Snake King begging Ji

Chapter 15 Spring Fortune: The Nine Kings Go to Hangzhou (4)

What can we do now?Do you want her to use the snake beating on TV to get seven inches?
But wait, where is its seven inches?Besides, people and snakes are not stupid, with Tian Panpan's skill, is he going to stay still until she goes to grab it seven inches?
sick thoughts.
Tian Panpan felt that his brain was not enough immediately, and he stared at the snake stiffly.

It also stared at her intently, with a icy-cold light in its apricot-yellow eyes.

Hey, the east wind is blowing, and the snowflakes are fluttering. After such a stalemate, Tian Panpan was shivering from the cold, and thought: If I continue standing like this, before it eats me, I will probably freeze to death.

So I had no choice but to build up my courage, and said in a voice slightly louder than a mosquito humming: "I said...well, Brother Snake, can we discuss it?"

It tilted its head, as if it could understand her words.

This girl must be a snake spirit!

However, it is said that snake spirits are generally easier to bribe.

So Panpan became more courageous, and said again: "Look, it's so cold and the wind is so strong, there is no way for us to stay so stiff, right? What's more, shouldn't your old man be warming up at this time?" Is it hibernating in the cave? Why are you so excited to come out for a stroll?

Dare to be hungry?That...hehe, neither my sister nor I taste good. Don’t look at my sister looking white, pink and tender. Let me tell you secretly, she never takes a bath and puts it on her body every day. Put on ten catties and eight catties of face powder, think about it, is that face powder edible?I must have indigestion after eating it!

As for me, let alone, look at my face full of pockmarks, hey, I am still born with oily skin. I also have body odor. Anyway, you know how unpalatable it is... How about it, let's have a fight discuss.As long as you let us go, tomorrow I will send someone to send ten, oh no, a hundred fat and big frogs to honor you, what do you think? "

In his limited biological knowledge, Tian Panpan Children's Shoes still remembers that snakes like to eat frogs the most.

So, it should be right to bribe the frog to give it, right?
After finishing speaking, he happily waited for Brother Snake's reaction.

Not knowing if it was an illusion, Tian Panpan felt guilty that the snake looked at her with disdain.

(End of this chapter)