Mad wife married: Lord, don't be arrogant!
Chapter 6? Bridal chamber quarrel, who wins?
Chapter 6 Bridal chamber quarrel, who wins
"Impossible! She asked me to hold down this acupoint, as long as I feel pain, I'm poisoned!" Lu Jiashu retorted, pointing at the Tanzhong acupoint.
Ji Yulan burst into laughter when he heard the words, and the laughter became louder and louder, even to the point of leaning forward and backward.
"What are you laughing at! Get rid of the poison quickly!" Lu Jiashu became furious, knocked on the table, and urged.
"Haha, I laughed so hard, you idiot! This is the Tanzhong acupoint, and normal people will feel pain when pressing it. If you press it hard, or if you have a blockage of qi and blood, you will feel severe pain!" Ji Yulan laughed out of breath Take a breath.
"What!" Lu Jiashu jumped up when he heard the words, his handsome face was contorted with anger, and he said through gritted teeth, "So Shu Yunqing is playing tricks on me? She's playing tricks on me for ten days with a paralyzed face?!"
Ji Yulan couldn't take care of herself with laughter, so she nodded her head. Lu Jiashu's face was so dark that it turned into a pan, and as soon as he lifted his robe, he was about to rush out: "I'll settle the score with her!"
"Hey, hey!" Ji Yulan hurriedly pulled him back, and persuaded, "Since they are married, she is your wife. Make big things small and small things small, so don't be impulsive."
Lu Jiashu only felt so angry that his hair was on fire. He pushed Ji Yulan away and said each word: "Okay! If I don't shake up this husband tonight, my name as the little overlord of Yangzhou will be destroyed." Write it upside down!"
After all, he strode out of the door and went straight to the new house.
Inside the room, Shu Yunqing was sitting upright on the bed, with a graceful figure.
Lu Jiashu shouted back the servants, and lifted Shu Yunqing's hijab, the two looked at each other, and Shu Yunqing's beautiful face was reflected in his eyes without any defense.
Shu Yunqing was originally pretty, but now that she put on makeup, her brows are more attractive and her face is more charming.
Lu Jiashu stared blankly for another moment, and even swallowed Zhongxing Master's questioning words along with his saliva.
"Husband, it's against etiquette to lift the hijab like this." Shu Yun smiled faintly. Against the backdrop of the bright red wedding dress, she became more and more glamorous and enchanting, almost like a seductive fairy.
"You! You! Did you trick me! That pill is not poison at all!" Lu Jiashu shook his head vigorously, trying to convince himself not to be fooled by beauty, and said sternly.
"Pfft—" Shu Yunqing also laughed, and said innocently, "That was a hawthorn ball, I didn't expect my husband to be so innocent and deceitful—"
"You call me stupid?" Lu Jiashu became furious when he heard that, paced up and down the room, and said angrily, "How dare you call me stupid, you deep-minded woman?"
"I haven't consummated the house yet, and I'm still a big girl with yellow flowers. How can I be a woman? Husband's words, it won't be too late to scold tomorrow." Shu Yunqing was very calm, and replied calmly.
"You still want to consummate the house, consummate the house! You are dreaming of your big head!" Lu Jiashu saw that she was not apologetic, and remembered that he had been jumping and bouncing against the servants of Lu's mansion for more than ten days, and his whole body trembled with anger.
"Yes! I'm not consummating the house! I'll make you a widow for the rest of your life! I still have to go to the brothel, I'll go to the brothel now, tomorrow you can wait for the whole Yangzhou city to see your jokes!" Lu Jiashu was furious and pointed Watching Shu Yunqing scold.
"Husband, since we have all paid homage, the old saying is good, if you cultivate for a hundred years, you can cross the same boat, and if you cultivate for a thousand years, you can sleep together, do you really want to embarrass me like this?" Shu Yunqing persuaded softly.
Her attitude softened, and Lu Jiashu's whole body fluttered, and he hummed: "If you want me to show you face, it's not impossible. You kneel in front of this bed all night and apologize to me, and I will forgive you. about you!"
Shu Yunqing sneered, then yawned hugely, took off the phoenix coronet outside, and lay down on the bed.
Lu Jiashu: "."
"Shu Yunqing! What do you mean! Are you forcing me to go to the brothel? How dare you ignore your husband? Aren't you a noble girl? Do you know the three obediences and the four virtues?" Lu Jiashu frowned again, standing beside the bed Pointing at Shu Yunqing and cursing.
Shu Yunqing sighed leisurely: "To tell you the truth, I'm in a whole mess now, and I have no choice but to marry you, but since I have taken the name of Mrs. Lu, I am willing to do my best as a wife." If you like me, I will live with you well. If you don’t like me, I won’t make it difficult for you. Of course, I don’t like to make it difficult for myself. Since you don’t like me, naturally I won’t Licking my face to please you, you are going to the brothel, please go ahead, anyway, there are hundreds of servants guarding outside, if you have the ability, fly out."
