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Chapter 232 Joke "5 Chapters"

Chapter 232 Joking "Five Thousand Chapters"

While the three of them were talking, the carriage had already traveled a long way, and the sun had already jumped overhead. After noon, after talking so much, several people were thirsty, so Dinghui went back to the carriage to fetch a three-skin pot of light salt water.

Dianhua thought it was troublesome to ask him for water every morning, so he took out more than a dozen pots of water and a bag of salt from the storage space every morning and put them in the compartment. Xiao Kou and Zhang Jun were responsible for putting a small amount of salt into the leather pot, The water in more than a dozen leather pots is made into light salt water, and people can take it by themselves.

Tongling took the leather pot, took out a jade bottle from his bosom, poured a bottle of water, and drank it slowly, only to find that it was light salt water, nodded in satisfaction, thinking, it would save her trouble son.If it's fresh water, she needs to put some salt into it specially.After eating Bigu Dan, I still need to drink light salt water, bad review!In the past few days, every time Tong Ling drank light salt water, she would vomit.Thinking that in the future, my father must research and develop Bigu Dan that does not need to drink light salt water.

Thinking of Bigu Pill, Tong Ling realized that she had eaten Bigu Pill, but the others didn't take it?Don't they need to eat?not……

Tongling thought of Dinghui's embarrassment when they crossed Shanshui County, Tongling frowned and asked Dinghui in a low voice: "Why don't you eat lunch? Is it because you have no money and food, can't afford it?"

Dinghui stopped drinking water, rolled his eyes, put down the kettle in his hand with a face full of embarrassment, sighed, and nodded imperceptibly, Tongling's guess was confirmed, and he was not happy, and said in his heart Sure enough.

Both master and father have said that Taoist friends of Fengshui and fortune-telling lines have a difficult life, and their knowledge is shallow. Many people can't even eat, and many people don't even know common sense. awful!

I used to think that what Master and Father said was a bit exaggerated, but I didn't expect...it turned out to be true!

Seeing Dinghui's reaction, Tongling felt that she was really ignorant, and asked such a careless question. Isn't this exposing her scars?
Tong Ling felt that although he and the fellow Taoists on the carriage had only known each other for more than a few hours, they hit it off, so he quickly took out a jade bottle from his arms, handed it to Dinghui generously with a bit of pain on his face, and said :

"This is the bigu pill that went to my father's Danfangshun when I ran away from home. There are only ten pills. I've already eaten one. You five should share five pills."

Speaking of this, Tong Ling specifically mentioned a sentence with a painful face: "These are the top-grade Eight-grain Bigu Pills, which are rarely circulated outside. One can last eight days, and then you won't have to eat. Just like this, add some light salt water every day."

Dinghui took the jade bottle, opened the lid, poured out a Bigu Pill, looked it over carefully, there were indeed eight patterns on it, but, Tong Ling actually said that the Eight-pattern Bigu Pill was a high-grade Bigu Pill?

Tong Ling saw that after Dinghui took the jade bottle, he poured out a Bigu pill and looked it over carefully. He looked like he had never seen the world, and sighed again in his heart. Daoists from the two major lines of feng shui and fortune-telling even took the Bigu pill together. Never seen it?How hard it is to live!
Dinghui put the Bigu Pill back into the jade bottle, and asked curiously, "Is the Eight-pattern Bigu Pill a top-grade Bigu Pill? What about the nine- and ten-pattern Bigu Pill?" What level? I heard that the alchemists of the elixir system all eat bigu pills, is it true?"

Dinghui couldn't be fooled by Tongling's pained expression when he handed the Bigu Pill just now, it seems that the Eight-pattern Bigu Pill might really be a high-quality pill, what about the Ten-pattern Bigu Pill that Uncle Dianhua made casually?What level?Dinghui was really curious.I happened to meet a fellow Taoist with the medicine system, so I naturally had to ask.

Xuan Mu saw that Uncle Dinghui was going to joke with the honest boy Tongling again, but he didn't do anything too extreme, so he didn't expose Dinghui's tricks.

Tongling heard that Dinghui actually asked such a common-sense thing, and even got the second point right, and he was even more sure that what Master and Father said was right, and that the other two Daoist fellows had a hard life and little knowledge.

