Tomb Raiders Codex

Chapter 425 Teaching
When I opened my eyes the next morning, I saw that corpse fairy, like the description of tofu, standing upright like a log by the bed. According to this state, I am afraid that it will follow me wherever I go.With its current dress, it can't go out to meet people. I estimated a size, called the lady boss downstairs, and gave her some labor fees to help complete a suit and send it in.When I knocked on the door, I hurriedly covered the corpse fairy with a quilt, covered it up, and only changed clothes after the person left.

I thought to myself that I had had enough these few days. First I changed clothes for the corpse king, and now I changed clothes for the corpse fairy, and they were all male corpses. If it was a female corpse, I would be more balanced.Waiting for a set to be packed, I couldn't find the scissors for a while, so I braided it. Although it was a bit weird, it was not as eye-catching as before.

As for the feather coat, it has not rotted or rotted for more than 1000 years. It is colorful and unique in shape. It is a good product and I put it away.

After everything was packed, it was already noon, I went downstairs, and Shi Xian followed behind me with a sullen face.The lady proprietress of the hotel was stunned. She guessed that she didn't understand why there were only two people when she went in and there were only two people when she came out.Finally, she looked at the corpse fairy's face again, her eyes couldn't move away, and she gulped.

In terms of appearance, the corpse fairy is very lethal. I have seen many handsome men and beautiful women, but I have never seen this kind of appearance. I suspect that the real Puzhen should not have this appearance, maybe he is raising corpses It was raised in the process of immortality, because it is difficult for people in reality to look so perfect, it gives me the feeling that it is like a person walking out of a painting.I'm a man so it's okay to say, but this kind of appearance is absolutely lethal to women.

The corpse fairy followed me all the way, almost causing a traffic jam. The rate of turning heads and stopping rate reached [-]%, let alone the girl who struck up a conversation with me.In the end, it was really helpless, so I hurriedly bought a pair of big sunglasses for it to wear, bought some food, and sent them to Lu Su and Mr. Chen.During this process, the corpse fairy followed closely behind, and Lu Su and Mr. Chen didn't react for a while.

Lu Su signaled it with his eyes and said, "Brother Chen, who is this?"

I gave a wry smile, and took off the corpse fairy's sunglasses. Mr. Chen had a mouthful of porridge in his mouth, and when he took off his sunglasses, the porridge spewed out.

"Cough cough cough... Corpse, Corpse Immortal!" I patted his back and said, "Old man, don't get excited, it's not dangerous."

Lu Su hissed, and said in surprise, "What's going on?" I then told the story of Tofu. Lu Su was happy when he heard this, and said, "Brother Dou is safe and sound, so I'm relieved." Said: Pretend, you continue to pretend, in the Xuanbing tomb, you almost killed someone, now you have a sincere face.

But things in this world are like this, some things can't be thought deeply, and it will make one's heart chill when thinking deeply.Most of the time, life can only be superficial, so the old saying goes: it is rare to be confused.The two of us also pretended to be confused with our understanding, not to tear this layer of face.After hahaha for a few times, Lu Su became pensive, stared at the corpse fairy, and said: "If this is the case, then there is no clue to be found from it."

I nodded and said: "I can't speak, I don't seem to have any thinking, I don't take the initiative to hurt people, but I will smoke according to instinct, and I will resist the attack... I don't know what's going on in this state, but if you want to get out of it It is impossible to ask anything out of its mouth.” According to the content of the stolen silk book in the statement, the reason Puzhen was able to create the black lamp and grasp the 'key' was due to an experience in his youth. .Lu Su has always wanted to master the method of making the 'key', so he wanted to start with the corpse fairy. Now it seems that this corpse fairy is ignorant and ignorant, and Lu Su's wishful thinking is in vain.

After I finished speaking, Lu Su turned his eyes away from the corpse fairy and said, "Brother Chen, what are your plans for the future?"

I became vigilant in my heart, and said to myself, why is he asking this?After thinking about it, I instantly understood what Lu Su meant.It seems that he has no intention of giving up, and he still wants to use his strength on the corpse fairy, so I said: "When Mr. Chen recovers from his illness, I have to go back to Shenzhen. This corpse fairy probably won't be able to get rid of him, so I have to go with me."

Lu Su nodded thoughtfully, finally smiled, and said, "Leave it to me, old man Chen. Don't worry, the old man is kind to us, and I will arrange it properly." Lu Su handles things I'm still very relieved, as a person like him, he won't mess around in this matter.

