psychochemist

Chapter 299
The speed at which I turned my face came from the thickness of your skin.

Originally, the plot was developing smoothly according to Mayor Zhu's wishes, but a young man appeared out of nowhere to disrupt the situation.

Everyone looked at Yu Fan who had spoken loudly just now.

Wang Haoqian also gave Yu Fan a look, and said: "Yu Fan, don't make trouble, go home!" This is a paternalistic command tone.

Yu Fan was completely unmoved, and treated Wang Hao's words as a breeze blowing past him.

Mayor Zhu was also very curious, walked over, approached Yu Fan, and said, "Huh? I remember you, you are not the one today..."

"Poverty Wisdom Stick, the [-]th generation disciple of Liaomei Monastery in Zhongnan Mountain." Yu Fan had a detached expression on his face.And Wang Haoqian looked at Yu Fan with a look of surprise, completely unaware of what he was going to do.

Mayor Zhu: "I remembered, you are the Taoist leader, I have a deep impression on you, I also said how Mr. Wang still knows friends from Taoism, haha."

There were crowds booing nearby, shouting: "Such a young Taoist priest? Still a big disciple? Liar?"

Yu Fan looked sideways slightly, smiled faintly, and said to the man: "If Xiuying knew that you said such disrespectful words, she would definitely come back from afar and slap you!" Yu Fan's nonsensical words made everyone dumbfounded ,I do not understand the meaning.

The booing crowd suddenly jumped up from the ground, took a few steps back in horror, and said, "You...how do you know my second aunt? And...you also know that she is dead?"

Yu Fan's expression was indifferent: "Pin Dao has followed Master to practice Dharma in Zhongnan Mountain since he was a child, and he was lucky enough to learn some supernatural powers to see into the heavens. He usually doesn't want to know people. Today's fate is here, so I'm shaking my head. I just want to tell you, Xiu Ying often misses you, remember her more when you have time!"

The booing crowd bowed repeatedly and shouted: "I was wrong, I was wrong, the Taoist priest, I'm sorry, I offended just now, I... I actually forgot to burn paper for her this year, and I will not be negligent next time! "After finishing speaking, he ran away.

Everyone present was dumbfounded. How could this young Taoist know the name of a third aunt who had never met before?And you know she's dead?What's more frightening is that he can still convey the wishes of the dead?

Yu Fan's performance made everyone stand in awe of him.

In fact, Yu Fan doesn't have any supernatural powers, he just used a little psychological trick, which Yu Fan called "self-inertia positioning".To put it simply, as long as you give the other party some vague expressions, and then pretend to be mysterious, the other party will self-match the information you give, match the description that fits your own situation, and then believe in the prophet .

Many fortune tellers often use this trick to deceive people.For example, he would tell the fortune-teller: "The turning point of your fate happened under the third tree downstairs in your house. When you find the tree, take a pee, and your luck will turn around." The description can make the fortune-teller think about it. He tried hard to think that he might think that when he was a child, he seemed to hit a tree when he was riding a bicycle. That tree seemed to be the third tree, so he associated the description of the fortune-teller , it is definitely the tree.But if you think about it carefully, the fortune-telling liar actually didn't say anything substantive. He didn't say whether it was his old home or his new home, he didn't say what year it was, or even what happened.All this is the imagination of the fortune teller.In the end, he would tell others: "This fortune teller is so good, it can even calculate things from my childhood, and it is so accurate."

Yu Fan is using this trick, and Yu Fan knows that in the 60s, there were a lot of people called "Xiuying", "Jianguo", "Xuejun" and so on.And interpersonal psychology has statistics, there is a high probability that there will be people with such names among the people you know.So Yu Fan only needs to pretend that he is very familiar with "Xiuying", and then directly give an ambiguous sentence, "I will definitely come back from afar to slap your mouth immediately!" I began to search for information: "Which Xiuying? Why did Xiuying beat me?" In addition, Yu Fan deliberately used "coming back from afar" in the description. This kind of vague description can also have a lot of understanding. Is Xiuying dead?Or is it out of town?etc.

Yu Fan just transformed a "psychological fantasy", and then the yelling person materialized it himself, and then smashed it in his face.

Wang Haoqian knew Yu Fan's true identity, he didn't know what to say to Yu Fan, he just shouted: "You...you...?"

"You, you, you, what are you? You invited me all the way from Zhongnanshan to attend your banquet, and you kept saying that you would invite me to do a 'fortune trick' for your ancestral house. But you didn't take me at all today. To put it in perspective, when you introduce me to others, don’t tell me my full name. When you gave out red envelopes to everyone just now, I stood by for so long, and I didn’t see you give me a red envelope. You are too rude!” Yu Fan Interrupt Wang Haoqin's words.

Wang Hao was speechless, he didn't know what Yu Fan was talking about.

Yu Fan pretended to be very angry, and angrily reprimanded Wang Haoqian: "If virtue is not worthy, there will be disasters! Your moral character is not worthy of these wealth!"

Wang Hao felt bewildered.

Yu Fan continued to reprimand: "What's the matter? Are you speechless? In fact, you know better than anyone else where your money comes from! If you hadn't come to our Taoist temple to make a wish with sincerity, how could my master have given you money?" The 'Golden Gate Qi' is imparted to you!"

The spirit of the Golden Gate? !Such a tall name, which attracted everyone's curiosity even more.The onlookers heard some truths that it was the "Golden Gate spirit" that Wang Hao begged for that made him rich.

Yu Fan continued to scold: "Look at you now! Besides being rich, what else are you? You——are——what?" This sentence is a pun, not just What Yu Fan said using his virtual Taoist identity was to use Fan's own identity to satirize Wang Haoqin's embarrassment at this time.

Among the people present, perhaps only Wang Haoqin could understand the sarcasm in Yu Fan's words.Wang Hao bowed his head in shame. One of the 16 members of Hengrun was so scolded by a Hengrun junior that he couldn't lift his head.

Mayor Zhu is a man who is obsessed with money. When he heard that there is such a mysterious and wonderful thing in the world, he stepped forward to ask humbly: "May I ask, what is the 'Golden Gate Qi' you just mentioned?" ? May I ask too?"

Yu Fan lowered his eyebrows and slanted his eyes, and said to Mayor Zhu compassionately: "The spirit of Jinmen is the only way to gather wealth. Mayor Zhu, you are also a pious person. You burn incense and pray for blessings every day, and you want to get Jinmen. Qi, why not?"

Mayor Zhu's eyes widened suddenly, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said in surprise and even more humbly: "Master, how do you know that I am also a devout believer? And you also know that I usually burn incense to pray for blessings? We should have Never met before?"

Yu Fan smiled mysteriously and said, "I just know."

　Comedies in the world often do not need money, but tragedies in the world are often inseparable from money. ——Hydroxyhopafone
　　
　
(End of this chapter)