WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 299

After exhaling two puffs of smoke, Chai Luo realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the hall.

Looking up, almost everyone, including the court ladies and eunuchs who were waiting beside them, was staring intently at the burning cigarette in Chai Luo's hand.Fatty Ying, who was closest to Chai Luo, took a sharp puff of second-hand smoke from Chai Luo, closed his eyes slightly, and looked very drunk.

Damn, it's the first time I've seen second-hand smoke and I'm so intoxicated!
People who smoke generally have a habit of giving cigarettes to others.

Alone Better Together!

Otherwise, there is such a saying, which is called smoking talks and wine doing things!
Things that can't be done normally, moved to the wine table, and the possibility of solving them is greatly increased.When two strangers meet together, each of them has a cigarette, and they can find a topic even if there is no topic.

What's more, if you smoke alone, and the eyes around you are wide-eyed, it doesn't feel right in your heart!
"Uh, forgot, haha, win the fat man, get one!"

After finishing speaking, he really took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and handed it to Ying Zheng.

"This, this, Immortal Master, is it suitable?"

"What's wrong!"

With a pair of fat trembling hands, he respectfully took the cigarette that Chai Luo handed over. It was the first time I saw a cigarette dispenser, and it moved people to such an extent.

Do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from inequity!

Fatty wins all, and the others can't be left out. It doesn't matter whether they will smoke or not, it's a courtesy.

Forget about the maids and eunuchs, there is less than a pack of cigarettes in their pockets, not enough.

Meng Wu, Li Si, Wei Liao, the three masters also took the cigarettes from Chai Luo's hand, and Wei Liao, who had always been quiet in Gujing, was trembling with excitement.

Nima, the treasure given by the gods!
Plop plop plop!
All three knelt down:

"Thank you, Master Immortal, for your kindness!"

Nima, love a wool, isn't it just a cigarette!
Originally, he planned to include Zhao Gao in the ranks of ordinary court ladies and eunuchs, but seeing that bastard standing behind Fatty Ying, he kept swallowing!
Damn, it's okay to be hungry after eating, but why don't you smoke a cigarette!
Forget it, this buddy is also my WeChat friend, not to mention, he hasn't grown into a traitor yet, a cigarette is nothing!

Throwing one to him casually, Zhao Gao no longer knelt down, and directly threw himself on the ground to salute.It is estimated that this guy has never been so excited when he saw Win Fatty, with snot and tears:
"Thank you Immortal Master!"

This is crying out!

"Okay, okay, look at each of you... Uh, oh, yes, there is no fire, you are all fourth-class smokers!"

Fourth class smoker?

It seems that they were not smokers in the first place, and they were all blamed by Chai Luo.

First-class smokers have smoke and fire, second-class smokers have smoke but no fire, third-class smokers have fire but no smoke, fourth-class smokers have no smoke and no fire, all rely on rubbing!

There is no way, the people Chai Luo ran into today were all fourth-class smokers.In the words of later generations, this is called a smoker, and it is purely to help others consume cigarettes.

Chai Luo's service was very good, he lit cigarettes for several people, this scene didn't look like he was a god, but more like a waiter.

At the beginning, a few people were not quite used to it, and they coughed all the time because they were choked by the cigarettes.It didn't take long to get used to it.

In fact, no one felt that there was anything good about this thing, but everyone had the same thought in their hearts, it was a gift from the gods, it must be extraordinary!Immediately one by one held their breath and concentrated, carefully understanding.

The psychological effect is still very wonderful. After getting used to about half a cigarette, everyone's face showed a fascinated look.

The picture is beautiful!

Win the fat man, the first emperor of all ages;

Li Si, the most powerful prime minister of the Qin Dynasty;

Wei Liao, the smartest person in the world;

Meng Wu, the first favorite of Qin Shihuang;

Zhao Gao...

Well, the guy has a bad reputation, but he's also one of the most notorious guys in history, bar none.

Now everyone was holding a cigarette in their hands, shaking their heads, and suddenly the hall was filled with smoke, and it looked a little more like a fairyland.

Your sister, the fairy tales of the later generations are all foggy in the fairyland, is it inspired by the current scene!

"Master Immortal, about Pao Ding, you see..."

When Fatty Ying was talking, he leaned forward, imitating Cai Luo to flick off the cigarette ash in a decent manner.

The power of an idol is infinite, and he hasn't finished smoking a cigarette yet. Looking at Fatty Ying's behavior now, he is definitely a standard smoker.

"You've handled it pretty well. Wouldn't it be nice to let him think about what to eat when he has nothing to do, and not focus on intrigue!"

"That's what I said, but I'm always not at ease. When is it convenient for you to talk to him?"

"No problem, that's a must!"

"So, thank you Immortal Master. Hey, I don't know in which life this king got the blessing to be able to get great help from Immortal Master!"

Brother, you are too modest, I seem to have done nothing.

Well, your Fish Intestine Sword was abducted by me. Although it is not my first pot of gold, it is at least the beginning of taking off.

Daqin's status today has nothing to do with him as a fake god.Chai Luo still has this self-knowledge.

"I really want to thank you. You shouldn't thank me, but you should thank your ancestors and ancestors. After several generations of great kings in the Great Qin Dynasty, you have passed on a solid foundation. There are also those capable ministers and generals who have silently paid for Qin. Shang Yang, Bai Qi, etc., without these people, where would you be in your present state!"

In an instant, the hall fell into an eerie silence.

That is to say, if Chai Luo dares to say that, try another person?Ten heads are not enough to beat the fat man.

Whether it was Shang Yang or Bai Qi, they were all killed by the princes and kings of Qin.Cai Luo is bringing these people up now, is this going to reverse the case for them?

"Ahem, um, I will pay homage to my Daqin ancestors!"

Seeing the embarrassment on Fatty Ying's face, Chai Luo smiled, saying enough is enough.

After all, he is a prince and king, so he has to save enough face for him.

"In addition to these old friends, you should actually be more grateful to the capable ministers and generals around you now. Don't always think of people as bad. Let's just say Wang Jian, the old man is good, and he has no second thoughts about you. Look at him and scare him. After winning the battle, he immediately offered to resign. He didn’t even dare to have dinner with you. As for it! Half of Daqin’s country was brought down by other men, if you really want to rebel, why wait until now?”

In fact, Chai Luo mentioned Bai Qi just to say that Wang Jian was foreshadowing.If you win Fatty, if you are a smart person, you can't do things that destroy the Great Wall.

"Yes, Master Immortal, do you think I shouldn't promise Wang Jian to return to hermitage?"

"It's not what I think. You should ask other people for their opinions."

Fatty Ying looked down at the cigarette in his hand and said nothing, Zhao Gao, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.

(End of this chapter)