Xuanhuan: Why did you come to the Emperor Group?
Chapter 131: Prime Minister Cao, Friend of Wife, Only Loves His Wife and Steals Food
Chapter 131: Prime Minister Cao, Friend of Wife, Only Loves His Wife and Steals Food
In the emperor chat group.
Several emperors smiled slightly when they saw Chen Xuan's news. They may not care about their merits, but they are very happy to leave valuable experience for future generations.
Dahua Shengdi Xuanchen: "What Emperor Hongwu left behind is the school system. Only with the school system and the imperial examination system can the talents of the students be better reflected. We have said this before. Next is Emperor Yongle. What he left behind was a tough attitude towards the outside world!"
Dahua Sacred Emperor Xuan Chen: "Looking at the Yongle Dynasty, the old Mongolian and Yuan tribes have invaded Daming several times, but what about Emperor Yongle? Then there is only one attitude! Fight!!"
The ancient Emperor Di Xin: "That's right, during the Yongle dynasty, Zhu Di was either fighting or on the way to war. The first time he went to war, you could say he was militaristic, the second time you could say he was lucky, but the third time you You have to admire him!"
Zhu Zhanji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Ming Dynasty: "That's not true. Our grandfather went to war five times in a row, even crossed Langjuxu Mountain, and finally hit Genghis Khan's hometown! Our grandfather has only one attitude towards the outside world, fight! The emperor guards the gate and the king dies!!"
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: "Perhaps because of an imperial decree left by Chengzu, I would rather die than move to Nanjing in history. After all, I am the king of a subjugated country and am ashamed of my ancestors. If you can’t even abide by the imperial decree, then you really don’t have the face to kowtow in front of your ancestors to apologize after death..."
Emperor Wu of the Ming Dynasty Hong Wu: "Okay little grandson, we know you want to be a good emperor, but unfortunately there are too many traitors and corrupt officials, plus all kinds of disasters continued at that time, and there were traitors in power..."
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: "Taizu, I can't blame all my faults on these people, but... this time I will never make those mistakes again!"
Emperor Chongzhen also read the "General Outline of the Ming Dynasty" and knew his final outcome.
However, he was relieved to see that he would rather hang himself on a crooked neck tree than move south.
After all, at that time, he was already ashamed of his ancestors. If Chengzu didn't even fulfill the sentence "the emperor guards the gate of the country, and the king dies in the country", how could he have the face to kowtow in front of his ancestors to apologize? ?
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: "What about me? What about me? Didn't you say that I also left something for future generations? What is it?"
Wu Zhou female saint emperor Wu Zhao: "You don't know what you left behind?? Since Xuan Chen said it, we know what it is. You don't even know?"
Tang Xuanzong Li Longji: "Good guy, look at your great-grandfather, daughter-in-law, my great-grandmother... oh no, my grandma... teased a man in front of you!!!"
Great Tang Emperor Tang Zong: "...No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!!"
Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang: "Hahahahahaha, Lao Li, Lao Li, you also have today?!"
Emperor Gaozu of the Great Han Dynasty Liu Bang: "You are laughing, what did the old man say when he messed with your little daughter?"
Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang: "???... Li Shimin! I will cut you into pieces!! <( ̄^ ̄)(θ(θ(θ(θ(☆(>mouth<-) shadowless feet "
……
Chen Xuan looked at the daily chaos in this chat group and laughed, everyone in the old Li family is talented.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: "Don't talk! Group leader, what about me? Hurry up, what did I leave behind?"
Dahua Sacred Emperor Xuan Chen: "This...is not easy to say, I'd better show you a video."
Three Kingdoms time and space world.
Cao Cao, the ghost lying on the coffin board, looked at the projection in front of him and wondered: "It's hard to say? Why is it hard to say??"
Ding--Dahua Shengdi Xuanchen uploaded a video.
"Let's take a look first." After Cao Cao finished speaking, he turned on the video, but in the next moment, a woman with less clothes appeared in the projection! !
"!!!" Cao Cao.
Fortunately, Thief Cao didn't know the quintessence of later generations, otherwise he would have been swearing!
The woman in the projection is wearing a small dress, her belly button is exposed, and her lower body is fat in a miniskirt. It's as short as your thighs! !
That snow-white skin and beautiful face are simply the most beautiful thing in the world! !
"Do you want to resist me~ how to resist~"
Then, a voice came out from the projection, that extremely seductive Yu Jie's voice, which made people want to stop, especially her flamboyant jade fingers stuck to her light red lips, and her star-like eyes were extremely captivating!
