psychochemist

Chapter 41 Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers
Yu Fan went to the steamed stuffed bun shop at the gate of the community to buy Amao's favorite steamed stuffed bun, and then bought a few delicious freshly made cakes from the bakery.

Yu Fan returned to the community, and Amao was still waiting for Yu Fan pitifully. Yu Fan gave the buns to Amao, and Amao was probably hungry and cold, so he started babbling without raising his head.Seeing Amao's appearance, Yu Fan nodded in relief.

The noise of the brats playing was still raging in the square of the community. The two twin brats were among them just now, holding water guns and screaming at people everywhere. The children and adults next to them also hid far away. The four or five-year-old Children and dogs would dislike it, this sentence is not unreasonable.The red-clothed mother of the two bear children is not around, maybe she went home first, or joined the square dance army.

Yu Fan casually found a stool near the two brats in the square and sat down.Yu Fan opened the steaming cake bag, took out the cake and began to eat it. The baking aroma of the cake spread all over the place, and anyone who smelled it would drool.

These two brats were no exception. The two brats leaned over and looked at Yu Fan's delicious food. They were so greedy that one brat asked, "Uncle, what are you eating?"

Yu Fan shook the bag and said casually, "Oh, ice cream cakes."

The eyes of the two brats seemed to be shining, and they had a playful smile: "Can you give us one?"

Yu Fan glanced at the bear boy, turned around and said, "No, your mother won't let you eat sweets."

The two brats walked around in front of Yu Fan again: "Uncle, why don't you give us a bite, you give it to us quietly, mom doesn't know."

Yu Fan turned around again and turned his back to the child: "That's not okay, you don't know how to use a microwave oven."

The bear boy asked: "What are you doing with the microwave oven?"

Yu Fan: "This cake needs to be heated in a microwave oven to be delicious, and it won't taste good if it is not heated."

The two brats walked around to Yu Fan again: "Uncle, we know how to use a microwave oven, why don't you just give us a bite."

Yu Fan put the bag on the stool, patted the bag, and said seriously to the two brats: "That's not okay, this thing is not yours, it's mine, it's my freedom to give it to you, it's up to you I don't want to give you the performance of bullying stray dogs just now."

The two brats drooped their heads, feeling very disappointed.But suddenly, a brat shouted in the direction behind Yu Fan: "Mom, uncle is bullying us!"

Yu Fan was startled, turned his head and explained, "How can I..."

But Yu Fan didn't have their mother behind him, so Yu Fan was fooled!But when Yu Fan turned his head, the two brats had already snatched the bag from the stool and ran away.

Yu Fan yelled: "You two children are really unqualified! Your mother will scold you!" These two children are really bad.

Hearing Yu Fan's roar, Amao also ran to Yu Fan's side not far away, cheering Yu Fan up.

The two children ran very fast. While running, they turned their heads to make faces at Yu Fan, and shouted: "We didn't tell mother, we ate it warm secretly, no one knows, now the ice cream cake is ours, a little bit Slightly~~~" It really looked like a beating.

Yu Fan got up and chased after him, and Ah Mao followed, maybe it was too sudden, the half of the cake left in Yu Fan's hand accidentally fell to the ground.Yu Fan chased after a few steps, stopped, looked at the brat who had already run away, Yu Fan shook his head helplessly, and beckoned Ah Mao to stop chasing, while sighing, he picked up the cake that fell on the ground , There was a lot of mud on the cake, and it was definitely not edible, so Yu Fan threw the cake into the trash can.

Then he silently sat back on the stool just now, with his hands spread out in a helpless manner, Amao also arched Yu Fan with his small nose in distress, as if to tell Yu Fan not to be sad.Yu Fan was stunned for 10 seconds, then reached into the inner pocket of his clothes, took out a bag, opened the bag, a fragrant baking smell came out, Yu Fan smelled it, it was really fragrant~~~~ took out a cake again, broke It became two petals, one half was given to Amao, and the other half was taken by himself and he started to suck.

etc?Wasn't Yu Fan's cake bag snatched by those two brats?Why another bag?
It turned out that when Yu Fan went to buy steamed buns and cakes, he went to the fruit shop and bought a box of durian meat, and the appearance of the durian meat happened to be very similar to the ice cream cake Yu Fan bought. Durian meat is packed in a bag.Then Yu Fan deliberately put the bag containing durian meat on the stool, waiting for the two brats to take the bait.

In other words, the two brats are about to put durians in their own microwave ovens to heat up...

Yu Fan looked at everything in front of him and said to himself: "This is the first time I see a person who steals shit. It seems that the book is right. For 5-year-old children, use reverse suggestion method, and for rebellious children , the more they are not allowed to do anything, the more they will be able to arouse their curious desire, and this kind of desire is beyond the control of children, they will break through this restraint to try these taboos no matter what. As long as you master the half-covered The sense of mystery, the more they are not allowed to eat anything, the more they will rush to eat it, even if it is shit."

