Jagged hegemony of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 845

The next day, at midnight, dozens of large carriages pulled dirty water from the palace to the outside of the palace.

The guards guarding the palace gate knew that this was a dung-drawing carriage, so they all hid away and watched the carriage leave with disgusted eyes.

"Damn, what a fucking bad luck. The last thing I want to stand on is this post. This smell can be smelled eight hundred miles away!"

A soldier scolded.

"Stop scolding, I have to come back later, this is not once or twice, bear with it!"

Another soldier advised.

"Hey, what are you talking about?"

When the soldiers were talking, they didn't pay attention. Li Wu didn't know when he came over.

"Fifth father-in-law!"

"Fifth father-in-law!"

The soldiers guarding the gate greeted Li Wu one after another.

"If you don't stand guard, what are you talking about? Let our family listen to it!"

Li Wu said angrily.

"Hey, I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything!"

Several soldiers smiled slightly and looked at Li Wu with some embarrassment.

Suddenly, a soldier asked, "Fifth Eunuch, it's so late and you still don't rest, what are you doing?"

"The player can't sleep, go out and do something!"

As he spoke, Li Wu patted the bulging piece from his waist.

The soldiers guarding the gate knew what was going on. In the palace, the eunuchs who were in charge of fat or high-ranking eunuchs would collect money, and would sneak out of the palace at night every once in a while, or find a place to hide it, or hand it over to the palace. family.

"Fifth Eunuch, if you go out to do big things, don't you have to give your brothers some sweets too!"

Several soldiers looked at Li Wu with mean smiles on their faces.

"Hmph, a bunch of shameless guys, if they want money to earn their own money, they will only ask for it from our house!"

Even though he said so, Li Wu still took out a small penny and threw it to the guards with a look of reluctance.

"Hey, thank you fifth eunuch, please, please!"

After taking the benefits, these people's faces were about to burst into smiles, and they bowed down and stretched out their hands to send Li Wu respectfully.

After Li Wu walked out of the palace gate, he walked quickly to the cesspit in the north of the city.

On the way, Li Wu met several restaurant shopkeepers who were waiting for him.

After seeing Li Wu, the shopkeeper of the restaurant bent over and came to Li Wu with his head down, flatteringly said: "Hey, Mr. Wu, you are here. If you don't come, this dish will be completely cold. If you eat cold dishes, this villain can't afford to eat them!"

Li Wu sneered: "Don't talk nicely, you are far behind me when it comes to flattery, don't you just want money, here you are! The extra is your reward!"

Li Wu took out the money bag from his arms and threw it to the shopkeeper of the restaurant.

The shopkeeper of the restaurant hurriedly opened the money bag and counted it carefully. He was very happy at first, but immediately became unhappy after counting the money. After deducting the money for wine and vegetables, there was an extra twenty money, which is too stingy. .

"Fifth Eunuch, isn't your reward too...!"

The shopkeeper of the restaurant didn't dare to speak directly, so he could only remind Li Wu tactfully.

"Don't fucking talk nonsense. If it's too little, I'll give it to you next time. Hurry up and ask your people to follow me with wine and meat!"

Li Wu motioned for the shopkeeper to lead someone to follow.

The shopkeeper of the restaurant wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking how unlucky he was, he couldn't go home to sleep with his wife in the middle of the night, and he had to work with this dead eunuch.But he didn't dare to provoke Li Wu, he was a servant in the palace, if he disobeyed him, he would have to lose his head.

Far away from the cesspit, the shopkeeper and the guys could smell the stench, and the smell got bigger and bigger as they went forward.

"Five father-in-law, where are we going? Why does it have a strange smell!"

The shopkeeper covered his mouth and nose and asked.

Li Wu ignored him and walked a few more steps before Li Wu spoke: "Stop, put the food and drinks here, wait by your side, and come over later to clean up!"

After finishing speaking, Li Wu continued to walk towards the cesspit. The smell of the cesspit was already strong, and when the summer sun was on it, hey, the smell was even more fragrant than ten miles of incense.

"Is it all done?"

From a long distance away, Li Wu yelled at the dung worker who was washing the barrels.

Everyone who was working was taken aback. No one thought that there would be someone here at night, but they were not sure who the voice was calling, and no one answered Li Wu.

"Brothers who deliver dirty water, have you finished your work?"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Li Wu shouted again.

"who are you?"

Someone dared to answer Li Wu.

"Our family, Li Wu, is the little steward of the palace. Seeing that you are doing a good job, I took some money to buy some wine and vegetables, and treat you to eat and drink!"

Li Wu shouted loudly.

"Thank you, Manager Li, for your kindness. We are all excrement collectors, and the smell is lingering on our bodies, so don't bother Manager Li, we can't eat it!"

Someone else answered.

They are all honest people, they just work hard every day, and people can't hide from the smell they smell on weekdays, so they develop their inferiority complex, so they never go to restaurants to eat, and when they have no work, they can't hide. , They also tried to hide at home as much as possible. Today Li Wu said that he would treat them to a drink, but they were surprised.

However, they were self-aware and rejected Li Wu.

Li Wu invited them to drink with a plan. If they don't come, Li Wu and Huang Xu's plan can't be carried out. This made Li Wu anxious, and shouted: "Hurry up and brush, After brushing and loading the barrels into the car, then roll over here, damn it, don’t eat a toast and get fined!”

This group of dung diggers are used to living a life of resignation and being called around by others. Li Wu became anxious, and they were also afraid, so they accelerated the speed of their work. After cleaning the barrels and loading the cars, they all ran away. Gather in front of Li Wu.

Li Wu lit a torch and said to them, "I'm going to treat you to a drink today, who dare not go?"

This group of dung diggers kept silent, how could they force people to drink.

An older excavator asked, "May I ask Mr. Li, why did you invite us to drink?"

Li Wu's eyes widened: "There is no reason, if you let you drink, give me wine, how can there be so much nonsense, come with me!"

After Li Wu finished yelling, the manure diggers were afraid of Li Wu, and they all followed Li Wu. Li Wu took them to a place hundreds of meters away from the cesspit.

"Here, this is the wine and food that the manager bought for you! Don't be too polite, call and eat yourself!"

Li Wu pointed to the wine and meat on the ground, and motioned for the dung diggers to eat.

The excrement workers did not dare to disobey Li Wu, so they picked up wine and meat from the ground and began to eat and drink.

As they ate and ate, some manure diggers began to cry.The crying seemed to be contagious, one after another, after a while, all the excrement workers started crying.

Li Wu was at a loss and looked at them suspiciously.

(End of this chapter)