Entering Uncle Ying's Zombie World

Chapter 14

If Hao Lan heard Uncle Jiu's words, he might not be able to help but think to himself: "If you really know what menopause is, then there is something wrong with it."

The next day, after breakfast, Uncle Jiu brought all the guys, Hao Lan and the others followed, and arrived at the cemetery of Old Master Ren.

After tossing and turning, the coffin began to be lifted. When the coffin was being lifted, the forest trembled for a while, and many birds screamed away.

Seeing this, Uncle Jiu already had an ominous premonition in his heart. This is a good Fengshui point, but something went wrong.

Hao Lan was well aware of this, Mr. Ren was about to become a zombie, and the Fengshui Cave had become a place to raise corpses. It was only the fault of Mrs. Ren's robbery.

"Wow, it's still so complete after 20 years."

After the coffin was opened, Qiu Shengwen and Cai couldn't help but marvel, their faces full of shock.

"Father, the child's disobedience has disturbed your old man."

Master Ren knelt down, and Ren Tingting also knelt down.

"Brother, this is not good."

Hao Lan opened his mouth and said, but he was thinking in his heart, this is not only bad, it is really bad, once he is let out of the cage as a wild zombie, Old Master Ren, and sucks blood to kiss Master Ren, he is going to become fine.

Uncle Jiu nodded, and stopped Qiu Sheng Wencai who wanted to ask questions with a gesture. There are some things that cannot be said in front of ordinary people like Master Ren.

"Master Ren, I suggest that it is best to be cremated on the spot."

Uncle Jiu said very seriously: "If you don't cremate, there will be big problems."

However, Master Ren said resolutely: "No, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, so he can do whatever he wants, but he cannot be cremated."

Hao Lan really wanted to tell him that if you didn't cremate your father, you would die, but Hao Lan knew that he couldn't say such a thing, otherwise Master Ren might tear him up immediately.

And it is obviously impossible to say anything about the zombies. First, who would believe such words? Second, it will cause panic. Third, this is Mrs. Ren. Before he is released from the cage, no one would dare What to do about it, otherwise, Master Ren will make him no longer have a foothold in Renjia Town.

Although Uncle Jiu's prestige in Renjia Town is good, he is far inferior to the emperor of a place like Mr. Ren Ren.

Otherwise, Uncle Jiu will definitely choose to be cremated on the spot. This is the safest way. Once this kind of zombie that has been raised for 20 years comes out of the cage, it is no joke.

Uncle Jiu saw that there was nothing he could do, so he had no choice but to say: "In this case, let's carry it back to Yizhuang first. After a few days, we will choose a good place to bury the old man."

After Mr. Ren was polite, he left with Ren Tingting first. In this situation, Hao Lan really couldn't say a word to Ren Tingting. He looked at Ren Tingting who was leaving with some worry. He was also worried. Once Mrs. Ren is out of the cage, the main target is actually not only Mr. Ren, but also Ren Tingting. Both of them have a high chance of being the first to be bitten.

"Junior brother, you don't have to worry too much."

Uncle Jiu patted Hao Lan's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, there is a brother here."

Hao Lan really wanted to say, don't worry, you can't deal with a super vicious corpse like Mrs. Ren. In the end, if the four eyes hadn't had an idea and thought of using fire, I really don't know how to deal with Mrs. Ren.

Originally, after breaking through to the second level of King Kong's Immortality Magical Art, Hao Lan was confident that he would be able to compete with the old lady Ren to some extent, but when things came to an end, Hao Lan came to his senses.

After practicing the second level of magical skills, although I have copper skin and iron bones, I am still far from being invulnerable to swords and guns. No matter how fleshy I am, I can't resist a few blows from the old man. He is full of armor, so fleshy that no one can beat it. Slashed gangster-level zombies.

"Oh, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, Qiu Sheng, I'm sorry, I want your beauty."

Hao Lan thought, with Dong Xiaoyu, if he could practice the second level of palm thunder, it would be a lot easier for the old man, no matter how fleshy the old man is, he is also afraid of the king of thunder and lightning.

"Wow, it's a pity, it's gone at such a young age."

Qiu Sheng couldn't help but glib, and put on a stick of incense.

"It's not a pity."

When Qiu Sheng heard this, he was very frightened, he was a little panicked, he was not sure if he had really hit a ghost, in broad daylight.

"Ouch."

Wen Cai came over in a hurry, and the two bumped into each other, holding three incense sticks in their hands.

"What's wrong?" Qiu Sheng asked in shock.

"Look at this incense, it burnt like this." Wen Cai pointed to the incense in his hand.

Go, tell Master to go.

The two hurriedly ran away, not daring to stay for a moment longer.

"Master, look at how this incense burnt like this."

"Hey, this fragrance..."

Uncle Jiu took the incense from Wen Cai and wanted to show off his knowledge, but was interrupted by Hao Lan.

"Stop it senior brother, I know that Xiang is most afraid of two shorts and one long one."

Hao Lan went on to say: "When this incense is burned, someone in the family must be mourned."

"Brother, why don't we just cremate Mrs. Ren?" Hao Lan gritted his teeth, and continued, "No one will know anyway, at worst we get a fake one to replace Mrs. Ren."

Human life is at stake, brother.

