"Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Men." Gu Yinglai understood it this time, and the eighteen shiny monks didn't think about it anymore.

Yan Jinghong inexplicably wanted to laugh, she knew that there were a lot of performances arranged in this villa, but she didn't expect that they were all like this, how should I put it, it was inexplicably funny.

"Cough." Yan Jinghong suppressed a smile, feeling that he should not let down the serious performance of the opposite party.

"Roar!"

"Hi!"

"Hey!"

With knives, guns and sticks, axes, swords and halberds, the eighteen bronze men held different weapons and performed a group show in a disorderly manner.

Yan Jinghong commented: "If this is our team's Qiwu, I guess the negative score will not be able to stop it."

Gu Yinglai also wanted to laugh, "Fortunately, they should all learn martial arts, with solid basic skills."

After the performance of the Eighteen Bronze Men, the two could finally enter the hall, and then stood at the entrance of the hall, enjoying another "Legend of the White Snake".

"Officer, since you are so ruthless, don't blame me for being unintentional!" The white lady turned black, and slapped Xu Xian on the opposite side with her palm!
Xu Xian ran away in a hurry, "Lady, the monsters have different paths, don't blame me, blame our different genes!"

"Puchi!" Yan Jinghong finally couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Gu Yinglai was also very speechless, "This shouldn't be Mingyue Villa, it should be Mingyue Society."

"Hahaha, I'm afraid this is not a group of comedians invited." Yan Jinghong smiled with eyebrows crooked, Gu Ying looked at her, and suddenly became happy.

After "Legend of the White Snake", the two were invited to a seat, or they were forced to be seated, and sat at a round table with three actors.

"Qiao is older than the two of you. From now on, he will be your eldest brother, and you will have the same blessings and difficulties!" A bearded man said very proudly.

A bald-headed monk immediately answered, "Brother, third brother, we will be brothers from now on, we have the same blessings and share the same hardships!"

The last young master Pian Pianjia also echoed excitedly: "Big brother, second brother, we brothers work together to cut gold! Do it!"

"Dry!"

"Dry!"

Very good, the three of them drank the wine, and let Yan Jinghong and Gu Yinglai sit aside and watch.

"Hehe!" Yan Jinghong felt that the person who designed this scene must not be an idiot!
Gu Yinglai wanted to laugh even more, "Is this "Dragon Ba Bu"?"

"Ha ha!"

The three men were laughed so hard that their hands were shaking, half of the last bowl of wine was spilled, and they retreated in a hurry.

In the background, Mr. Pian Pianjia said: "I just said, there is no reason for us to drink and let the guests watch, they are not happy!"

The bearded man said sullenly: "We didn't drink any alcohol, we just boiled water!"

"Then you have to invite the guests to drink boiled water together?"

Yan Jinghong originally thought that the two of them would be able to have a good meal after this scene ended, but it didn't. Not long after the three of them disappeared, the rain of flower petals fell all over the sky. The scene was very beautiful.

Yan Jinghong looked at it, thinking that the designer had finally done some human affairs and knew how to help her create a romantic atmosphere!
But the truth told Yan Jinghong that she was thinking too much!
Along with the flower petal shower, there was a girl in a white wide-sleeved long dress. She held a long sword and danced in the flower petal rain. soft.

Yan Jinghong thought, what kind of idiot designed this? She obviously brought her boyfriend on a date, but a beautiful woman appeared. Is this a test specially set up for fear of her boyfriend's temperament?
"Ask the world, what is love, just teach life and death? Flying from the north to the south, how many times does the old wing come back to the cold and heat? Joy is fun, parting is bitter, and there are even more idiotic children. You should have words, ten thousand miles of stratus clouds, thousands of mountains Mu Xue, who is the shadow going to?"

At the end of the sword dance, the sword dancer began to recite "Moyuer Yanqiu Ci", with a very pitiful expression, really like an infatuated person.

"This is Xiaolongnu?" Yan Jinghong asked uncertainly, she really didn't remember Xiaolongnu saying this, and did Xiaolongnu like dancing swords?

Gu Yinglai remained expressionless, and replied without hesitation, "I haven't seen it."

Yan Jinghong didn't believe it, and asked suspiciously: "You already know about the big eagle, but you don't know about the little dragon girl?"

"...That means forgetting!" Anyway, he admits to watching the eagle, but not the little dragon girl, what the hell!

Yan Jinghong was speechless, took out his mobile phone and called the second-year boy, "Thank you for the program you arranged, you can make them quit, otherwise I might have to talk to you tomorrow!"

Yan Jinghong's tone was cold, and the boy opposite didn't dare to ask anything, so he agreed tremblingly!

Woohoo, Sister Jinghong is so scary, she deserves to be his idol, so cool!

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(End of this chapter)