Tongling replied patiently: "There is a saying in Bigu Pill that 'the pill becomes seven grains', which means that the pill can be made into Bigu Pill only after it has been refined to seven grains. So Qiwen Bigu Pill is the easiest kind of Bigu to refine. Dan is also the most common bigu pill."

As the daughter of an alchemist, and a Taoist priest of the elixir lineage, she has been familiar with it since she was a child, and she knows a lot of common-sense knowledge, and she can answer it easily and talk eloquently.

"Qiwen Bigu Pill is the basic elixir that alchemist apprentices learn when practicing fire, so most of the world's circulation is Qiwen Bigu Pill." Then Tong Ling pointed to the jade in Dinghui's hand with some pride. Bottle Road:

"There is a saying in Bigu Pills that 'the eight-pattern pills can be refined through thousands of tempers', which means that the refining of the Eight-pattern Bigu Pills requires a high level of heat to be refined. These Eight-pattern Bigu Pills were refined by my father. It's done..."

Tong Ling deliberately paused here, Dinghui smiled in his eyes, and exclaimed in admiration: "What? Your father's level of alchemy is so high?" After a while, he praised: "Your father's level of alchemy , It's really high!"

Tongling was affirmed by Dinghui, raised his head, and said in a more proud tone: "That's right! My father is an elder of the alchemy lineage in Youshan County. Apart from the master of the alchemy, my father is the most powerful in alchemy! In addition to the Eight Patterns Bigu Pill, my father can occasionally refine the Nine Patterns Bigu Pill."

Dinghui immediately applauded and offered the three-piece set of disbelief again, shocked and admiring, and continued to ask: "What about the Jiuwen Bigu Pill? What's the explanation?"

Tongling continued: "There is a saying in Bigu Dan that 'the pill becomes nine patterns, and the fire is perfect', that is to say, only by controlling the blue flame in the pill furnace can one refine the Nine Patterns Bigu Pill. You can refine the Nine Patterns Bigu Dan, has barely reached the level of alchemy master!"

Dinghui exclaimed and praised again, then glanced at the carriage, and asked, "What about the Ten-pattern Bigu Pill?"

Tong Ling shook his head and said, "The Ten-pattern Bigu Pill is also called 'Bao Dan'. It is not so easy to refine. I have only heard of it, but I have never seen it. There is a 'Pan Cheng Ten Patterns, Supernatural' in Bigu Pill." Let’s talk about it! One chapter of Bigu Dan in the "Dan Jing" also specifically recorded the relevant explanation: "If there are ten grains in Bigu, one of the fires can be called a master!"."

Speaking of this, Tong Ling seemed to have thought of something interesting, and said with a gossipy smile: "I once overheard my father chatting with a brother of the same line, saying that if you refine the Ten-pattern Bigu Pill, you can try 'Bare-handed Real Fire' "Smelting treasure pills", my father has always dreamed of "refining treasure pills with bare hands with real fire", but unfortunately, it has not been achieved until now. It is said that only the master master of my father's generation has done it, and my father has always kept this matter Make it a pity!"

Dinghui suppressed a smile and asked: "What you said just now is alchemy on the alchemy furnace? Is it much easier than alchemy with real fire with bare hands?"

Tong Ling didn't expect that Master Dinghui's uncle didn't even know this common sense, so he nodded and said, "Of course, alchemists use pill furnaces to refine pills! Otherwise, how do you refine them? Don't you think every alchemist They can all 'refine alchemy with bare hands with real fire'? Only alchemy masters can do it, and it is said that they can only refine the three basic elixirs. Other elixirs cannot be refined with bare hands."

Dinghui really didn't understand this: "Why?"

"Why?" Tong Ling repeated, not knowing how to answer for a while.She is not from the line of alchemy, she is from the line of beast control, as long as she can refine the three basic elixirs and the corresponding animal spirit elixirs, she does not need to learn the refining of other elixirs.

This question is a bit difficult to answer the bell!Now she hasn't fully learned how to refine the basic elixirs. If you ask her to talk about the three basic elixirs, she can still say a few words. If you ask her to talk about other things, even the exclusive elixirs of her lineage—— Beast Spirit Pill, she couldn't tell why.

