Jagged hegemony of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 288 Boss Cao Cooks Wine and Talks About the Hero Liu Daer Pretends to Be Drunk and Lies to Cao Cao
Back in the mansion, Liu Bei began to reprimand Zhang Fei: "What did I tell you, I told you, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, but you, you still want to beat the court captain, if I didn't ask Without Cao Cao, do you think today's events will be so easy to understand?"

"Brother, the second brother can testify for me in this matter. You really can't blame me. It was the people from the Yang family who bullied people too much, so I did it!"

Zhang Fei argued.

"Humph! Yun Chang, I'm going to Cao Cao's mansion to have a banquet tonight. Please help me watch Yide. He is angry today. If you want to drink, you can drink with him in the mansion. Don't let him go out and cause trouble for me." !"

Liu Bei asked Guan Yu.

"yes, Sir!"

"Hey, hey! It's still my elder brother who treats me well and doesn't say anything, but he still misses me, Old Zhang!"

Zhang Fei grinned, then winked at Guan Yu.It means that there is a good fortune in the evening, and there is wine to drink.

"Ugh!"

Guan Yu also sighed. His third younger brother is good everywhere, but this temper is too violent!

That night, Liu Bei came to the Prime Minister's Mansion at the invitation of Cao Cao.

"Haha, Xuande is here, please take a seat!"

When Cao Cao saw Liu Bei coming, he hurriedly took Liu Bei's hand, pulled it into the room, and then told his servants: "Go and get the bottle of men's wine that I treasured, it was sent to me by an envoy sent by Liu Wei last year." of!"

"Prime Minister, how can such a precious wine be used to entertain me? The Prime Minister should change to some ordinary bars!"

Liu Bei waved his hands hastily, feeling that Cao Cao was a little too enthusiastic.

"Hey, no matter how precious men's wine is, it is just a bottle of wine. How can it compare with the friendship between Xuande and me! Xuande must not refuse, I will drink this bottle of men's wine today!"

Cao Cao deserved to be Boss Cao, he said very generously.

"Then I would like to thank the prime minister for his hospitality!"

Liu Bei bowed to Cao Cao.

"Xuande don't need to be cautious, you and I are brothers, if you do this, don't we have a relationship!"

Cao Cao himself hung the jug on the fire, and then ordered someone to bring a plate of green plums. Then Cao Cao said with a smile: "Xuande can taste the green plums. When the green plums are ripe, I will order people to store them. If you have nothing to do, eat two!"

"Oh, why does the Prime Minister only like this green plum? Could it be that eating this green plum is good for you?"

Liu Bei picked up a green plum and put it in his mouth, then asked.

"Hehe, no, no, it's true that this green plum has an indissoluble bond with me. I remember that when I went to conquer Zhang Xiu last year, the road was far away, and there was no water on the road. Everyone was thirsty, and it happened to be a plum grove. I then Tell the soldiers that there are sour plums ahead, and all the soldiers are full of saliva, and they have overcome the difficulties. Only then can we successfully conquer Zhang Xiu!"

Cao Cao answered.

"I see!"

While the two were talking, the wine in the jug had already been boiled. Cao Cao put down the jug and drank it with Liu Bei. When the wine was half full, Cao Cao became interested and asked, "Xuande, the world is in chaos now, and the heroes are everywhere. Do you think so?" Who in the world can be called a hero, who can achieve a great cause?"

Liu Bei said with a smile: "The Prime Minister is joking, Bei is a mortal child with naked eyes, An Neng knows who is a hero!"

"Xuande is humble. There are many heroes from all walks of life in the world. Although Xuande doesn't know his face, he also knows his name. Xuande might as well talk about it!"

Liu Bei couldn't continue to refuse, so he said, "Yuan Shu in Huainan has enough supplies, can he be a hero?"

Cao Cao laughed and said, "Yuan Shu is nothing more than a dead bone in a tomb. I will capture him sooner or later. He is not a hero!"

