This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 232 A dispute caused by a salted egg
"Awkward--"

Superman stood up, fluttered his wings, and screamed hurriedly.

Xiaoying fulfilled her duties and said excitedly: "Oh my god! It's a precious bone! I never thought I'd see the legendary kidney-replenishing thing... Ah! If I can get this thing, my husband's hidden illness will definitely be cured. ..."

Lu Xiaochuan's heart seemed to have ten thousand grass horses galloping past.

"Is this bone so awesome?"

The genius doctor Hua Tuo was stunned, ignoring that his own child was still acting as an interpreter.

Superman slowed down a bit, calmed down, and said slowly.

"It is rumored that this precious bone was left in a bowl of instant noodles that was left by the monk who ascended ten thousand years ago, senior Goudan Louis Orange Peel. It is said that if you take this bone, you will have ten thousand bones. Eight kidneys, become the strongest man in the world!

From then on, day by day, day by day, the air enters the state that can be encountered but cannot be sought.

If not, when I was young, I accidentally learned about this on the stone wall of the "Caohua Zhong Shenxiu", I am afraid that I would not recognize this strange thing! "

Lu Xiaochuan swallowed his dry throat, looked at the smelly bones in his hand, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

"Then, this salted egg?" Lu Xiaochuan asked.

Salted Egg Superman raised his wings, his small eyes glowed: "This basket of salted eggs is yours!"

【Not very salty salted eggs*13】

[Type: drama related]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Function: Restore 20% of the player's health]

[Whether the script can be brought out: No]

[Remarks: Salted eggs are also known as salted duck eggs and salted duck eggs. They were called salted duck eggs in ancient times. They are produced by Salted Egg Superman, but because the technology is not good enough, the taste is not very good, but they are loved by monsters]

"Then, this pillar?" Lu Xiaochuan raised his bones.

Salted Egg Superman followed the bones with his eyes, and said nonchalantly, "Here you are! This stall is yours from today on!"

"make a deal!"

One hand, one wing, tightly held together.

This is an honest, loving transaction.

When the bone was in hand, Superman grabbed it with his toes, and then flew away excitedly!
"Millet!"

Once born and twice cooked.

Lu Xiaochuan turned his head slightly, signaling Xiaomi to reach out and press the handprint under Bai Yuzhu, while he watched the genius doctor Hua Tuo vigilantly to prevent the other party from attacking.

The miracle doctor Hua Tuo is still in a daze at the moment.

Why do I get beaten up by a dumb crane when I go up, you go up and throw a bone, the dumb crane looks like it has been drugged.

This unscientific!It's not fair!
"Hey... Dad, the salted eggs are gone." Xiao Ying only felt her nose sore, and tears rolled in her eye circles, and she couldn't help but fall down.

So wronged, so wronged.

People want to eat salted eggs.

boom!
The white jade pillar turned into nothingness, and another white jade bead was obtained!
【White Jade Bead · Beast Road①】

[Type: drama related]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Function: Weaken the power of the mysterious seal]

[Whether the script can be brought out: No]

[Remarks: One of the 24 divine beads of Rainbow Island, the first fragment of the Animal Path of the Six Paths of Reincarnation. 】

Equipped with a pan, this white jade bead is used to unlock skills.

"Unlock the skill Blood Demon Possession."

Possession and strengthening of the blood demon, borrowing the power of the blood demon, the ability will be greatly enhanced (strength and speed are at least five times the original).

When the survival value reaches 1%, the skill will automatically stop, or it can be stopped automatically, and the life value will be reduced by 0.5% every second.

Undoubtedly, Blood Demon Possession is the most suitable skill for fighting with the frying pan.

Furthermore, there are 13 salted eggs that can replenish health, just making up for the defect of blood demon possession.

"Xiaomi, here you go."

Lu Xiaochuan generously picked up a salted egg and handed it to Xiaomi.

Things went so smoothly, all thanks to Xiaomi.

He will not be stingy about keeping salted eggs just because they have healing properties.

This is playing games, not being played by games, just be happy.

"Papa is so nice."

Holding the salted egg in both hands, Xiaomi concentrated on peeling off the shell, took a small bite, and exclaimed, "Wow! It's delicious!"

On the opposite side, Sakura saw this scene and cried.

The miracle doctor Hua Tuo looked surprised and angry, "It's too much!"

It's okay to snatch the salted eggs and white jade beads halfway, and eat so happily in front of them!
"It's delicious." Xiaomi stuck out his small tongue, licked the egg yolk at the corner of his mouth, and sincerely looked at Sakura who was crying into a big face, "Sister, do you want to eat?"

"Yeah... think..." Sakura broke down in sobs.

Xiaomi nodded enthusiastically, "Then watch me eat."

Sakura was stunned, and the next second, she burst into tears.

Lu Xiaochuan: "..."

Hey hey hey, so bad!Who taught you this!

Lu Xiaochuan's eyelids drooped, and he said kindly, "Over there...Little Aunt Liang, my salted eggs are very, very delicious. I won't lie to you. If you come with me, I'll give you a salted egg. What do you think? "

Hearing this familiar tone, the genius doctor Hua Tuo was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, but he smiled disdainfully.

"This is my own child, do you think you can take him away with just a salted egg? Are you kidding me.

Father and daughter love deeply, brother, have you heard of it? "

Sakura heard the words, temporarily stopped crying, but her nose still twitched, and asked seriously: "Uncle, are you telling the truth?"

Hua Tuo's confident expression froze instantly.

Lu Xiaochuan was also stunned for a moment, but he reacted immediately, picked up a salted egg and sniffed it on the tip of his nose, and said with a smile: "Of course, uncle is a good person! Good people never lie! So I don't lie."

Sakura scratched her head, the uncle seemed to make a lot of sense.

The miracle doctor Hua Tuo became anxious immediately.

This child wouldn't really abandon his father for a salted egg, would he?
"Sakura, don't listen to him, he is a human trafficker! Yes! It is a human trafficker!"

"Father, I don't think uncle is a bad person." Xiao Ying looked at Lu Xiaochuan, then at the genius doctor Hua Tuo, and said.

"Fuck! Am I your father, or is he your father!" Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, said angrily.

"Whoa, whoa..."

The next moment, Sakura covered her face and cried again.

The genius doctor Hua Tuo pointed at Sakura and scolded, "Cry, cry, cry! You know how to cry all day long!"

"Whoa, whoa..."

Xiao Sakura cried heart-rendingly, the unstoppable tears fell down in a rush.

"Barbie, young lady is so pitiful! That person is good or bad..." Xiaomi hid behind Lu Xiaochuan, watching this scene in fear, afraid that Papa would treat her like this.

"Ah."

Lu Xiaochuan nodded heavily.

He hates this indiscriminate education method the most.

Perhaps, for the genius doctor Hua Tuo, this is just an ordinary game, and Sakura is just an NPC, so she doesn't need to invest any emotion.

"If you cry again, I'll beat you!" Hua Tuo raised his hand, threateningly.

Of course, the genius doctor Hua Tuo didn't really want to fight.

Inexplicably, Hu Baiyuzhu was intercepted by Lu Xiaochuan, and he had not yet unlocked any equipment and skills, and did not dare to confront Lu Xiaochuan head-on.

Seeing Sakura crying non-stop now makes her even more upset.

"Stop!" But hear a declaration of justice, "Beast, let go of that girl!"

(End of this chapter)