Dianhua's voice came from the carriage, and he answered Dinghui's question for Tongling: "Because the three basic medicinal ingredients are not spiritual materials, they are easy to purify, and it doesn't take too much time to refine them. Live. As for other elixir, it involves the purification of spiritual materials, and the purification of each material takes too long, ranging from a few hours to ten days and a half months. This is just the purification of materials, and there will be more complicated And the cumbersome refining process. Refining such a panacea, a person's real fire can't hold on at all, and can only be completed by relying on the pill furnace."

At the very least, the spiritual power of the foundation-building period could not support the burning of the blue spiritual fire for such a long time, which Dianhua personally practiced.As for whether the spiritual power of the golden core stage can be sustained in the future, it can only be confirmed through experiments at that time.

As for the refining of talisman tools, in fact, monster corpses, apart from real bones and special extraordinary organs, are not considered spiritual materials.

Therefore, the talismans that do not involve the purification of real bones and supernatural organs can be refined with bare hands, just like "refining treasure pills with bare hands with real fire".

In terms of alchemy, Dianhua did not have a pill furnace, so he could only refine Bigu pill, Yangshen pill and Jiedu pill with bare hands with spiritual fire, the three basic pills.

None of the other pills could be refined without the pill furnace Dianhua!
Dianhua can only refine the real panacea after the point is transformed into a fairy furnace.

Dianhua is not actually an alchemist, so he can only use "refining alchemy with bare hands and real fire" to bluff people.

However, the bluffing effect of this hand is indeed very high.

Among alchemists, "refining treasure alchemy with bare hands and real fire" is also a very bluffing job.

Alchemists often use it to show off their skills, and it has become a symbol of alchemy masters.

After hearing Dianhua's answer, Tong Ling immediately clapped his hands and shouted, "Yes, that's it. I seem to have heard my father say something similar, but I didn't remember it just now..."

After finishing speaking, Tong Ling finally realized, no, grand master Dianhua, how did he know such professional knowledge about the pulse system of elixir?
By the way, just now I heard Master Dinghui and Master Xuanmu mean that they guessed that the lineage of cultivation is inherited from the lineage of Quanzhen... Listening to the meaning between the lines in their conversation is that Uncle Dianhua Taishi is proficient in all kinds of schools Many inherited secret techniques.

At that time, I just had this idea in my mind, but they didn't say it clearly. After analyzing in my mind, I thought it was impossible, so I didn't think deeply. Could it be true?

Tong Ling thought again about Dinghui's strange expression and tone just now, and Xuan Mu's slight shaking of his head at that time, and the light salt water he drank... At this time, Tong Ling realized belatedly that they had already taken it. Bigu Dan!

She was tricked by Master Dinghui's uncle again!

Thinking of this, Tong Ling immediately questioned fiercely, "Master Uncle, are you kidding me again? Have you already eaten Bigu Dan?" Tong Ling's last sentence was an irrefutable affirmation His tone of voice clearly confirmed the matter.

Dinghui smiled and returned the jade bottle containing the nine eight-pattern bigu pills to Tongling, shook his head repeatedly and said, "I didn't say anything? I just asked you my question. You wanted to distract me. right?"

Tong Ling frowned and recalled carefully for a moment, it seemed that, indeed, Master Dinghui's uncle didn't say anything from the beginning to the end, but only asked her a few questions and praised his father a few words.

However, his tone, expression, etc., combined with what she said at the time, clearly misled her on purpose!
Tong Ling confirmed even more that Dinghui was trying to play tricks on her!
Tongling took the jade bottle angrily, put it back in his pocket, turned his head, and angrily ignored Dinghui.

Dinghui also felt that this time seemed to be over again, and when Dinghui turned his eyes, he had an idea, poked Xuanmu on the right, and begged in a low voice: "Xuanmu, help the world, quickly take out your bigu pill Let Tongling learn more about it, so that when she is happy, her anger will disappear."

Xuanmu shook her head helplessly, and said in her heart: Really, you were the one who played the bell before, and you are the one who wants to make the bell now, what do you think you are doing with this picture?

Xuan Mu took out the jade bottle that Dianhua gave him when he gave him two bigu pills from his bosom, and there was one bigu pill left in it, this is his treasure!Especially after hearing what Tong Ling said, the ten-pattern Bigu pill is also called "Bao Dan". Even Tong Ling, who is a Taoist priest of the elixir system and the daughter of an alchemist, has never seen it before.

Xuanmu handed it to Dinghui reluctantly, and said: "I only have this one, you must give it back to me!"

