non-mainstream clear wear

Chapter 39

Chapter 32 (2)
Qingde pretended to be surprised and said: "Oh, the little yellow-haired girl has grown up and needs to be dressed up. Ouch, I don't know if that little yellow hair can fit the hairpin~"

Shujia's black thread curled her lips: "Your braid is too thick. If I can't insert it, I'll put it all on your head." She noticed from the very beginning that the hair area on Qingde's forehead had become larger, but It's not easy to interrupt at Sirut's place, so it happened to be asked at this moment.

"Is the hair on your head out of style? Why does it look like there is more hair on Ama's head?"

Qingde burst out laughing, and it took a long time for him to calm down: "Wait for your house to see Ama, he has a lot of hair now, all the men in the capital have started to grow more hair. I reckon not How long will it spread all over the world?"

Shujia: "Hey, don't just smile, talk about it."

Qingde made an aftertaste, and Shujia pretended to be a loli with black lines: "Good brother, tell me~" After thinking about it, he ran to the bedroom and dug out a net: "Tell me, this is for you."

Qingde's vanity was satisfied, he took the net and studied it: "Well, it's not bad, the little girl has grown up." Then he began to explain the reason for the increase in hair
I am the dividing line of explanation
The four major tragedies for men: weight gain in youth, kidney deficiency in youth, hair loss in middle age, and dementia in the elderly.

You were fat when you were young, and before the age of two, all kinds of weird aunts and your parents will think you are cute.After the age of three, the kids around you will naively and truthfully give you a nickname that fits your body shape, regardless of your self-esteem. In order not to teach the children bad, I won’t repeat it here.

When the young man was lustful and attracted Mu Shaoai, it turned out to be false...no need to explain.

When you are old and stupid, the people you used to call out to scold and teach you don't take you seriously, and in turn deceive you with all kinds of tricks, even if someone is well-intentioned, even if you can't reflect it, it's still miserable.

The most hateful thing is middle-aged baldness!The Mediterranean, the skating rink in the middle of the barbed wire, and the smartest are all used to describe this.In the current era, middle-aged hair loss is not only a cup, but also a coffee table.Although nagging, I still want to remind everyone that the hairstyle of this era is...

The imperial court only leaves you with a piece of hair on the top of your head, and you have to shave all around, but you are bald in the middle...Although you can keep your hair but don't let it go, or keep your hair but don't let it go, or behead it if you don't shave it, you can't give up like this Thoroughly?If you are bald, you can't use it as a gold medal for avoiding death!

Of course, you can wear a hat and put a fake braid on the back of the hat, which is also very tragic.Just imagine, if you are an official, face saint, and the emperor praises you or scolds you, you have to take off your crown to pay tribute, take off your hat, and help the emperor Kangxi of this dynasty see the light bulb hundreds of years in advance...

Really good-for-nothing!

I am the dividing line that has been explained
After Qingde finished explaining with a smile, Shujia was stunned: No wonder she became half a monk at the end of the Qing Dynasty. This kind of inhumane regulation really can't handle the physical problems of hardware.How come I didn't think about this before, oh, I don't have to worry about this.After thinking about it, he looked at Qingde with pity.

I only heard Qingde say: "Hey, to be honest, after you go back, you can ask Mafa one more time, and keep him talking better than me. He is the one who made the joke over there. Ask, Mafa Once you’re happy, you’ll like you a little bit more.” Then he gave a lot of precautions, saying that he didn’t get along with Mafa so much, so of course he should behave well when he goes back, of course Mafa won’t like it My granddaughter is unruly, but she doesn't like wooden figures either...

Shujia tilted her head and looked at him: "Should we go back on the same boat or separately?"

Qingde: "Ah? Hey~~~ We're talking, let's go together. Er Niang asked me to go with Mr. Jiang and Ama. It's okay. I'll go find you at night, okay?"

Shujia said: "Er Niang is for your own good."

Qingde patted her head: "You know again."

Shujia said in her heart that the title belongs to Fuda Li, and Qingde has to work hard on his own. Although it is not difficult to find a family background at present, but the third-class uncle is a super class. Familiarize yourself with the rules from now on.Fearing that Qingde would be overwhelmed, she didn't say much, and only acted indifferently: "I know everything."

I have been on a boat once before, so this time I have experience, seasickness medicine is also prepared, and the masters also have a sachet filled with mint leaves to refresh the mind.When traveling in spring, you don’t need to bring things to prevent heatstroke.

There were three boats when they came, and five boats when they left. In addition to a boat for men and a boat for women, there are three boats for loading things.In addition to the ceremonial guards of Sirut and Shi Wenbing, the ceremonies sent by everyone, various local and special products, some things purchased by each family, furniture and decorations added after coming to Hangzhou, etc., and so on.

Take a look at the things in the Mahada's house, which is more than that in the Shi's house.There are also Hangzhou merchants who want to attach two official ships to facilitate things along the way.A dozen more ships came.

Go all the way to the north.

Because there are merchants to rely on, the big merchants who come out to do business are well-informed and well-informed.There is no need to worry about the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the two families, and someone will offer the best when the time comes.Shujia was a little uneasy, Qingde was holding a vegetable stalk in his mouth, and chewing it: "How can you be so worried at such a young age? Don't look at them like this, compared to asking the navy on the road to stop you, we are It's cheaper for them."

