Entering Uncle Ying's Zombie World

104 Chapter 1
Devil's Office
"Hi, beautiful, good morning."

When going up the stairs, Kim McKee and Meng Chao warmly greeted Meili who was going downstairs.

Beauty is as beautiful as its name suggests. Facing Kim McGee's enthusiastic greeting with Meng Chao, he always felt a little awkward, but he still replied politely: "Morning."

When the two walked by Meili's side, one left and one right, they patted Meili's back with their hands at the same time, and touched her quietly.

Meili stared back and said, "What are you doing?"

"Greetings." Meng Chao said seriously, "Saying hello like this shows that we have a good relationship."

Kim McKee also said: "However, if you don't like beauty, we won't be like this in the future."

Meili glared at Meng Chao: "Who has a good relationship with you, you think beautifully."

He looked at Kim McGee again, and said with a gentle and pleasant face: "Of course, you are different, Kim McGee. You are an upright gentleman, and people don't mind if you greet me like this."

Seeing this, Meng Chao was so angry that he turned around and left, muttering, "Hmph, sure enough, all women in this world are the same, they only like pretty faces."

Kim McKee nodded towards Meili and chased after her.

Upstairs at the corner, Meng Chao stood there, saw Kim McKee coming up, and stretched out his hand: "Give me the money, boy."

Kim McKee smiled. He knew that Meng Chao was unhappy. Meili had a completely different attitude towards the two of them. He smiled and said, "Little boy, it's better than a wretched man. Who made you look wretched all day long."

Meng Chao was even more upset: "Hurry up and give me the money, you little boy, you won't want to take it easy."

Kim McGee took out the money, and when Meng Chao wanted to take it, Kim McGee took it away and said, "Damn it, how do you know that Meimei is not free? It's a vacuum, and it's not obvious."

Speaking of this, Meng Chao couldn't help but look smug, and scolded: "Idiot, have you changed your underwear every day these days?"

Kim McKee was stunned for a moment, and then said: "No, because of the hellish weather, it rains every day, and there is no way to dry it."

Meng Chao giggled, "That's it. You haven't done anything, and of course you can't do those women's things."

When it came to this, Meng Chao had an indescribably wretched expression on his face. If he didn't know it, he thought the two of them were talking about an art film from a certain island country.

Kim McGee had no choice but to be convinced, and cursed: "The eyes of a dead mouse are so fine."

After coming to the office and staying for a long time, a case finally appeared.

Ahhh, it hurts so much.

As soon as they entered, Meng Chao and Kim McKee heard screams.

"what happened?"

Kim McKee asked: "What did the Loach King do again, beating him so hard?"

The two colleagues said with a speechless expression: "We haven't tried the trial yet, the bastard Loach King called first."

"Hey, I don't call it first, I call it first, it's a bit miserable. I, Loach King, are not those newcomers, and I don't understand anything."

"My mother said, the more you scream, the more unbearable others are to attack you."

Meng Chao and the others were speechless for a while, before Kim McKee asked, "What did he do again this time?"

"He stole the church cross."

Loach King quickly shook his head and denied, "Officer, don't talk nonsense.

"I didn't steal."

"King Loach, you are about to recruit me. You stole the cross and hid it there."

Kim McKee, Meng Chao, and two colleagues pressed her to ask.

Loach King said with an innocent face: "I really don't have one, police officers, you can't wrong people, I'm innocent."

Several people laughed, and Kim McKee forced him to ask: "Then explain to me why you go to church?"

The Loach King raised his head devoutly and said, "I heard the Lord's call to save me, a lost lamb, so I followed the Lord's call."

A few people are happy, dog, what virtue are you, and you have heard the call of the Lord.

But a few people have to be convinced, how can this dog really talk.

"You'd better confess, Loach King, I haven't opened for a long time recently." Jin McKee threatened.

The Loach King laughed, and said with a smile: "Officer, there is a trash can at your door. I kicked it and broke it. You can sue me for destroying public property."

"That's enough for me, officer."

Jin McGee was so angry that he grabbed Loach King's collar: "I'm shameless enough, but you dare to be more shameless than me. It seems that you really want to pay for it."

Loach King looked helpless: "Officer, you have to be considerate of me. I have a few criminal records. If I commit another crime this time, I will have to go to jail."

"Knowing that you still do that." Kim McGee looked at him speechlessly.

Loach King shook his head: "It's a good meal, officer."

"So, you..."

Before the words were finished, a woman screamed from outside: "There is a ghost, help me."

"By the way, today is Ghost Festival."

Meng Chao said suddenly, and several people looked at each other.

"Is it really haunted?"

Kim McKee said with a face full of fear.

"Hey, it's important to save people. Let's go quickly. Listen to the voice. It's from the library."

A group of people ran out in a hurry, and Loach King felt a little hairy. Seeing that several people had run away, he quickly shouted: "Officer, you can't all leave, you have to leave one or two people to guard me, or I will run away." Now, what are you going to do?"

