Xiao has been thinking about it for a long time

Chapter 263 "How to Make a Mature and Plump Senior Sister Fall in Love with Me"

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: He asked me to take that pot of cactus, but it was just one of his tricks! 】

[Jiaohua, ah Jiaohua: Thanks to me at the time, I thought it was too true to say that a fierce/male loves a cub. If he really loves the cute one, I will let it go! 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: But I didn't expect that! 】

[Yes to D, yes to D: He brought the prickly pear to make soup for you? 】

[Yes to D, yes to D: I heard people say that the stew soup of that stuff can turn tumors away. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: Fuck you md. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: Did you hear that?fuck you md. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: That's right D, I've tolerated you for a long time, you don't want to mess with your life if you don't have a good time/Jiaohua and I's happy daily life. 】

[To D, to D: ok, fin. 】

[Yes to D, yes to D: But asking me to promise to scold me is indeed a bit vicious. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: coping smile.gif]

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: each other. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: I hope to lock you in a small black room, the King Kong Barbie male best friend, and when she sees a prickly pear, she wants to make soup for you. 】

[To D, to D: ...]

[Wenwen, ah Wenwen: This plot is also very exciting, the story of the infatuated male protagonist and the terminally ill female protagonist? 】

[To D, to D: Okay, okay, shut up!Now, return the home to the comrades downstairs, I am not a person who likes to take up too much traffic, and the beautiful appearance and interior do not need to be flattered. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: The upstairs is shitting. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: But this will not delay me from continuing to tell the story of me and Jiaohua falling in love. 】

[Jiaohua, oh Jiaohua: That's all Jiaohua's scheme!He was trying to lead me to discover something! 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: Guess what that thing is! ? 】

[Bai Lian, Bai Lian: Do you think you are mean?Knowing that we can't say anything good, you still have to rush up at the speed of a [-]-meter race time and time again to take your own humiliation. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: But storytelling needs to make the audience scratch their heads and have interactive participation! 】

[Bai Lian, Bai Lian: Such a plot can't make us scratch our heads, do you dare to directly orgasm? 】

[Yes to D, yes to D: It's the kind of plot where people are excited when they hear people staring at chickens and chickens crowing and dogs hearing it. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that. 】

[Jiaohua, ah Jiaohua: If I told you about that kind of plot and it made you excited, wouldn't I have a dog roommate?I won't allow you to insult yourself like this. 】

[To D, to D: ...]

[Yes to D, yes to D: Made. 】

[Bai Lian, Bai Lian: Hurry up, I'm going to read a novel after I'm done, I'm very busy. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: Alright, since you guys are so eager to hear, I'll try to explain it more carefully. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: Although I was very angry, but after all, I was a gentle and elegant senior girl, so I finally went to help get that pot of prickly pear.Just when I ran into the pot of prickly pear on the windowsill!It's too late to say it!I squeezed forward a little, and suddenly found that his drawer was not closed! 】

[Bai Lian, Bai Lian: Unexpectedly, in just half a month, you have already grown a small belly and a swimming ring. 】

[To D, to D: It's time to reflect on it, the first thing I thought of was not showing my pregnancy for half a month...]

[Wenwen, ah Wenwen: So, I am the only normal person here who understands who knows the key point is in that drawer. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: That's right!It's that drawer!Pandora's box was right in front of me, and I was lost in thought! 】

[Wenwen, ah Wenwen: Contemplating...why does my junior have no money to buy a lock? 】

[Yes to D, yes to D: Pfft]

[Yes D, yes D: I am hahaha production machine jpg]

[Jiaohua, oh Jiaohua: Thinking about whether I should discover Jiaohua's little secret!You must know that young people have a lot of secrets. I am afraid that he says he loves me, but there are photos of other seniors hidden in the drawer! 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: But no matter how much I think about it with my witty little head, what Jiao Hua hides is——]

[Bai Lian, Bai Lian: "How to make the mature and plump Bai Lianhua senior sister fall in love with me"]

[Yes to D, yes to D: a full 100 million in cash]

[Wenwen, Wenwen: A set of May [-] practice questions? 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: From this answer, it can be seen who you are. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: For 100 million in cash, the drawer must be [-] meters, right?Yan Yi, did you get locked up? 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: It's really about me! 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: I'll give you another chance, guess. 】

[Yes to D, yes to D: If this is the case, don't blame me for being imaginative.Your inside/ku! 】

[Bai Lian, oh Bai Lian: This is indeed a bit heavy. 】

[Wenwen, ah Wenwen: ... After the upstairs spoke, I can no longer imagine normally. 】

[Jiao Hua, Jiao Hua: Jiao Hua may be a little perverted, but she's not wretched, okay? ! 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: Then I'll just say it. 】

[Jiaohua, Jiaohua: I found that he drew a lot of my paintings, and he even liked to take them out and hang them in the room, and then pointed to me and introduced them one by one. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: I swear, I don't know when he started to pervert. 】

[Bai Lian, oh Bai Lian: That's it? 】

[Bai Lian, oh Bai Lian: Thanks to my patience for so long, I am not one-tenth as perverted as my male protagonists who crazily helped the heroine to self-mutilate and hang the heroine upside down outside the city gate to dry. 】

[Bai Lian, oh Bai Lian: What a fuss. 】

[To D, to D: I said that maybe what you said was really shocking and perverted, but your statement made me feel nothing. Shouldn't you reflect on your professional ability? 】

[Wen Wen, Wen Wen: @白莲啊白莲 really has such a hero?Give me a copy?It's the one that hangs the heroine on the tower to dry. 】

【Bai Lian, Bai Lian: ok】

[Yes to D, yes to D: No, Wen Wen, why are you reading this crazy novel? 】

[Bai Lian, Bai Lian: Read more about the male and female protagonists in this kind of novel, and you will be able to forgive 90.00% of the stupid/crazy ones you encounter in life. 】

[To D, to D: Why do I feel offended? 】

[Bai Lian, oh Bai Lian: You feel right. 】

[Jiao Hua, oh Jiao Hua: Hello, hello?Isn't this the time to settle my melancholy?I found out that Jiaohua is a little pervert! 】

[To D, to D: Look, "little pervert", vomit—]

[Yes to D, yes to D: Your tone is obviously joyful and joyful, but you almost turned your hips on your hips and twisted into an explosive head. Can't you see that I'm a smart and smart little cutie? 】

[Jiaohua, ah Jiaohua: You can see how hidden it is so deep. It seems that it is time to elaborate on the specific process of how I discovered that Jiaohua is a pervert. Let you experience it. It’s not that Jiaohua is not perverted, it’s because I love her too much. he. 】

[To D, to D: You're just greedy for his body! 】

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Ye Mianmian: Do you know what I want to say?

(End of this chapter)