Shujia said: "Who said this? Ama and brothers have just been promoted, in case someone talks about our journey..." Qingde said: "This is the usual practice, don't worry, everyone is like this Is the censor a dead man? Impeach this? Why do merchants want to travel with us? The servants of the master are wearing official clothes and acting as bandits... Can you listen? If I can control it, I will control these bastards first, and not , then it’s a good idea to help someone when they’re in trouble.”

Shujia said "Oh" and continued to eat.

When we arrived at Tongzhou Wharf, our legs were still weak when we disembarked. Shifu had already dispatched cars and horses to pick them up. The luggage was packed and the people loaded the car.When I was in Hangzhou, I had already packed all the soft and soft things neatly, and just carried them directly into the car. The things exposed outside were just local products, which did not look rich.

When you get home, kowtow to the old man first.

The old man was in good spirits, and he stroked his beard with a smile: "Okay, the girls have grown up."

Shujia looked up, yes, the hair on the old man's head really grew a circle.She, Ama, was also beside her. As Qingde said, men in Beijing have thick braids.She also discovered that everyone started to grow beards on their lips, so that even if the ends drooped, they didn't look so bad.

Just like when you haven’t seen a child for a long time, when you see him later, you will find that he has changed a lot, but you won’t feel the same when you are together all the time. Shujia found that the atmosphere in the capital has changed slightly in the past two years.

Maybe it was because she looked a little openly and tilted her head.The old man followed her gaze and saw the braids. He didn't need his granddaughter to ask, and said first: "You are also tired all the way, go back and rest. I am afraid that the eldest daughter-in-law will hand out a sign to enter the palace to say hello when she comes back. The girls will come to accompany you tomorrow." I'm talking."

In fact, he wants to share his good mood with others.

Shi Huashan, when he was young, looked quite suave and suave, but now he looks a bit old-fashioned. It is said that geniuses are idiots in life. Although he has a strategic vision, he will often have a bad temper.

This time, it was an enemy he had made at some point in his decades of long life, and he made a fool of himself. He wished to see everyone say a few words.Later, my son came. This son was too rigid, and he often 'persuaded' him, which made him less fun.When his granddaughter came, the old man borrowed the opportunity to chat with his granddaughter, hoping to have another mouthful.

Shi Wenbing: ... There is such an Amma who suffers when seeing him because he is too convulsed; it is also painful not to see him, you are afraid that if you miss him by mistake, he will have convulsions and offend others.This is by no means Shi Wenbing treating the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. His ama, Heshuo's son-in-law Shi Huashan used to have the title of Minister of Internal Affairs, but his ama himself lost the title with a single mouth.

In the first lunar month of the sixth year of Kangxi, he ruined Prince Zhuang Boguoduo to the fullest, and his language was so sharp that Lord Kangxi couldn't stand it anymore.How harsh are the words?The answer was: All the passers-by selling soy sauce were shot.The emperor said, Huashan's mouth is too bad, you heard what he said, but you didn't stop him, persuade him, or sue him!You, I will punish you too!Who told you to make soy sauce? !
Shi Wenbing: ...I'm under too much pressure!At that time, he had already become a prince, and he had to stand in class and go to court every day. Prince Zhuang also went to court every day, and the person who was punished also went to court every day, which was enough to make people's scalp tingle.What's worse, Hua Shan, he also goes to court every day...

Shi Wenbing originally had a high level of calmness, but since then there has been a qualitative leap.

When they went to Hangzhou, the two girls were still young and did not have their own courtyard.When Shi Wenzhuo got married last year, he just built a courtyard as a new house. Now the two girls don't have their own courtyard, so they have to temporarily squeeze into Xilut's courtyard.Shi Wenbing discussed with Sirut, and after a little settlement, he rearranged the house and opened up an independent courtyard for his daughters.

So Xilute handed over the sign and entered the palace. With her, Shi Wenbing handed over the whole family to her with peace of mind, and went about his own business.

Huashan now has only one forehead, and has no errands. After finishing work, he will go home and tell his granddaughter about his friend's embarrassing stories.In the end, he was quite annoyed: "It's so unofficial, and he was fooled by letting him shed a few tears! He has crooked eyes, and he is too clever!"

Shujia laughed and said, "So you're extremely smart?"

Hua Shan was overjoyed, and clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "That's right! Our girl is knowledgeable." After laughing, he said seriously, "I can say that, you are not allowed to go outside and talk nonsense."

Shujia watched him perform his face-changing stunt, and began to believe that he was the General Annan who had been playing with San Francisco for eight years and hadn't suffered a disadvantage.He lowered his head, looked at his clothes, and considered whether to take back his preface Hua Shan was holding a tea bowl before clapping his hands...

After a while, someone came from the palace, and it was an eunuch who came out, followed by two young eunuchs, saying that they were from the Palace of Compassion and Ning, with a waist badge.The empress dowager's oral order was passed on, saying: The old lady heard that there were two daughters in their family, so she asked them to take them into the palace to have a look. She is old and likes to be lively.

(End of this chapter)