After Hao Lan's operation, Wen Caiqiusheng was completely stunned, what the hell, what are you talking about, and you still have to make a fake, little uncle Hao, what are you kidding.

Uncle Jiu frowned, shook his head and sighed: "Although I really want to do what you said, Junior Brother, but I can't, I can't violate Maoshan's laws and do such a thing."

"However, Senior Brother, have you ever thought that once Old Master Ren's dead body is released, it will definitely disturb the entire Ren family town?"

Hao Lan still wanted to convince Uncle Jiu to nip the danger at the infancy stage, because no one knew better than him how terrifying Mrs. Ren was.

"Senior Brother Hao, what do you mean?"

"Yeah, what kind of corpse is out of the cage? I'm timid. Don't scare me, Mr. Hao."

Qiu Shengwen didn't understand anymore, but also vaguely realized that the corpse of the old man Ren was horrifying.

"Your uncle Hao means that the corpse of Mrs. Ren will turn into an extremely terrifying zombie."

Uncle Jiu didn't hide it anymore: "Once the old man Ren who became a zombie runs out, the entire Ren family town will suffer."

"That's why, your master, my senior brother, he asked people to carry the body of Old Master Ren back to our Yizhuang."

Hao Lan pointed at that, and looked at Wen Caiqiusheng: "I'm afraid I won't see you."

Qiu Shengwen swallowed, and took a few steps back again and again, with a look of horror on his face.

"Master, are you trying to kill me? I will live in this house. Once Old Master Ren becomes a zombie and runs out, wouldn't I be the first to suffer?"

Wen Cai looked at Uncle Jiu with a pale face: "Master, you want me to die."

There is nothing wrong with Wen Cai's words. If Mr. Ren hadn't gone straight to Mr. Ren, Wen Cai would definitely be the first to die.

At this moment, Qiu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I don't live here at night."

"Yeah, I don't want to live here."

Wencai came to his senses: "Qiusheng, I'll go to your place for a few nights. I can sleep on the floor."

"I haven't even held the little girl's hand yet. I don't want to die so young."

Uncle Nine was silent. He really didn't consider everything well. Putting Mr. Ren, who is about to become a zombie, in Yizhuang is really dangerous, at least for Wencai.

Qiu Sheng couldn't refuse, so he looked at Uncle Jiu and said, "Master, since it's so dangerous and cremation is impossible, let Wen Cai stay with me for a few days."

Uncle Jiu could only nod his head: "I'm sorry, Wencai, Master was negligent. You are right, you can't stay here."

"Brother, I still suggest that it should be cremated."

Hao Lan said cautiously: "A corpse that has been kept in a good Fengshui cave for 20 years, once it becomes a zombie, it will be more than ten times stronger than ordinary zombies. We may not be able to deal with him then."

After Qiu Shengwen was so frightened, he also stood on Hao Lan's side: "That's right, Master, let the old man be cremated."

Uncle Jiu glanced at the three of them, and was silent for a long while. It can be seen that he was also very conflicted, but he still shook his head and said, "No, I already agreed to Master Ren, I can't do that."

"Okay, Qiusheng Wencai, go and prepare paper, pen, ink and sword."

Seeing this, Qiu Shengwen also knew that he would not be able to convince Master. After the two turned around, they came back to their senses and asked, "Master, what is paper, pen, ink, sword?"

"No, due to time constraints, I'm ready."

Hao Lan took out a pen, paper, ink, and sword: "I guessed that you, brother, would not accept my proposal."

Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment: "Have you prepared the chicken blood?"

Hao Lan shook his head, and grabbed a big tied rooster from the side: "Let's leave the professional work of killing chickens to you, brother."

Uncle Jiu glanced at Hao Lan angrily, there is something in your words.

Qiu Sheng Wencai was so happy, and shouted: "Little Master Hao, you are really a god, you actually know what Master wants."

"Nonsense, otherwise, how could he be your uncle, my little brother Hao?"

When Uncle Jiu mentioned the words Hao Xiaojun, he said it emphatically, and squinted at Hao Lan.

Qiu Shengwen was stunned for a moment, and looked straight at Uncle Jiu, what you said made sense, but I was speechless.

Hao Lan felt a little speechless, "Uncle Jiu, do you need to be so stingy? Isn't it just a run on you, and you will be run back immediately if you need it? Hao Xiao, Hao Xiao, alas, it seems that you don't want to be washed in this life." I can get rid of the word Hao Xiao.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Jiu gave a fancy operation, one word, show, two words, very show, three words, show over the sky.

"Master, what are you doing?" Wen Cai asked a little confused.

"I know, it's called an ink fountain, playing the ink fountain." Qiu Sheng said a little proudly.

Uncle Jiu took a look at him, a little appreciative: "That's right, it's playing the ink fountain."

"Flick the ink fountain on the coffin, even if Old Master Ren becomes a zombie, he won't be able to get out of it."

This is the reason why I agree with Mr. Ren and not to cremate Mr. Ren. As long as Mr. Ren can’t get out of the coffin, I will find a good cave to bury him. After a long time, the corpse of Mr. Ren will be dissipated. Don’t worry that he will die. endanger others.

"But why did Master Hao say that?" Wen Cai asked first.

Hao Lan took over the challenge: "Because even if there is an ink fountain, it may not be able to trap Mrs. Ren. After all, he is not an ordinary zombie."

(End of this chapter)