The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 343 Qimou Bingmou: Isn’t this Zhantan Gongde Buddha?Come, come, come, we have a big deal for you!
Among the clouds.

"Damn it, don't hit Bingyi." Qilin flew forward with auspicious clouds.

"Don't run away if you have the ability." Bingyi shouted angrily.

"You think I'm that brat Baxia? Don't run away." Qilin retorted.

"Your uncle, I said why the birthday gift I prepared for Second Brother Baihu suddenly disappeared, and you stole the co-author. The most outrageous thing is that people still say that I am Hapilong? Come on, come on." If I don’t call you Hapi today, I’ll take your surname!” In a flash of sunlight, Bingyi condensed an ice thorn and threw it towards Qilin.

Qilin is like dancing in a bar, always dodging Bingyi's attack with an unexpected movement.

"Come on, keep going." Anyway, it's useless to explain, so it's better to be a bachelor.

"If you have the ability, don't hide." The corner of Bingyi's mouth curled into a smirk.

Qilin retracted his abdomen and lifted his buttocks again to avoid an ice spike, but when he was about to taunt, he suddenly found a huge ice spike hitting him behind him.

"You don't talk about martial arts." Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, Qilin had to raise his arms to try to resist.
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Swish--
The biting cold made Qilin decisively choose to run away, and he turned into a red glow and rushed towards the bottom of the cloud immediately.

"Even if I ran to the ends of the earth today, I would still catch you, you bastard." Bing Yi yelled and immediately flew down.

Mount Emei.

Tang Seng was wearing a cassock, surrounded by the Buddha's light, and stood at the entrance of the cave with the four characters "Dou Zhan Sheng Buddha".

"I don't know if this monkey has come to his senses these days~" Tang Seng shook his head and muttered.

Many years ago, when the Tathagata Buddha taught the scriptures and Taoism, Sun Wukong said in front of all the Buddhas that he was sad and hoped that he could devote himself to practice and no longer participate in similar Buddhist meetings.

At that time, the Tathagata understood the cause and effect only after a little calculation.

It turns out that Sun Wukong went to a place called "Valoran Continent" with a ray of consciousness when he was practicing alone.

There he fell in love with a nine-tailed demon fox named Ahri.

After that wisp of divine consciousness returned, it even passed on the attachment and love for that demon fox to Monkey King himself.

Tang Seng once asked Avalokitesvara how to solve this matter.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva didn't say much, but stripped the wisp of divine consciousness from Sun Wukong and let him go to Valoran again.

However, once this thing is contaminated, how can it be easily forgotten?Sun Wukong's body still couldn't forget the nine-tailed demon fox named Ari during the long practice, so Tang Seng never saw him again after he proposed to try to eliminate the demons by means of retreat and penance.

Today, I had a sudden whim, so I came to Mount Emei where Monkey King practiced Zen.

"Wukong? Are you inside?" Tang Seng asked loudly.

There was no sound, obviously his question did not reach the ears of the owner here.

Tang Seng frowned, just as he was about to go in and have a look.

"Hey, give way to the one in front!" Qilin's voice came into his ears.

Just as Tang Seng turned around, he happened to bump into Qilin's astonished gaze.

The figures of a Buddha and a beast slammed into the protective spells around Sun Wukong's cave, causing ripples.

"You brat, I see you today... Huh? Why is there one more?" A blue-white glow flashed across Bingyi's figure and appeared in front of a Buddha and a beast.

"I told you to get out of the way..." Qilin stood up straight as he spoke.

"Which one who doesn't open his eyes dares to bump into you... Oh? Haha, isn't this the power of Qilin? The poor monk is so polite." Tang Seng was about to curse, but he decisively corrected his attitude after seeing the Qilin.

Qilin rubbed his eyes to see who he bumped into.

"What kind of luck is this today? It's really hard to see that the bald head can't make a fortune even if he wants to make a fortune." Qilin muttered.

Tang Monk:. . .

Please, he is here in person, even if you have a noble status, you can't insult people like this.

"Amitabha Buddha ~ Kylin Almighty Buddha said: One flower is one world, one leaf is one bodhi. How can we outsiders do this for mere external things..." Tang Seng was about to use Buddhist scriptures to scold Kylin to vent his anger, but suddenly He was held back by Frozen Yi.

"Dragon... Are you here, Dragon Ancestor? What a coincidence, hahaha~" After seeing Bingyi, Tang Seng kicked many feet in his heart with ten thousand creatures called grass mud horses in the mortal world.

He is so lucky not to buy a lottery ticket.

According to rumors from unknown gossip sources, when you meet a Qilin or an ice dragon, you can find a way to deal with him.

But if you meet two together, then don't bother, just dial 079-22323 and call the black coffin-bearer team.

In this case, except for the few senior powers, any one of them will explode on the spot and die when they encounter them.

"It's really a coincidence." Bingyi rubbed his chin and looked at Tang Seng carefully.

"Dragon... Long Zu... Why do you look at the poor monk like this?" Tang Seng asked.

"I suddenly have a bold idea that needs your cooperation." Bing Yi responded with a strange smile.

Tang Seng couldn't help shivering, your sister, he knew that he was going to die today.

"Bingyi, if you want to give that thing to Second Brother Baihu, I'll just pay you back. Don't go crazy." Qilin looked worried.

"Fuck you, don't you see that there is big business right now?" Bing Yi raised his eyebrows.

As the best bad friend, a Qilin was a little puzzled, but he also smiled knowingly when he saw a certain ice dragon staring at Tang Seng's shiny bald head.

This guy Bingyi is too evil, but coincidentally he also likes to make trouble.

"Hahahahaha Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha, we brothers have a big deal with you. How about it? Do you want to think about it?" Qi Lin's hand flashed a bone-cutting knife and appeared in his hand with a cold light.

Tang Seng proclaimed the Buddha's name, and then his face immediately showed a sad look: "Long Zu, the Qilin is so powerful, you two can do it. Unexpectedly, the poor monk didn't die at the mouth of the demon in the past, but today he will become your meal today. .”

Bingyi and Qilin looked at each other.

This expansion is wrong!They just want this guy to help out with a commercial.

Well, forget it, just follow the procedure of eating Xiaotiangou and listening to truth.

"Bingyi." Qilin smirked.

"Here you are." Bingyi's blue and white glow changed for a while, and he threw a purple snakeskin bag into Qilin's arms.

Tang Seng looked at the strangely smiling Qilin and asked tremblingly, "That... why... the poor monk wants to use this kind of bag?"

Qilin was stunned and then explained: "Ah, this is a different process for our two brothers to prepare according to their grades. For example, we usually use yellow sacks for the silly dog ​​Xiaotiangou, because that stupid dog likes to engage in certain behaviors. Art; we usually use black sacks for Zhang Guolao’s paper donkeys, because he seems to have a special affection for Zhang Guolao; in the end, Di Ting is at your level, and using purple sacks is a kind of respect for you.”

Tang Seng nodded slightly, then closed his eyes.

He only prayed that these two great powers would save him from any pain.

A burst of severe pain struck, Tang Seng's eyes darkened, and he passed out.

(End of this chapter)