WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 155 Wonderland Tour ([-])
The crazy old man is really blind if he doesn't advertise!
This was Chai Luo's first thought after hearing the old man's persuasive words.Through the few delicacies introduced by the old man later, Chai Luo really understood where this guy traveled.

Cantaloupe, raisins, sweet dates, delicious walnuts, plus a vast desert.

Anyone with a little knowledge of geography can guess where this is in China.

"Fortunately, I was rescued by that kind man. At the beginning, we had difficulty in communicating, mainly because I was not used to his accent, but after a long time of contact, we became familiar with each other and became a non-verbal A good friend who doesn’t talk about it. He asked about my situation, and I told him. Then I asked him, where is that place, and he told me that it was a fairyland. Follow him closely and don't come into contact with other people. Hey, think about it now, he is really a good person!"

nice guy?

Your sister, you have been fooled, okay?
Chai Luo looked at the mad old man who was sobbing, and really didn't know what to say.If the order was adjusted, it was not the "good-hearted person" who first asked the crazy old man, but the crazy old man first asked, I am afraid that the old man will get a completely opposite answer.

"Have you seen a ghost?"

Small children are always interested in such topics, but this time no one blamed him.It is true that the narration of the crazy old man is a bit too mysterious.

"I see, there are many, many monsters. There are monsters who can't speak, and there are monsters who can talk."

"What does it look like?"

"There is a kind of monster with two big sarcoids on its back. It is extremely powerful. It looks like a horse, but it is definitely not!"

Well, it is indeed not a horse, the old man should be talking about a camel.

"There is also a kind of monster that can talk. It looks quite similar to a human, but its eyes are blue and its hair is curly. It talks in a babble, and it can't understand a word!"

Damn, fortunately this is talking on WeChat. If this is put in reality, it will easily cause ethnic conflicts, okay?

Returning monsters, what you saw were Uighur brothers, okay?

Do you know Uyghur?
Even you can't understand!

Well, in fact, Chai Luo didn't understand either.

But it can't be said that people are monsters! The 56 ethnic groups are like a family of brothers, right?
"Lucky, what I met was a kind god, otherwise, if the first thing I met was a monster, wouldn't it be miserable?"

I was really lucky, I didn't meet any individual traffickers!

"Later, later!"

Zhao Tuo's eyes flickered in the night, this guy is addicted to listening to stories.Not only him, several other "well-informed" heroes were also completely attracted by the crazy old man's words, and they didn't even dare to breathe.

"The gods took me in and lived in the fairyland for ten days. During these ten days, I ate all kinds of delicacies. Including hamburgers, there are all kinds of flavors, which are much better than the one you ate today..."

——Well, you are right, the taste of fast food is really average.

"There are also iron birds that can fly..."

——Iron Bird?Airplane?
"Have you ever seen a small box containing people? They are all gods, locked in an iron box and have to sing and dance every day for people's entertainment..."

——Is this guy talking about a TV or a computer?

"Have you ever heard of a chariot made of all metal? The speed is extremely fast, and the gods sit in it and rampage..."

——Master, I am convinced, pay attention to traffic safety!

"I use luminous pearls for lighting at night. They are very bright, and luminous pearls can also be controlled by people. If you want them to light up, they will light up. If you don't want them to light up, they will not light up. It's amazing, right?"

——Ahem, which remote place have you been to? There are not many places where light bulbs are used for lighting.

"The most astonishing thing is the residence. The houses are all built with unclear materials. They are extremely strong. No matter how much wind and rain, they will not shake a little bit..."

——The tofu dregs project is very deceitful, but the house shaking in the wind and rain that the old man described seems to be no longer a bean curd dregs project, but a real bean curd dregs.

The old man is eloquent, he told a group of silly birds about a bizarre world.When Chai Luo heard it, his stomach ached from laughing.

Nima, is this a fairyland?You can see these things everywhere.

Just like that, those silly birds were all dumbfounded.

"My God, it's amazing! I really want to see it for myself. If I have the chance to go to Wonderland, I won't come back even if I die!"

Zhao Tuo is a little heartless, the dog knows that he doesn't think his family is poor!
The crazy old man sighed, smiled wryly and shook his head:

"Hey, I don't want to come back, but I can't help it. I stayed in the fairyland for more than ten days. One night, after lying in bed and taking a nap, I f--- left! So, I still feel like I'm in the fairyland What I saw and heard is just a dream of mine, it’s just too real. I didn’t expect to see the good wine and food in the fairyland again today, hey!”

"Depend on!"

"Oh, what a pity!"

There was a sound of regret surrounding the old man.

Wonderful, really wonderful!

Chai Luo's eyes twinkled when he heard this, could this be the legendary Huangliang Yimeng?
"You have been in Wonderland for more than ten years, what have you done?"

Zhao Tuo's tone became very respectful when he saw a person who was hanging around in the fairyland.At least he still has a fairy spirit on his body.

"I didn't do anything. The kind god let me stay in his home for my safety. Although he is a god, his body is too weak. In his words, gods rely on spells, so it is difficult for the body. I don't particularly care about forging. He is an immortal who likes to forge his body, so for more than ten days, I was busy learning martial arts with him."

"Wow, are you still a martial arts master?"

"I can't talk about being a master, but I still have some knowledge. After more than ten days, I can feel that the gods have also benefited a lot from me."

His gaze became even more admirable, this is an old man who can guide immortals!

It's normal for gods to point fingers at mortals, but how can a mortal be able to point fingers at gods?You don't have to actually do it, just think about that scene, it makes people drunk.

Holding the mobile phone, Cai Luo listened to the old man and a group of idiots bragging, but his eyes were fixed on the old man's mental activities in the dialogue interface.

Hmph, although the old man's skills are not high, his knowledge is extraordinary. Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, which dynasty's kung fu have you never seen?If you can point out immortals, who else would I!

What's going on here?Does he know about Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing?
Chai Luo's eyeballs were bigger than light bulbs.Intuition told him that the difficulty of the crazy old man was not limited to this.

(End of this chapter)