Chapter 1
"Hey, have you heard? Now it's popular to time travel to become a fat woman, why don't you try wearing it again? Maybe you can become Concubine Yang. If you are so fat, you will definitely jump off a tall building, not only will you not be injured. It can bounce back!" A girl covered her mouth and laughed. "I said you don't hit me, okay? My sister's fracture did not heal last year, and her young heart is still traumatized. Although she desperately wants to time travel, she is really disappointed if she doesn't wear it. It's still the same sentence, Sister Xinchun has eternal life. "The girl next to him shook her head helplessly, "Stop talking nonsense, the others are brother Xinchun who will get eternal life, trust you, if you don't become disabled, you will be disabled, haha~~~"
Lianchun puffed out her small mouth angrily, and touched her arm, which was still healed from the fracture. Fortunately, when I was young, my parents were afraid that I would be bullied, so I learned taekwondo, judo, and karate, and I got a good body. Never showed his skills.
In a university in F city, Situ Lianchun, a small literature department, lives up to his name, pure and lovely, with a delicate baby face, a height of 1 meters, and a curvy figure, which captivates a large audience, but there is such a thing... My nerves are miswired. I have been studying time travel for five years since I was in high school, until last summer.
There is an old teaching building in the university. Because it has a lot of history, it is rated as a D-level dangerous room. It is ready to be demolished. In the past few years, almost zero people have entered it. I don’t know where Lianchun heard it. July [-]th The sun is yin, the more people there are, the heavier the yin. It is best at night, when the moon is full, and you can pass through it if you fall from a high altitude. If you don’t die, you will wear it. If you die, you will wear it.” What kind of crap book, lying to children? Why don’t you write that you can’t die or live? Do you only wear half of it? Wear it on your head or your feet! It’s nonsense, nonsense... nonsense!” In the end, Lianchun was still no match for the nonsense, and ran away with the book In the teaching building, due to fear of heights, I chose to jump from the second floor.
Standing outside the corridor on the second floor, there is a gloomy wind, and the moon is quite round, "Okay, it's now, do you want to shout pineapple and jackfruit before jumping? Forget it, it's too old-fashioned." Looking at the lawn downstairs, if you can't Wearing it, the fall should not hurt the muscles and bones, so I took a deep breath, "Mommy, Mommy, coax!!!" The roar was soul-stirring, and an alumnus passed by the lawn to witness all this. "Who is making a remake of Westward Journey?" There was a "pop", followed by "Ouch, woo woo woo~~~~" The alumni rushed over desperately, and the left face of the person who fell was on the ground, with one hand straightened and the other bent, Stretching his legs, he turned over and realized that he was a junior student in the literature department of the school. "Children's shoes, call 120 quickly, I'm going to die..." Situ Lianchun, who was dying, woke up the stunned alumni. "Don't die, don't die, I'll call right away!"
After this incident, no one knows whether Hua loves time travel, love jumps off a building, time travel spell or the phrase "Mommy Mommy coaxing" has also become popular.
"I said stupid, when is it? Why are you reading time-traveling novels again? Tsk tsk tsk, the scars are so good and the pain is gone, don't forget that today you have to give a speech on behalf of the Department of Literature." It was Lianchun's best friend, She Yanan, who actually went to the bookstore with her to buy a time-traveling novel under the scorching sun at noon. Seeing that Situ Lianchun ignored her, she went on to ask, "Is that big nerve of yours related to this one?" Is it related to the word "stupid"?" Lianchun turned her head to stare at her friend, and just about to open her lips, a figure knocked Yanan to the ground, "Bao, my bag, Lianchun, he snatched my bag." Lianchun dropped the book in her hand and chased the thief all the way, "Stop, don't stop, I will break your leg."
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, have you heard? Now it's popular to time travel to become a fat woman, why don't you try wearing it again? Maybe you can become Concubine Yang. If you are so fat, you will definitely jump off a tall building, not only will you not be injured. It can bounce back!" A girl covered her mouth and laughed. "I said you don't hit me, okay? My sister's fracture did not heal last year, and her young heart is still traumatized. Although she desperately wants to time travel, she is really disappointed if she doesn't wear it. It's still the same sentence, Sister Xinchun has eternal life. "The girl next to him shook her head helplessly, "Stop talking nonsense, the others are brother Xinchun who will get eternal life, trust you, if you don't become disabled, you will be disabled, haha~~~"
Lianchun puffed out her small mouth angrily, and touched her arm, which was still healed from the fracture. Fortunately, when I was young, my parents were afraid that I would be bullied, so I learned taekwondo, judo, and karate, and I got a good body. Never showed his skills.
In a university in F city, Situ Lianchun, a small literature department, lives up to his name, pure and lovely, with a delicate baby face, a height of 1 meters, and a curvy figure, which captivates a large audience, but there is such a thing... My nerves are miswired. I have been studying time travel for five years since I was in high school, until last summer.
There is an old teaching building in the university. Because it has a lot of history, it is rated as a D-level dangerous room. It is ready to be demolished. In the past few years, almost zero people have entered it. I don’t know where Lianchun heard it. July [-]th The sun is yin, the more people there are, the heavier the yin. It is best at night, when the moon is full, and you can pass through it if you fall from a high altitude. If you don’t die, you will wear it. If you die, you will wear it.” What kind of crap book, lying to children? Why don’t you write that you can’t die or live? Do you only wear half of it? Wear it on your head or your feet! It’s nonsense, nonsense... nonsense!” In the end, Lianchun was still no match for the nonsense, and ran away with the book In the teaching building, due to fear of heights, I chose to jump from the second floor.
Standing outside the corridor on the second floor, there is a gloomy wind, and the moon is quite round, "Okay, it's now, do you want to shout pineapple and jackfruit before jumping? Forget it, it's too old-fashioned." Looking at the lawn downstairs, if you can't Wearing it, the fall should not hurt the muscles and bones, so I took a deep breath, "Mommy, Mommy, coax!!!" The roar was soul-stirring, and an alumnus passed by the lawn to witness all this. "Who is making a remake of Westward Journey?" There was a "pop", followed by "Ouch, woo woo woo~~~~" The alumni rushed over desperately, and the left face of the person who fell was on the ground, with one hand straightened and the other bent, Stretching his legs, he turned over and realized that he was a junior student in the literature department of the school. "Children's shoes, call 120 quickly, I'm going to die..." Situ Lianchun, who was dying, woke up the stunned alumni. "Don't die, don't die, I'll call right away!"
After this incident, no one knows whether Hua loves time travel, love jumps off a building, time travel spell or the phrase "Mommy Mommy coaxing" has also become popular.
"I said stupid, when is it? Why are you reading time-traveling novels again? Tsk tsk tsk, the scars are so good and the pain is gone, don't forget that today you have to give a speech on behalf of the Department of Literature." It was Lianchun's best friend, She Yanan, who actually went to the bookstore with her to buy a time-traveling novel under the scorching sun at noon. Seeing that Situ Lianchun ignored her, she went on to ask, "Is that big nerve of yours related to this one?" Is it related to the word "stupid"?" Lianchun turned her head to stare at her friend, and just about to open her lips, a figure knocked Yanan to the ground, "Bao, my bag, Lianchun, he snatched my bag." Lianchun dropped the book in her hand and chased the thief all the way, "Stop, don't stop, I will break your leg."
(End of this chapter)
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