Queen of the World: Drunk in the World

Chapter 488 Chapter 36
I want fish-flavored pork shreds, I want fish-flavored pork shreds.

No, I will ask for it tomorrow.

No, I want it now!

Okay, okay, I’ve convinced you, so I’ll order someone to do it for you.

No! I want the queen to do it!
Alas, I really can't do anything about you, the queen father will do it for you right now.

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Xiaoxiang cried and took Zhou Xiangcang's hand, "Father, wake up quickly! You wake up, Xiaoxiang will never stiffen his wings again. He will never mention the empress to you in front of you again. Father, You wake up and look at Xiaoxiang, just take a look! As long as you wake up, Xiaoxiang will recite the art of war for you! Don’t be lazy anymore. Father, don’t die.” Xiaoxiang wiped his tears and said, “Father, From now on, Xiaoxiang will no longer be crazy. Every day in the palace, he will practice calligraphy, martial arts, and memorize his grandson's art of war. As long as his father likes it, Xiaoxiang will do it. Father, be good, please open your eyes. Father's queen , Xiaoxiang will never let you work so hard to make fish-flavored shredded pork anymore, and Xiaoxiang will never be picky about food." Xiaoxiang said a lot, but still didn't see Zhou Xiangcang's reaction, so he started to fight Zhou Xiangcang "You are a bad father! You lied to Xiaoxiang! You said...you said that we Xiaoxiang were only four years old, when did we get married? You lied to me, you haven't seen me grow up, you haven't seen me get married yet, You just...you don't want me."

"Xiaoxiang..." Dean Zhang couldn't see it, so he came over and hugged Xiaoxiang and said, "Xiaoxiang, let's stop crying. Uncle's heart aches when we cry."

"Father..." Xiaoxiang ignored Dean Zhang, and only said to Zhou Xiangcang, "Father, Xiaoxiang has almost memorized Sun Tzu's Art of War. There are 36 strategies in Sun Tzu's Art of War. The first strategy is to hide the truth. The second strategy It is to encircle Wei and save Zhao. The third plan is to borrow a knife to kill people. The fourth plan is to wait for work, and the fifth plan is to take advantage of the fire. , and still refuse to wake up, how long are you going to sleep, Father! The seventh plan is out of nothing, and the eighth plan is to hide Chen Cang secretly, and the ninth plan is to watch the fire from the other side." Xiaoxiang cried and laughed, "Actually, there are still many things I don't understand. What does it mean. Hiding a knife in a smile means there is a dagger in his mouth? What does it mean that Li Daitao is stiff? Xiaoxiang knows the twelve tricks, but what is it to scare the snake? Reviving the dead..." Xiaoxiang suddenly raised his voice and said, "Father, can you use the corpse to revive the soul?" Xiaoxiang suddenly raised his voice. Good! If you can't wake up with this face, can you wake up with someone else's face?"

"Okay, Xiaoxiang!" Dean Zhang cried and said, "Enough! Your empress father can't come back!"

"Not enough, Uncle, Xiaoxiang has to endorse his father, or his father will not wake up. No. 15 tricks search Tiaohulishan Sixteen tricks to try to catch. There are also throwing bricks to attract jade, catching thieves and kings. Drawing from the bottom of the pot, fish in troubled waters, golden cicadas escape their shells, and close the door Catching thieves, befriending far away and attacking close by. Pretending to attack Guo, stealing beams and changing pillars, swearing at locust trees, pretending to be idiots, going up to the house and pulling the ladder, blooming on the tree, anti-customer, beauty tricks, empty city tricks, tricks against evil, bitter tricks, serial tricks... and No .30 Six strategies are the best strategy." Xiaoxiang suddenly said, "Father, do you think that Xiaoxiang is too disobedient, and you are too troublesome to your father. So...so you also used the grandson's art of war 36 Trick, go is the best plan?"

(End of this chapter)