Hilarious pet concubine: Uncle, don't run away
Chapter 101 There is a hole in the brain! 【1 more】
Chapter 101 There is a hole in the brain! [one more]
It wasn't until dawn that the movement in the wooden house stopped. Zishu Qingqian had fainted a long time ago, and he still didn't forget to curse after fainting.
Shangguan Mo Yi hugged a certain woman contentedly and kept looking at her. He has never been close to women, so yesterday was his first time, okay?
In the beginning, he was actually very unfamiliar. He had heard a lot of this stuff, but he had no experience after all. However, this thing is a man's instinct after all, and he became familiar with it in a short while!
After calling hot water to wipe a certain woman's body, she hurried out, and almost couldn't help asking for someone in the middle.
Liu Ying and the others just wanted to say, "My lord, are you promising?" As for?
……
After Zishu Qingqian woke up, he saw a crying face in front of his eyes, and he froze, what the hell?
"Wuuuuuu, miss, you finally woke up..." Before Zi Shu Qingqian could react, he was hugged by the person in front of him.
Shuhan was crying so hard that he was about to recite it, Zishu Qingqian had no choice but to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, didn't I wake up?"
"Miss, you scared me to death. If Liu Hua didn't come to look for me, I really don't know. It's all because Liu Hua didn't tell me earlier!" , the person that young lady woke up and saw was her.
Liu Hua outside the door originally wanted to ask her princess if she needed to wash up, but she heard a little girl slandering him like that.God, he didn't mean not to tell her. The princess woke up yesterday and was dragged in by his prince and tossed about. He was so happy that he forgot. Forget it!
But if it is said, it is indeed his fault...
"Okay, okay Shuhan, don't cry, my mother finally woke up, it's unlucky for you to cry like this, you know?" A certain woman was talking nonsense, and she was not very good at comforting people.
Shuhan: "..." Really?Would this be unlucky?
Liu Hua: "..." The concubine is really capable of making nonsense, it has a copper coin relationship with auspiciousness, the concubine is going to coax a certain girl!
Shuhan managed to suppress his crying, and helped his young lady to get up. As soon as her body left the bed, a certain woman's face turned slightly blue. Shuhan looked at the bruises on her young lady's body, and her small face turned red in an instant Yes, looking at a certain woman ambiguously.
A certain woman looked at the other party's ambiguous and joking eyes, and her complexion became even worse.Fuck, where did the pure Shuhan in their house go? Who is this person with such weird eyes?
Zishu Qingqian wanted to cry, so she fell into a coma for half a month, and their little Shuhan became like this. If she was in a coma for longer, wouldn't her little Shuhan not respond to these things?Who the hell brought her little Shuhan into trouble!She wants to discuss it with him!
Not far away, Liu Ying and Wu Hen suddenly sneezed several times, and they both thought at the same time: Who is scolding him behind his back?
A certain woman leaned on her waist and bared her teeth, cursing a shameless beast in her heart. She looked well-dressed, but she was actually a fucking beast, she was so black-bellied to the bone!
……
When Shangguan Mo Yi came back, he saw a stunning woman sitting on the bed, but her face... was very bad, and her eyes were staring at him fiercely!
Shangguan Mo Yi rubbed his nose. Men are addicted to meat at the beginning, and he didn't intend to restrain himself!
"Qianqian, I..." Before Shangguan Mo Yi finished speaking, a certain woman turned her head away and stopped looking at him.
Seeing the child's actions, Shangguan Mo Yi couldn't laugh or cry, what should he say?Said he didn't mean it?It's a pity that he did it on purpose!
……
After that, the two of them didn't know what they talked about in the house, but they were in a good mood when they came out!
When he walked not far away, he saw that Liu Hua had a dull face, Wu Hen had a face full of hatred for iron, and Liu Ying was stomping on the side, Wu Que still had a face of paralysis!
A certain woman's brain twitched, "What's wrong with them? Is it a brain twitch or something wrong with their brains?"
Shangguan Mo Yi's eyes twitched, "I don't know."