Yu Fan touched Amao with a smile, and said, "Brother, I will help you get out of today's tone."

Amao seemed to understand, wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue, as if thanking Yu Fan.

Yu Fan looked at the direction where the two bear children disappeared, and said to himself: "The aroma components of durian fruit include hydrogen sulfide, ethylhydrodisulfide, and several di-alkylpolysulfides. , ethyl acetate, 1-diethoxyethane (1-diethoxyethane) and ethyl-1-methylbutanonate (ethyl-1-methylbutanonate). Didn't know these ingredients were microwaved What will it taste like in the future? I really want to do this experiment, but I still don’t have the courage.”

Yu Fan returned home contentedly. After washing up, he returned to the bedroom. Yu Fan opened all the windows. The weather these days has been good, without the smog of the previous few days. their respective homes.The neighborhood was quiet again.

Looking out of the dark window, quiet time is the best time to organize thoughts, Yu Fan recalled Master Huolong's confession this afternoon.

In the afternoon, in the interrogation room, Master Huolong was moved by Yu Fan's words, and took the initiative to talk about his past with this mysterious organization to Chen Xiangyang and Yu Fan.

It turned out that three years ago, this fire dragon master was also a frustrated retired ordinary person. He has always had a strange disease. When the winter is dry, red spots appear on his body, which is very itchy. He went to many hospitals for examination and blood. , CT, and whole-body MRI (although he himself doesn't know why he still needs to do MRI for skin diseases), but he couldn't find the reason.Until one day, when he came out of the hospital, he happened to meet the most important person in his life, his "benefactor". According to his description, his benefactor was about 50 years old, with a long beard and a former member of the Chemistry Department of XA Jiaotong University. A professor of mine, whose benefactor got terminally ill later, and the hospital couldn't save him, so he resigned and sought medical treatment by himself. cured.

After hearing the story of his benefactor, Huolong Master was skeptical at first.But his benefactor offered to treat Master Huolong, so the master followed his benefactor to a hut in Zhongnan Mountain and practiced for a month, and his skin disease was cured!It doesn't itch anymore, this is an old disease that has plagued him for decades.From then on, Master Huolong believed in his benefactor. Anyway, he had nothing to do after retirement, and he has been practicing with his benefactor. His benefactor let him live alone in a small house in Zhongnan Mountain, and his life is self-sufficient. Zhou only came to guide for half a day, and they called this practice "self-contemplation."This practice has lasted for more than a year, and everything is normal. My daily life consists of meditating and chanting scriptures.The only strange thing is that whenever he wanted to know the details of his benefactor's life experience, the benefactor kept silent.

Until more than a year ago, his benefactor suddenly told Master Huolong that he would preach to the world, and officially gave the title of "Fire Dragon" to the master.So Master Huolong learned these tricks step by step according to the benefactor's requirements. Although Master Huolong didn't understand the chemical principles inside, he only knew how to pour this reagent into that, wipe that reagent on this, etc. He also questioned these tricks Isn't it a lie?But his benefactor told him that as long as it can save people, why not "cheat".Later, Master Huolong started his "acting" career, and his benefactor never appeared again. Instead, he was replaced by "Hongcha envoys" who contacted him in a single line and gave him tasks regularly.Master Huolong also told Yu Fan that the reason why Chen Xiangyang's colleagues were exposed before was that they asked to verify the identity of Hongcha Envoy. Doubt, and Chen Xingyang's colleagues violated this taboo, so they were discovered.

In the end, Yu Fan asked Master Huolong a word: "Until now, do you still believe that your benefactor has unique medical skills?"

The master was silent. His heart must be complicated. Maybe he didn't have the courage to admit that everything he was looking for before was a scam, or he was still lucky about these scams and still thought it was a misunderstanding.

The memories of the afternoon ended here, Yu Fan let out a sigh of relief, and continued to stare blankly out of the window. The night in the neighborhood was always so quiet, except for the occasional cry of a child.

Yu Fan was lying on the bed, playing with his mobile phone for a while, Yu Fan forgot to close the window, the cold wind blew into the house, but Yu Fan was too lazy to get up under the quilt, as long as the quilt was tightly wrapped and there was heating in the room, the cold wind was nothing.But the cries of the children outside became louder and louder, and parents could still hear scolding. There seemed to be more than one scolding sound, and it was mixed with the sound of knocking on the door violently in the distance. It seemed that there were a few more scolding voices. .Yu Fan had no choice but to get up and close the window, and suddenly became much quieter.

Yu Fan fell into a deep sleep.

After many days, I heard from the aunts in the community that that night, it is said that several families quarreled over whether a family stewed shit at home. They even forced the family who stewed shit to move. The neighborhood was buzzing in the middle of the night.

It was inexplicable.

　"Tolerance" is not in the place where people are not, and there is no dispute;
　　
　
(End of this chapter)