silent farm

Chapter 73 Picking up a Wife inexplicably...Being a Sister
O(∩_∩)Ohaha~ Happy today, there is another chapter tonight.What is the madman happy about?I won't tell you!
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Tia's father seemed very satisfied with Li Sheng's archery skills, patted Li Sheng's shoulder like an elder, and showed off a thumbs up to the surroundings.On the other hand, his daughter had pride and excitement on her face... as if there were other things.

Tia's father took the bow that Li Sheng handed him, and also picked up a long arrow, aiming at the small tree that Li Sheng just shot for a long time, but the arrow missed.Although it missed, the arrow shot far away and was blocked by another big tree before being nailed to the tree.

The natives who had been watching booed for a while.The women laughed too.Tia's father blushed, raised the bow in his hand, and said something loudly.

The natives cheered.

Li Sheng said proudly: "Although the shot missed, they also saw that it was a good bow."

Thomas smiled and said, "I can tell they liked your gift."

"Must like it. That's MADEINCHINA."

After sunset, the grand bonfire party held by the aborigines for Li Sheng and Thomas began.

The cooking skills of the aborigines made Li Sheng vomit, but their enthusiasm also made him feel that this food, which he would never swallow under normal circumstances, seemed not so unacceptable.

The men, women and children of the tribe sat around the bonfire, and the adults of the tribe showed the strength of their tribe to the two men - a men's wrestling match.The competition is divided into an adult group and a junior group.The champion of the adult group was won by Tia's father. He walked around the field to show off his victory amid the cheers of everyone, but unfortunately there was no prize.

Junior champion?Li Sheng said he didn't know him.

The women's wrestling competition also started in a warm and peaceful atmosphere.Thomas watched this game with gusto from beginning to end.

Although Li Sheng is also very curious about this kind of sport that is said to have been popular in the Song Dynasty in China, he dare not look directly at this kind of female wrestling, which has only a few grasses on the lower part of the body.

He is no prudence!It's just that he is a normal adult man and has been single for a long time.He was sure that Thomas dared to stare, it was definitely because going to the red light district of Santarém from time to time spent his salary and energy, so he didn't have to worry about being overwhelmed at night.And he had never been to such a place.It's not that he didn't want to, but that he was afraid of AI that DS.In the final analysis, he is still heartless and afraid of death.

Throughout the day today, during meals and parties, Tia took his side as her exclusive seat, while her fellow clansmen cast ambiguous glances from time to time.Not only did Tia's parents and grandparents not have any objection to this, but they even expressed their blessings when they saw it.If you don’t know, you may think that they are all clones of Jesus who came to this world to bless all mankind.

Even a fool could see something wrong with their performance.He just thinks that this girl has reached the age of thinking about [spring]. It is said that the natives are relatively precocious.

Tia stayed by Li Sheng's side without any scruples. It seemed that none of her fellow clan objected to her pursuit.

It's just that they never thought about Li Sheng's feelings.If she had already passed, maybe he wouldn't be so entangled, but she is at least six years away from eighteen.

You know, although this girl put on the clothes obediently, she didn't wear the female equipment called "Bala", and the arm holding him was extremely slippery.He is not Iron Man, he does not have copper skin and iron bones, and the nerve endings on the skin are still very sensitive.

Although he has experienced a lot of things, he is actually under 25. At his age, men should be about the same as women in their 40s in terms of love affairs.This kind of temptation, like a hook with the fattest piece of meat on it, keeps teasing the poor wolf in his heart.

He quietly took a few deep breaths, thinking that he would have to find a woman to end his singleness after returning home.

Li Sheng can only think so now.The female athletes also decided the champion amid more booing than applause from the men—again, no prizes.

Then the party reached its climax.People in the tribe began to dance around the bonfire, both men and women.Everyone's expressions are much more natural than the happy ones seen in the documentary.

They danced and danced, and some [elderly people] who looked 50 or [-] years old joined them, and some little kids followed the adults and twisted their buttocks.As long as you are not too old or too young, you are dancing.Only Tia can dance.She hugged Li Sheng's arm and sat still.

Tia's father—now, Li Sheng finally knows his name is Taklolo (transliteration)—jumped and jumped out of the crowd to pull Li Sheng and Thomas.

Thomas smiled and walked up to follow a tribal woman, imitating the movements of the tribal people and jumping up.Li Sheng dared to bet that Thomas picked the most plump tribal woman because of his lust.Because this dance sometimes puts hands on the waist and shoulders of the person in front.

What Westerners like most is a big [fart] fart.Li Sheng vomited.

But he was also pulled up by Taklolo.

Tuclolo turned a blind eye to his daughter holding the outsider's hand tightly, and only wanted to drag Li Sheng to join their bonfire carnival.

Perhaps infected by their emotions, and in order to avoid the embarrassment of being in close contact with Tia, Li Sheng half pushed and half refused to jump up awkwardly, and the one in front of him was the small Tia.She cuts in line when the two join the prom.Because before Li Sheng was in front of another young tribal woman.

The strangest thing was that when they entered, the others no longer danced around the bonfire, but danced around the two of them, and sang songs while dancing.This made him a little confused, but he was still led by Tia to continue dancing.

When the bonfire gradually goes out, the dance is over.All in all, it was a dance full of joy and friendship.

