This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 277 Poseidon's Conspiracy
Lu Xiaochuan sneered.

This honest uncle is not stupid at all, he actually wants to make himself a target.

The long-haired girl listened to their conversation from a distance, with a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth.

Killing each other, reaping the benefits of the fisherman, happy to hear and see.

On the other hand, the short-haired girl frowned slightly, and stomped out the cigarette butt on the ground, stomping on her black boots again and again.

She walked to Lu Xiaochuan's side and pointed to her wrist.

Lu Xiaochuan was slightly puzzled, and also looked at his bracelet.

1 favorite, 7 recommendations, only one favorite left.

The short-haired girl pulled away the leader on her chest, and the black tube top was almost completely exposed to his eyes.

A scent hit, and seeing the alluring snow-white, I couldn't help but quicken my breathing.

Lu Xiaochuan was shocked, and thought to himself: Could this be the legendary Shuangwen writer?

But it was obvious that he was thinking too much.

Pulling down again, I saw that the lower part of the short-haired girl's chest was wrapped with circles of white bandages, and blood was still oozing from the bandages.

"That fat guy who died, he gave up when he was duel with me yesterday, and as a result, no one collects his works anymore." The short-haired girl said calmly, not knowing whether she was reminding Lu Xiaochuan or threatening him.

Lu Xiaochuan didn't think about it that much, he was just thinking about what kind of perverted props caused such inhuman harm to a beautiful girl.

At this moment, he has no choice.

The top priority is to quickly increase the number of favorites, otherwise it will be GG.

He thought about it, thought about it, and immediately turned around. Under the puzzled eyes of others, he looked at the short-haired girl and said, "Actually, I'm a doctor."

"Huh?" The short-haired girl frowned.

Lu Xiaochuan continued: "Do you know which day impressed me the most in my 20 years of medical practice?"

"what?"

"That day, when I came out of the obstetrics operating room, a man came over anxiously and asked me: what's the matter. I said, the adults kept it, but it's a pity for the child..." Lu Xiaochuan sighed, "Hearing the news, The man cried."

"Seeing this, I said to the man again, today is April Fool's Day, I lied to you hahahaha..." Lu Xiaochuan laughed like a showman, even the honest uncle could only sigh for his inferior acting skills after watching it.

"Then the man's face showed joy in an instant, so I continued to say, your wife died too... I will always remember that day, I left the hospital in a wheelchair."

As soon as the words fell, the number on Lu Xiaochuan's bracelet changed to 12 favorites and 8 recommendations.

"Fuck!" The honest uncle blushed, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "The joke writer is really good..."

The long-haired beauties and short-haired girls are familiar with the rules and writing styles of the God Pushing activities, and instantly understand Lu Xiaochuan's thoughts.

Seeing Lu Xiaochuan's happy expression, everyone knew that his operation just now won some favorites and recommendation tickets.

According to this plan, as long as there are no accidents, Lu Xiaochuan will be fine for talking casually for an hour.

But he still underestimated the strength of the writers of the urban face-slapping genre. He saw the honest uncle with one hand behind his back, straightened his back, and pretended to be: "I am an honest person, so why should I explain to you? If you don't like it, you just look down on it." I'm honest."

As soon as this remark came out, Uncle Honestly gained a large number of favorites and recommendations from readers who like Shuangwen.

On the other hand, Lu Xiaochuan was affected, and his collection began to decline again.

Really have to break through.

Lu Xiaochuan looked at the honest uncle with a sinister smile on his face, and said calmly, "I'll go in!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the number of favorites and recommendation votes on Lu Xiaochuan's bracelet began to rise.

He walked to the opening at the bottom of the Pot of Conspiracy and craned his neck to look inside.

It was pitch black inside, exuding a strong smell of copper rust.

Lu Xiaochuan raised his head, took one last look at Poseidon's face, took a deep breath, and got into the pot of conspiracy under the complicated eyes of the other three.

The whole person got into the pot, and there was a crisp "bang", and the opening was closed again.

Lu Xiaochuan tried to turn around, but the space in the pot was very limited.

His limbs can only curl up together, very hard.

Looking up, there was a glare of light from the mouth of the pot.

He tried to stand up straight again, trying to stick his head out of the spout, suddenly!
I only heard the crisp sound of "click" when the mechanism was touched, and after a while, accompanied by a sour and pungent smell, the mouth of the pot began to pour gurgling water.

Lu Xiaochuan had nowhere to hide, the water poured on his body, his clothes made a "stinging, stinging" corrosion sound, and after touching the skin, he felt an unbearable burning sensation.

This painful feeling is indescribable, as if the surface of the skin is burned on a large area...

Of course, the painful feeling simulated by the system has been weakened.

Even the strongest pain is like a finger accidentally caught in the door.

But even if the intensity of the pain is limited, the mere thought of the constant ants biting you and you being unable to avoid it is unbearable.

Even though Lu Xiaochuan is a person with great endurance, at this moment, he also has a slight thought of forcibly quitting the game.

Lu Xiaochuan gritted his teeth and frowned tightly. Although he didn't say anything, the expression on his face showed how painful he was at the moment.

The three people outside couldn't help taking a step back, for fear of being affected.

At the same time, the electronic voice sounded: "A contestant entered the pot of conspiracy, triggering an event - Poseidon's conspiracy."

The three people outside the pot saw the bronze statue of Poseidon, holding the hand of the trident, moving slowly.

It didn't stop until the trident was suspended directly above the mouth of the pot, and then, a gurgle of unknown liquid flowed out from the tip of the trident.

There was a pungent smell of chemical caustics in the air.

"It is said that the sea god Poseidon's trident can split rocks and guide the clear springs that irrigate fertile fields..." The honest uncle stopped talking halfway through.

Because the electronic voice sounded again: "Poseidon's conspiracy, the liquid injected into the bronze pot will not react with the bronze, but it will severely burn the human body. If the liquid invades the body, it will cause irreversible death."

hiss.

The short-haired girl took a breath of air, covered her mouth and nose, and took a step closer cautiously. There was a corrosive sound of "sizzling hissing" from inside the pot.

Lu Xiaochuan curled up in the pot, he naturally heard the electronic sound.

Just like the pain of ants biting the skin, it constantly stimulates the brain, and the life value keeps dropping...

He tried to knock open the entrance at the bottom, but because his body couldn't stretch out, he couldn't use his strength.

Lu Xiaochuan always reminded himself to keep calm.

He huddled up as much as he could to reduce the area in contact with the acid, but it didn't help.

Qiongqiong running water, acid poured on his head, shoulders and back. Although the clothes can play a certain protective role, the burning pain still cannot be relieved.

(End of this chapter)