A certain woman wanted to listen to gossip, and secretly ran behind a peach tree, listening obscenely, Shangguan Mo Yi followed her helplessly.
"Liu Hua, let me tell you, are you out of your mind?" Liu Ying said.
The corner of Zishu Qingqian's mouth twitched, what Liu Ying said was really... so fucking good, she always thought that Liu Hua had a brain hole!
"Look at him like that, is he out of his mind?" Wuhen hit without hesitation!
Wu Que added on the side, "I think the pit looks quite big, and it's all stuck in my head!"
Zishu Qingqian gave Wuque a thumbs up in the dark, this knife is well done!
Liu Hua's face turned blue after being told one by one, "Have you said enough!"
"No, Liu Hua, I didn't say you. You are an idiot whose IQ is above the line and EQ is below the line. Finally, a girl fell in love with you, and you ran away in anger. You are an idiot!" Liu Ying said. That's a must!
Wuhen: "..." You stole all my lines!
"His EQ has never been online!" Wu Que said coldly.
Liu Ying paused for a while, before saying: "Brother, be honest with me, do you like Shuhan?"
Liu Hua frowned, and said something that made everyone want to kick him, "What is liking?"
Everyone scolded Liu Hua in their hearts at the same time: You are a fucking mental retard!
Wuhen took a deep breath, firmly restraining the urge to kick Liu Hua to death in his heart, and reluctantly showed a smiling face, "The meaning of liking things is different from liking people. If you like someone, you can't see that she will Anxious, will miss her, will make her laugh."
"When I'm with her, my heart beats faster, and I really want to show my perfect self in front of her, and not only my heart beats faster, but also I'm nervous!" Liu Ying continued.
Liu Hua listened to what the two said, and the scene of meeting that little girl for the first time emerged in his mind. At that time, there was a slight difference in his heart!
Goodbye, he lost the jade pendant in Zuo Xiangfu, but she picked it up.
On the boat for the third Lantern Festival, he held the jade pendant thrown out by her, looked at her, and teased her!
fourth time...fifth time...
Everyone looked at Liu Hua as if he didn't know what he was thinking, and patted him, Liu Hua's imagination was interrupted, and he looked at Liu Ying with some displeasure, "What are you doing?"
The veins on Liu Ying's forehead twitched a few times, "I'm asking you, have you thought about it? Do you like Shuhan?"
Zishu Qingqian's nerves tensed up, afraid of hearing bad news!
"I like it!" Liu Hua nodded.Maybe not just like it.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, this elm head has finally opened up, it's fucking harder than killing someone!
Zi Shuqing smiled slightly, Shuhan's liking was not in vain.That girl has liked Liu Hua since the first time they met, and now they are in love!
"Since you like my family Shuhan, then hurry up and propose marriage. If the dowry is less, I won't marry Xiao Shuhan to you!" A certain woman suddenly rushed out and said.
Liu Hua and the others were taken aback, "Princess..."
"Madam Liuhua, I can tell you that my little Shuhan has liked you for a long time. If you don't treat my little Shuhan well, I will break your third leg!" A certain woman said righteously. , give Shuhan to Liuhua, she can rest assured!
A drop of cold sweat dripped from Liuhua's forehead, and she reacted and said solemnly: "Princess, don't worry, my subordinates will treat Shuhan well!"
"Come, come, let me tell you how to propose..."
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, they had known for a long time that the princess was not an ordinary woman!
……
"Miss, what's the matter?" Shuhan was in a bad mood these two days.
A certain woman smiled when she saw it, walked over and pulled Shuhan over to sit in front of the dressing table, "Shuhan, you've been with me for so long, and you're not too young, so it's time to find you a home!" Look, Liu Hua lived here originally, which means she didn't get married.
"Miss, Shuhan has no plans for the time being, as long as Shuhan serves Miss well!" Shuhan said.
Zishu Qingqian put Shuhan's hair down again and combed it neatly with a comb, "Shuhan, I understand your thoughts, but you are not young anymore!"
When Shuhan thought of Liuhua, he felt bad, "Miss, I know I'm not good enough, I'm not good enough for him..."
