This scumbag is cheating
Chapter 180 The Opportunity of Matcha
Chapter 180 The Opportunity of Matcha
"In a village where food and clothing are a problem, why raise so many dogs? It's a waste of food." Matcha looked at the corpses all over the ground, and raised the back of her hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead.
His whole body was covered with viscous and smelly liquid, and he felt very uncomfortable.
"I don't know what happened to the others..." Matcha grabbed the flashlight and searched carefully. Experience told him that there must be equipment or plot-related items here.
As the saying goes, sharpening a knife does not cut firewood by mistake. Although it is important to rescue Li Huamei, there is no rush.
Not long after, Matcha found a rusty box in the corner.
"Send it! I've worked so hard for so long." He murmured as he opened the box.
Under the faint light of the flashlight, a simple and dilapidated thread-bound book came into view.
On the dark blue cover, the four golden characters of "Dog Raising Dafa" shine brightly.
【Dog Raising Law】
[Type: drama related]
[Quality: Legend]
[Function: Different skills can be acquired according to personal understanding]
[Whether the script can be brought out: No]
[Remarks: This book is written by Erlang Shen. It covers all aspects of how to raise a god dog, from the small position of shoveling shit, to the steps of manual castration... But unfortunately, due to very few readers, this book is finally published. Ends with the eunuch. 】
"What the hell?" Matcha was in a daze. Before he could react, there was a loud bang in his head, and the next moment, he was in a vast golden world.
In front of him, a majestic figure, wearing a majestic armor and holding a three-pointed double-edged knife, his deep and powerful voice resounded throughout the space.
"The Dafa of Raising Dogs was created by my painstaking efforts. You can see this book, but it is also a piece of ape dung. How much you can understand depends on your good fortune!"
Matcha immediately became excited, licked his lips, and his eyes showed a fiery color, "If you can develop a roaring dog, you will be invincible!"
Under Matcha's extremely expectant eyes, Erlang Shen's faint voice came next: "The next step is to enter the test of comprehension. As a friendly reminder, the level of comprehension is divided into ten levels. Every time you answer a question correctly, your comprehension will increase by one level."
"Ah, it's a good thing to answer the question..." Matcha was confident, and a triumphant smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "This is my strong point."
Don't look at Matcha as an otaku, in reality, he has read a lot of books, known as "the living encyclopedia."
"Please listen to the question. The Screaming Dog never takes a bath. Why doesn't it get lice?"
"Huh?" The matcha boss picked out his ears, a little suspicious that he had heard it wrong, "What does this mean?"
"10...9..." The countdown was in Matcha's ear, counting continuously, not allowing him to hesitate.
Matcha thought for a while, and replied in an uncertain tone: "Because... because the Xiaotian dog was sprayed with insect repellent?"
"Wrong!" Erlang Shen raised his finger, with an expression of hating iron but not steel.
"That's, why is that?" Matcha really didn't understand.
"Because dogs can only give birth to dogs! Certainly they can't give birth to lice, hahaha..."
"Hehe..." The corners of Matcha's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, fuck your uncle's dog will only give birth to a dog!
It never occurred to Matcha that the system does not follow common sense to ask questions. Based on past experience, shouldn't it give the knowledge of various disciplines?No matter how bad it is, it should be a serious question about dogs...
It's useless to complain, Erlang Shen's disgusting voice continued to come.
"Once upon a time, there was a Xiaotian dog. There was a little beauty in front of the Xiaotian dog. There was a big beauty in front of the little beauty. Behind the big beauty was a little beauty. Behind the little beauty was a Xiaotian dog. May I ask the Xiaotian dog?" What's behind it?"
"Is it a brain teaser again?" Matcha's forehead was dripping with sweat, "Yes, she is a beauty?"
"Wrong!" Erlang Shen shook his head, somewhat disappointed, "It's a bug."
Once upon a time there was a howling dog...
"Hehe." Matcha resisted the urge to go crazy.
……
"Too bad! You are the worst class of readers I have ever seen." Erlang Shen muttered to himself: "Compared to that little Taoist priest, you have Gu Liang, and you are even worse... Forget it. , the last level, I will give you some simple questions..."
"I..." Matcha burst into tears, but was speechless.
"If, I find a female dog for the Xiaotian dog. Suppose, after they hey hey... a pair of puppies can be born every month... Each new pair of puppies starts in the third month after birth, and they will give birth to another pair of puppies. A new pair of puppies..."
