WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 153
I've seen fat people, but I've never seen fat to this extent.

The crazy old man is a bit evil!

Chai Luo suppressed his curiosity and didn't talk to him right away.

Jing Ke and others took the lead in defending Chai Luo:
"What are you yelling for? Our boss has always been indifferent! How could he listen to you, you are tired of your work!"

This guy is now a loyal supporter of Chai Luo, and he can be called the chief follower of the immortal master. How can he let a crazy old man yell at his boss.

"Is he really not here? Then these things..."

The crazy old man said, pointing around with his fingers.

"The immortal master has powerful mana, these foods are given to us by the immortal master."

"That's right, it fell from the sky, and we didn't have a chance to meet the immortal master, so what are you!"

Huashan, which is quite good, seems to have turned into a vegetable market, and every hero has become a flatterer, shamelessly flattering the gods, and praising Chai Luo extremely.

Especially Jing Ke worked the hardest. When he met Le Zhengke in the wilderness forest, he heard the debate between Chai Luo and Le Zhengke with his own ears.Now it's time to use:
"Who is our boss, a real fairy, who has long been integrated with nature. In his old man's words, this tree can be him, this flower can be him, even as long as he wants, this mountain can be Him, such a high realm, how can you, a crazy old man, understand it?"

"No, little boy, what you said is wrong. The tree can be him, the flower can be him, but this mountain can't. If he becomes a big mountain, aren't we standing on his belly now? Oh, it may be his head !"

The silly Li Ji immediately refuted.Cai Luo, who was watching the movie with his mobile phone, almost collapsed.

Nima, what do you call this: he is an old man?I'm the youngest?

And what this idiot said...

Hey, there is no problem with that set of mysterious and mysterious theories fooling a great educator like Le Zhengke, but fooling a fool like Li Ji, forget it!

People should be treated differently!
"It's really a fairy, that's great, let me tell you! How could it be so similar!"

The noise around him didn't make the crazy old man go crazy, instead, a thoughtless mental activity of his was conveyed in the WeChat dialog box.

If you don't understand, just ask!
Chai Luo has always been a person who is not ashamed to inquire. Seeing that the crowd was in a mess, and there was no result in the quarrel, he had to send a voice message to the crazy old man:
"Did you really drink this wine?"

The crazy old man was obviously taken aback, and suddenly pushed away Jing Ke who was standing in front of him, who was spitting all over the place, his eyes were frighteningly bright, and his knife-like gaze swept across the faces of everyone around him.The startled look confused the heroes, who didn't know what he was going to do.

"Who were you talking to me just now?"

"Damn, are we all talking to you?"

"No, who asked me if I really drank this wine!"

At this moment, everyone put out the fire, and after looking at each other for a while, it was Zhang Liang, who later grew up to be the leader of the three heroes of the early Han Dynasty, who was the first to reflect:
"We haven't said anything, it must be the fairy master talking to you!"

"Really you?"

Lifting his head abruptly, his eyes stared at the empty mid-air.The sky was already dark, and when I looked around, I could vaguely see a few stars looming in the sky, except for this, there was nothing else.

"It's me. You haven't answered my question yet."

Chai Luo tried his best to make his voice sound very calm. After all, he is a god, so he has to put on airs.

"Can my friend show up and talk about it?"

"cannot!"

The one who answered was categorical, there was no way, to be honest, I really couldn't make it through.

When I was talking to Zhao Tuo before, I felt that it was very difficult to communicate with the little kid. Why is it so difficult to meet an old man now?
"Then how did you bring all this food and so much good wine here? Oh, this is a hamburger. It's a pity that it's a beef burger. I prefer grilled chicken leg burgers!"

your sister!
I have met someone who knows how to do it.

This is the old man who lived in the Warring States Period?

Damn, Chai Luo couldn't believe it when he told the great sky.

"You actually know this? And you know the grilled chicken leg burger?"

"I know, of course I do. Hey, it's been too long. I really can't remember whether it was ten years ago or 20 years ago."

The crazy old man said, shaking his head lightly, with a look of infinite regret.

No way, meet a guy who traveled through the past?And it's a guy who traveled through the past few decades!

The shock in Chai Luo's heart couldn't be overstated.

I have read a lot of time-travel novels, and there are people who time-travel in various poses, but I haven't encountered any of them in reality.In his mind, those are all nonsense, at most they can satisfy the little ambition suppressed in his heart.I didn't expect to bump into a live one today.

Look at the old man's outfit...

Nima, if this old man really traveled through the past, he must be the worst one in the huge crossing army.

Other people who travel through time, either become princes, or become emperors, at least they can be a rich man, right?

This one is good, he is in rags, if you meet him on the street, he will be regarded as a beggar by the cliff.

Chai Luo was sighing, and everyone around the old man could hear that something was wrong.

"Have you ever been to Wonderland?"

It was Zhao Tuo who asked the question. This kid has a lot of questions.In a passive situation, he can turn his back on the customer, so of course he will not be suffocated now that he is full of doubts.

"Yes, I have been there. I have never figured out what kind of place it is. Someone told me it was a fairyland, but I never really believed it. Now I finally know, it really is a fairyland!"

Cai Luo is already planning to exchange knowledge about time travel with the old man.

Who doesn't want to travel to ancient times to have fun? !

Chai Luo has full confidence in his abilities, no matter which dynasty he travels to, he will never get into the current situation like the crazy old man.However, when he heard the old man's words, he hesitated again.

Uh, the old man doesn't seem to have traveled from modern society to the past.Could it be that he traveled from ancient times to modern times, and then back again?

Fuck me, when will time travel be able to play at such a high level?Wherever you want to go?

Forcibly swallowing the question that came to his lips back into his stomach, he continued to listen to what he had to say.

"Really, tell us what the fairyland looks like. If it's good, I'll invite you to drink with us. If it's not good, hehe, you know the consequences!"

Young man, is so lawless!

Chai Luo likes Zhao Tuo's urination.

"Since you are so familiar with the fairy master, why don't you ask him. As a fairy living in the fairyland, he should know more about it than me, a passer-by!"

passerby?The kind that came in a hurry?
Cai Luo still restrained himself from speaking.

After the crazy old man finished speaking, everyone in Huashan looked up at the starry sky at an angle of 45 degrees almost at the same time.

(End of this chapter)