Dinghui took the jade bottle with a smile, patted his chest and assured him, "Of course! Don't worry about me, Dinghui?"

It was fine if Dinghui didn't say this sentence, but when Dinghui said this sentence, Xuan Mu felt that Dinghui was even more unreliable!A tinge of remorse welled up in Xuanmu's heart, and she even had the urge to snatch the jade bottle back from Dinghui's hand immediately.

However, it is actually a fellow Taoist or an elder. After getting along these few days, the two of them talked quite well, but Xuan Mu did not take any action. She shook her head, suppressed the inexplicable impulse in her heart just now, and continued as if nothing had happened. He was driving the carriage, but he paid more attention to Dinghui and Tongling beside him.

Dinghui borrowed Xuanmu's Bigu Pill, immediately raised the jade bottle in front of Tongling as if offering a treasure, turned his head to the left when he was angry, ignored Dinghui, looked at Shanshuihe in a daze and said to Tongling:
"Didn't you say you haven't seen the Ten-pattern Bigu Pill? Here, I have one here! Tong Ling, would you like to take a look?"

Tongling was stunned for a moment, then turned around with disbelief and said, "How is it possible? I haven't even seen it before, can you have it? Are you trying to play tricks on me again?" After speaking, he turned his head away, even his body past.

Dinghui seemed to have suffered a great humiliation, immediately opened the lid of the jade bottle, poured it in his hand, and sent it forward, saying: "If you don't believe me, look at it!"

Tong Ling hesitated for a moment, but curiosity still prevailed over her self-esteem, she glanced back quietly, quickly turned her head, then glanced again hesitantly, this time a little longer, and then... Tong Ling quickly turned around, She moved her body to the right, snatched the Bigu Pill from Dinghui's hand, put it in front of her eyes, and looked it over carefully:

"Tsk tsk... It's really a ten-pattern Bigu pill! Tsk tsk... Look at the pattern, it's completely natural... Look at the color, the aura is faint... Oh my god, it really is the ten-pattern Bigu pill, the legendary treasure!"

Tongling's performance is like that of someone who likes antiques, when he sees his favorite antiques, his eyes can't wait to stick to this Bigu pill, he looks at Bigu pill and talks, and he speaks clearly and logically, and his liking is beyond words.

Dinghui was very proud of her idea, and raised her eyebrows to show off to Xuanmu, but Xuanmu's frown became deeper and deeper, and she always felt... So she poked Dinghui, and signaled with her eyes that she should return to Bigu Pill immediately .

Dinghui pretended not to see that Tongling looked like this now, so go ask her for it, can she give it?This Xuan Mu usually can't see it, but I didn't expect to be so stingy!Alas, as an uncle, I must practice and practice you, and help you get rid of this stingy problem!
Dinghui persisted for half a quarter of an hour, and finally got a little impatient with Xuan Mu, and after such a long time, Tongling should have enjoyed watching it, so Dinghui turned around and asked: "Tongling, this Bigu Dan , Have you seen enough? Can you give it back to me!"

Tongling was stunned, with a surprised face, and said to Dinghui in an inconceivable tone: "Didn't you give this to me as an apology? Can you take back what you gave away?"

As she said that, Tong Ling quickly put the ten-pattern Bigu Pill into an empty jade bottle, put it in her arms, then puffed up her chest, snorted coldly at Dinghui, and said: "Stingy! ’ and turned around again.

Holding the empty jade bottle in his hand, Dinghui stretched out his hand towards Tongling, but he was still too embarrassed to ask to come back... So he turned around in embarrassment, handed the empty jade bottle to Xuanmu, and said to Xuanmu: "Look This is a mess..."

There was an expression in Xuanmu's eyes as expected, and she glanced at Dinghui with the eyes of "I finally see through your personality", but she didn't take the empty jade bottle, she didn't say anything, she turned her head and continued to drive the carriage, as if not Knowing Dinghui is the same.

Dinghui looked left and right, the fellow Taoists on both sides turned their heads and ignored him.

After working on it for a long time, I actually made a person who is not human inside and out, and offended both sides?
Always paying attention to their Dianhua, "seeing" here, I was speechless for a while: What is this?A war caused by a bigu pill?As for?

It can only be said that friends from other worlds will know how to play...

(End of this chapter)

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