WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 259 I'm Bragging

The self-proclaimed extremely clever One Two One suffered a small loss, the three of them laughed for a while, and finally calmed down:

"Brother Chai, where did you get this fruit? Why have you never seen it before?"

"Gift from a friend!"

"Which one is made in China? There are only a handful of countries in the world that I don't know about. Why have I never seen this thing before?"

Not in a hurry to answer the one-two-one questions, Cai Luo just tilted his head and looked at him with a smile.

Anyone with good eyesight can tell that Yi Eryi must be younger than Cai Luo, at most in his early 20s.It would be nice for many people of this age to graduate from college.But this guy actually said that he knows all the countries in the whole world.If he hadn't seen this extraordinary method before, Chai Luo would definitely think he was bragging.

"Ahem, it's not that I understand, and I will study any weird things I see, and ask my friends to find ways to get them for me. There is no way, work needs it!"

After finishing speaking, Yi Er Yi jumped up and slammed his body onto the sofa.

"Investigating me and my master is also a work requirement?"

Chai Luo didn't intend to continue to be tense, and asked directly.

When Dong Tianxia left Mingcheng, he told Chai Luoqian to be careful with one, two, one.This guy is horrible!
There are definitely not many people who can be judged by the old man as terrible. Before the master reminded, Chai Luo felt that one, two, one was just too mysterious, but after the old man reminded him, he thought about it seriously.The conclusion obtained is exactly the same as that of Dong Tianxia.

Yes, one-two-one goes far beyond the bounds of mystery, and should be called scary instead!

Chai Luo really suspected that if One Two One wanted to know how many times he went to the toilet every day, he would be able to investigate clearly.In front of this guy, it seems that no one has any privacy at all.Isn't this the scariest thing in the world?Especially since I do have things that are not visible all the time.

"Hehe, almost, believe it or not, it's really necessary for work!"

Bawangcan looked at [-] strangely, he was not stupid, he knew that there was no place for him to intervene in the current issue, so he pricked up his ears, wanting to hear [-]'s explanation.

"The investigation of Master Dong actually started more than [-] years ago, but not much energy was spent on him, and the information collected was not very complete. However, the investigation order has not been revoked, so the task Still hanging..."

"Wait a minute, more than eighteen years ago? How old are you this year?"

Chai Luo looked at [-] suspiciously, and took a cup of tea from his apprentice.

"Hehe, at that time, it was not me who was in charge of investigating the old man, but my father. Actually, the investigation of you, the day Master Dong Tianxia accepted you as his apprentice, had already begun. It's just that you didn't know it!"

I have been living for more than 20 years, and I have been living under the surveillance of others!Cai Luo was very depressed.

Bawangcan couldn't help asking:

"Fuck me, when did your investigation of me start?"

"Hey, the real investigation of you should be after you became Brother Chai's apprentice. However, as long as I want to, I can assure you that I can investigate clearly the days before you ate the overlord's meal. Which widow, sneaked a peek at a girl taking a bath!"

"Damn, no way. I kicked the door of Aunt Zhang's house in the middle of the night because she called me a wild child. As for peeking at girls taking a bath... Uh, it seems that I have never done this before!"

"Depend on!"

Chai Luo and [-] put their hands on their foreheads almost at the same time.

Especially Chai Luo, who has serious doubts about his apprentice's IQ!
People just said that they could investigate it, but they didn't say that it has been investigated!Do you want to stop being so honest and tell yourself everything!

There is nothing anyone can do if IQ is in a hurry!
"Don't mention kicking the door to take a shower, brother one two one, can you tell me why? Our master and apprentice, oh, to be precise, my master, he is just an ordinary citizen, and he has nothing to do with Zhang San Li Si Wang Er Mazi next door. The difference, you don't need to spend so much energy on him!"

Really arguing about Bawangcan's nonsense, it is estimated that Cai Luo will not get the answer he wants to know by tomorrow morning.

Apparently Comrade Xiaoba also realized that it was not a matter of showing his face, so he closed his mouth obediently.

"Originally, these were all confidential, hehe, but now they are not classified as confidential, so it's okay to tell them. It all started with an accident more than eighteen years ago."

After finishing talking one-two-one, he picked up a cup of tea on the coffee table, and it looked like he was going to have a long speech.However, in the end, the process was horribly simple:

"At the beginning, Master Dong's business in XJ was unsuccessful. When dealing with the tail of the business, he once acted bravely on the train. When he met three thieves, Master Dong stepped forward and beat up the three little thieves. During the shots, slogans were shouted in his mouth, such as "Let you see Lu Wenhou's tricks; let you see Li Yuanba's skills; let you see what Beiwei Army is" and so on, etc. There are many more, enough There are more than a dozen ancient legendary characters or special forces who have used the ability. In the eyes of ordinary people, this is as nonsense as letting you see the power of Tathagata God's Palm, but it happens not far from Master Dong. There are three experts in martial arts sitting..."

"Brick House? Hehe..."

Hearing this word, Chai Luo couldn't help chuckling and pouted!

His expression completely fell into the eyes of One Two One, he shook his head with a wry smile, and explained:

"Brother Chai, I know that on the Internet, the word "expert" has been misused by everyone. However, real martial arts experts still exist. It's just that those who can have such a name and be recognized by the country are not Like a clown, I look for presence in various media every day. Even if I don’t mention my background, you should be able to know that the experts who are really serving the country are not in vain. Originally, the three seniors also felt that Dong The master is bragging, but when they saw Master Dong's skills, they were all very surprised. Master Dong's attack is not very powerful, but the moves are very subtle. Comparing it with the sporadic records in history, you will find that , It seems that he is really not bragging, there are many tricks, and there are indeed many shadows of long-lost martial arts."

"True martial arts experts, researching martial arts is their life. Throwing it into the cold weapon era in history, these martial arts are definitely national treasures. So the three experts were very excited and took the initiative to chat with Master Dong Tianxia and asked him Some things about martial arts. Hehe, in the end, Master Dong insisted that he was bragging before, and it was completely nonsense."

(End of this chapter)