A certain girl twitched her mouth, "Hmph, my Shuhan is so beautiful, and most of them are handsome men, why do I have to hang myself on a tree!"
……
An hour later, Shuhan looked at the person in the mirror with a dull expression. Is the person in the mirror her?Why does she feel so wrong!
"Miss, why do I have to dress like this!" Shuhan was indeed a little stunned. Although the person in the mirror was not a peerless beauty, she was also Xiaojiabiyu.
Sure enough, the Buddha relies on gold and the man relies on clothes!
A certain woman rolled her eyes, took Shuhan's hand and walked out of the room: "You will know if you go out with me and have a look!"
As soon as she got out of the room, Shuhan was stunned by everything in front of her. It was dark now, but the man standing not far away made her eyes a little sore.
In front of him is a huge peach heart made of irises, and Liu Hua stands in the middle, looking at Shuhan affectionately.
This iris is Shuhan's favorite flower. Once Liu Hua met Shuhan holding an iris in his hand, and accidentally caught a glimpse of it, but it became the most beautiful scenery in his eyes.
Zishu Qingqian walked up to Shangguan Moyi, looked at everything in front of him and nodded, "Is this possible?" Shangguan Moyi asked softly.
This method is unheard of, unseen, and I don’t know if it will work!
"You don't believe me, let me tell you that we always propose like this. Girls, what do you like the most? Isn't it romantic?" A certain woman seemed to forget when she said this, she is also a woman!
Shangguan Mo Yi chuckled twice, lowered his head and whispered in her ear: "What about you? Do you also like romance?"
Zishu Qingqian was not used to it, before he could speak, he heard that person whispering: "My romance is only for you, it will never expire!"
At this moment, bursts of light came from the sky, and there was the sound of fireworks in my ears. I glanced at the two hugging people not far away, remembered what he said before, and smiled slightly.
This smile was imprinted under the fireworks all over the sky, and it looked extraordinarily brilliant. Shangguan Mo Yi held her waist and stood under the reflection of the fireworks in full bloom. The eternity of the two cannot be separated!
(End of this chapter)
It wasn't until dawn that the movement in the wooden house stopped. Zishu Qingqian had fainted a long time ago, and he still didn't forget to curse after fainting.
Shangguan Mo Yi hugged a certain woman contentedly and kept looking at her. He has never been close to women, so yesterday was his first time, okay?
In the beginning, he was actually very unfamiliar. He had heard a lot of this stuff, but he had no experience after all. However, this thing is a man's instinct after all, and he became familiar with it in a short while!
After calling hot water to wipe a certain woman's body, she hurried out, and almost couldn't help asking for someone in the middle.
Liu Ying and the others just wanted to say, "My lord, are you promising?" As for?
……
After Zishu Qingqian woke up, he saw a crying face in front of his eyes, and he froze, what the hell?
"Wuuuuuu, miss, you finally woke up..." Before Zi Shu Qingqian could react, he was hugged by the person in front of him.
Shuhan was crying so hard that he was about to recite it, Zishu Qingqian had no choice but to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, didn't I wake up?"
"Miss, you scared me to death. If Liu Hua didn't come to look for me, I really don't know. It's all because Liu Hua didn't tell me earlier!" , the person that young lady woke up and saw was her.
Liu Hua outside the door originally wanted to ask her princess if she needed to wash up, but she heard a little girl slandering him like that.God, he didn't mean not to tell her. The princess woke up yesterday and was dragged in by his prince and tossed about. He was so happy that he forgot. Forget it!
But if it is said, it is indeed his fault...
"Okay, okay Shuhan, don't cry, my mother finally woke up, it's unlucky for you to cry like this, you know?" A certain woman was talking nonsense, and she was not very good at comforting people.
Shuhan: "..." Really?Would this be unlucky?
Liu Hua: "..." The concubine is really capable of making nonsense, it has a copper coin relationship with auspiciousness, the concubine is going to coax a certain girl!
