wild star

Chapter 233 Allen Show
After a busy day with Nivi, her style changed from wild to gentle.

The light of the night light wafted in the bedroom, Zhao Yanling looked at Niwei who was sleeping soundly in her arms, but couldn't fall asleep.

He took out his mobile phone and posted the video of Xiao Laodao skateboarding on Weibo, Instagram, and Twitter.

Comments appeared in an instant, this is a magical Internet land, 24 people take turns guarding the guard, they are all such boring words as "stand in the front row", "I am the first", "I caught you".Immediately afterwards, he was urged to start broadcasting.

The easiest way to attract traffic on Twitter is to post handmade artworks, pets and children, like a meat dumpling but at an extremely fast speed, and the clever little veterans attract countless fans.Needless to say on Weibo, those who watched his live broadcast knew that Xiao Laodao was an Indonesian Zanzai monster, and those who hadn’t watched it asked what kind of dog it was.

"I'll go, at this speed, the four legs are more capable than Corgi."

"Ugly and cute."

"You're so smart, that persistent look is so cute."

I read a few more news articles on American media websites. In addition to the hotly discussed Blue Star, there are also black materials about his "involvement in gangsters" in the entertainment section.In the picture, a group of Mexican men with dragon and tiger tattoos stood in front of him, one of them was injured, and Zhao Yanling was holding a knife in his hand.

Angle problem, the centimeter-long butt-bigger wound was bloody and bloody.

"It turns out that BlueWings Zhao is such a person."

"It's scary, is he the boss of the Mexican gang?"

"I don't like him anymore."

All kinds of strange rumors are popular, some say that Blue Star is Zhao Yanling's secret drug trafficking base, some say that Blue Star is a drug manufacturing factory, all in all, bizarre conspiracy theories are rampant.

Do you think that the United States, which flaunts freedom, is all smart people?There have been surveys that say that the earth is controlled by aliens, that the US government monitors the people, and that everyone has surveillance equipment buried in their arms. There are many people who believe in conspiracy theories.It is said that there are noses and eyes, and many of them are middle-class people who look like dogs.

Zhao Yanling knew where the photos came from, and secretly thought that the next time he saw this fellow, he would teach him a lesson.

……

Zhao Yanling is always the first to wake up.

After he got up and washed, he went out to exercise, and Shao Yi was the second to wake up.

The couple practiced God of War dance in the courtyard, and it was very rare for people to dance for morning exercises every day. This made Shao Yi develop the habit of getting up early, because there were too many people, and it was inevitable that people would point and point at him like a monkey.

However, the God of War dance has a strong effect on stretching the muscles and bones, and Shao Yi grows taller, changing every day.

Seeing him depressed and not in high spirits, Zhao Yanling wiped his sweat with a towel and asked, "What's wrong?"

Shao Yi forced a smile on his face: "It's nothing."

He learned Panshanling's unique Shandong accent in the fastest time.

Zhao Yanling rolled her eyes and made a good guess: "It's that little teacher Chen, right? Well... You learned English, and he's going to teach other students? That's not right, it means she's looking for a job, and she doesn't plan to Do private lessons."

In front of his uncle, Shao Yi felt that there was nowhere to hide his little thoughts.He nodded helplessly.

"Just this little thing?" Zhao Yanling laughed, the young man's heart is still small, he can't pretend to be a thing, and he was like this back then. "She's leaving North Carolina?"

"That's not true." Shao Yi's face brightened. "She's going to submit her resume for an internship."

Zhao Yanling grabbed the two ends of the gray towel hanging around her neck: "That's it. Since you're still in North Carolina, it's not easy for you to see her. Go by car. After two years, you'll get your driver's license and get you a second-hand car." Car, go wherever you want."

In North Carolina, you have to take driving theory courses in high school. If you are under 17, you have to take a 10-hour practical course in a driving school, and you can go to the traffic bureau to get a learning driver's license and learn to drive.Generally, instead of going to the city, it is still possible to run on country roads or suburban areas.Enough to take the road test at the age of 17 and get a temporary driver's license on the road.In addition, if you don't take any exams, you can spend money on your driver's license.

Zhao Yanling didn't know, his words gave Shao Yi a shot in the arm in his study career, and then he studied like crazy.

Shao Yi was thoughtful, and smiled confidently again.

The door of the villa opened, Xiao Laodao ran out first, followed by Salema.The two of them played so crazy last night that they went to bed early and woke up early.

Xiao Laodao continued to skateboard, and Selemara and Zhao Yanling chased him together. Shao Yi was in a hurry to go back to school without even eating breakfast.

Selema teaches the little dog new tricks, like teaching it how to jump over a bench obstacle.Among the animal and plant samples provided by Zhao Yanling to friends in the scientific research community before, there were bones of the bath monster.It is said that Xiao Lao Dao's bone density is very strong, comparable to that of a tiger, which is why they can perform their unique trick "savage collision" so well.

The little old man stumbled and stumbled, his skin was not good enough, no matter how hard he fell, he was still alive and well when he got up.

After playing for a while, after breakfast, Selema was dragged away by Vader.She still has to go to school, and because she attends a private school, she cuts her hair short and becomes a tomboy.

She pursed her mouth, and reluctantly let go of the little old man.The little old man was heartless, raised his paw and waved goodbye.

