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Chapter 167 Xiaobai is also a temper tantrum!
Chapter 167 Xiaobai is also a temper tantrum! (Third update, ask for a ticket)
The time when Zhang Xiaojun came to the Shang Dynasty this time was around four o'clock in the morning, and there was already a faint light in the sky, indicating that the sun was about to rise.
"Ha... Xiaobai, why don't you help me steal the sword back?"
"Aww..." Xiao Bai lazily shook his head and rejected Zhang Xiaojun.
Zhang Xiaojun suddenly thought of a good way, "Xiaobai, help me steal the Xuanyuan Sword back, why don't I offer 100 million spirit stones?"
Xiaobai raised his head slightly, looked at Zhang Xiaojun like a fool, then gave Zhang Xiaojun a "look", and continued to lie down on the box to sleep.
"puff……"
Zhang Xiaojun understood Xiaobai's eyes, meaning that if I don't work, how dare you not give me a spirit stone?Can you come up with some attractive conditions.
"Xiaobai, don't be like this, the Shang Dynasty already has a very strong national power at this time, if they don't know me, I'm going to get someone else's artifact, isn't it courting death?
Look at you, go in and swallow the Xuanyuan Sword secretly, then take it out, let's go home and go to sleep easily, and we can watch a New Year's Eve party or something, my mother said, I will make a lot of delicious food tonight Yes, think about it, how cool it is! "
Xiaobai rolled the cat's eyes. If he could speak, Xiaobai would definitely point to Zhang Xiaojun's forehead and say, "You still have the guts to say, at home, I just eat things that are bigger than your fist. Your mother is afraid that I will spoil them. My baby is suffering so much, what am I?
Although I don't know what I am, I am a big eater, I can devour mountains and rivers, and you eat so much every time... I cried to death. "
Zhang Xiaojun looked at Xiaobai's resentful eyes, and said, "You really don't want to help me? I have to fight so many people by myself, isn't that nonsense? If I was killed, it would be very embarrassing, and you wouldn't If you can’t go back, you’ll have to stay in this ghost place, and you won’t be able to eat braised fish again.”
Xiaobai gave Zhang Xiaojun another look, and then pulled his ears up, as if he was annoyed by Zhang Xiaojun.
Zhang Xiaojun completely knelt down and had to rely on himself. He didn't meet anyone along the way, but Zhang Xiaojun didn't dare to drive too close. He found a hidden boulder and stopped the car.
Looking at the capital of the Shang Dynasty from a distance, there are torches on the city tower, and soldiers patrolling, all holding long spears in their hands.
"It's really hard to be a soldier. Alas, if you don't open the city gate, do I have to wait? Why don't you get scolded when you go back?"
Zhang Xiaojun opened the bag Murong Yunhai gave him with the light of the mobile phone, and out of more than a dozen middle-grade spirit stones, there were some pills and talismans.
"Fireball talisman? Rain-calling talisman? Wind-inducing talisman? Thunder-melting talisman? Fuck, there are a few magic-moving talismans. Is this an earth shield talisman or an earth escape talisman? Damn it, go back and study the alien characters."
Zhang Xiaojun sorted it out roughly, the number of various talisman seals was not necessarily the same, at least there were three, and he still had an unused Wanli Talisman in his hand, suddenly a bold idea appeared in Zhang Xiaojun's mind.
"Pretend to be a ghost!"
Because according to the information Zhang Xiaojun researched, Zu Jia unified the sacrificial matter and obviously had a sense of reverence for the gods. How many people can see it?
"Fuck, Xiaobai, can you have a sense of morality? I earned these dozen middle-grade spirit stones after I was almost beaten to death. You just ate two of them."
"Wow..." Xiaobai let out a deep roar, and Zhang Xiaojun shrank his hands subconsciously.
"What are you doing? I...I'm not letting you eat, can you save it?"
Xiaobai's roar became louder, and Zhang Xiaojun was so frightened that he hurriedly changed his words again, saying: "Oh, I was wrong, I mean... you think I didn't say anything, will you use these talismans?"
"Ow."
With a flash of Xiaobai, the talisman in Zhang Xiaojun's hand disappeared, and then there was a loud thunder in the sky, scaring Zhang Xiaojun to retreat in a hurry.
"Excellent, Xiaobai, although Murong Yunhai said that I can use it, but I need to use blood as a primer, and the effect is not good, and it is easy to throw it out and blow my hands. You... then let's discuss it, and you will be responsible for using it later. Fu Zhuan, I will help pretend to be a god, let's trick Xuanyuanjian back, don't worry, you won't be missing the spirit stone, when Murong Yunhai exchanges my millions of spirit stones, I will give it all to you and me, I don't need it anyway."
Xiaobai groaned and nodded, he didn't know what Murong Yunhai was, but with its secret connection with Zhang Xiaojun, it knew that it was not at a loss, and it would be a trivial matter to cooperate with Zhang Xiaojun.
"That's right, this is a good brother. It's not in vain that I hatched you with the blood of most disposable cups."
"Ouch..."
"Uh...calm down, I forgot that you are mother...daughter, let's go, today we will pay New Year's greetings to these ancestors and have a fireworks show."