Liu Bei said again: "Hebei Yuan Shao, four generations and three princes, many old officials; now the tiger occupies the land of Qingyou and the four states of Hebei, and there are many capable men under his command. Can he be a hero?"

Cao Cao laughed again and said: "Yuan Shaoser is courageous and scheming, he is not a hero if he does great things but cherishes his life, and sees small gains but forgets his life."

Liu Bei said again: "There is a man named Bajun, who is powerful in Kyushu: Can Liu Jingsheng be a hero?"

"Hehe, Liu Biao has no real name, and he is not a hero."

"There is a man of blood, the leader of Jiangdong... Is Sun Bofu a hero?"

Cao Cao replied: "Sun Ce borrowed his father's name, he is not a hero. Moreover, this man is more than brave, but not wise enough. He doesn't know how to be patient. Sooner or later he will be killed by villains!"

"Liu Jiyu of Yizhou, with the natural dangers of Sichuan and Sichuan, and abundant granaries, is he a hero?"

Cao Cao said again: "Although Liu Zhang belongs to the clan, he is the dog ear of the household. Although there is enough food and grass, he is preparing for others. Why should he be a hero!"

"What about Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu, Ma Teng, Han Sui and others?"

Cao Cao clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Xuande, such a mediocre person, what a shame!"

Liu Bei pondered for a moment, and said: "There is another person who was highly valued by the late emperor. He protected our Han Dynasty and defeated the alien races many times. Can Liu Wei and Liu Ziyan be heroes?"

Hearing what Liu Bei said, Cao Cao lowered his head and remained silent for a long time, then raised his head and said, "Although Liu Ziyan fought against the aliens and expanded the territory for the great man, his heart is not in the world of the great man. Not a hero!"

"Then Bei really doesn't know who else in the world can be a hero!"

Liu Bei spoke.

"Heroic husbands have great ambitions, have good plans, have the opportunity to hide the universe, and those who have the ambitions of the world."

Cao Cao took a sip of wine, and then said.

"Who?"

Liu Bei asked.

Cao Cao smiled and said nothing.Then he pointed at Liu Bei and himself.

"The prime minister was joking, Bei An can be a hero!"

Liu Bei also took a sip from his wine glass, and then said: "A hero can retreat, advance, bend, and stretch, but he must have a heart for the world, and he must have courage and strategy. Although I am brave, I have no strategy! If you can stay by your majesty's side and do your best for your majesty, if your majesty orders you to conquer all directions for your majesty, if your majesty has nothing to do, I will be a happy person, watering flowers and vegetables every day, and the prime minister will reward you at night Wouldn't it be beautiful to be accompanied by such beauties!"

Seeing Liu Bei's attitude, Cao Cao didn't know whether Liu Bei was really drunk or lied to himself, so he looked at Liu Bei suspiciously.

I saw Liu Bei frivolously picked up a green plum, threw it up, then opened his mouth to catch it, and said inarticulately while eating the green plum: "Even if the prime minister trades your official position with me, I won't change it. The Prime Minister has a lot of things to do every day, how can he take care of all the beautiful wives and concubines at home, leaving the beauties alone to guard the vacant room is not as happy as sleeping together!"

"Xuande is drunk, he just talks nonsense!"

Cao Cao said.

"Hey, brother Mengde, how can I get drunk so easily? I told you that when I was out hunting in the city a few days ago, I passed by a village. Brother Mengde, guess what I saw by the river!"

Liu Bei put his arms around Cao Cao's shoulders, and said drunkenly: "The picture of a beautiful woman coming out of the bath! Hahahaha! That's called Bai, I wish I could take her here and make her my concubine!..."

Seeing that Liu Bei was so drunk, Cao Cao hurriedly ordered someone to help Liu Bei go down to rest, and arranged for several maidservants to sleep.

(End of this chapter)