"It's... indecent!!" Cao Cao held back the word for a long time, but... the two ghost eyes never left the projection! !
"Fuck!!"
"Immorality, immorality!!"
"It's humiliating to women! How can such a woman do this!"
"Don't obey women's morals, is this woman really my Zhuxia woman?"
……
Of course, not only Cao Cao, but the entire group of emperors looked at the projection, heard the voice, and saw the captivating eyes...
Shouting in the mouth is offensive, offensive, but the body has never moved, and the eyes have been looking at the projected woman...
What is this called?
This TM is called integrity! !
But that's right, so many men in later generations have watched this kind of video no less than ten thousand times, but they still can't stand it, let alone these old ancestors.
At that time, there were a lot of women who didn't talk about wearing clothes, but definitely not as few as now!
Just kidding, now women's clothes and pants are simple, okay?And this is the most common video, if these emperors see Balenciaga or something...
All Emperors: Stop talking, immediately!immediately! !Send it to me immediately! ! !
As the video slides down, there are all comments below, and of course the fonts are also converted to fonts of various periods.
"Young people, don't click on some covers immediately. After all, you are very young, and there is still a long way to go. You must learn to restrain yourself, be ascetic, cultivate your morality, and don't degenerate at an age when you should be struggling. Don't ask me why. I came here to persuade everyone here.”
"Good guy, if I didn't meet you here, I would believe it!"
"What's the difference between you and that Cao thief?"
"I would like to be that Cao thief and reproduce the spirit of the old Cao family!!"
"This bird...cough cough, this beast...no, I can meet all birds...cough cough, gentlemen meet, lucky to meet, lucky to meet...[Shiba Inu][Shiba Inu][Shiba Inu]"
"Cao thief is really you!!"
"Low EQ: I would like to be that Cao thief! High EQ: I am actually a hero!"
"Although Cao Cao is dead, Cao Thief's will will last forever!!"
"Are you here? Are you a wife? Are you beautiful? Are you friends?"
"If your wife is good-looking, then I want to be a good friend with you!"
……
Good guy, I didn't realize it when I read these words first, but I just looked at it...
All the emperors understood it completely, Lao Cao, Lao Cao, the one who didn’t understand what the Cao thief was talking about was you, Lao Cao!
Prime Minister Cao, a friend of a wife, only loves his wife to steal food! !
(End of this chapter)
In the emperor chat group.
Several emperors smiled slightly when they saw Chen Xuan's news. They may not care about their merits, but they are very happy to leave valuable experience for future generations.
Dahua Shengdi Xuanchen: "What Emperor Hongwu left behind is the school system. Only with the school system and the imperial examination system can the talents of the students be better reflected. We have said this before. Next is Emperor Yongle. What he left behind was a tough attitude towards the outside world!"
Dahua Sacred Emperor Xuan Chen: "Looking at the Yongle Dynasty, the old Mongolian and Yuan tribes have invaded Daming several times, but what about Emperor Yongle? Then there is only one attitude! Fight!!"
The ancient Emperor Di Xin: "That's right, during the Yongle dynasty, Zhu Di was either fighting or on the way to war. The first time he went to war, you could say he was militaristic, the second time you could say he was lucky, but the third time you You have to admire him!"
Zhu Zhanji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Ming Dynasty: "That's not true. Our grandfather went to war five times in a row, even crossed Langjuxu Mountain, and finally hit Genghis Khan's hometown! Our grandfather has only one attitude towards the outside world, fight! The emperor guards the gate and the king dies!!"
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: "Perhaps because of an imperial decree left by Chengzu, I would rather die than move to Nanjing in history. After all, I am the king of a subjugated country and am ashamed of my ancestors. If you can’t even abide by the imperial decree, then you really don’t have the face to kowtow in front of your ancestors to apologize after death..."
Emperor Wu of the Ming Dynasty Hong Wu: "Okay little grandson, we know you want to be a good emperor, but unfortunately there are too many traitors and corrupt officials, plus all kinds of disasters continued at that time, and there were traitors in power..."
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: "Taizu, I can't blame all my faults on these people, but... this time I will never make those mistakes again!"
Emperor Chongzhen also read the "General Outline of the Ming Dynasty" and knew his final outcome.
However, he was relieved to see that he would rather hang himself on a crooked neck tree than move south.
After all, at that time, he was already ashamed of his ancestors. If Chengzu didn't even fulfill the sentence "the emperor guards the gate of the country, and the king dies in the country", how could he have the face to kowtow in front of his ancestors to apologize? ?