One person and one cat walked towards the capital, but a large number of soldiers had already gathered in the capital, and they were rushing towards Zhang Xiaojun and the others.
"Ouch..."
Xiaobai on his shoulder yelled, and Zhang Xiaojun realized that a large group of soldiers with torches was coming towards him in the distance, he cleared his throat hastily, and was about to start pretending to be a fairy.
"Stop here!"
Zhang Xiaojun stopped in his tracks, and said calmly: "Is this how you talk to this great immortal? Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"
Xiaobai on the shoulder took out a talisman from Zhang Xiaojun's bag knowingly, but the tragedy was that he took the wrong talisman and got a fireball talisman.
Zhang Xiaojun's casual "one trick" a huge fireball suddenly appeared in the sky, Zhang Xiaojun's mouth twitched twice as he felt the heat wave, this Xiaobai's mouth is so hairy, he is not reliable in his work, he took the wrong talisman.
The group of soldiers looked at the fireball and were stunned. Some soldiers exclaimed, and their feet panicked.
"To shut up!"
The leading young general yelled and stabilized the army's morale, but his mind was spinning quickly, and he could manifest a fireball at will. This is a trick only a fairy has. However, this person in front of him is so young, and... no matter how you look at it It's not like a fairy!
"Ahem, cough, why are you so dazed, hurry up and let your Zujia come out to see me!"
The young general in the lead couldn't make up his mind for a while, and planned to procrastinate for a while, waiting for the people behind to inform more knowledgeable and important people to take a look. He cupped his hands and said, "My lord, our king is still sleeping..."
Snapped!
Xiaobai on Zhang Xiaojun's shoulder suddenly clawed, flipped the leading soldier with a cat's claw, and then returned to Zhang Xiaojun's shoulder in an instant. Seeing this, Zhang Xiaojun had no choice but to continue acting.
"Here, eat a rock."
Zhang Xiaojun took out a shining spirit stone and handed it to Xiaobai who was on his shoulder, and Xiaobai started to eat it.The voice was extremely scary, and some timid soldiers turned pale instantly.
ps: Thanks to each other for the reward of 1 coins, thank you yuyuyingying for the reward of 500 coins, thank you for the reward of Liyu, Shuyou 16x84, Xingguan, Xiaokujun, hil, and confidant, thank you for the reward of 140 coins, thank you Big Bear for the reward, and thank you for the crazy blur , Xingguan, book friend 19x1081, Xiao Mujun, and each other’s old drivers’ monthly tickets, thank you for your support, 27 was added yesterday, and the subscription fee is 025:[-], but there are many rewards, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
The time when Zhang Xiaojun came to the Shang Dynasty this time was around four o'clock in the morning, and there was already a faint light in the sky, indicating that the sun was about to rise.
"Ha... Xiaobai, why don't you help me steal the sword back?"
"Aww..." Xiao Bai lazily shook his head and rejected Zhang Xiaojun.
Zhang Xiaojun suddenly thought of a good way, "Xiaobai, help me steal the Xuanyuan Sword back, why don't I offer 100 million spirit stones?"
Xiaobai raised his head slightly, looked at Zhang Xiaojun like a fool, then gave Zhang Xiaojun a "look", and continued to lie down on the box to sleep.
"puff……"
Zhang Xiaojun understood Xiaobai's eyes, meaning that if I don't work, how dare you not give me a spirit stone?Can you come up with some attractive conditions.
"Xiaobai, don't be like this, the Shang Dynasty already has a very strong national power at this time, if they don't know me, I'm going to get someone else's artifact, isn't it courting death?
Look at you, go in and swallow the Xuanyuan Sword secretly, then take it out, let's go home and go to sleep easily, and we can watch a New Year's Eve party or something, my mother said, I will make a lot of delicious food tonight Yes, think about it, how cool it is! "
Xiaobai rolled the cat's eyes. If he could speak, Xiaobai would definitely point to Zhang Xiaojun's forehead and say, "You still have the guts to say, at home, I just eat things that are bigger than your fist. Your mother is afraid that I will spoil them. My baby is suffering so much, what am I?
Although I don't know what I am, I am a big eater, I can devour mountains and rivers, and you eat so much every time... I cried to death. "
Zhang Xiaojun looked at Xiaobai's resentful eyes, and said, "You really don't want to help me? I have to fight so many people by myself, isn't that nonsense? If I was killed, it would be very embarrassing, and you wouldn't If you can’t go back, you’ll have to stay in this ghost place, and you won’t be able to eat braised fish again.”
Xiaobai gave Zhang Xiaojun another look, and then pulled his ears up, as if he was annoyed by Zhang Xiaojun.
Zhang Xiaojun completely knelt down and had to rely on himself. He didn't meet anyone along the way, but Zhang Xiaojun didn't dare to drive too close. He found a hidden boulder and stopped the car.
Looking at the capital of the Shang Dynasty from a distance, there are torches on the city tower, and soldiers patrolling, all holding long spears in their hands.
"It's really hard to be a soldier. Alas, if you don't open the city gate, do I have to wait? Why don't you get scolded when you go back?"