Watching their mother and daughter leave, the fat man said, "The air ticket is bought, and we will set off after you send Niwei back to work."

……

"The Ellen Show" is actually a multi-unit talk show. At the beginning of each episode, Ellen DeGeneres himself and the music guests come to a segment of recent entertainment anecdotes, followed by celebrity interviews, and finally a love story part.So Zhao Yanling only had 10 minutes to shoot.

It's a light-hearted, yet beloved show that's quite popular in the United States.Alan himself is invincible in his age, and he often blatantly inserts advertisements in the program, but he can not arouse the audience's disgust. This is his charm.

In addition, one of the highlights of "The Ellen Show" is to give gifts to the audience.It’s not a key chain or a doll to fool people. Sometimes they give shopping coupons worth hundreds of dollars, sometimes they give away electrical appliances, and some even give them a car, a house, and tuition fees. More or less, everyone gives away... So, her program The guests at the scene can express the atmosphere from their hearts, and the lucky ones can really pick up a big deal.

Los Angeles, Warner Bros. Studios, "The Ellen Show" filming location.

Zhao Yanling was waiting behind the scenes to go on stage, chatting with the fat man, and deafening laughter came from the front of the scene from time to time.

Zhao Yanling was not stage frightened, but the fat man was a little nervous.He said: "I listened to the jokes they said. I can't catch a little bit of the jokes. What's so funny?"

"This is the cultural difference between the East and the West." Zhao Yanling drank the coffee brought by the staff. "In addition to the difference in language, you have to get familiar with the context from their lives before you can understand what they are laughing at."

The two chattered nonsense in the background, and the staff came in a hurry, it was time for Zhao Yanling to enter.

I heard Allen say in front of the screen: "Next, I will invite a world-renowned explorer and an outstanding movie star, BlueWings·Zhao!"

"what……"

"Oh……"

Zhao Yanling walked out of the backstage screaming, and the screaming became stronger.

The money in his hand is relatively tight recently, and his clothes are still the black suit and navy blue shirt that Mr. Yan took him to order in China.However, the suits are still new and brand new, and they are ironed and straight. Because they are thinner, their edges and corners are tougher, and they look heroic.

Not to mention his fame, but his appearance alone is enough to make women scream.

Zhao Yanling looked at most of the female audience in the audience, and watched them cheering happily. It must be admitted that this was incomparable to spending money to fill the audience in China.

In fact, he really hated playing tricks and forcing a smile, and the good atmosphere made him feel much better.

Amidst the screams, Zhao Yanling waved to the audience, and bent over to hug Alan, who gave him a close kiss.

He is not used to this kind of etiquette, but he still responded politely. He is very old and lesbian, so a kiss on the mouth is nothing.

The two separated and stood by the sofa waiting for the screaming to stop.Zhao Yanling found that some female audiences near the stage were very excited, like those fan meetings of pop superstars.He complained in his heart, usually not many people would recognize him, that is, the flight attendants who often fly with him have a good relationship with him, but now there are real fans?
The two sat down, the sofa was too soft, his butt sank in, and his long legs had no place to rest, so he moved back again, pinning his right leg to his left.

He smiled and said, "I was a little drowsy backstage just now, but I was refreshed by coffee, and now I am fully awake."

The audience liked to shout too much, and there was another round of cheers.

Allen waved his hand: "Your agent said that you don't like rehearsals when you go on variety shows, and you don't need to know the links and content, and play on the spot. Aren't you nervous? Just now at the last stage of the last session, we were still discussing the relationship between the US team and you." Buttocks. Then, huh, and then we started the butt dance..."

The following is hilarious.

It is indeed different from the domestic jokes, but Zhao Yanling's ability to adapt is unparalleled in the world.

He patted the back of Allen's hand on the sofa, nodded solemnly: "I'm very relieved, you will like my buttocks."

Let's laugh again.

Allen also patted his hand, showing a characteristic weird smile: "Then why don't you show us how uplifted your butt is on the spot?"

Scream!

Zhao Yanling got up to button her button, turned her hips and bent slightly.

Allen said, "Move!"

Hilarious.

Zhao Yanling shook three times.

scream.

Hilarious.

Allen said in surprise: "My God, come and see, this man's butt is growing on his waist!"

Laugh out loud!

On the big screen, there was a picture of the buttocks taken by the American team when they were practicing boxing. Looking at Zhao Yanling, it was even more perfect than the American team!
Turning around with a smile, he unbuttoned and sat down.

Allen said: "This is the first time we have met, and I think we should have a good relationship. But I think you are different from what I imagined."

"What kind of person do you think I am?"

Allen opened his mouth, raised his eyes upwards, and started to imagine: "Uh, it should be wearing a mountaineering suit, standing on the top of the Empire State Building, and then urinating. And shouting, let Manhattan try rain from the sky, let you this Crowds of ants have seen and seen giant skyscrapers!"

The deep well has already been laughed out of the bottom, and Allen has begun to habitually have a yellow tongue.

She continued: "I think you have misunderstood, I mean, Zhao would take his signature dart, which is a fish-scale dart with a strange name, throw it on the Empire State Building, and hit a dart [-] miles away. big bird."

Hilarious.

Zhao Yanling was dumbfounded: "The fish-scale dart in my hand is actually a disguise, what I'm holding is actually an intercontinental missile!"

Some audience members couldn't stand up laughing!

(End of this chapter)