Hearing this, in Matcha's heart, it seemed as if ten thousand grass horses were galloping past.
"It's too easy to give birth... Besides, incest is against the law... Well, it's a dog..."
"A pair of puppies can give birth to a new pair of puppies every month. The Xiaotian dog has strong genes. The puppies are healthy and have a long lifespan. Then, how many dogs will there be after one year, including the Xiaotian dog?"
After Erlangshen finished talking about the topic, he had an expression of "If you don't even know how to do this, I can't help it".
Matcha's eyes narrowed slightly, and her mind was running fast, "Obviously, this is the Fibonacci sequence. The characteristic of this sequence is that starting from the third item, each item is equal to the sum of the adjacent two previous numbers... "
"Then, in the 12th month, there are 144 pairs, or 288." Matcha took a deep breath and replied confidently: "That's right, 288."
"Congratulations, you finally got the answer right, and your comprehension is rated as level one." Erlang Shen's figure gradually disappeared, and his voice became farther and farther away...
In a blink of an eye, Matcha withdrew from the golden space and returned to the dark and damp room.
Almost at the same time, the system's notification sounded in my ears, and the peerless cheats in the box had disappeared.
[Congratulations on gaining new skills. 】
【I am a dog LV1】
[Skill card attributes: active skills, permanent mastery]
[Skill Category: Creature]
[Effect: transformed into a dog, the sense of smell and other abilities will be strengthened (no cooldown time)]
[Consumption: 10 points of magic power per second, you need to shout the spell "I am a dog" when launching it]
[Learning conditions: Biology Specialization D]
[Remarks: Only if you believe that you are a dog from the bottom of your heart, you are a real dog... As the cumulative transformation time increases, your skills will automatically upgrade, and one day, you will be able to become a real dog! 】
"Garbage skills!" Matcha silently thought in her heart, raised her middle finger at the system, and then looked at the door through which the light penetrated.
When touching the gate, the system's prompt automatically appeared: [The locked gate cannot be opened. 】
Matcha held her chin with one hand, lowered her eyelids, looked at the door, there was a slender gap, and a picture suddenly appeared in her mind: a dog raised in the country, with its hind legs lying on the dirt, crawled out from under the door...
"What am I thinking?" Matcha shook her head violently.
(End of this chapter)
"In a village where food and clothing are a problem, why raise so many dogs? It's a waste of food." Matcha looked at the corpses all over the ground, and raised the back of her hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead.
His whole body was covered with viscous and smelly liquid, and he felt very uncomfortable.
"I don't know what happened to the others..." Matcha grabbed the flashlight and searched carefully. Experience told him that there must be equipment or plot-related items here.
As the saying goes, sharpening a knife does not cut firewood by mistake. Although it is important to rescue Li Huamei, there is no rush.
Not long after, Matcha found a rusty box in the corner.
"Send it! I've worked so hard for so long." He murmured as he opened the box.
Under the faint light of the flashlight, a simple and dilapidated thread-bound book came into view.
On the dark blue cover, the four golden characters of "Dog Raising Dafa" shine brightly.
【Dog Raising Law】
[Type: drama related]
[Quality: Legend]
[Function: Different skills can be acquired according to personal understanding]
[Whether the script can be brought out: No]
[Remarks: This book is written by Erlang Shen. It covers all aspects of how to raise a god dog, from the small position of shoveling shit, to the steps of manual castration... But unfortunately, due to very few readers, this book is finally published. Ends with the eunuch. 】
"What the hell?" Matcha was in a daze. Before he could react, there was a loud bang in his head, and the next moment, he was in a vast golden world.
In front of him, a majestic figure, wearing a majestic armor and holding a three-pointed double-edged knife, his deep and powerful voice resounded throughout the space.
"The Dafa of Raising Dogs was created by my painstaking efforts. You can see this book, but it is also a piece of ape dung. How much you can understand depends on your good fortune!"
Matcha immediately became excited, licked his lips, and his eyes showed a fiery color, "If you can develop a roaring dog, you will be invincible!"
Under Matcha's extremely expectant eyes, Erlang Shen's faint voice came next: "The next step is to enter the test of comprehension. As a friendly reminder, the level of comprehension is divided into ten levels. Every time you answer a question correctly, your comprehension will increase by one level."
"Ah, it's a good thing to answer the question..." Matcha was confident, and a triumphant smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "This is my strong point."
