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Chapter 136 People from Lich Mountain!
But it was obvious that the mayfly shook the tree, Xiaobai acted as if he didn't exist, no matter how hard Zhang Xiaojun tried, he still couldn't hit him, finally Zhang Xiaojun gave up, sat down on the ground profusely sweating and let out a sigh of relief.

"Xiaobai, I won't play anymore, you can go."

Snapped!
Zhang Xiaojun was stunned for a moment, because Xiaobai slapped his face with a cat's paw, and there was a burst of sourness. Zhang Xiaojun stretched out his finger and pointed at Xiaobai in shock, but Xiaobai left Zhang Xiaojun with a back, and disappeared Without a trace.

"Oh, it's not good to be favored!" Zhang Xiaojun sighed, and began to look at the Xingyi boxing technique, constantly deducing, such an advanced boxing technique with twenty strokes, to combine one punch should be twenty strokes with one punch, or A simple synthesis trick...

……

The next day, another new week, Zhang Xiaojun and the cheerful Chen Qi met in the old place.

"Are you still addicted to saoqi, and you still wear such flirtatious clothes?"

"That is, let me tell you, I will..."

"Do not listen!"

"Are you sure, I went to have a room with Yang Qianqian last night..."

"Then you didn't dare to do anything." Zhang Xiaojun said the following words directly.

"Fuck, how do you know?"

Zhang Xiaojun originally wanted to say that he had experienced it, but when he really got on the horse with a gun, he was still timid. Chen Qi and himself were both virgins, so the situation was probably similar.

"Let's go, you're so cowardly, you talk fiercely, you must be cowardly in that situation, by the way, have you considered Yang Jikang? Nepotism, be careful to suffer, he and the nouveau riche are deadly enemies. "

"This... once you say it is really a matter, I will pay attention to it."

"Okay, let's go."

The two came to school, and after the morning reading, there was Chinese class.

"Today we're going to review "The List of Teachers" carefully. Do you remember what I said before? Read Zhuge Liang?" Glasses asked.

The students below said in unison: "Those who read Zhuge Kongming's "Teacher's Biao" without shedding tears must be unfaithful; those who read Li Lingbo's "Chen Qing Biao" without shedding tears must be unfilial; Those who do not shed tears in the Twelve Lang Wen will surely be unfriended."

"Well, very good. Remember, these three ancient essays are works of great wisdom and great love. You must read the "Teacher's List" that is compulsory for the college entrance examination. Now I will give you 3 minutes to quickly read it again."

"Zhuge Liang...it would be great if I could go back to the Three Kingdoms and drink tea with Zhuge Liang." Zhang Xiaojun said to himself.

"Why don't you go to heaven?" Chen Qi retorted.

"Going to heaven is too simple, by the way, do you think Liu Chan is really stupid or fake?"

"I don't know, I heard it's a fat man. Fat people generally have great wisdom, courage, and talent like me!"

"Oh, I have a chance to check it out."

"Go in your dream, idiot, I'll sleep for a while, you watch it!" After Chen Qi finished speaking, he began to run the super method of sitting and sleeping.

Zhang Xiaojun shook his head, and carefully read "The List of Teachers". When he has the opportunity, he must go to this so-called "Anle Gong" to see this amazing history.

……

In the afternoon, Zhang Xiaojun and Chen Qi walked back after packing their things.

"Aren't you looking for your school belle?"

"No, there are too many people in the school. By the way, I got 10 G of "fruit bag" resources the night before yesterday. Do you want it?"

"That's illegal, you know?"

"I didn't use it for commercial purposes, but several of them looked good. I couldn't figure it out. I took those photos and videos for only 5000 yuan. It's just that, with my financial resources, I can maintain ten or eight. No problem."

"Are you stupid? People like that are starting to borrow money to spend, are you satisfied?"

"Brother has four kidneys."

"Can you be more mentally healthy, I mean money, you can't play around like Xiaowan for a month, alas, after all, the world is still going down, and the wind of comparison is too heavy."

"Since when did you worry about the country and the people?"

"The rise and fall, everyone is responsible!"

"Oh, man, goodbye, I'm going to change the way to go on a date with my little beauty." Chen Qi changed the way on his bicycle as he spoke.

Zhang Xiaojun shrugged his shoulders and went home. As soon as he got home, Zhang Xiaojun drove out in Santana. He set a small goal for himself, to attract at least five guests every week. There is always nothing wrong with being diligent.

Santana drove aimlessly on the highway in the urban area. Several "passengers" stopped Zhang Xiaojun's car, but Zhang Xiaojun refused, soliciting customers depends on his mood.

In the end, he chose to pull a beautiful banshee, but after several glances, he couldn't see the real body of the banshee. If the map didn't show that the woman was purple, he wouldn't have dared to strike up a conversation.

"Hey, beauty, where are you going?" Zhang Xiaojun said to the banshee in a light green dress with beautiful hair and a small bag slung across her shoulders.

"Lich Mountain in the demon world, I heard that your magic weapon is very fast, so I will try it."

"Huh? Emotional beauty, you have been waiting for me, but Lich Mountain is so weird, what are you going to do?"

"Can I come up first?"

Zhang Xiaojun hastily opened the car door, it was really impolite to let people stand and talk to him, "Come on, please."

The woman in green got into the car, put her bag away, and said to Zhang Xiaojun again: "The Lich Mountain is my home, why can't I go?"

"What? You are the Lich King?!"

Zhang Xiaojun was shocked. He deeply remembered the dark clouds and lightning on the top of Lich Mountain. It was almost like something in a Western fantasy movie or TV series. The banshee actually said that her home was Lich Mountain.

"Well, the Lich King is my grandfather, and his 10-year birthday is coming."

"Oh, that's it, okay, then you fasten this thing, and we're leaving!"

"Ah."

After the woman fastened her seat belt, Zhang Xiaojun picked up the speed, and soon reached the suburban road, increased the speed, and quickly crossed the boundary.

"Wow, it crossed the line so quickly, it's much better than my magic weapons, but the environment here..."

"The land of nothingness, it will take a while to get to the range of the demon world, don't open the window."

"Huh? Land of nothingness, why is your magic weapon...could it be a legendary ancient artifact?"

"Ancient artifact? What the hell?"

Zhang Xiaojun made a fuss, and then said: "I...you can treat it as an ancient artifact that recognizes the master."

"Oh, but you, you should be a mortal, right?"

"Yes, I am a mortal, why do I look down on mortals?"

Zhang Xiaojun's tone was a bit wrong, he looked down upon it, and he always felt uncomfortable when he said it in front of his face, just like the current regional discrimination, stealing manhole covers, Zhang Xiaojun, as a southerner, would look down on those who said those words.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaojun was a little angry, the woman covered her mouth and giggled, "What? Did it hurt your self-esteem?"

"No, I just feel uncomfortable. They are all creatures. You follow martial arts and heaven, and we humans follow technology. It is not certain who will win and who will lose when you fight hot weapons."

"Hot weapon?"

"It's just guns and cannons."

(End of this chapter)