When he spoke, Mr. Chen said: "Xiao Chen, if you have something to do, go and take care of your business. Don't worry about me. It's my Tiande. You can take care of me in the future." I nodded, thinking that I would wait until the next time I go BJ, I have to 'visit' that Chen Tiande again, not for anything else, but for Mr. Chen's kindness, and I have to repay it. '

So in the afternoon, I called Zhuan Rui and asked him to help get a fake certificate for Shixian. Zhuan Rui is quite righteous, and our friendship is not deep or shallow, but if there is anything we need to help, there is never any After I declined, I told him about the safety of tofu on the phone, but his tone was still lukewarm, and he said, "That's good, I'm still investigating the matter of Huyuduo, and there are some clues, and I will need your help at that time. "

I said, "I will do my part in your affairs, and let me know anytime you have any news."

I didn't dare to take it on a plane or train because I was worried that something would happen to the corpse fairy halfway, so I took a long-distance bus, going around and around, and tossed for several days before returning to Shenzhen.

When I arrived at the shop, Tofu was huddling on a chair with bare feet and playing chess with Cyclops. I walked up calmly and kicked him directly on the chessboard.

"Ouch! Who the hell dares to kick me!" Tofu cursed and raised his head. When he saw me, and then saw my ugly face, he swallowed hard, pouted his buttocks with a dry smile, and said, "You are allowed to kick me again." , don't be angry after kicking."

I was originally full of anger, but when I saw this, most of my anger disappeared, I looked it over, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong, so I said: "Okay, I'm fine, I'm tired, I'm going upstairs to sleep, you look at this thing. "I pointed to the corpse fairy.Tofu turned his gaze, only to find that there was another person standing at the door.He has been with the corpse fairy for a long time. Although the corpse fairy wears sunglasses, he still recognizes him at a glance. He jumped up in surprise and said, "Wood! Do you still know me?"

He took off the corpse fairy's sunglasses, and the thing's eyeballs moved to Tofu's body, and there was no other reaction, but then, as soon as Tofu left, it followed Tofu's movements, but it stopped following me upstairs.Cyclops had already heard what happened to Tofu, and joked when he saw this: "This corpse fairy is very nostalgic, does it follow him when going to the toilet?"

When Tofu heard the words, he said rather depressedly: "Follow me, go to the toilet, take a bath, why do you think this is? Is it possible that, like that little chick, she becomes the mother of the first live animal she sees after hatching? "

I said, "What are you thinking? Even so, the first thing it saw was Lu Su. You huddled up and hid behind me. It's not your turn to be a mother."

After being reminded by me, Tofu scratched his head and said, "Then I don't know what's going on. Do you think this corpse fairy has a brain?" Cyclops shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.When I was tired, I didn't bother to pay attention to them. I gave a few instructions to watch the corpse fairy, so I went upstairs to sleep, and slept until night.

When I got up, the shop was closed, and Tofu and Cyclops were sitting in front of the TV watching the treasure appraisal program. At this moment, I suddenly found that the corpse fairy was also sitting on the sofa.I was startled, and thought to myself that this corpse fairy has been with me for several days, standing like a log all the time, why is he sitting down now?

Catching my gaze, Tofu smiled triumphantly, waved to me, and said, "Old Chen, come here, I'll give you a show." Immediately afterwards, he pointed at me and said to the corpse fairy: "Chen... ..." I folded my hands, leaned against the door without making a sound, and said to myself, I would like to see what kind of moth you can make.

But when Tofu pointed at me and said my name no less than twenty times in a row, the corpse fairy suddenly spoke: "Chen...xuan..."

I was startled and said, "Can it talk?"

Tofu was very proud, put his arms around Cyclops' shoulders, and said: "I have been tossing around it with the old dragon all afternoon, and we found that its condition is similar to that of autistic children. Do you know about autism? As long as you teach it, you can still teach it." Yes, we will teach it to sit in the afternoon, otherwise it will stand by the side all the time, and people who watch it will get upset."

I exhaled and said, "That's fine, I'll leave it to you in the future."

Tofu was taken aback, and said, "Why?"

I said: "Mentally handicapped children and autistic children, aren't they a perfect match?"Tofu was very depressed, put his arms around Shixian's shoulders, and said, "Wu Mu, he despises us. You say he is a mentally twisted person, why should he despise us?"

The corpse fairy's eyeballs moved, but there was still not much reaction.

I turned on the computer, started to check the Internet, chatted with Miss Gu on QQ, and didn't think about anything else.The map of King Juer's tomb is in Lu Su's hands. It's useless to think about it now, but I know.As long as we master the corpse fairy, Lu Su will take the initiative to find him sooner or later.

After a hundred days of painful menstruation, at least two or three months, my life is peaceful.

(End of this chapter)