Lu Jiashu: "." He lived for 20 years!It was the first time I saw such a shameless, arrogant and unreasonable woman!
"What does it matter to me that you are trapped? Why do you force me to get married?" Lu Jiashu went crazy.
"Then you just bumped into each other, didn't you? You also agreed to get married. This is the husband-in-law I found based on my ability. What's wrong with me?" Shu Yunqing said innocently.
"You are simply, you are simply unreasonable! Shameless! I don't know what to say! Nonsense!" Lu Jiashu was incoherent in anger, and stepped forward to pick up Shu Yunqing, "I don't care, you have to lie to me about taking poison. Kneel down and apologize to me, otherwise this matter will never end!"
Shu Yunqing was picked up by her, and Lu Jiashu's strength was too great, and she tore off her robe at once, revealing a section of round, white and fragrant shoulders.
Lu Jiashu was suddenly fascinated again, not only froze, but also had a nosebleed——
Shu Yunqing came back to her senses suddenly, she was filled with embarrassment and anger, her face was hot, she quickly covered her clothes, took out a pack of medicinal powder from her bosom, and sprinkled it on Lu Jiashu's face when he was in a daze.
"Teacher! Hooligan! You said you were going to the brothel, but you got nosebleeds at me! Nasty! You like to kneel so much, you can kneel as much as you want!" Shu Yunqing gritted his teeth and pulled down the curtain , and went to bed with Lu Jiashu on his back.
And the poor Lu Jiashu, who was knocked down by a pack of Ecstasy and Ruanjinsan, kneeled down on the side of the bed with a plop, then leaned against the bed, and passed out.
After a long night, Shu Yunqing tossed and turned on the bed covered with various fruits, and finally stayed up until dawn. When she got up from the bed and yawned, she suddenly met a pair of eyes with extremely resentment and dark circles.
"Shu Yunqing! You damned woman! What the hell did you do to me!" When Lu Jiashu woke up, he felt that his whole body was weak, especially his knees, which had been kneeling all night, were already sore.
"It's nothing, husband, maybe you are too tired." Shu Yunqing quickly showed a virtuous smile, "Let me help you up, grandma and father-in-law are still waiting for us to serve tea."
"Present tea?" Lu Jiashu, who was sore all over, forced a ferocious smile at her, and said sinisterly, "Are you dreaming?"
(End of this chapter)
"Impossible! She asked me to hold down this acupoint, as long as I feel pain, I'm poisoned!" Lu Jiashu retorted, pointing at the Tanzhong acupoint.
Ji Yulan burst into laughter when he heard the words, and the laughter became louder and louder, even to the point of leaning forward and backward.
"What are you laughing at! Get rid of the poison quickly!" Lu Jiashu became furious, knocked on the table, and urged.
"Haha, I laughed so hard, you idiot! This is the Tanzhong acupoint, and normal people will feel pain when pressing it. If you press it hard, or if you have a blockage of qi and blood, you will feel severe pain!" Ji Yulan laughed out of breath Take a breath.
"What!" Lu Jiashu jumped up when he heard the words, his handsome face was contorted with anger, and he said through gritted teeth, "So Shu Yunqing is playing tricks on me? She's playing tricks on me for ten days with a paralyzed face?!"
Ji Yulan couldn't take care of herself with laughter, so she nodded her head. Lu Jiashu's face was so dark that it turned into a pan, and as soon as he lifted his robe, he was about to rush out: "I'll settle the score with her!"
"Hey, hey!" Ji Yulan hurriedly pulled him back, and persuaded, "Since they are married, she is your wife. Make big things small and small things small, so don't be impulsive."
Lu Jiashu only felt so angry that his hair was on fire. He pushed Ji Yulan away and said each word: "Okay! If I don't shake up this husband tonight, my name as the little overlord of Yangzhou will be destroyed." Write it upside down!"
After all, he strode out of the door and went straight to the new house.
Inside the room, Shu Yunqing was sitting upright on the bed, with a graceful figure.
Lu Jiashu shouted back the servants, and lifted Shu Yunqing's hijab, the two looked at each other, and Shu Yunqing's beautiful face was reflected in his eyes without any defense.
Shu Yunqing was originally pretty, but now that she put on makeup, her brows are more attractive and her face is more charming.
Lu Jiashu stared blankly for another moment, and even swallowed Zhongxing Master's questioning words along with his saliva.
"Husband, it's against etiquette to lift the hijab like this." Shu Yun smiled faintly. Against the backdrop of the bright red wedding dress, she became more and more glamorous and enchanting, almost like a seductive fairy.
"You! You! Did you trick me! That pill is not poison at all!" Lu Jiashu shook his head vigorously, trying to convince himself not to be fooled by beauty, and said sternly.
