Jagged hegemony of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 781
That night, Guo Jia returned to the mansion, sat in the courtyard and drank heavily with the wine jar in his arms. Halfway through the drink, Guo Jia suddenly fell to the ground, his limbs twitching.

The servants of Guo's mansion hurriedly carried Guo Jia into the house, and called the doctor to see Guo Jia.

"Master Guo, how do you feel?"

After the doctor gave Guo Jia the pulse, he asked about Guo Jia's condition. In order to act realistically, Guo Jia tilted his mouth, and the saliva left in his mouth wet the skirt of his clothes. He pointed to his mouth with his left hand and then to his own. With his right hand and thigh, he waved his hands, indicating that the doctor couldn't speak, and couldn't move his hands and feet.

The doctor sighed, and said to Guo Jia's son, Guo Yi: "Master Guo, according to my preliminary judgment, your father has suffered from a foreign wind!"

Note: There was no theory of apoplexy in the Han Dynasty, and Zhang Zhongjing only mentioned external wind.

"Is there a cure for that?"

Guo Yi asked hurriedly.

The doctor shook his head and said: "Ah, this disease is due to the head getting into the wind. Mr. Zhang Ji from Liaozhou couldn't cure the disease when he was alive. I'm sorry, I'm stupid. There is no way to cure your father!"

"Oh, ahhh!"

Guo Jia screamed and pulled Guo Yi to signal him not to worry.

Guo Yi patted Guo Jia's hand to reassure Guo Jia.Then let the servant break the tray, take out an ingot of gold from it, and give it to the doctor.

"Master Guo, this is absolutely unacceptable, I am ashamed of receiving this money, please take it back, Mr. Guo!"

The doctor waved his hand, not daring to accept the money.

"You can take it if I give it to you, but my father is sick in bed, so I will send it to you soon!"

Guo Yi got up and saluted the doctor, and then ordered his servants to send the doctor for him.

"Then I would like to thank Mr. Guo!"

The doctor took the gold and walked out of the Guo Mansion under the leadership of the servants of the Guo Mansion.

And Guo Yi sat next to Guo Jia, wiping Guo Jia's saliva with a towel.

Guo Jia pretended for a long time, and she had already pretended enough. She snatched the handkerchief from Guo Yi's hand, and then pointed to the door, signaling Guo Yi to go out.

"Father……!"

Guo Yi is a dutiful son, he misses Guo Jia in his heart, how could he go out, he shook his head and said: "Father, I won't go, I will serve you here if I want!"

"Huh? Ahhhhh...!"

Guo Jia wished he could jump up and give Guo Yi a slap, and after pretending for a long time, his saliva was almost dry.

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving now!"

Seeing his father's fury, Guo Yi thought it was Guo Jia's high self-esteem, and he didn't want to let himself see his ugly face.

Guo Yi hurried out and closed the door behind him.

"what……!"

As soon as Guo Yi left, Guo Jia rubbed his cramped cheeks and cursed in a low voice: "You son of a bitch, if you don't leave, I will lose my mouth!"

After scolding Guo Yi, Guo Jia began to scold Xu Shu again: "Xu Yuanzhi, that bastard, made me suffer so badly, but he hid himself in Liaozhou to enjoy the blessings. If he controls the soldiers and horses in Liaozhou, when His Majesty comes back, it will be another disaster." It's a great achievement, but I have to pretend to be crazy, maybe His Majesty will laugh at me!"

Suddenly, Guo Jia who was lying on the bed felt a urge to urinate, and subconsciously wanted to get out of bed to use the toilet.

"No, I can't move now, I need someone to help me when I go to the toilet!"

Guo Jia wanted to call someone down, but then remembered that not only could he not move, he couldn't even speak, but a living person couldn't be suffocated by urine.

But you can't urinate in your pants. If you urinate in your pants, how can you see people in the future?

The feeling of urination became stronger and stronger, and Guo Jia, who was holding back, wanted to scold her.Suddenly he saw the cup on the table, Guo Jia hurriedly grabbed the cup and threw it on the ground forcefully.

"Clap!"

The cup fell to the ground, and the guard outside the house heard the voice in the house, and hurriedly opened the door and walked into the house.

"Master, what's wrong?"

The servant stood respectfully by the bed.

Guo Jia pointed to the chamber pot, and then to the crotch.

"Master wants to go to the toilet, right?"

The servant asked.

"Ahhhh!"

Guo Jia nodded hurriedly.

The servants didn't dare to be negligent, and took out the chamber pot from under the bed, and Guo Jia dared to relax, venting like a beer.

At this moment, for the first time in Guo Jia's life, going to the toilet is so refreshing. This feeling cannot be described in words.

In the early morning of the next day, Liu An did not show up, but put on the dragon robe in the harem, ready to ascend the throne.

With sharp eyes, Xu You realized that Guo Jia's seat was actually empty.Then he said to Pang Tong in a low voice: "Master Guo, why didn't Master Guo come?"

"Hmph! I must be dissatisfied with the crown prince's enthronement, and not to go to court to protest!"

Pang Tong said unhappily.

Although Pang Tongqiang said so, he was eager for Guo Jia to do this in his heart. Although he was Liu Wei's counselor like Guo Jia and Xu Shu, in his opinion, Guo Jia's position will always be the first in Liu Wei's heart. , Now that Liu An is on the throne, he is Liu An's number one counselor. He is not the same as his position was shaken by Guo Jia.

But Tian Feng, who was standing beside Pang Tong, said: "Pang Da's words are serious. As far as I know, Mr. Guo fell ill, so he didn't come to court!"

"Hehe, it's an old-fashioned trick, Mr. Tian can't fail to see it!"

Pang Tong sneered and ignored Tian Feng.

At this time, a small yellow gate came to the court hall and read out Liu An's edict for ascending the throne.

After the reading, Xiao Huangmen said sharply: "I invite the new emperor to come to court!"

Only then did Liu An turn around from the harem.

Wearing a dragon robe, Liu An walked squarely and stood still in front of the dragon chair.

Pang Tong fell to his knees first: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Then all civil and military officials also fell to their knees: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

"Everyone loves to be flat!"

With a wave of Liu An's hand, all the civil and military officials of the court thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Liu An said, "I am enthroned today, amnesty the world, and exempt the people under my rule from paying taxes for one year!"

The officials fell to their knees again: "Your Majesty is wise!"

Suddenly, a Taishi official rushed towards Liu An, and beat Liu An with the ivory board in his hand, cursing at the same time: "You rebel, your Majesty's life and death are uncertain, and you have ascended the throne and proclaimed yourself emperor, you are a son of man in vain!" !"

Liu Ren, the guard next to Liu An, snatched the ivory of the grand historian, then kicked the grand historian, and shouted angrily: "Come on, this person attacked His Majesty with the intention of treason, dragged him out and beheaded!"

"Here!"

Two guards rushed in from outside the hall, grabbed the Tai Shiguan's shoulders, and dragged him outside.

Tai Shiguan kept cursing: "Liu An, you are a son of man in vain! You must die a good death, God will not let you go, and you will die under the sword in the future!"

"Cut off his tongue for me!"

Liu Ren shouted loudly, and the guards cut off the tongue of the Taishiguan, then pulled it out of the palace, and beheaded it for public display.

Liu An's face was gloomy, and he sat on the dragon chair without saying a word.

(End of this chapter)