After the dance, Tucloro arranged for Li Sheng and Thomas to live in a creaking wooden house.The living utensils inside are not new.This must belong to some family.There are two hammocks above the airy four sides.

Li Sheng and Thomas spent the first night without a vigil in the jungle.He also spent a night serving mosquitoes with his body - when he woke up in the morning, his arms and face were covered with mosquito packs.Judging by Thomas's appearance, it may not be very good.

The next day, Li Sheng and Thomas planned to say goodbye.This time they have gained the friendship of this primitive tribe, and they don't need to worry about conflicts between the people on the farm and this tribe in the future.This is Li Sheng's greatest benefit.

And Thomas was very happy about it.At least, his reputation as a jungle expert is well-deserved.

The two carried backpacks and hugged and said goodbye to the men in the tribe one by one.As a return gift for Li Sheng's gift to them.Before they left, Tuclolo gave Li Sheng a gift—a reddish-brown wooden knife.Although the craftsmanship of the wooden knife is average, it can be seen from the thick patina on the top that it is not freshly cut, and it may be an heirloom of the Tacloro frame.

Li Sheng took over the rough artwork.Then he left the tribe.Not far away, the two heard footsteps coming from behind.

Li Sheng looked back, and it turned out to be Tia who hadn't appeared in the farewell tribe just now.She was wearing clothes and carrying a bulging backpack.

The two stopped in their tracks, Li Sheng looked puzzled.And Thomas looked at Li Sheng with a strange expression on his face.

Li Sheng asked Tia whose face was flushed because of the trot: "Are you going back with us?"

Tia didn't speak.Li Shengzai just remembered that this girl from a primitive tribe might not be able to understand such a long sentence.He thought for a while, and asked in words she might understand: "Where are you going?"

"Home." Tia pointed at him and said.

Li Sheng wanted to ask her what to do with him home?But he knew that the communication skills between the two were not yet at this level.He looked at Thomas helplessly, wishing he could figure it out.

Thomas shrugged, saying there was nothing he could do.

He had to rely on himself: "You, go home." He pointed to the direction of the tribe, and then pointed to the direction of the farm. "I go home."

He didn't expect Tia to shake her head violently.The worst thing is that after she shook her head, she looked at him aggrieved but firmly and said, "I, my wife. Go home." She pointed at herself first, then at Li Sheng, and finally at the place where Li Sheng went home. reverse.

But what the hell is this "wife" she's talking about?He is not Ah San, he likes to marry a little girl who is about 90 years old.Most importantly, when did he marry her?

But the two couldn't tell.He reached out and took Tia's hand, and was about to go to the tribe.

Tia understood what he meant, and struggled to squat down but refused to leave.Eyes already filled with tears.

He didn't dare to use force, or he would have to drag her to the ground.

Thomas said suddenly, "Lee, I think there is some misunderstanding here."

"What misunderstanding? With whom?" Li Sheng didn't understand what he meant.

"Maybe the gift you gave was used as a betrothal gift. The bonfire party last night... Maybe it was the engagement ball between you and Tia." Thomas seemed to have woken up a bit. "Tia seemed different from other girls last night."

"What's the difference?" Li Sheng knew what he was talking about just as soon as he asked.Last night, only Tia was wearing a wreath in the audience.

But isn't that what he puts on before the gift?
But in any case, maybe it really has something to do with his gift.Maybe Taklolo thought he was giving the gift to marry his own daughter.

All he felt was a thunderbolt.I gave a small gift and got a wife to return the gift. This is a cheap pick. He may be the first in human history! !

And in the documentaries he has seen about aboriginal weddings, there has never been such a simple wedding ceremony.The simplest one also needs to send gifts back and forth, and both men and women need to accept various tests.He remembered the most deceitful wedding ceremony, which required the man to hold a wooden knife and cut down a big tree with a diameter of nearly two feet at breast height within a certain period of time.

Why is Tia's tribal wedding ceremony so simple?
Wait, isn't that the purpose of that wooden knife?Not married, but engaged?He wants to marry Tia, and he needs to use the wooden knife to chop down trees.And that knife was for him to practice with?
But now is not the time to discuss such matters.

Li Sheng let go of Tia's hand, moaned weakly, and said to Thomas, "But, she's only under 12 years old."

"Maybe they think they can marry at the age of 12." Thomas shrugged, with a look of helplessness on his face, but there was actually a hint of humor mixed in.

Li Sheng really didn't know what to do.He squatted down and met Shang Tia's aggrieved eyes: "Tia, listen to me." He said every word. "You are still young. I, you, are not suitable. You, go home!"

Tia bit her lip and shook her head.

Li Sheng didn't know whether to be happy or depressed.The good news is that their communication will be much easier.Depressed, she shook her head.

"Are you sure you really understand?"

Thomas also had a bit of a headache about this, so he couldn't care less about continuing to watch the show, and said, "Li, I think it's best not to let Tia go back for a while until I don't know how their tribe treats marriage."

custom?

Li Sheng suddenly felt that he hated this thing.

He sighed and said to Tia: "From now on, you will call me brother. You are my sister now. Do you understand?"

Regardless of whether Tia understood it or not, he understood it anyway.

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Blush, too many typos.It has been repaired again.

(End of this chapter)