Don't look at Matcha as an otaku, in reality, he has read a lot of books, known as "the living encyclopedia."
"Please listen to the question. The Screaming Dog never takes a bath. Why doesn't it get lice?"
"Huh?" The matcha boss picked out his ears, a little suspicious that he had heard it wrong, "What does this mean?"
"10...9..." The countdown was in Matcha's ear, counting continuously, not allowing him to hesitate.
Matcha thought for a while, and replied in an uncertain tone: "Because... because the Xiaotian dog was sprayed with insect repellent?"
"Wrong!" Erlang Shen raised his finger, with an expression of hating iron but not steel.
"That's, why is that?" Matcha really didn't understand.
"Because dogs can only give birth to dogs! Certainly they can't give birth to lice, hahaha..."
"Hehe..." The corners of Matcha's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, fuck your uncle's dog will only give birth to a dog!
It never occurred to Matcha that the system does not follow common sense to ask questions. Based on past experience, shouldn't it give the knowledge of various disciplines?No matter how bad it is, it should be a serious question about dogs...
It's useless to complain, Erlang Shen's disgusting voice continued to come.
"Once upon a time, there was a Xiaotian dog. There was a little beauty in front of the Xiaotian dog. There was a big beauty in front of the little beauty. Behind the big beauty was a little beauty. Behind the little beauty was a Xiaotian dog. May I ask the Xiaotian dog?" What's behind it?"
"Is it a brain teaser again?" Matcha's forehead was dripping with sweat, "Yes, she is a beauty?"
"Wrong!" Erlang Shen shook his head, somewhat disappointed, "It's a bug."
Once upon a time there was a howling dog...
"Hehe." Matcha resisted the urge to go crazy.
……
"Too bad! You are the worst class of readers I have ever seen." Erlang Shen muttered to himself: "Compared to that little Taoist priest, you have Gu Liang, and you are even worse... Forget it. , the last level, I will give you some simple questions..."
"I..." Matcha burst into tears, but was speechless.
"If, I find a female dog for the Xiaotian dog. Suppose, after they hey hey... a pair of puppies can be born every month... Each new pair of puppies starts in the third month after birth, and they will give birth to another pair of puppies. A new pair of puppies..."
Hearing this, in Matcha's heart, it seemed as if ten thousand grass horses were galloping past.
"It's too easy to give birth... Besides, incest is against the law... Well, it's a dog..."
"A pair of puppies can give birth to a new pair of puppies every month. The Xiaotian dog has strong genes. The puppies are healthy and have a long lifespan. Then, how many dogs will there be after one year, including the Xiaotian dog?"
After Erlangshen finished talking about the topic, he had an expression of "If you don't even know how to do this, I can't help it".
Matcha's eyes narrowed slightly, and her mind was running fast, "Obviously, this is the Fibonacci sequence. The characteristic of this sequence is that starting from the third item, each item is equal to the sum of the adjacent two previous numbers... "
"Then, in the 12th month, there are 144 pairs, or 288." Matcha took a deep breath and replied confidently: "That's right, 288."
"Congratulations, you finally got the answer right, and your comprehension is rated as level one." Erlang Shen's figure gradually disappeared, and his voice became farther and farther away...
In a blink of an eye, Matcha withdrew from the golden space and returned to the dark and damp room.
Almost at the same time, the system's notification sounded in my ears, and the peerless cheats in the box had disappeared.
[Congratulations on gaining new skills. 】
【I am a dog LV1】
[Skill card attributes: active skills, permanent mastery]
[Skill Category: Creature]
[Effect: transformed into a dog, the sense of smell and other abilities will be strengthened (no cooldown time)]
[Consumption: 10 points of magic power per second, you need to shout the spell "I am a dog" when launching it]
[Learning conditions: Biology Specialization D]
[Remarks: Only if you believe that you are a dog from the bottom of your heart, you are a real dog... As the cumulative transformation time increases, your skills will automatically upgrade, and one day, you will be able to become a real dog! 】
"Garbage skills!" Matcha silently thought in her heart, raised her middle finger at the system, and then looked at the door through which the light penetrated.
When touching the gate, the system's prompt automatically appeared: [The locked gate cannot be opened. 】
Matcha held her chin with one hand, lowered her eyelids, looked at the door, there was a slender gap, and a picture suddenly appeared in her mind: a dog raised in the country, with its hind legs lying on the dirt, crawled out from under the door...
"What am I thinking?" Matcha shook her head violently.
(End of this chapter)
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