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Chapter 637 Big Mom, Please Let Go

Chapter 637 Big Mom, Please Let Go

At this moment, Sun Peng was holding on to the handle tightly, with only one thought in his mind, which was to hold on to the next stop.

He had to hold on until he got out of the car, otherwise, if he started to deflate in this closed car, he would feel terrible just thinking about it.

At that time, if someone shoots a video and posts this incident on the Internet, Sun Peng feels that he can die socially.

At this moment, Sun Peng was holding the handle, his whole body was a little twisted, his legs were clamped very tightly, and sweat kept flowing down his face.

Seeing Sun Peng twisting and twisting, everyone was terrified.

"It's over, did we hit too hard just now and broke this guy?"

"It didn't take much effort just now, why did he beat him like this, it feels abnormal."

"I didn't do it. I didn't hit him. He fell it himself."

"That's right, that brother is right, he fell it himself."

The people around have already assembled their confessions, and they can't admit that they did it anyway. If they are really held accountable, they will all go to jail.

This group of people has already begun to envy Zhang Hao who left early.

Before Zhang Hao patted Sun Peng on the shoulder, he left first.

In the carriage, Sun Peng's distortion became bigger and bigger, and he really couldn't hold it anymore.

It feels like my stomach is bloated to death, and now I am struggling in hell every second.

Sun Peng said with torment: "Forget it, I don't care about it. Isn't it social death? I admit it!"

Feel the turbulent feeling in the stomach, as if in the Haoyue Group that day.

"It's just a fart. Who still has time not to fart? It's just that my fart is out of season."

Sun Peng really couldn't hold back any longer. After finding an excuse for himself, he simply stopped stopping.

"puff……"

A loud voice resounded throughout the carriage.

Ok?
Everyone looked at Sun Peng with a very strange look.

Then came the disgusting stench.

I you Ma!
When the stench came out, the people in the whole car almost vomited.

This lethality is really too great.

"what!"

At this moment, a scream sounded, and the beautiful woman standing not far from Sun Peng screamed.

Because she found a puddle of yellow things flowing down Sun Peng's trouser legs, as if they had burst out of a water pipe.

The yellow liquid with a foul smell fell to the ground, splashing all around.

A lot of it splashed onto this beauty's shoes and legs.

The disgusting beauty stomped her feet, tears were about to flow down.

This beauty wanted to slap herself twice, but she didn't expect Sun Peng to be so disgusted that she would do things like excrete in public.

And these things were all sprinkled on her body.

This bastard not only cheated on her, but also disgusted her. The beauty felt that she really had eight lifetimes of bad luck to meet such a thing.

Not only the beauties, but also the people around them quickly retreated to the distance, lest they could avoid it.

Good guy, it's really scary, there's no such thing as shit when you don't agree with each other.

Now everyone understands, it turns out that this guy is twisting and turning there, not because he was broken at all, but because he is holding shit.

It's all right now, I really punched out other people's shit.

But at this moment in the carriage, Sun Peng only felt that after farting, his whole body became much smoother, and he no longer felt that uncomfortable feeling in his stomach.

"what?"

It's just that what makes Sun Peng feel strange is that there is a kind of tenderness flowing down his legs.

Sun Peng followed this feeling and looked down.

When he saw the puddle of things under his feet, Sun Peng only felt his head "buzz", wishing to pass out immediately.

And the people around are constantly retreating, feeling as if they are avoiding the plague god.

"I... I really thought it was just a fart."

Sun Peng even wanted to die.

Now it's really social death.

There was a stench in the whole car.

"Crack clap clap..."

At the same time, there were voices of taking pictures, and I saw that many people had already taken out their mobile phones and were constantly taking pictures of him.

Sun Peng knew that he was really going to die socially, probably tomorrow... oh no!It will be on the news today.

It is estimated that this generation of media explosion will soon spread throughout the country. He subconsciously covered the bottom, hoping to reduce the flow.

At this moment, there is an old man who has seen the world, and he is still sitting on the side seat calmly.

Seeing Sun Peng covering the bottom, he quickly reminded: "Cover your face!"

What the hell!

Hearing the old man's words, Sun Peng suddenly realized that Jiang is still old and spicy.

Cover your face so no one knows who you are.

Regardless of thanking the old man, Sun Peng quickly covered his face, he really has no face to face people now.

At this time, the subway alert sounded, the car stopped slowly, and the door opened at the same time.

"Hula..."

The people in the whole carriage ran frantically towards the outside.

This carriage feels as if the cesspit has exploded, and the stench in the carriage is unbearable.

So many people came out at the same time, startling the cleaning lady who was mopping the floor.

People who didn't know the situation thought that this group of people had fled.

"What smell? So smelly?"

The cleaning yelled and covered her nose, feeling like her tears were about to be smoked out.

When the people in the entire carriage ran out as if they were fleeing from a disaster, they saw a person come out last.

The clothes on his body were basically torn, no different from a beggar's outfit, and his face was swollen like a pig's head. He was Sun Peng.

At this moment, it was already difficult to cover the whole pig's face with his hands, and he dared to leave the carriage only after everyone walked out.

Walking away, a yellow water mark was left under his feet.

"vomit……"

"Is someone eating shit in it? It's so smelly..."

"Grandpa vomited..."

The group of people who were waiting outside the carriage were overjoyed. This is the subway in Shanghai, and it is very difficult to squeeze in.

As a result, a stench blocked the idea of ​​the group of people outside wanting to go in.

Seeing people around him vomiting continuously, Sun Peng prepared to slip away quietly.

Just when he covered his face and wanted to leave.

One arm firmly grasped his sleeve, and he was obviously struggling very hard, but he couldn't break free.

"Auntie, what are you...what are you doing?" Sun Peng asked hastily.

The aunt's eyes were full of anger: "You young man is too unqualified. You are such a big person, and you actually defecate everywhere. Look at what you did to this place!"

Sun Peng looked back and found that there was a feces-yellow water trail on the ground he walked on, and the stench continued to come.

Sun Peng felt like a monkey being watched, he just wanted to leave quickly, it was so embarrassing.

If he didn't leave, he would die of shame.

"Auntie, you... let go!" Sun Peng shouted.

(End of this chapter)

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