"Pfft—" Shu Yunqing also laughed, and said innocently, "That was a hawthorn ball, I didn't expect my husband to be so innocent and deceitful—"
"You call me stupid?" Lu Jiashu became furious when he heard that, paced up and down the room, and said angrily, "How dare you call me stupid, you deep-minded woman?"
"I haven't consummated the house yet, and I'm still a big girl with yellow flowers. How can I be a woman? Husband's words, it won't be too late to scold tomorrow." Shu Yunqing was very calm, and replied calmly.
"You still want to consummate the house, consummate the house! You are dreaming of your big head!" Lu Jiashu saw that she was not apologetic, and remembered that he had been jumping and bouncing against the servants of Lu's mansion for more than ten days, and his whole body trembled with anger.
"Yes! I'm not consummating the house! I'll make you a widow for the rest of your life! I still have to go to the brothel, I'll go to the brothel now, tomorrow you can wait for the whole Yangzhou city to see your jokes!" Lu Jiashu was furious and pointed Watching Shu Yunqing scold.
"Husband, since we have all paid homage, the old saying is good, if you cultivate for a hundred years, you can cross the same boat, and if you cultivate for a thousand years, you can sleep together, do you really want to embarrass me like this?" Shu Yunqing persuaded softly.
Her attitude softened, and Lu Jiashu's whole body fluttered, and he hummed: "If you want me to show you face, it's not impossible. You kneel in front of this bed all night and apologize to me, and I will forgive you. about you!"
Shu Yunqing sneered, then yawned hugely, took off the phoenix coronet outside, and lay down on the bed.
Lu Jiashu: "."
"Shu Yunqing! What do you mean! Are you forcing me to go to the brothel? How dare you ignore your husband? Aren't you a noble girl? Do you know the three obediences and the four virtues?" Lu Jiashu frowned again, standing beside the bed Pointing at Shu Yunqing and cursing.
Shu Yunqing sighed leisurely: "To tell you the truth, I'm in a whole mess now, and I have no choice but to marry you, but since I have taken the name of Mrs. Lu, I am willing to do my best as a wife." If you like me, I will live with you well. If you don’t like me, I won’t make it difficult for you. Of course, I don’t like to make it difficult for myself. Since you don’t like me, naturally I won’t Licking my face to please you, you are going to the brothel, please go ahead, anyway, there are hundreds of servants guarding outside, if you have the ability, fly out."
Lu Jiashu: "." He lived for 20 years!It was the first time I saw such a shameless, arrogant and unreasonable woman!
"What does it matter to me that you are trapped? Why do you force me to get married?" Lu Jiashu went crazy.
"Then you just bumped into each other, didn't you? You also agreed to get married. This is the husband-in-law I found based on my ability. What's wrong with me?" Shu Yunqing said innocently.
"You are simply, you are simply unreasonable! Shameless! I don't know what to say! Nonsense!" Lu Jiashu was incoherent in anger, and stepped forward to pick up Shu Yunqing, "I don't care, you have to lie to me about taking poison. Kneel down and apologize to me, otherwise this matter will never end!"
Shu Yunqing was picked up by her, and Lu Jiashu's strength was too great, and she tore off her robe at once, revealing a section of round, white and fragrant shoulders.
Lu Jiashu was suddenly fascinated again, not only froze, but also had a nosebleed——
Shu Yunqing came back to her senses suddenly, she was filled with embarrassment and anger, her face was hot, she quickly covered her clothes, took out a pack of medicinal powder from her bosom, and sprinkled it on Lu Jiashu's face when he was in a daze.
"Teacher! Hooligan! You said you were going to the brothel, but you got nosebleeds at me! Nasty! You like to kneel so much, you can kneel as much as you want!" Shu Yunqing gritted his teeth and pulled down the curtain , and went to bed with Lu Jiashu on his back.
And the poor Lu Jiashu, who was knocked down by a pack of Ecstasy and Ruanjinsan, kneeled down on the side of the bed with a plop, then leaned against the bed, and passed out.
After a long night, Shu Yunqing tossed and turned on the bed covered with various fruits, and finally stayed up until dawn. When she got up from the bed and yawned, she suddenly met a pair of eyes with extremely resentment and dark circles.
"Shu Yunqing! You damned woman! What the hell did you do to me!" When Lu Jiashu woke up, he felt that his whole body was weak, especially his knees, which had been kneeling all night, were already sore.
"It's nothing, husband, maybe you are too tired." Shu Yunqing quickly showed a virtuous smile, "Let me help you up, grandma and father-in-law are still waiting for us to serve tea."
"Present tea?" Lu Jiashu, who was sore all over, forced a ferocious smile at her, and said sinisterly, "Are you dreaming?"
(End of this chapter)
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