A few people didn't seem to hear them, and they all ran out. In Nuo Da's office, Loach King was the only one left.

Loach King swallowed, comfortingly said: "Impossible, what the hell is there in the world?"

After a while, a headless guy came in, very weird, Loach King saw this, and forced himself: "Hey, friend, are you dressed like this, are you attending a masquerade party?"

"You are so kind, unlike me, you are still locked here."

Suddenly, the lights flickered, papers flew everywhere in the office, and suddenly, it became extremely gloomy.

"My head, give me back my head." The headless corpse shouted eerily, and chased after the Loach King.

Loach King's face turned pale with fright: "Ghost, help me."

After a chase, the Loach King finally took out the cross he had hidden in the sole of his shoe in fright, and wanted to use it to deal with the headless ghost.

The headless ghost snorted, as if it was very afraid of the cross, and the Loach King couldn't help being overjoyed when he saw it was effective. At this moment, the headless ghost stretched out his hand, snatched the cross, and took off his robe.

"Haha, Loach King, you're just kidding." Meng Chao, who got the cross, laughed very proudly.

The Loach King felt dizzy and nearly fainted. He had played, been fooled, and been cheated. What kind of headless ghosts are all lies.

Jin McKee and the others ran in at this moment, patted Meng Chao on the shoulder and said, "My boy, I really have you."

"King Loach, wait to get rid of the prison."

Two colleagues took Loach King away, while Meng Chao and Kim McKee reported to the chief.

When the director learned what had happened, he cursed loudly, and even said to himself, boasting, how could I, who is so wise and mighty, have subordinates like you, I really feel sad for myself.

At night, while on the night shift, Loach King disappeared, and Meng Chao and Kim McKee were unfortunately left in the bureau to look for Loach King.

In the morning, when Meng Chao and Jin McGee were about to give up, they met the extremely pale Loach King. The two grabbed him and hit him a few times to vent their anger.

"Oh, two police officers, stop beating, stop beating." Loach King begged.

"It's okay if you don't fight, then tell me honestly, how did you escape last night?"

Loach King hesitated for a while before saying: "Officer, I've gone to hell."

The two immediately laughed: "Did you see the devil?"

"Believe in you to be a ghost."

Meng Chao continued: "Are you out of your mind? I just used this trick last night, and you actually want to use it."

"Yeah, you idiot." Kim McKee hit him.

The Loach King groaned: "I didn't lie to you, officer, I really saw a ghost, and the ghost even bit me."

"Then why haven't you turned into a ghost?" The two looked at Loach King with a smile.

Only then did King Loach think, yes, he is a ghost now, why should he be afraid of people.

"Wow, I want to suck your blood and turn you into ghosts too." The Loach King showed a pair of fangs, pretending to be fierce.

Seeing this, Meng Chao and Meng Chao slapped each other, causing Loach King to suspect that ghosts were born, and begged again, stop hitting, stop hitting.

The two took him back to the office, and after drawing the portrait of Miyake, Loach King nodded repeatedly and said, "It was him, the one who bit me and sucked my blood."

"Oh, it turns out that this guy let you go."

The two nodded thoughtfully.

Seeing that the two still didn't believe it, Loach King said aggrievedly, "Both police officers, I'm really a ghost."

Oops, still pretending.

The two looked at each other and said, "Ghosts don't have shadows, but you do."

Loach King glanced at the light, and he did have a shadow, so he said, "You two police officers, I didn't lie to you."

"Look, this is the tooth hole that the ghost left in my neck."

Loach King let the two of them look at his neck, then opened his mouth wide again: "Also, look, my four fangs."

"I didn't have any last night."

Meng Chao and Jin McGee also fell into doubts, that's right, Loach King didn't have these fangs last night, so there's no reason to grow them like this overnight.

The two thought for a while and said, "Okay, since you are a ghost, then fly one and show us."

Loach King said with a troubled face: "Sir, I haven't passed my first seven days yet, and I don't have mana."

"Then show us through a wall."

"It takes mana to pass through walls, sir."

Damn, you're such a bad ghost, you can't do anything.

The two looked at him with disgust, which made Loach King feel a little uncertain whether he was a ghost or not.

At this moment, Kim McGee thought of something, took out his gun and said, "Ghosts can't be killed. If I shoot you twice, if you are still alive, it will prove that you are a ghost."

The Loach King was so frightened that he quickly apologized and said with a smile: "This is not good, what if, what if I am still human."

"That's true, wouldn't it implicate the police officer and you commit murder."

"Actually, I have another way to prove that I am a ghost."

The Loach King looked at the two and said, "As long as you let me take a bite, you will know whether I am a ghost or a human."

The two looked at each other, Meng Chao turned his face away, Kim McGee smiled, patted his neck and said, "Come on, bite."

When I have time, I will write some follow-ups. After finishing the Ghost Mission, I will write some zombie trilogy.
(End of this chapter)