Shuhan managed to suppress his crying, and helped his young lady to get up. As soon as her body left the bed, a certain woman's face turned slightly blue. Shuhan looked at the bruises on her young lady's body, and her small face turned red in an instant Yes, looking at a certain woman ambiguously.
A certain woman looked at the other party's ambiguous and joking eyes, and her complexion became even worse.Fuck, where did the pure Shuhan in their house go? Who is this person with such weird eyes?
Zishu Qingqian wanted to cry, so she fell into a coma for half a month, and their little Shuhan became like this. If she was in a coma for longer, wouldn't her little Shuhan not respond to these things?Who the hell brought her little Shuhan into trouble!She wants to discuss it with him!
Not far away, Liu Ying and Wu Hen suddenly sneezed several times, and they both thought at the same time: Who is scolding him behind his back?
A certain woman leaned on her waist and bared her teeth, cursing a shameless beast in her heart. She looked well-dressed, but she was actually a fucking beast, she was so black-bellied to the bone!
……
When Shangguan Mo Yi came back, he saw a stunning woman sitting on the bed, but her face... was very bad, and her eyes were staring at him fiercely!
Shangguan Mo Yi rubbed his nose. Men are addicted to meat at the beginning, and he didn't intend to restrain himself!
"Qianqian, I..." Before Shangguan Mo Yi finished speaking, a certain woman turned her head away and stopped looking at him.
Seeing the child's actions, Shangguan Mo Yi couldn't laugh or cry, what should he say?Said he didn't mean it?It's a pity that he did it on purpose!
……
After that, the two of them didn't know what they talked about in the house, but they were in a good mood when they came out!
When he walked not far away, he saw that Liu Hua had a dull face, Wu Hen had a face full of hatred for iron, and Liu Ying was stomping on the side, Wu Que still had a face of paralysis!
A certain woman's brain twitched, "What's wrong with them? Is it a brain twitch or something wrong with their brains?"
Shangguan Mo Yi's eyes twitched, "I don't know."
A certain woman wanted to listen to gossip, and secretly ran behind a peach tree, listening obscenely, Shangguan Mo Yi followed her helplessly.
"Liu Hua, let me tell you, are you out of your mind?" Liu Ying said.
The corner of Zishu Qingqian's mouth twitched, what Liu Ying said was really... so fucking good, she always thought that Liu Hua had a brain hole!
"Look at him like that, is he out of his mind?" Wuhen hit without hesitation!
Wu Que added on the side, "I think the pit looks quite big, and it's all stuck in my head!"
Zishu Qingqian gave Wuque a thumbs up in the dark, this knife is well done!
Liu Hua's face turned blue after being told one by one, "Have you said enough!"
"No, Liu Hua, I didn't say you. You are an idiot whose IQ is above the line and EQ is below the line. Finally, a girl fell in love with you, and you ran away in anger. You are an idiot!" Liu Ying said. That's a must!
Wuhen: "..." You stole all my lines!
"His EQ has never been online!" Wu Que said coldly.
Liu Ying paused for a while, before saying: "Brother, be honest with me, do you like Shuhan?"
Liu Hua frowned, and said something that made everyone want to kick him, "What is liking?"
Everyone scolded Liu Hua in their hearts at the same time: You are a fucking mental retard!
Wuhen took a deep breath, firmly restraining the urge to kick Liu Hua to death in his heart, and reluctantly showed a smiling face, "The meaning of liking things is different from liking people. If you like someone, you can't see that she will Anxious, will miss her, will make her laugh."
"When I'm with her, my heart beats faster, and I really want to show my perfect self in front of her, and not only my heart beats faster, but also I'm nervous!" Liu Ying continued.
Liu Hua listened to what the two said, and the scene of meeting that little girl for the first time emerged in his mind. At that time, there was a slight difference in his heart!
Goodbye, he lost the jade pendant in Zuo Xiangfu, but she picked it up.
On the boat for the third Lantern Festival, he held the jade pendant thrown out by her, looked at her, and teased her!
fourth time...fifth time...
Everyone looked at Liu Hua as if he didn't know what he was thinking, and patted him, Liu Hua's imagination was interrupted, and he looked at Liu Ying with some displeasure, "What are you doing?"
