Chapter90
Since he doesn't have a girlfriend, Song Xiaofei will naturally not be able to learn about cup size without a teacher, so he humbly tutors:
A cup - Airport: airport; B cup - Barelythere: there is almost no; C cup - Cando: improvise; D cup - Damngood: really fit; E cup - Ecstasy: ecstasy; F cup - —Fake: Fake, right? ;G Cup—God: Oh my God;H Cup—Horrible:It's terrible;I Cup—Ican'tbelieveit:Unbelievable;J Cup—Joke:Funny;K Cup—Kidding:It's a big joke ; L cup - Large: giant; M cup - Monster: monster.
It seems that there are so many cups for women. From A to M, there are actually thirteen grades.
Song Xiaofei secretly looked at Hua Xiangrong and chuckled.He furtively thought, A to M cups, B cups are just the second last largest. B cups are Barelythere, which means that there are almost none there.Since there are almost none, why is Hua Xiangrong so proud?He also seemed quite proud.
Song Xiaofei remembered again, a dirty joke that he saw in a book recently:
There was a man who went to the mall alone to help his wife buy underwear.
The salesperson in the mall asked him: "What type of underwear does your wife wear? A cup, B cup, or C cup?" The man was confused, and he shook his head: "I don't know." Do your breasts look like oranges?" The man shook his head.The salesperson asked again: "Is it like an apple?" The man shook his head again.The salesperson looked at him sympathetically: "That's like an egg." The man nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's like an egg, but it's like a fried egg."
Song Xiaofei reckoned that Hua Xiangrong's B cup—er, from A to M, the second-to-last breast, might be like an egg, at most it's not like a fried egg, that's all.
Seeing Song Xiaofei secretly laughing, Hua Xiangrong guessed it was not a good thing, so she glared at him: "What are you laughing at?"
Song Xiaofei quickly restrained his smile, straightened his face, and pretended to be serious: "Did I smile? I didn't smile, okay?"
Hua Xiangrong hummed.
Song Xiaofei sniggered furtively again.
(End of this chapter)
Since he doesn't have a girlfriend, Song Xiaofei will naturally not be able to learn about cup size without a teacher, so he humbly tutors:
A cup - Airport: airport; B cup - Barelythere: there is almost no; C cup - Cando: improvise; D cup - Damngood: really fit; E cup - Ecstasy: ecstasy; F cup - —Fake: Fake, right? ;G Cup—God: Oh my God;H Cup—Horrible:It's terrible;I Cup—Ican'tbelieveit:Unbelievable;J Cup—Joke:Funny;K Cup—Kidding:It's a big joke ; L cup - Large: giant; M cup - Monster: monster.
It seems that there are so many cups for women. From A to M, there are actually thirteen grades.
Song Xiaofei secretly looked at Hua Xiangrong and chuckled.He furtively thought, A to M cups, B cups are just the second last largest. B cups are Barelythere, which means that there are almost none there.Since there are almost none, why is Hua Xiangrong so proud?He also seemed quite proud.
Song Xiaofei remembered again, a dirty joke that he saw in a book recently:
There was a man who went to the mall alone to help his wife buy underwear.
The salesperson in the mall asked him: "What type of underwear does your wife wear? A cup, B cup, or C cup?" The man was confused, and he shook his head: "I don't know." Do your breasts look like oranges?" The man shook his head.The salesperson asked again: "Is it like an apple?" The man shook his head again.The salesperson looked at him sympathetically: "That's like an egg." The man nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's like an egg, but it's like a fried egg."
Song Xiaofei reckoned that Hua Xiangrong's B cup—er, from A to M, the second-to-last breast, might be like an egg, at most it's not like a fried egg, that's all.
Seeing Song Xiaofei secretly laughing, Hua Xiangrong guessed it was not a good thing, so she glared at him: "What are you laughing at?"
Song Xiaofei quickly restrained his smile, straightened his face, and pretended to be serious: "Did I smile? I didn't smile, okay?"
Hua Xiangrong hummed.
Song Xiaofei sniggered furtively again.
(End of this chapter)
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