Zhang Xiaojun opened the bag Murong Yunhai gave him with the light of the mobile phone, and out of more than a dozen middle-grade spirit stones, there were some pills and talismans.
"Fireball talisman? Rain-calling talisman? Wind-inducing talisman? Thunder-melting talisman? Fuck, there are a few magic-moving talismans. Is this an earth shield talisman or an earth escape talisman? Damn it, go back and study the alien characters."
Zhang Xiaojun sorted it out roughly, the number of various talisman seals was not necessarily the same, at least there were three, and he still had an unused Wanli Talisman in his hand, suddenly a bold idea appeared in Zhang Xiaojun's mind.
"Pretend to be a ghost!"
Because according to the information Zhang Xiaojun researched, Zu Jia unified the sacrificial matter and obviously had a sense of reverence for the gods. How many people can see it?
"Fuck, Xiaobai, can you have a sense of morality? I earned these dozen middle-grade spirit stones after I was almost beaten to death. You just ate two of them."
"Wow..." Xiaobai let out a deep roar, and Zhang Xiaojun shrank his hands subconsciously.
"What are you doing? I...I'm not letting you eat, can you save it?"
Xiaobai's roar became louder, and Zhang Xiaojun was so frightened that he hurriedly changed his words again, saying: "Oh, I was wrong, I mean... you think I didn't say anything, will you use these talismans?"
"Ow."
With a flash of Xiaobai, the talisman in Zhang Xiaojun's hand disappeared, and then there was a loud thunder in the sky, scaring Zhang Xiaojun to retreat in a hurry.
"Excellent, Xiaobai, although Murong Yunhai said that I can use it, but I need to use blood as a primer, and the effect is not good, and it is easy to throw it out and blow my hands. You... then let's discuss it, and you will be responsible for using it later. Fu Zhuan, I will help pretend to be a god, let's trick Xuanyuanjian back, don't worry, you won't be missing the spirit stone, when Murong Yunhai exchanges my millions of spirit stones, I will give it all to you and me, I don't need it anyway."
Xiaobai groaned and nodded, he didn't know what Murong Yunhai was, but with its secret connection with Zhang Xiaojun, it knew that it was not at a loss, and it would be a trivial matter to cooperate with Zhang Xiaojun.
"That's right, this is a good brother. It's not in vain that I hatched you with the blood of most disposable cups."
"Ouch..."
"Uh...calm down, I forgot that you are mother...daughter, let's go, today we will pay New Year's greetings to these ancestors and have a fireworks show."
One person and one cat walked towards the capital, but a large number of soldiers had already gathered in the capital, and they were rushing towards Zhang Xiaojun and the others.
"Ouch..."
Xiaobai on his shoulder yelled, and Zhang Xiaojun realized that a large group of soldiers with torches was coming towards him in the distance, he cleared his throat hastily, and was about to start pretending to be a fairy.
"Stop here!"
Zhang Xiaojun stopped in his tracks, and said calmly: "Is this how you talk to this great immortal? Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"
Xiaobai on the shoulder took out a talisman from Zhang Xiaojun's bag knowingly, but the tragedy was that he took the wrong talisman and got a fireball talisman.
Zhang Xiaojun's casual "one trick" a huge fireball suddenly appeared in the sky, Zhang Xiaojun's mouth twitched twice as he felt the heat wave, this Xiaobai's mouth is so hairy, he is not reliable in his work, he took the wrong talisman.
The group of soldiers looked at the fireball and were stunned. Some soldiers exclaimed, and their feet panicked.
"To shut up!"
The leading young general yelled and stabilized the army's morale, but his mind was spinning quickly, and he could manifest a fireball at will. This is a trick only a fairy has. However, this person in front of him is so young, and... no matter how you look at it It's not like a fairy!
"Ahem, cough, why are you so dazed, hurry up and let your Zujia come out to see me!"
The young general in the lead couldn't make up his mind for a while, and planned to procrastinate for a while, waiting for the people behind to inform more knowledgeable and important people to take a look. He cupped his hands and said, "My lord, our king is still sleeping..."
Snapped!
Xiaobai on Zhang Xiaojun's shoulder suddenly clawed, flipped the leading soldier with a cat's claw, and then returned to Zhang Xiaojun's shoulder in an instant. Seeing this, Zhang Xiaojun had no choice but to continue acting.
"Here, eat a rock."
Zhang Xiaojun took out a shining spirit stone and handed it to Xiaobai who was on his shoulder, and Xiaobai started to eat it.The voice was extremely scary, and some timid soldiers turned pale instantly.
ps: Thanks to each other for the reward of 1 coins, thank you yuyuyingying for the reward of 500 coins, thank you for the reward of Liyu, Shuyou 16x84, Xingguan, Xiaokujun, hil, and confidant, thank you for the reward of 140 coins, thank you Big Bear for the reward, and thank you for the crazy blur , Xingguan, book friend 19x1081, Xiao Mujun, and each other’s old drivers’ monthly tickets, thank you for your support, 27 was added yesterday, and the subscription fee is 025:[-], but there are many rewards, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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