The veins on Liu Ying's forehead twitched a few times, "I'm asking you, have you thought about it? Do you like Shuhan?"
Zishu Qingqian's nerves tensed up, afraid of hearing bad news!
"I like it!" Liu Hua nodded.Maybe not just like it.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, this elm head has finally opened up, it's fucking harder than killing someone!
Zi Shuqing smiled slightly, Shuhan's liking was not in vain.That girl has liked Liu Hua since the first time they met, and now they are in love!
"Since you like my family Shuhan, then hurry up and propose marriage. If the dowry is less, I won't marry Xiao Shuhan to you!" A certain woman suddenly rushed out and said.
Liu Hua and the others were taken aback, "Princess..."
"Madam Liuhua, I can tell you that my little Shuhan has liked you for a long time. If you don't treat my little Shuhan well, I will break your third leg!" A certain woman said righteously. , give Shuhan to Liuhua, she can rest assured!
A drop of cold sweat dripped from Liuhua's forehead, and she reacted and said solemnly: "Princess, don't worry, my subordinates will treat Shuhan well!"
"Come, come, let me tell you how to propose..."
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, they had known for a long time that the princess was not an ordinary woman!
……
"Miss, what's the matter?" Shuhan was in a bad mood these two days.
A certain woman smiled when she saw it, walked over and pulled Shuhan over to sit in front of the dressing table, "Shuhan, you've been with me for so long, and you're not too young, so it's time to find you a home!" Look, Liu Hua lived here originally, which means she didn't get married.
"Miss, Shuhan has no plans for the time being, as long as Shuhan serves Miss well!" Shuhan said.
Zishu Qingqian put Shuhan's hair down again and combed it neatly with a comb, "Shuhan, I understand your thoughts, but you are not young anymore!"
When Shuhan thought of Liuhua, he felt bad, "Miss, I know I'm not good enough, I'm not good enough for him..."
A certain girl twitched her mouth, "Hmph, my Shuhan is so beautiful, and most of them are handsome men, why do I have to hang myself on a tree!"
……
An hour later, Shuhan looked at the person in the mirror with a dull expression. Is the person in the mirror her?Why does she feel so wrong!
"Miss, why do I have to dress like this!" Shuhan was indeed a little stunned. Although the person in the mirror was not a peerless beauty, she was also Xiaojiabiyu.
Sure enough, the Buddha relies on gold and the man relies on clothes!
A certain woman rolled her eyes, took Shuhan's hand and walked out of the room: "You will know if you go out with me and have a look!"
As soon as she got out of the room, Shuhan was stunned by everything in front of her. It was dark now, but the man standing not far away made her eyes a little sore.
In front of him is a huge peach heart made of irises, and Liu Hua stands in the middle, looking at Shuhan affectionately.
This iris is Shuhan's favorite flower. Once Liu Hua met Shuhan holding an iris in his hand, and accidentally caught a glimpse of it, but it became the most beautiful scenery in his eyes.
Zishu Qingqian walked up to Shangguan Moyi, looked at everything in front of him and nodded, "Is this possible?" Shangguan Moyi asked softly.
This method is unheard of, unseen, and I don’t know if it will work!
"You don't believe me, let me tell you that we always propose like this. Girls, what do you like the most? Isn't it romantic?" A certain woman seemed to forget when she said this, she is also a woman!
Shangguan Mo Yi chuckled twice, lowered his head and whispered in her ear: "What about you? Do you also like romance?"
Zishu Qingqian was not used to it, before he could speak, he heard that person whispering: "My romance is only for you, it will never expire!"
At this moment, bursts of light came from the sky, and there was the sound of fireworks in my ears. I glanced at the two hugging people not far away, remembered what he said before, and smiled slightly.
This smile was imprinted under the fireworks all over the sky, and it looked extraordinarily brilliant. Shangguan Mo Yi held her waist and stood under the reflection of the fireworks in full bloom. The eternity of the two cannot be separated!
(End of this chapter)
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