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: "What about me? What about me? Didn't you say that I also left something for future generations? What is it?"
Wu Zhou female saint emperor Wu Zhao: "You don't know what you left behind?? Since Xuan Chen said it, we know what it is. You don't even know?"
Tang Xuanzong Li Longji: "Good guy, look at your great-grandfather, daughter-in-law, my great-grandmother... oh no, my grandma... teased a man in front of you!!!"
Great Tang Emperor Tang Zong: "...No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!!"
Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang: "Hahahahahaha, Lao Li, Lao Li, you also have today?!"
Emperor Gaozu of the Great Han Dynasty Liu Bang: "You are laughing, what did the old man say when he messed with your little daughter?"
Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang: "???... Li Shimin! I will cut you into pieces!! <( ̄^ ̄)(θ(θ(θ(θ(☆(>mouth<-) shadowless feet "
……
Chen Xuan looked at the daily chaos in this chat group and laughed, everyone in the old Li family is talented.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: "Don't talk! Group leader, what about me? Hurry up, what did I leave behind?"
Dahua Sacred Emperor Xuan Chen: "This...is not easy to say, I'd better show you a video."
Three Kingdoms time and space world.
Cao Cao, the ghost lying on the coffin board, looked at the projection in front of him and wondered: "It's hard to say? Why is it hard to say??"
Ding--Dahua Shengdi Xuanchen uploaded a video.
"Let's take a look first." After Cao Cao finished speaking, he turned on the video, but in the next moment, a woman with less clothes appeared in the projection! !
"!!!" Cao Cao.
Fortunately, Thief Cao didn't know the quintessence of later generations, otherwise he would have been swearing!
The woman in the projection is wearing a small dress, her belly button is exposed, and her lower body is fat in a miniskirt. It's as short as your thighs! !
That snow-white skin and beautiful face are simply the most beautiful thing in the world! !
"Do you want to resist me~ how to resist~"
Then, a voice came out from the projection, that extremely seductive Yu Jie's voice, which made people want to stop, especially her flamboyant jade fingers stuck to her light red lips, and her star-like eyes were extremely captivating!
"It's... indecent!!" Cao Cao held back the word for a long time, but... the two ghost eyes never left the projection! !
"Fuck!!"
"Immorality, immorality!!"
"It's humiliating to women! How can such a woman do this!"
"Don't obey women's morals, is this woman really my Zhuxia woman?"
……
Of course, not only Cao Cao, but the entire group of emperors looked at the projection, heard the voice, and saw the captivating eyes...
Shouting in the mouth is offensive, offensive, but the body has never moved, and the eyes have been looking at the projected woman...
What is this called?
This TM is called integrity! !
But that's right, so many men in later generations have watched this kind of video no less than ten thousand times, but they still can't stand it, let alone these old ancestors.
At that time, there were a lot of women who didn't talk about wearing clothes, but definitely not as few as now!
Just kidding, now women's clothes and pants are simple, okay?And this is the most common video, if these emperors see Balenciaga or something...
All Emperors: Stop talking, immediately!immediately! !Send it to me immediately! ! !
As the video slides down, there are all comments below, and of course the fonts are also converted to fonts of various periods.
"Young people, don't click on some covers immediately. After all, you are very young, and there is still a long way to go. You must learn to restrain yourself, be ascetic, cultivate your morality, and don't degenerate at an age when you should be struggling. Don't ask me why. I came here to persuade everyone here.”
"Good guy, if I didn't meet you here, I would believe it!"
"What's the difference between you and that Cao thief?"
"I would like to be that Cao thief and reproduce the spirit of the old Cao family!!"
"This bird...cough cough, this beast...no, I can meet all birds...cough cough, gentlemen meet, lucky to meet, lucky to meet...[Shiba Inu][Shiba Inu][Shiba Inu]"
"Cao thief is really you!!"
"Low EQ: I would like to be that Cao thief! High EQ: I am actually a hero!"
"Although Cao Cao is dead, Cao Thief's will will last forever!!"
"Are you here? Are you a wife? Are you beautiful? Are you friends?"
"If your wife is good-looking, then I want to be a good friend with you!"
……
Good guy, I didn't realize it when I read these words first, but I just looked at it...
All the emperors understood it completely, Lao Cao, Lao Cao, the one who didn’t understand what the Cao thief was talking about was you, Lao Cao!
Prime Minister Cao, a friend of a wife, only loves his wife to steal food! !
(End of this chapter)
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